Hey everyone, what up?

I'm gonna just go by smartsoccerstar or anyway you want to abbreviate that. You see i'm one of those people who like not being kiddnapped and all. You know 'stranger danger" and stuff. Crazy huh? I mean who doesnt like being Kiddnapped?

In case you didn't catch the sarcasum, that was sarcasum. I'm one of those people who use a lot of sarcasum, so don't be offended.

I also happen to comment on anything and everything, so dont be suprised if i review everything, like, all the time. I might even review the same chapter 3 or 4 times.

OKay, lets see, i play soccer, in case you didnt catch my user name, and im center foward on my team.

I suck at spelling, but i can actually try to spell if i feel like it, and other than english, im really good at all my subjects.

Especially math and history. Plus any medical classes i happen to be taking.

I play video games sometimes and will read a comic book now and again.

I'm pretty much friends with everyone, oh and i take karate, almost forgot that.

I'll admit i'm quite a geek and do actually read books for fun, if you'll believe that.

Some of my favorites include:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (if you've never read it you should cuz it's amazing! and if you have read it then you should know why!)

Michael Vey (this is a newer book, but it's really good, so maybe give it a try!)

Twilight (i kinda liked the first book and possibly the second but i think it went down hill and who would choose edward when you could have jacob? I'm team jacob, but only cuz he's pretty darn good looking and i dont like the odds of getting my blood sucked out of my body. But other than that i'm not against Edward.)

I am number 4 (awesome book, but the movie was waaaaay better, but still awesome.)

Narnia (again, i like the movie better, but the book was still good.)

I'm also a huge fan of superheros, like really big fan.

Spiderman : he's way better in the amazing spiderman instead of the original series, though still epic then

Batman : he's freaking awesome even though he doesnt have any actually powers, he's just cool that way

Ironman : He cracks me up. He's so funny it's insane. Plus he's a rich genius with an awesome suit. What's better than that?

The avengers is the best superhero movie, though. They really shough have added Batman and Spiderman in it. Cuz that would have made it even better.

I'm also a fan of movies. Who isnt?

Lets see...

Rise of the guardians

Avengers

The amazing spiderman

All Batman movies

Captain America

Green Lantern

Ironman

The Hulk

Sparticus

Abduction

Man... I watch a lot of superhero movies, but in my defense they are pretty awesome.

And thats me! Yay!

smartsoccerstar*

Peace out.

If you love Jasper Hale more than Edward Cullen and if you think that Edward needs to get over himself and stop calling himself a monster, and stop thinking that he is the only one that has problems in Cullen family, and if you think that he needs to just go DIE IN A FREAKING HOLE BECAUSE JASPER WILL ALWAYS BE WAAAY BETTER THAN HIM... Copy and paste this onto your profile...or is that just me?

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and prode of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

Epic Fails:

The directions on a Jiffy Pop are on the back of the cover. When you tear the cover off to see the directions, step one is: "Remove cover."

The box says "Fragile" but the postman just tosses it and runs off.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a can of Manwich Warning: may be messy (why else would it be called SLOPPY Joe?)

Epic Pranks:

Buy a parrot, then teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"

Change your name to Simon, then walk around speaking in the third person.

Run into a store and ask loudly what year it is. When someone tells you the year, shout, "It worked!" and run back out.

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

PLEASE DON'T READ!!!

Don't say I didn't warn you about the fact that this is probably the stupidest shit you will ever read.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HR

FACT: About to months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran t his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise an David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google er name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. Hi mother checked is e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia