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Author has written 39 stories for High School Musical, RENT, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects, Justice League, Ironman, Austin Powers, Pirates of the Caribbean, Halloween, Kevin Smith, Sin City, Fight Club, James Bond, Men In Black, Batman, DC Superheroes, Kingdom Hearts, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, A Nightmare on Elm Street, South Park, Amalgam Comics, DC Elseworlds, Watchmen, Justice Society of America, Spider-Man, Hannah Montana, Fantastic Four, Pulp Fiction, Nightmare Before Christmas, Marvel Zombies, Clerks, Marvel, Ghostbusters, Friday the 13th, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Desperation, Lego, Alice in Wonderland, Incredible Hulk, Big Lebowski, Avengers, and Super Friends. I like all sorts of things and I enjoy putting things together that most people wouldn't normally think of. allenmore.tumblr.com |
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Marvel God Story 1
Marvel God Has An Almost Stan Lee-Like Cameo As The Riddler In Marvel God's New Marvel God Film Which Marvel God Has Named "Alfred E. Neuman And Frank Miller Take a Break From Their Aggressive Festival Of Anal Sex To Look Outside Of Their Literal Apartment Window To See Alan Moore And Dave Gibbons Climbing A Batrope On Their Way To Rescue Harvey Pekar From A Crazed Spider-Man."
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Ben R./Scarlet Spider I, Wilson F./Kingpin - Complete
You Simply Cannot Spell Batman Star Wars reviews
...Without An Indiana Jones Chewbacca.
Crossover - Star Wars & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Hey, Batman! Star Wars! reviews
This is a song about all the times Batman comes over to your house and you watch Star Wars with him.
Crossover - Star Wars & Batman - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Han S., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
What If Jaxxon Has Found The Box Of Khyscz?
Remember the old Marvel What If? stories? Remember their awesome, weird Star Wars comics? Remember the KISS comics printed in blood? Well if you don't, this will make no sense at all.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Rorschach Is Going Back To Marvel reviews
Inspired by a funny picture that got passed around the DC offices in the late 80s and can now be found in the book Watching The Watchmen.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Row After Row Of Desolation reviews
What happens when the characters from Watchmen show up on Super Friends? This. This is what happens. Now you know. And knowing is half the battle. GI JOEEEEEE!
Crossover - Watchmen & Super Friends - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Batman And Star Wars Go To The City reviews
There's a city and it has Batman and Star Wars in it.
Crossover - Star Wars & Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Lando C., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Gay In The JSA reviews
Song about Alan Scott, in light of the recent revelation that he is a homosexual.
Justice Society of America - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Alan S./Green Lantern - Complete
In Which reviews
J'onn can hardly enjoy the film with the wild thoughts of his campanions near him.
Crossover - Justice League & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Iron Man/Tony S.
Watchmen
Rhyme excercise, trying to sum up the main story of Watchmen while working in the titles of all the issues.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
In Our Times
Welcome to the 46.5 floor of the Merlin Flemmer building.
Crossover - Justice League & Big Lebowski - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Darkseid - Complete
Hulk Smash or CrazyTitles are difficult
Swamp Thing issue 46 and some other things.
Crossover - DC Elseworlds & Incredible Hulk - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Hulk - Complete
Fisk And The Riddle Of The Fist
In a world without heroes, you live in a bad KISS song and maybe the ones in white makeup were right all along.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Amalgam Comics - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Complete
Who Multiplies The Multiverse?
After the rain that fails the sunshine.
Crossover - Amalgam Comics & Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Mr J: Darling!
Love transcends insanity and fliies outside reality in the curse of the those who disperse the multiverse where the green lurks in the dirt watching the tights pulled over the shirts and the deadly flowers will squirt but her evil smile flirts.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
South Park reviews
Pissing you off like Kyle's mom starting a Red Robin movement like Mr. Hanky or Chef when he's dead still making love to the nurse with the curse of the fetus head.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Wendy Testaburger, Scott Tenorman - Complete
Nightmares Of The Bat reviews
There is fear, there is Fear and there is the mind. There are dreams and there is water.
Crossover - Batman & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Freddy K.
Alice On Elm Street reviews
I saw on Amazon that they sell the Freddy Krueger Living Dead Doll with the Alice In Wonderland ones for some reason, then I though "Hmm, well, they both deal with childhood fears and dreams" so I wrote this rhyme.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Alice - Complete
Omega and Short Round Save Chewbacca
Well, I read that The Dope Show is available for all Rock Bands except Lego Rock Band, so I took the idea of the side games on Lego Indiana Jones where you rescue Star Wars characters and set it to various melodies off Mechanical Animals.
Crossover - Indiana Jones & Lego - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
Tres Creepy In Cloud City reviews
Another rhyme
Crossover - Star Wars & Desperation - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Lando C.
Sora Cold Lampin With Normal McCay
Two universe saviors have coffee in this rhyme.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Sora - Complete
King Solomon's Scattered Dream
So, what if instead of the Final Fantasy universe, the Disney universe overlapped with the works of literature that Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neil put together in their popular comic book series? And Mickey was a vampire.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Published: 2/18/2010 - King Mickey, Mina H. - Complete
Droppin An N Cause It's Louder Than A Bomb reviews
Ever wonder why The Ratcatcher and that dude with the fast dog have similar names? Well, you should wonder that. It's very important. and then you should read this because it'll clear it up for you.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
Jason Todd Recruits Jason Voorhees reviews
Teaser for longer epic Nightmares Of The Bat
Crossover - Batman & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Jason T./Red Hood - Complete
Ghostbusters in Black reviews
Can any one group stop the Marvel Zombies?
Crossover - Men In Black & Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - P. Venkman - Complete
James Bond vs Dr Doom reviews
What can become of this?
Crossover - James Bond & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
When Dante Met Tyler reviews
Can anyone bring Dante out of his funk?
Crossover - Fight Club & Clerks - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
When Zombie SpiderMan Met The Yellow Bastard reviews
Can the redeemed zombie redeem one of comicdom's sickest villains?
Crossover - Sin City & Marvel Zombies - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Cheer Up, Silent Bob reviews
Sing to the tune of "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
The Nightmare Before Halloween reviews
Oogie Boogie comes to Haddonfield and only Jack Skellington can stop him!
Crossover - Halloween & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Pulp Fiction: At World's End reviews
What if Jules and Vincent weren't delivering a briefcase to Marsellus Wallace? What if they were delivering the Dead Man's Chest to Davy Jones? Well, here's how the story might end if they were.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Pulp Fiction - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
House of 1000 Shags reviews
Goldmember searches for gold under the Firefly House. Then things get worse.
Crossover - Austin Powers & House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Space For RENT In Latveria reviews
Benny won't budge, but a masked stranger may be able to help Mark and Roger with their rent.
Crossover - RENT & Fantastic Four - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Mark C. - Complete
I Am Iron Hannah reviews
Hannah's tour has new corporate sponsorship- Stark Industries! But how will The Mandarin feel about this?
Crossover - Ironman & Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
All Along The Watchtower reviews
Massive DC crossover featuring the JLA, The Legion Of Doom, The Comedian, Rorschach, Dark Knight's Joker, and... a surprise guest hero.
Crossover - Justice League & Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Edward B./The Comedian - Complete
The Devill's Watchmen reviews
The trouble begins when The Comedian and Nite Owl visit Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen...
Crossover - House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects & Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan - Complete
Charlie Manson And The Chocolate Factory reviews
What happens when some of history's greatest killers enter literature's most magical factory?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
RENT reviews
RENT done as a pretentious art film. Contains all the songs and dialouge from the play, but the visual interpretaion and most of the additional dialouge is my own. Also incorporates lines of dialouge from the films Harold and Maude and Do The Right Thing
RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
A Disney Channel Original Movie: Watchmen reviews
Join Zac Rorschach, Chad Manhattan, Miley Spectre and Dan Jonas on a fun-filled adventure!
Crossover - High School Musical & Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Troy B., Walter K./Rorschach - Complete