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Some quotes I thought were good:

"Sarcasm is anger with a smile."-Natalie Hyde

"When arguing with a fool, make sure the opponent isn't doing the exact same thing."- Abraham Lincoln

"A common mistake that people make trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."- Douglas Adams

"Just when you realize that life's a bitch, it has puppies."- Adrienne E. Gusoff

"Happiness is the dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."- Johnny Carson

"I too often see people killing catepillars and then complaining there are not enough butterflies."- Unknown

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."- Unknown

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein

"Some days it's not worth chewing through the restraints" Unknown

favorite sayings: 'oh shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?'

Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, The Ten Commandments has 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,296 words.

If I won't be myself, who will?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

In theory, everything works.

Do unto others before they do unto to you.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts.

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Other funny stuff:

Fourty- Nine laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives

remember most people might demeane you for writing, ignore them for they are the retards of life and shall never reach new heights in life

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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 869,651 - Reviews: 4618 - Favs: 7,289 - Follows: 6,066 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: Legacy by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
What will your legacy be? A question that has many answers; follow the tale of Naruto and his fellow Konoha-nin as they face the dangers of an uncertain future, seeking their own legacy. And to think, it all begins with the final battle with Akatsuki... [OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 385,886 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 3/29/2005
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 4,129 - Follows: 3,817 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15075 - Favs: 22,152 - Follows: 19,452 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The adventures of a Kitsune by DWM reviews
When Naruto was ten years old, something happened. Since then he had something to hide, and he's not very happy about it. AU Female Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,389 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruko U.
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 5,043 - Follows: 4,327 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 5,181 - Follows: 4,577 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Void by LD 1449 reviews
Minato and Sarutobi had a plan. Kyuubi's presence altered that plan. Now years later one Uzumaki Naruto finds himself ensnared in a web of murder, lies and tragedy and now must face an evil that has long threatened all of the shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,143 - Reviews: 2495 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Naruto: Legend in the Making by darkflyer531 reviews
Follow Naruto's life from his time as a child as he goes through his adventures. Pairings: NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 195,965 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Back to the Unknown by darkflyer531 reviews
After the collapse of the ninja world, Naruto uses the Kyuubi's ability to travel back in time to the day of his birth. Watch how he transforms the course of history with the help of his knowledge and family. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,258 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Fangirls by hakuse-kun reviews
Naruto stumbles upon a shop dedicated soley to him, and even more unexpectedly, girls who shop from it! NarutoXAwholelotofgirls, Warning: AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Windows of the Soul by Dez Guardius reviews
In the aftermath of the MizukiScroll incident, Naruto discovers his secret heritage and his ancestors' legacy. Watch him grow to become a legend all on his own... without the Kyuubi to helphinder him. NarutoHAREM, select chapters will contain LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,442 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U.
Fading into Shadows by Kuramasgal reviews
When Naruto failed to retrieve Sasuke, a sense of despair and doubt begins to enter his mind. He begins to question his self worth and begins to believe his life is better off ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,079 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U.
As The Years Pass by NkyOT reviews
DISCONTINUED. The threat of Akatsuki bites at Naruto's heels, and booted out by the Elders, he runs. Taking missions where he can, he stumbles on an old rival, and this time he won't let Sasuke walk away. Safety in numbers, you know?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,459 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Way of the Jinchuuriki: Revamped by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
Failing to kidnap Hinata, the Cloud sought forgiveness and in exchange they sent over a shinobi in training to rid themselves of a threat, the young vessel of Nibi. Placed in an apartment with a pain filled, emotionally scared blonde... Can she save him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 221,556 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Yugito N., Naruto U.
Last Rebel by Quote the Speechless reviews
Naruto's spirit is broken at a young age. Now he must rebuild himself, and with the help of Kyuubi and some others, he will do that. His goal? To become the greatest ninja in the world. All reviews welcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,391 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Caged Fox by General Badaxe reviews
Naruto gets attacked by a mystery ninja, and has to go into quarantine. Will his sanity make it? Due to some complaining, I have cleaned up the beginning chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 314,861 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Father by Theteacher reviews
The Third steps in for Minato Namikaze when the Kyuubi attacks. One change leaves nothing the same. Follow Naruto unaware of the demon within him and guided down the dark path of the shinobi by his father's light. NarutoxIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 119,004 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A fox in the hand by wayofthepen reviews
Sequel to 'So who's holding the leash' Naruto is back to normal, knows that Hinata has feelings for him and is beginning to understand what he feels for her. If half the village wasn't opposed to the union of Jinchuuriki to Hyuuga things would be perfect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,993 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15591 - Favs: 9,668 - Follows: 7,363 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Price of the Future by Shadewolf7 reviews
ON HOLD/Being rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,642 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shinobi Kitsune by Dragnos reviews
Set after the Chunnin Exams. Naruto and Sasuke make a bet. Naruto goes missing. Where is he? Who will Find him? And why is there a blonde talking fox sleeping in Hinata's bedroom?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Finite Life by Dalxein reviews
Naruto, possessing the final Bijuu, was hunted down by Akatsuki only to have his mind pushed back one month by Kyuubi repeatedly to correct his mistakes. Seeing no way out, he spent his days perfecting a jutsu to send him back even further... -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,916 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4434 - Favs: 7,168 - Follows: 7,204 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
TUAOA:Bijuu Heirs by Kitnight reviews
WHen a Bijuu starts to get corrupted Kami start out new
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,409 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Crying out by GuardianValkyrie reviews
What would happen if an Edo Tensei goes awry and Yondaime is unexpectedly revived? What will Naruto have to say about this? Unwanted chapters cleaned out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,873 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Naruto Legacy by aMaster-Caboose reviews
One day, a young man punches, flies and crashes his way into Naruto's world(in that orde) with ties to Kyuubi and the 4th hokage and changes everything for everyone,for better or worse. But what is the secret to his past and what does it have to do with the lost Fire God, Odofear Dragonis and the Multiverse itself? Multiverse Saga Part 1 Alt. Universe, Gore, Swearing and OC heavy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,227 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shadow and Flame by Tainted Witch reviews
AU: Naruto has spend most of her life hiding the fact that 'he' is really a 'she'. When her secret is finally revealed, she finds that things are quickly getting a great deal more complicated than she ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,311 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Giving up by ilikechopstix reviews
Dont call me Sakurachan...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,593 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Big Red by El Duque reviews
Naruto's body was destroyed when he was eight years old. Lukily, the unfriendly neighborhood demon gave him a new one. Now, Naruto goes through life as a 500 foot tall fox. Naruto X Multiple Women.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,300 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Conspiracies and Deception by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Do NOT own Naruto or any possible crossovers I may put in here. There I said it you bastard lawyers now you can’t do jack squat to me. HA! Full Summary is inside. A NarutoHinataHarem fic. Naruto at the age of 11 right after failing for the second time
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 405,944 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Being Found by MrRigger reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Redemption by SoulCry reviews
Tsunade's rise to the title of Hokage echoed through Konoha in varying ways. For Naruto, it was an extreme resonance. Or is it because of another reason? All were at a loss as to why. This is what he encountered beyond the walls of Konoha and his return. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,241 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Illusory Reality by xxFrozenSn0wxx reviews
After dying at the hands of Orochimaru, Kyuubi saves him and he finds himself waking up as a ten year old brat, who has a family with the Yondaime as his father, but the worst is yet to come as Naruto discovers that he brought the snake along for the ride
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,229 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Human Contact by yooso reviews
The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,482 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Different Path by Gaurdianangelzelos reviews
A series of events send Naruto down a different path. A new team, new complications, and a new destiny await him. But will these changes make his own dreams impossible? NarutoHinata, AU Naruto, Naruto Hinata Shikamaru team fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 230,201 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Problems by Elmer Beckett reviews
Naruto is alone he accepts that. He will go without love, he accepts that. He will live just for the sake of existing. So why won't these girls just leave him alone? Narux?,onesided Naruxharem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Keeper of the Seal by Taeron reviews
In ages past demons bore human children and in their demon blood were certain abilities. But now, a combination of the power of the Kyuubi and the will of one young ninja will bring about something more powerful than ever imagined Original Bloodline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,675 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto Gaiden by kyugan reviews
Exposed to the Kyuubi from a young age, Naruto endeavors to control his demonic Kekkei Genkai, and prove to the world he is no demon. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,976 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 3,682 - Follows: 3,434 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Set Me Free by Cookie-chi reviews
Sasuke's back and Naruto couldn't be happier. Well, maybe he could if Sakura returned his feelings, but a certain demon fox just wont stand for it, and wants Naruto all for herself! NaruSaku, Fem KyuubiNaruto, Slight SasuSaku. LEMONS! Finally completed!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,848 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Death of the Shinobi by Anyominous reviews
Death has come to the Naruto world.A deadly gas knocked Naruto out for weeks until he returned to find many of his friends dead and others turned insane.His support in a world that only wishes to use him is his love Kyuubi.Follow Naruto's path to greatnes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,456 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Naruto's New World by erickmenk reviews
On his way to heaven, Naruto's soul was accidentally snagged by a desperate Kyuubi from another world, where he have a family, civilians see him as a hero, and all shinobis hate his guts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,065 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U.
Book of Knowledge by Dream Hime reviews
This is a story of Naruto, and how he came to own something that held such immense power that it could quite possibly make him a god among men. This is a story of how something as simple as a book and a summon, could change one boy's life forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,543 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Nine Tails Fury by TJchaos reviews
A NaruHina story. What happens when Naruto opens the eight celestial gates combined with most of the Kyuubi's chakra? Thinking that Hinata died in his arms during a massive battle pushes him over the edge and makes some rather large changes in his life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,680 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Cell Shift by The Emerald Ingot reviews
Kyuubi hated weakness. His goal, his dream was to be the strongest. Nothing was going to stop him. Nothing else mattered. He would be strong. Even if it meant helping a human. Kyuubi forced his bloodline on a 7 year old Naruto, concequences be damned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,453 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Kitsune no Rekidaishi: Gaikai by Fenrir7139 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, container of the Kyuubi no Kitsune, has a Daifu, and that Daifu is going to lead him in his journey to save the human world... And, perhaps, find love along the way. NarutoxHarem, M for: Blood, Langauge, Lemons, ect. Demonic, Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The new Kyuubi by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto is tired of all the hate in his life so he was given an offer that he cant refuse and he learns a few things he never knew. Itachi a girl. How did that happen and why is it all his plans never work quite right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,418 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 3,983 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Promise of a lifetime by King of slackers reviews
As we all know, Naruto fails to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. After he himself vows never to return until his promise is kept, how far will he go to get his friend back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 199,053 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Brown Eyes meets Blue by DarthValgaav reviews
Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,878 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Rin - Complete
Naruto New Way by maverick9871 reviews
After the battle of the bridge Naruto life takes an unexpected twist as he learns he can find true happiness. NarutoxHakux?maybe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,227 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Mist and Fire by Zannen reviews
What if Naruto wasn't the only smiling, ramen loving blonde in Konoha? And what if Sasuke wasn't the only moody genius survivor of a Clan massacre? This story is the answer to both questions. OCx?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,116 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/11/2006
Belly of the Beast by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto has passed the first two tests of the gods. Now, he has the chance to get what was stolen from him at birth. The question is, will he? Sequel to 'If Only.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,084 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Vixens and Kitsune by Archangel N. Bloodraven reviews
Naruto finds that not all bloodline abilities have a place on the battlefield, but discovers his own gifts have a use in another critcal ninja art: Seduction. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,444 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 2,843 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Kurenai Knight by maverick9871 reviews
See how a simple change in time can change the life of so many. NarutoxKurenai AnkoxIruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,433 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Fake suicide by poisodon reviews
See what happenes six years later after Naruto faked suicide to join akatsuki. Lots of plot turns. Rated M for suicide and maybe language later on. I suck at summaries but please read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Naruto U.
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9294 - Favs: 7,362 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Silent Agony by GuardianValkyrie reviews
Naruto finally brings back Sasuke but at the expense of his own health. After a month of being in a coma, he begins to have sharp pains where he was stabbed...after his full recovery. Suffering silently, he decides that it is better to keep some secrets.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,760 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Starting from Scratch by Mod Soul 792 reviews
For Naruto, life has always been hard, nothing came free. When the last person keeping Naruto in Konoha broke their bond, Naruto frees himself from the chains that he once called bonds, and starts new ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,978 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U.
Power Redefined by Deathdingle reviews
AU. Naruto disappeared on a mission, he returns unexpectedly, and gains a few new skills, with changes to his body come changes in his choices.probably not the best summary sorry, I hope it's better than it sounds. please note mystery genre Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,475 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Just One by Destiny1029 reviews
Just One! The boy pleaded, That's all I need... to get you to love me. Chapter 14: Hospital Visit and Confessions. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,816 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki no Naruto Rewrite! by Kamikaze no Onryou reviews
Naruto is kidnapped and is in the Akatsuki.Why is he alive and why is he in Konoha? NaruHarem.Rewrite of old story.Rated M for language,sexual intercourse, and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U.
A Dream Come True by Xyshuryn reviews
Naruto is in love, but with two girls. One the Hyuuga heiress, Hinata... the other an Oto genin he saved from Kabuto. Problem is, both love him too, and he doesn't want to hurt them. So they choose for him. NaruxKinxHina Oneshot Lemony
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Naruto U., Kin T. - Complete
Legacy of Konoha by saraki22 reviews
In the fight to protect Tsunade from Kabuto, Naruto reveals a power no one expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,064 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006
The Chronicles of Naruto and Tsunade by Shining Pheonix reviews
The battle between the Yondaime and Kyuubi. Tsunade doesn't leave Konoha, instead, she stays behind to take care of Naruto after the Yondaime's death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,237 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 4,834 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Sisters of the Circle by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto wakes up one morning and discovers his entire life is changed forever, He is given food, training material and new cloths and its all thanks to the mysterious sister of the circles. Watch as he learns who they are and as he becomes loved and feared
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 133,210 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U.
TUAOA:Naruto ? by Kitnight reviews
Sakura had always had a crush on Naruto since he saved her from some bullies.Hinata had always had a crush on Naruto for who he was but if his deepest secret came out. Even deeper then the kyuubi, will they still love him or rather her? FemNaruHinaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Jinchuuriki's Harem by Ry-tan reviews
After three years with Jiraiya. Naru hooks up with Anko once more... and all of his other girls. NaruxAnko NaruxMassiveHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Outpours by caelizar reviews
Because Haruno Sakura says she is not worried at all. NaruSaku. NEW chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Guardian by Thelow reviews
Naruto returns from his fight against Orochimaru in a great depression at the loss of a friend and bad news from the demon. Hinata tries to help him through his pain. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,722 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
All That I Am XXFox, Demon, Human, MeXX by Avatarofrage reviews
To be a Jinchuuriki, a container to one of The Nine, beings with the power to shape the world. More than just a state of being, The Power of Sacrifice is a process.Does being a demon make me any less human? No one is born a monster, are they? NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 252,638 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Cry of the Youko by kyugan reviews
Youko, otherwise reffered to as Demon foxes. Cunning, swift, masters of thievery, seduction and deceit. Konoha is about to learn the hard way what it means to have one living under their noses. NaruHina, eventual NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 4105 - Favs: 5,762 - Follows: 3,187 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Goodbye, Naruto by Jays Arravan reviews
A tragic event they never expected. An event that took from them a brother, a friend, and a beloved. Let us see how they cope with this tragedy. Naruhina Sasusaku Shikaino NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,567 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Broken Hearts, Shattered Dreams by pudgypudge reviews
It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,792 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 3,796 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Poisoned by Skullz427 reviews
Naruto is raised by his mother, taught int he shinobi ways and brings about the creation of Konoha's newest clan, the Uzumaki. He isn't actually poisoned, read and you'll see NaruHarem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Golden Flash by M.C.A reviews
Unable to withstand the shame and guilt, Naruto returns to the past hoping to fix the very mistake he created 13 years ago. Now the question remands, can he change the future for better or change it for the very worse? The Golden Flash returns Title chang
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,236 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
So you want to be a Shinobi? by Viperflamer reviews
Greatness comes in all shapes and sizes. In Naruto's case, that shape and size in that of a little black book... NaruHarem, Lemons later on. And lots and lots of pervy humor. Super Naruto, slightly bakaNaruto as well. But all for fun..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 479 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Crimson Void by UrufuKiba22 reviews
Hatred, Anger, Pain, Sorrow. Feelings not uncommon but still felt. These emotions can change the pure hearts of innocent people. Destiny is never set in stone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,977 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/14/2006
A Different End In The Valley by lord of the land of fire reviews
A very different conclusion to the battle in the valley of the end. The story of a death and all that follows. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Repossession by demonicnargles reviews
The sequel to Possession. Naruto doesn't stay dead, if he died at all. Confused about morality and his own feelings, he tries to find his place in the world. What is he willing to give to get the peace he wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,797 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Nine Tales Of Naruto by Cookie-chi reviews
Two minds, two people that will never belong. Watch as their lives unfold, through love and hate. Watch nine memorable moments Naruto spent with the demon locked inside of him. NaruKyuu Fem KyuubiNaruto Nineshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: Shinobi of the World by Minion of Set reviews
Tsuki Hyuuga and Motoko Uchiha are given a SS class mission, six years after Kyuubi attacks. Guide Naruto as he trains in shinobi villages around the world. Helpful suggestions welcome, flames pissed on. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,961 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Demon Kid by Haraldur reviews
Rated M. Somewhat AU, very OOC. Very strong, cynical Naruto. He went missing for a year at the age of six and plans to leave again when he considers himself ready. Missingnin fic. ...what is freedom? Is this freedom? To be alone? Cut off from [society]?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,888 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Naruto U.
Orphaned Legacy by xxFrozenSn0wxx reviews
The day the Kyuubi attacked, the Yondaime somehow survived the sealing of the demon but the price was too high as his son, Kazama Naruto was taken instead, his body however was never found.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,508 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 4,461 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Mothers Love by maverick9871 reviews
The night Naruto steals the forbidden scroll he learns that not only does he have a mother but also a twin sister. See how this changes the world forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Mutts, Snakes, Foxes and more OH my by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto has a few suprises that he is about to reveal and it its wake will show a new side of pray and preditors. Main pairing naruxhana, a little AnkoxKure added to main pairing, maybe more if I get enough reviews for it. Lemons, sexual themes and laughs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,016 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Hana I., Naruto U. - Complete
Possession by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi takes advantage of a unique opportunity and possesses Naruto's body. Can the demon cope with a mortal's body? What will happen when Naruto resurfaces? Not a great description, but please read this. Longer chapters starting on 19! Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,252 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 4,336 - Follows: 3,729 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Kyuubis What by maverick9871 reviews
On the night he learns about Kyuubi Narutos world is turned upside down as things happen that nobody expects. A new destiny is started. NARUxSAKU main pairing, might add 1 more later but need votes for it. Lemons, Language,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,089 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Another possible outcome by Jiraiya reviews
Like the title says. Starts of when Naruto is 3. Future NaruHina. AU and slight OOCness. Please Read & Review! Rated out of paranoia. Bad language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,794 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Walking the Line Between Life and Death by Tobmaster reviews
There is a fine line between life and death. Uzumaki Naruto becomes a missing nin during his 3yr training mission. What could drive him to betray his very own village? Does anyone care enough to bring him back? Not packed with Action but there is some
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,639 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Awakening of the slumbering beast by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Henzuru by taggerung999 reviews
This is the much improved ReWrite of Transformed. On the verge of death Kyuubi makes an unexpected offer. Chapter Summary: There is a barrier that exists between Humans, demons, and gods. the same goes for the strengths of the first two. but now that barr
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,411 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005
Living Behind a Mask by Synica reviews
What if the mask Naruto wore to hide the pain of his childhood hid much more than that? NarutoxFemale Kyubi. WARNING! Angst is an understatment. Don't like OOC, then don't read. Minor Sakura bashing. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,524 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 6,541 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete