Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.

My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**

Edward Cullen is looking for inspiration to write THE American novel. Bella Swan is looking for inspiration, any inspiration, to pull her from her doldrums existence. But what they find in each other, neither of them could have expected.

Newly divorced and single mom Bella decides it's time to let loose and have some fun at her friend's Halloween party. After an encounter with an alluring stranger, Bella's life turns upside down. AH-Cannon Couples. A one-shot turned multi-chapter

A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.

"I look up and watch him slowly approach me, as if I'm an animal he might scare away. I hate that he seems to feel like I'll bolt at any moment. I want to let him in. I want to. I just need time." Bella's heart is broken. Edward helps her mend it. BxE, Friendship/Romance/Humor, Rated M for the usual reasons.

A Procrustean Bed- a standard or set of conditions, determined arbitrarily, to which everyone is forced to conform. But the question is... are there really any rules when it comes to the affairs of the heart?

A moment. A glance. A smile. Miraculous that the strongest of bonds can form from so simple a gesture. Destiny is not sentimental, however, and it is often the strongest of bonds that must withstand the strongest storms. Two shinobi will form such a bond, and endure the most ferocious storm the world has ever seen. NaruHina, Epic-length story. Currently in Book Three.

***On Hiatus*** Tsukino Sayuri has just graduated from the Shinigami Academy and been placed in the Tenth Division. Follow her as she makes friends and falls in love with a certain prodigy...summery sucks i know...Hitsu/OC

Coming to terms that her beloved will never return her feelings of undying love, Helga Pataki vows 7th grade to be the year she moves on from the boy she'd obsessed for years. But when Arnold realizes his true feelings for the pig-tailed girl, will love stop making a fool of her or will Helga succeed in locking her love deep within the chambers of her heart.

Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.

Never underestimate the appeal of a seventeen year old boy. Bella Swan is Emmett's mom and Edward's teacher. What happens when she crosses the line with her son's best friend? E&B, AH, OOC.

Helga G. Pataki is back after a 7 year absence, and, much to everyone's shock, she seems...grown up. Nice. Well, at least nicer. To everyone but Arnold, that is. Arnold, angry that she likes everyone but him and convinced that no one should dislike him, sets out to change her mind and MAKE her like him.

When Bella signed up for a summer archeology program, she thought she'd be exploring fossils and sedimentary rock. Little did she know, she would find herself the primary caretaker for a man with no verbal capacity or human interaction skills-a feral man

She laughed.

Bella and Edward have been pen pals for years, but never met. Now, Bella's getting married, and they're meeting for the 1st time. When there's a problem the night before, who's there to pick up her pieces? Edward, of course! AH, lemons in later chapters.

Sometimes a kiss says more than words ever could.

[Complete] When you are born a Sohma, happiness only comes in fleeting moments. A collection of 45 HaruxRin drabbles.

Bella finds herself trapped in a loveless marriage, whilst going through the motions of everyday life. Her only form of escapism is the romance novels written by the recently retired, reclusive author E.A.M Cullen.

College is a time of self-discovery, broadening world views and stressing over major decisions. It's also about getting "sexiled" by your obnoxious roommate and having only one place to go.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. — Arnold, Helga, and losing innocence

"There's no happily ever after once the I love you's are said, only a head-on collision with reality. If you survive that then you can survive anything." -Sequel to Behind The Mask!-

The gang is just about to start college! Arnold, depressed from his recent break-up with Lila, attends an eccentric disguise party at the Lloyd Mansion to celebrate the kick-off of their freshman year. He has no idea what to expect, but meets a blonde "stranger" who takes him out of his funk. Question is, who is she? My first fanfic ever! A/H Rated T for alcohol and language .

Post-Confession. It's fifth grade year for the gang. Helga is working on a Cafeteria Confessions assignment for Mr. Simmons. Arnold says too much on the confessions tape, thinking she's playing around. Now, they need to find the tape before everyone finds out the truth about them, but what's the truth? Complete.

Five people take a trip to Alaska. One hike to a hot spring and everything changes. Two people find something they never expected. Sometimes spontaneous is a good thing.

Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.

"It isn't about what you hide behind the mask. It's about who's still there when the mask comes off... and he was. He always was.."

Weeks after Hinata's confession, Naruto is still avoiding her. But when he stumbles upon her sleeping in her room during a heat wave, he can no longer contain himself. A NaruHina one shot lemon

Inspired by the 'Road to Ninja' Movie Poster: It's a Slice of Life-esque NaruHina Vanilla one-shot. Have at it. \OuO/

Twelve celebrities. Twelve fans. Twelve houses. Twelve weeks. One million dollars. That line grabs Bella Swan's attention from the first moment she reads it. The tag line to the most anticipated show of the year, I Want to Marry a Celebrity! Full summary inside. (Discontinued, more information inside.)

Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?

A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.

Helga's always hid her kinder side. But what happens if she's hypnotized to show her true colors? What will Arnold think of this "new" Helga? Rated to be safe. And for birds. And hobos. Oh, it's just a big mess. But a fun one!

Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.

COMPLETE. Bella lost Jacob and her entire world crumbled to its feet. Trying to find some semblance of a life she leaves home. Depressed, she meets Edward, who quickly pulls her from her shell. New feelings blossom between them, but can they have a future

"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.

An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?

Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places

Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.

Cursed mere hours after his birth to wander the world as a Kitsune Hanyou, Naruto Uzumaki is forced to find light in a cruel world. Is it possible to live life as a half-demon and earn the acceptance of those around you. If so, is love also possible?

After getting lost in the woods on a camping trip, Bella finds a man who is living a different life. Can two such different worlds mesh when communication is nearly impossible?

He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.

Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC

He has his mother's red hair, his father's face, and most importantly, he has two of the best friends a Jinchuriki could ask for. His name is Naruto Uzumaki... and his tale is a bit different than the one you remember. AU, Alt!Naruto, CadetBranch!Hinata

Now, when it really counts, words, her true strength, are escaping her. She lives for words for cripe's sake! She has 30-odd notebooks at home that are filled with words. H/A - Rating for language and consensual sexual activity between 17-year-olds.

Edward and Bella, once high school friends, are reunited after many years and quickly learn there is more to their friendship than they thought. But how will Edward cope when he finds out about Bella's 14 year old son with huge problems of his own?

AU. While on a family vacation in San Lorenzo, Helga wanders off to escape the neglect and uncertainty of her family in favour of a free life in the jungle. She comes to get more than she bargained for upon meeting Arnold, a jungle boy.

Helga-Arnold... of course! 4 years after graduation, everybody else has moved on, but Helga is still waiting for something to happen to her. M for language and eventual lemons. I don't own Hey Arnold. Obviously.

3 years ago, Bella Black experienced a late-term miscarriage. Upon return to work, she fell hard for a new young cashier. 3 years later, after her divorce, she reencounters Edward. With their past history, will they connect or fall victim to circumstance?

A painful present leads Hermione to seek refuge as a Hogwarts professor...only to learn the past is more uncertain than her future. Cedric/Hermione

Bella was always curious of the green-eyed man and outcast in the corner table of the coffee shop. When they finally meet, she is amazed by him, but she doesn't know what she got herself into. Will the dark side of Edward cause Bella to give up on him?

Bella owns a small bar in town & is fairly happy with her life so far. But it all changes when he walks into her bar, looking lost & confused. AU/AH BxE JxA RxE

Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.

Hinata confessed to Naruto indirectly, using a genin as a substitute. And before she could explain that he is the one, Tsunade appeared and ruined the scene. The problem: Naruto hired his best ninjas to hunt the genin down. NaruHina Complete

It's 1944, Edward awakes in a London field hospital. He's told his wife was in an air raid and did not survive. This sends Edward on a journey over two continents to find the love of his life, forgiveness for his past, and a joy he never even knew existed

Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv

Helga takes in Arnold after he's had a few too many drinks.

After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?

What happened after Arnie confessed his undying love to Helga at the end of "Weird Cousin"? I don't know about you guys, but I was always wanted to know XD Anyway here's my take on how that day might have wrapped up for Arnold, Helga, and Arnie. One shot!

AH/AU Set in 1919. Meet orphan sisters, Bella and Alice Swan, as they journey to Chicago to meet their Aunt Esme, brazen, disowned sister of their mother. Join Bella as she learns the true meaning of marriage and love. M for adult themes and later lemons.

The sequel to How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence. It's been nearly 2 years since we last saw engaged Bella & Edward.The proverbial honeymoon period has ended and Edward can't seem to tell Bella no-even when he should. Will they make it work? EPOV.

Okay, so, I think we can all agree that "Summer Love aka Beach Story" cut off at the WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT, LOL! Anyway, here's my take on how Arnold might have reacted to Helga's mouth to mouth...and some stuff that might have happened later. Enjoy!

Birthday O/S for Ilsuocantante. Angela gives Bella an afternoon at the spa for her birthday. Will Bella get more than just a facial and massage? O/S extended to multi-chapter story!

Arnold embarks to San Lorenzo to find his parents. AU & OOC Warnings. "...but I wasn't 'in the heat of the moment' then and I'm not now. I'm serious about everything I'm saying...I will do anything that's important to you because I love you!"

Brought to you by "SuprNintendo Productions"... What would happen if Helga had never erased her name from the wall in the episode "Arnold and Lila"? The answer is inside.

Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.

AU, All Human Edward has moved cross country from Washington to Florida to attend school after ending a nasty relationship, only to find himself instantly attracted to a beautiful brunette he sees in traffic. Rated M for language and lemons

Bella Swan has a sore throat. And she's trapped in a lift. Can the beautiful man she's stuck with help soothe her pain? One-shot AH AU.

A SuprNintendo production. The sequel to "Arnold Loves Helga". What will happen in particular episodes now that Arnold and Helga have been on a date? The answers are here in this new reality. ON HOLD.

A lonely author, a blue eyed angel, a golden mischief maker and the quintessential DILFward; mix them altogether, and what do you get? Only time will tell... AU/AH, rated M for adult content and language.

Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!

Helga really didn't want to go to prom. But her fairy-godmother or rather annoyingly-perfect sister says she will go to the Masquerade Ball. Wearing a mask, no-one will know it's her, so why not? She could even get a dance with a certain Football-Head..

Twoshot. It's an unwritten rule that you should do whatever someone desires when it is their birthday. Particularly if that someone is your lover. NaruHina. Chapter 2: December 27th, Hinata's birthday.

Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH

Hinata lives in a town inhabited with only females. Naruto lives in another town but full of males. Neither of them know about the other gender. What happens when Hinata accidentally ends up in Naruto's town?

Arnold gets a little too honest when he has a few drinks. What will he say about his girlfriend? It's rated T

It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV

Hinata is always the calm, collective, and very shy girl… at least outside of the bedroom she is. One-Shot Lemon !

Bella is an aspiring writer, who doesn't have time to date. In an act of desperation, Bella tells her mom, she has a boyfriend. Now Bella must hire a boyfriend for the holidays. Will Bella find that she likes her pretend world is better than her reality?

Based on the episode "Phoebe Breaks A Leg". TO BE RE-WRITTEN. ...Please don't read it. It's CRAP!

Edward and Bella are on Isle Esme for their honeymoon. Bella gives Edward a massage! Edward starts purring! Lots of romance and fluff! This is NOT a lemon.

In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH

Edward is alone, invisible and chained to the forest. Invisibility is a curse until he meets Bella. But who would save who? The alone or the lonely? Written for the Once Upon a Twilight contest. A collaboration between StarLightSuccubus and magan bagan.

Bella: "It occurred to me that there was another way for you to taste my blood, without dying, and without needles. And I think I might like it too..." Rated M, adult readers only. Period stuff ends after chapter 4 and it gets even better!

Bella shows Edward some Freudian fun. Penis envy has never been so hot. Adult themes, BDSM. Lemony good times. The Anti-Pleasure Dissertation outtake.

PWP!HitsuKarin. Pubescent Hitsugaya is avoiding his fukutaichou by watching over his friend, Kurosaki Karin. She's not so happy about that when she goes out to dance and has a stuffy taichou on her heels, but there are some things even he cannot resist.

As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.

“I know you try to tell me exactly what you’re thinking and now with your talent I can finally hear it for myself. But you have never been able to know exactly what I am thinking. Today, Bella, I give you the ability to read my mind.” PostBD. One shot.

Hinata and Naruto are shocked to find a video camera in Naruto’s room. Who put THAT there? And what the hell did it record? Orange.

Side Story/Omake to my Child Rearing 101 fic. HitsuMatsu.

A collection of one-shots focusing on that special time in every young person's life...when you generally have no idea what's going on. Enjoy!

Rukia Needs help reaching her bankai, so she gets it from Hitsugaya. A few weeks after she started training she gets bitten, what does the poison do to her?

After a run-in with a rogue female ninja who hates men, Naruto is infected with a poison that will kill him in 24 hours. There's only one cure. Hinata will do anything to save him...anything. NaruHina, rated M for lemon, oneshot.

An epic story, with kidnappings, fatal attraction, long-lost relatives, legendary treasures...oh, and a little love between our favorite blondes (no, not Simmons and Nadine...EW). THE END...the epilogue is up!