GREETINGS EARTHLINGS!! KVETHA FRICAI, HOLA, ALOHA, WASSUP, NI HAO, KONICHIWA, HI, YO, SALUTATIONS, AND GENERAL FALICIFITATIONS!

I am Alex, He-of-the-geeks. I desired the name of Geek-and-proud, but some heathenous imposter has filched that title from me. Alas, He-of-the-geeks I shall remain. Now that the power of the Yo-ness has been released, allow me to introduce myself...

spreading cape

Voila! (i always used to think that was a flower...)

I am but a simple teller of tales, a bard of the stars, who walks the earth with nought but the trappings of a fool and the riches of simplicity...I trod up the dust of the sands of time, baring forth the glory of a bygone age...and when my part is said, I shall dissapear into the black abyss that is time...

AHEM

Now that I've had my regrettably necessary once a day moment of stupidity, i'll cut the bullshit and give some real info...

I'm 14, born on January 6th, and proud to share the birthday of Joan of Ark!

If you saw me in the streets, you'd take a second glance, due to the super-dense black whole of a jungle that is my hair. Seriously, birds of prey make their nests up there. I'm a dude...Obvious, huh? I have an unhealthy addiction to the color black, and a an occasionally hilarious and everpresent sense of humor. I'm 5'5, maybe 5'6, and though I wouldn't call myself fat, I'm not slender...I'm around the same level as Jason segal...Yeah, he's my go-to weight comparison guy. Some say I'm cute, I say i have the look of a helpless kitty before it cheerfully scalps you. But eventually, the scalpee and i would be best friends. eventually... I try to look on the lighter side of life, and for the most part, I've succeeded in making myself a complete social outcast by doing so...Couldn't have plannd it better.

My personal philosiphies are these: I have few true friends, but I'd give my life for the ones I have. (I know that sounds a little dramatic coming from a fourteen year old, but its true) I personally have nothing against people of religion, but i am opposed to religion. I do however believe their is a difference between being religous and being spiritual... though i consider myself neither, being an athiest...But I do believe it is wise, as religions attempt, to live by a set of true ideals. I also believe in the infinite power of the universe..(basically i feel that achievements are not limited to some celestial plan, and that anything is achieveable. The universe is a metaphor for the boundless scope of human capability.) I am pro choice in terms of abortion, and I am entirely pro-gay, even though I am straight. I hate all politics and politicians, (hates a strong word, except with the bad ones, like bush) but if I had to choose I'd probably be a democrat.

I like a lot of things, love a lot of things, and some of the things I like and love Horrify me... for example, I like pokemon. NOT THE SHOW AND BARELY THE GAMES. the manga. anyway...

LIKE

Fullmetal alchemist

Harry potter

Bartimaeus trilogy

pokemon(...)

rurouni kenshin

gungrave

monopoly

demons

warcraft

ninjas

bill cosby

legend of zelda

boomerangs

sailing

bowling

soccer

archery

Jack black

animorphs (sorta)

and others.

LOVE

Naruto

Inheritance Cycle

paramore

green day

fantasy swords bows and such

Japanese and chinese martial arts and culture

Avatar

Code geass

Scrubs

James Bond

How i Met Your Mother

magic

chess

being stupid

geeks (kinda obvious)

the words conundrum, superfluous, and maelstrom

the letters ae together in words

and final fantasy VII

these lists will get longer.

anyway, here are a lists of my fics: (right now there's only two, and I still have to upload them, so... anyway the first is a pokemon fic, but im gonna try to actually make something good with the utter crap that is most pokemon related stuff..)

The birth of flame : The story of a 14 year old boy named Alex. He begins his adventure, expecting little ahead other than fun and excitement. He loses hope of anything so simple when he stumbles upon an ancient cult, ruled by a council of powerful trainers with a dark plot over a thousand years in the making...Alex interferes in an ancient ritual, and through the power of his own tenacity, becomes the centerpeice in a conflict as old as the world itself. 1st gen.

I know how shitty it sounds, but I'm really hoping to make something more out of pokemon than what it is... ah well...

The shadow of souls:(Inheritance): This is an adaption of a Fic that an old friend of mine could never finish and had great potential. Eragon knows the day of reckoning is fast approaching...But he knows he is far from prepared. Starting after the battle at Feinster, The final hours are dying. The final dragon will be born, The shadows of Alagaesia's ancient past will be illuminated...along with its greatest secrets, which will change the war, alagaesia, and indeed all the world for all time.

A Bard, A Rider, A Man: decades ago, a boy, the son of Roma, came upon the coast city of Kuasta. It was there that his destiny began. There that he met a boy named Morzan. And from there, the strands of fate seized him, leading him on a life of both immense struggle, and greatness that would be seen by none. This is the story of Brom.

Obviously another inheritance fic, this one is my pride and joy. I want to make it really great, and once I get it up it'll probably be my main fic. I got the idea and thought I could probably do the same for other stories, like Naruto and jiraya, or Avatar and Roku. But if I do those, Ill probably wait until I finish BRM first, so that none of its thunder gets stolen.