Donut Magnethide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Ugh, who ever knows what to write in these profiles?! It's just as nerve racking as introducing yourself in front of a crowd, struggling to not say the wrong thing & look like a loser! Hi! I'm Simone and I'm from Sydney, Australia. I'm an avid reader of Twilight & Harry Potter fanfics, and am amazed at the quality that you guys produce. I have only written a one-shot and boy, that was hard work! So for now I am enjoying myself reading - that and the fact it takes me all day just to read the latest updates! Those that know me know that I have a gutter mind, and it's there permanently! I spend most of my time in meetings trying not to smirk at the dirty innuendos that I pick out of the most innocent of statements. Hey, at least it keeps the day interesting. Ooh, I'm now stalking all of my favourite authors and people on twitter! Feel free to stalk me too, be warned - I talk about my cat & inappropriate things for anyone under 18. I really should just get NSFW tattooed on my forehead. http://twitter.com/Donut_Magnet |
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Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,468 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 5,806 - Follows: 6,811 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SoCal by Krazyk85 reviews
Being with them wasn't the problem, but losing me was. A life filled with sandy beaches and sunshine, I felt safe here. Nothing bad ever happens in SoCal, except maybe bad Mexican food. Or so I thought. This isn't your everyday love story. Based on the movie Savages. For Kninut, an Edward, Bella, Jasper- polyfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 154,644 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 11/8/2014
You Were Supposed to Stay in Vegas by tench11 reviews
It's fifteen days until the beginning of Bella's happily ever after. But betrayal from the person Bella trusts the most causes her to do things she never expected. Meeting Mr. Green Eyes was never part of the plan, but then again nothing that has happened so far has been. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,677 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,037 - Follows: 5,841 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angelus Ardens - Burning Angel by Cullenboyz reviews
Born as a Roman slave, Eduardus serves a depraved mistress and learns that he is nothing. Stolen into a world of violence, Eduardus slakes his thirst without remorse, and learns that he is a monster. Fleeing to a world of asceticism, Edward finds relief in oblivion and learns that life is pain. But in rescuing his Singer, Edward learns that he must live.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 94,811 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Edward, Bella
Fairy Godfather by Cris reviews
Young doctor Edward pulls a beautiful girl out of harms way, and finds that he may have just stumbled onto his greatest desire. Daddykink, so if that's not your thing, go elsewhere. For abadkitty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,414 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Bella, Edward
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13468 - Favs: 7,925 - Follows: 4,874 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Go Fish by rubyblue9696 reviews
Life may seem mapped out and on the straight-and-narrow, but just when you think you see your own big picture, fate comes in with its deck of animated cards and tells you, simply, to please 'go fish'. Who knew it would all start with a can of worms? WARNING: Over 18 Only for Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,511 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Bella, Edward
Compassion Holding its Breath by maruxf reviews
Twilight always felt as if it had started from a much more "adult" place than the books showed; as if an editor had said "this is good, but let's clean it up for young adults." But really...why is Bella so insecure and where does Edward's self-loathing truly come from? Rosalie's festering hostility? Esme's truncated yearnings? Carlisle's regrets? This is a grown-ups Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,511 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Bella, Edward
Terroir by thimbles reviews
Isabella Swan uproots her life on a whim, moving halfway around the world in search of something more. Perhaps she will find what she's looking for in the neatly laid rows of Cullen Family Wines' Hunter Valley vineyard. Sometimes, it is the grafted vine that produces the more vigorous growth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,413 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Hundred Percent by I Punch Werewolves 4 Fun reviews
After a huge misunderstanding and weeks spent in an alcohol haze, Edward thinks his life with Bella is back on track. Until he gets a call from The Jessica Stanley Show. AU AH Mostly Cannon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,177 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6463 - Favs: 4,972 - Follows: 3,814 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Refunded, Darling by Iambeck reviews
One girl's selfless deed to be a surrogate is voided by tragedy, and unfortunately, there are no refunds on this kind of thing. Now, eternally bound to a stranger in a 'divine act of God', ethics be damned... AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,776 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6746 - Favs: 4,722 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 4,601 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Book of Misremembrances by QuantumFizzx reviews
A painful present leads Hermione to seek refuge as a Hogwarts professor...only to learn the past is more uncertain than her future. Cedric/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,748 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 6,261 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exiles From Delight by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. "And Bella knew that had to be the case because the strangest thing about the man was not the cracking sound that accompanied his arrival, the faux lightning, or his sudden, inexplicable appearance. It was the wings that lay underneath him..."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3223 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through the Flames by SparklingTwilight reviews
One fateful night, 29y/o Edward must make the decision that haunts every firefighter's worst nightmares. In choosing between his life and that of another, life altering repercussions arise. Rated M. Contains graphic descriptions of fire. HF Warning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 199,995 - Reviews: 7726 - Favs: 4,568 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9364 - Favs: 7,206 - Follows: 3,485 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6997 - Favs: 10,715 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret Prophecies by bexi21 reviews
A prophecy can be an interesting little thing, especially when it pertains to Bella Swan. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,693 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In The Blood by fragilefoxes reviews
After 91 years, Bella returns to Chicago to find a mate. Edward mourns the loss of his humanity and his abandonment by his maker. Can they overcome their dark pasts and forgive? Rated M violence & lemons . E, B, Em, R, C, & Es. AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,476 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4753 - Favs: 5,519 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anywhere But Here by SparklingTwilight reviews
J/B & E/A are living on the streets of Seattle. What happens when their paths cross one day? Will they rise up against the odds, or hit rock bottom? Drugs, drinking, excessive obscene language, and mature adult content. OOC. Canon Cpls. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 212,649 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6122 - Favs: 9,423 - Follows: 5,398 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tortoise and the Hare by helliex88 reviews
There may often be a great deal more suffered than a stander-by can judge". Edward and Bella, both with pasts that haunt them, meet at the worst possible setting. Will they ever see the other clearly? AH Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,597 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7745 - Favs: 5,776 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Smooth Vanilla and Deviant Sprinkles by marie0912 reviews
Bella has been faking for a while,deeply unsatisfied and her desires and fantasies too dark and deviant to confess to her husband.She writes what she truly longs for down on paper,unknowingly leaving it for Edward to find and read. Graphic Sexual Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out Of Choices by Picklewinkle reviews
After her mom dies, Bella becomes angry & withdrawn. Enter Edward, the handsome teenage vampire, & the start of a complicated love-hate relationship. Can their love survive the fear that rules her and the secret he hides from her? AU,OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 315,271 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Will Come Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,461 - Reviews: 3222 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3402 - Favs: 3,550 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Screw the Eggnog, Pass me the Mistletoe reviews
Bella finds herself cursed with being alone every Christmas, having to fend off the matchmaking efforts of her best friend. What happens when she finds she has been set up once again - fireworks or a complete fizzle? A/H. Lemons. AGUtM one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,652 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete