Hey(: this is xxbahbieveexx...

About Me(the author)

Name: xxbahbieveexx DUH!!

Age: none of ur concern

Race: human of course

Location: Jupiter

Play: the violin and Guitar hero and Rock Band

Gender: None of ur business but if u find the need to ask i am female

INTERESTS

Likes: Swimming, Writing... stuff like tht i guess.

Dislikes: youh.

Loves: nothing.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed in here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold, I'm black,"

"When I die, I'll be black,"

"But you sir..."

"When you're born, you're pink,"

"When you grow up, you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die, you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored."

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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