"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

How to confess to a girl in three easy steps: tell her you like her, have her tell you she likes you, and set up a date. Easy, except Bakugou's failed step two. Now, he could take it like a man and let it go. Or, he could take her words to heart and show her just how much of a not jerk he is. Follow our favorite idiot on his journey of self-improvement, friendship, and love.

'She is so obedient. And pretty. You are a lucky man.' Nobody except Orochimaru knew his wife was acting ladylike only in public. In private, Ino was stubborn, childish, hot-headed and openly impatient to end a two week long mission. AU, InoxOrochimaru, married for the sake of an undercover mission, slow burn romantic comedy.

The more they squabbled like little children, the less she was inclined to believe they were century-old vampires. In which Momo works as a coroner, discovers two not-so-dead men in the morgue and somehow ends up letting them stay at her apartment for the time being. [Modern/Vampire!AU; plat. BakuTodoMomo; rom. TodoMomo]

COMPLETE: Hermione's eighth year at Hogwarts is already going to be difficult in the aftermath of the war, but it is further thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Sorting Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron, how will she cope? [AU/Dramione] Prevalent alchemy.

Genma takes a very handsy, very drunk Ino home to NOT sleep with her. Yet. (GenIno)

In which Tom attempts to court Hermione because she has knowledge of the future but gets obstructed by her obliviousness to the social customs of the 1940s.

Voldemort died, but the Death Eaters live on. Hermione Granger traded herself to Draco Malfoy in exchange for safe passage for core Order members. Now he's pretending to love her, Narcissa is pretending to believe that, and Hermione is walking a tightrope behind enemy lines as she figures out what is going on. Unfortunately, people fall off tightropes. (no non-con)

Neji and Ino had come to an arrangement, an agreement of sorts. She had saved his life. He owed her as much, if not more. But neither was prepared for what would happen, or the consequences that would follow.

After the war, everything changes, especially for one former ROOT-member and one golden-haired kunoichi. You're always supposed to call a girl the exact opposite of what you think of her, right? A love story at its quirkiest. SaiIno. A lot less fluffy than I wanted it to turn out, but I guess I'm rolling with it.

After Wally's death, Artemis and Bart become close.

It was the kind of thing that happened in folktales: a cursed prince, a transformation that could not be broken. Except those princes usually became monstrous-looking creatures who needed true love's kiss to return to normal. They did not get stuck as a six-year-old boy depending on a bald runt and two Water Tribe siblings.

The Uchiha were feared. (They shouldn't have been.) The Yamanaka aren't feared. (But they should be. Oh, they should be.)

Momo Yaoyoruzu is so polite, so civil and every bit as proper as his highschool vice president had been, Bakugo Katsuki could barely quip an insult. Katsuki/Momo. Cover by masitadibujante

Looney Lovegood is a concept too sweet for the tongue, but she and Draco share one thing in common. They are both valuable for consumption. (collection of drabbles)

She was always a strong-willed person, but what happens when Ino is pushed over the edge? What happens when Shikamaru discovers he can't touch her anymore? Rape!fic. ShikaIno. Insane!Ino.

Desliza los dedos ahora pálidos sobre la piel de su pecho, justo sobre su corazón y siente. / Drabble SasuIno.

In which the post-war shinobi nations have nothing better to do than gamble, Ino starts the apocalypse, and Iruka is a catatonic mess. Most terrifying of all is Kakashi's emotional crisis, where he FINALLY puts the pieces together... Meanwhile, Naruto is about to confess to the love of her life- believe it! Fem!Naru

Feelings don't just suddenly appear. They need to start with moments, connect together with memories and solidify with personality. And of course, luck. Very much like the quirk of Creation. Eventual TodoMomo.

Orochimaru pays a visit to his teammate's memorial. Post-series one-shot.

"He never saw Ino coming right at him, and he had a split second to see the fury in her clear blue eyes before she delivered the meanest right hook ever, dislodging a tooth. At that precise moment, Naruto knew he fell a little bit in love with the crazy, fierce blonde." The tale of a blond brat trying to befriend another blond brat, while following useless advice.

The world is ravaged by an unknown disease, and the Infected patrol the realm of night hunting survivors. In this hell on earth, three unlikely people forge an alliance out of necessity. One seeks death, one seeks companionship, and one seeks an escape.

The object of her attention had finally made his move, prowling across the bar toward her with a predatory glint in his eyes. If only he knew that in this case, he was the canary, she the cat, and tonight she was on the prowl. Hidan x Ino

In which Shikamaru realizes that Ino is a formidable (and troublesome) opponent and despairs accordingly. [one-shot, InoShika, rated T for swearing and sexual themes]

Yamanaka Ino was young when she first meets Uchiha Itachi, and it only confirms what she already knew. Beautiful things are dangerous. And Ino was very, very beautiful - she made sure of it. AU. Ino x Itachi

Ino finds a head. The head won't shut up. Then she finds the rest of him. Hidan x Ino.

"You don't deserve a real tattoo. But if I were to get one, I'd show it to Fez before I'd ever show it to you!" Ironically, that's pretty much how it happened. One-shot.

Trust, a tricky thing. Very tricky for Jackie and Hyde. But they come around, eventually. Two-shot "what if" story! Set during 5x22.

You don't get to choose who you fall in love with. [Raidou/Ino] ft. Onesided Kakashi. [ONESHOT]

The war ends. The world moves on, and so does Neji. NejiIno. OneShot.

It's not like he memorizes every single one of the many numbers and facts he sees every day. ThreeShot- Shikamaru, Ino (Team Ten). Growing up, looking back is the simplest thing to do. And the hardest.

After a car accident, Hyde wakes up to a twisted version of reality he comes to find is actual hell and with no memory of how he got there, a hell that Jackie's been living in for the past few months. Set during Season 8, shortly after "Sweet Lady".

She's being shipped out to good 'ole Land of Sand, and there's not a single thing she can do about it. Gaara x Ino

Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

Five things that never happened to Ino Yamanaka and Shikamaru Nara. OneShot. Temporary places. Guest appearances: the Sand Siblings, the Konoha Twelve, Kakashi.

After months of avoiding, Kankuro finds himself stuck with a very angry, very pregnant Ino, and her husband still isn't home. Damnit Gaara, where the hell are you? One-shot. Image Credit: ritam on deviantART

The war's over, but who said rebuilding would be easy? Shikamaru's losing a chess match to an unknown opponent and Ino's a fly in the SPIDER's web. Hinata joins ANBU where Sasuke is betrayed by a ninja he trusts. Naruto battles to determine the role of jinchuriki after the peace treaty's been signed; Sakura fights to save him from himself.

In which Suigetsu needs a date and asks Karin for help. "Hinata?" "No." "Haruno?" "Taken." "Tenten?" "She's with Neji." "Temari?" "She'll kill you." "What about Yamana-" "No. Just no. Sasuke will rip your eyeballs and use them as door decorations." High School AU.

"I could dirty talk you under the table." Suigetsu and Ino. Torture and Interrogation, obviously.

Sasuke necesita una forma de poder calmar a su pequeño hijo, ¿y qué mejor que darle algo que hacer?

Sometimes what pulls you in also pushes you away. TenNejIno

The Robin she knows flies.

Él sabe por qué. GaaIno.

"We're already getting along bad enough. Why don't we just get married?" GaaIno.

Her mind has been broken. She doesn't recognize him or any of them. And yet he stays. ConnerxMegan.

Kiba/Ino Because really, who needs a bedroom as big as their apartment? Sequel to Cleaning but you don't have to read it to understand this.

Ino, tras haber sido enlista en un programa para la nivelación de chunnins, comienza una relación a escondidas con su profesor, bajo la atenta mirada de Inoichi. RaidôxIno. Primer capítulo editado.

Yamanaka Ino was seventeen when Morino Ibiki, all scars and smiles and swishing trench coat, approached her with an offer. Ino-centric. OneShot.

By Draco Malfoy. Slashy humour.

He knows why. GaaIno

Inoichi is very protective of his only daughter. Shikamaru knows this. So why does he keep returning to the pretty blonde? [InoShika][Oneshot][For Renalin]

The quirks of being in a relationship that consists of an Uzumaki Naruto and a Yamanaka Ino. NaruIno. OneShot.

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno

A compilation of thoughts regarding a certain loudmouthed kunoichi. VariousIno. OneShot.

They were both doomed to fail from that start. He knew it. She knew it. But both ignored it because the memories were good enough. Sasuke/Ino

InoShika request. He had the chance then, but he blew it away. AUish.