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Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 8,730 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,515 - Follows: 3,173 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Fallout by Wilshards reviews
FBI's Supervisory Special Agent Carl Henshaw and his team investigate a gruesome discovery off the coast of Miami in the aftermath of Hurricane Laura, and also try to make sense of the events that unfolded at the end of Season 8. WARNING: Spoilers for the entire series!
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,874 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/9/2017 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Dexter M., Debra M., F. Lundy, J. Quinn - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Conservation of Fame by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry has peace at last under a spell that keeps people from remembering he's the Chosen One, until Malfoy stumbles through his wards, pursued by mysterious enemies. Harry has to help him, and possibly bring his peace crashing down. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,015 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7342 - Favs: 9,665 - Follows: 6,928 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
In For It Now by PrincessLeah80 reviews
"They were coworkers. They were friends. They were friends that occasionally slept together after a few too many drinks at the Leaky Cauldron." EWE, Dramione, rated M for gratuitous sex scenes. This is my WIP with no pressure story, so it won't have a definitive update schedule.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 6/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Teddy Bear Troubles and Other Such Oddities by Kandakicksass reviews
During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,030 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
A Magical Bond by C.Queen reviews
The closest Scorpius Malfoy had ever gotten to Albus Potter was to admire the Gryffindor from afar. Then an accident at Burgin and Burkes changes everything by linking the two in a way they could have never seen coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 229,739 - Reviews: 2268 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Secret Origins of Magic by SecondStar2theRight reviews
Ever notice how no one in Merlin's time uses wands even though every modern witch and wizard uses one? Obviously someone had to invent them. What if it was Merlin? And what if he invented a few other items while he was at it...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Merlin - Complete
A Switch in Time by WDW reviews
Rin gets rescued, not by her teammates, but by two mysterious, strangely familiar men. Written for yangires. Warnings for unexplained time travel and a possible time paradox.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U. - Complete
Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Critiquer by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry submits a photo of his most-prized bodily part to a renowned "critiquer", he gets a terrible review. Determined to improve, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully increase his rating. Quite a lot of mature content in here, due to the subject matter, as one would suppose. LOL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,158 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
The Confusion of Theo Nott by Lena Phoria reviews
Theo was unsure of what to make of Bronson, and as his feelings grew so did his confusion. He liked another man, something completely taboo in the dystopian world Lord Voldemort created. But some things cannot be helped. One-shots filling in the gaps of their relationship from 'Cruel and Beautiful World'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,218 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Theodore N., OC] [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Okay by bonusvampirus reviews
Astor and Cody killed someone. Dexter and Hannah found them. Astor has a lot of questions, and a lot of mixed emotions.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Dexter M., Astor B., Cody B., Hannah M. - Complete
I Found You Missing by Wolfy Tales reviews
'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 2,992 - Follows: 561 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Cheating by Kaida Matsuki reviews
This was something forbidden, but Naruto couldn't stop. Maybe it was the act that was exhilarating or maybe it was his hormones kicking and tormenting him. Damn, he wasn't sure. All he knew was that Uchiha Sasuke looked like sin incarnate. Someone dangerous. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Darklist by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,023 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Gryffindor cat by dantemalfoy reviews
Slash Draco/Harry. Humor, some angst. Harry has problems with Draco's cat, until he finds the feline in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Up Against The Wall by Teddy Radiator reviews
A one-shot for the AgainstWall Community at LiveJournal. You see the darndest things in the corridors of Hogwarts at night... Rated MA for tender sensibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 4,550 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Science of Cecil by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
Carlos hadn't meant for Cecil to become a subject.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Potions Professor Pursuit by Reverie Wilde reviews
It's 2004. Harry, 24, has left the Auror program to become a Professor at Hogwarts. He enjoys the quiet life he has there until a new Potions professor is hired. Harry quickly become completely smitten, though too insecure to reveal his true feelings. Especially when the object of his desire seems to have interest elsewhere. Drarry, fluff and future lemons. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,848 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Sherlock and John Accidentally Negotiate a Scene by wendymarlowe reviews
John's off-handed threat to tie Sherlock up spirals a bit out of control. Or maybe neither of them were all that in-control to start with. Either way, it ends up with Sherlock tied to a chair, John being delightfully creative, and Sherlock doing his darndest (and failing miserably) to stay aloof and unaffected. Which is hard when you have a lapful of very warm, VERY horny flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Watson's Guide to Raising a Child (AKA Sherlock) by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Seven steps to raising a child... or, at least, raising Sherlock. John/Mary/Sherlock platonic fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [John W., Mary M.] Sherlock H. - Complete
Heroes of Cosplay by youcantseeus reviews
Albus and Scorpius are obsessed with cosplay, Draco loves trashy romance novels, and Harry is still trying to figure out his sexuality. Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Nightly Adventures of Harry Potter by TaraJo reviews
One morning Harry wakes up in Draco Malfoy's bed without a clue how he ended up there in the first place. Well, one time might be chalked up as an accident, but several times could be called a bad habit…? Veela fic, bottom!Draco, embarrassing situations, sleepsexing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Draco M., Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Marry Me by LittleMissPeachy reviews
It's Draco's birthday, and Harry has the perfect gift for him. Oneshot. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9690 - Favs: 21,733 - Follows: 12,917 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Professional Python Handler by calillum reviews
Hannah Longbottom's romance has fizzled, not that she's complaining. But when some risque photos turn up and involve some snakes, she's reminded of the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Where No Shadows Fall by Saavik13 reviews
"If I do this, you won't have done anything, Harry. You won't exist. You'll probably never exist." Hermione coughed roughly, the damp irritating her lungs. "None of this will have happened." Hermione has lost everyone and everything in the war. Left with only one terrible choice, she honors Harry's sacrifice and goes back to change history. Reposted from AO3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,847 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Albus D., Hermione G.] Voldemort, F. Flitwick - Complete
The Best Day by miabicicletta reviews
"Hullo," Molly said, pausing from her exam. She looked both perplexed and amused. "I'm sorry, are you…babysitting?"
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] Archie - Complete
The Day the Truth Came Out by potterhead5eva reviews
It's been years since the Battle of Hogwarts and everyone has learnt to settle their differences and become friends. In the Leakey Cauldron one day, the group start a game of 'Binding Questions' in which the truth will out! Many relationships are altered due to this little bit of fun, and secrets from way back are uncovered…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like Father by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
When Sherlock gets a knock at the door the morning after the wedding, of all people (except John), he doesn't expect it to be Archie. 'Missing' scene for after TSo3 - there was a headless nun in it for him, after all!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Sherlock H., Archie - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 5,139 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Sexting by wendymarlowe reviews
It's been months since John's last got off properly (i.e. not just by himself), and he's more than a little frustrated. Sherlock is out of town on a case, but deduces the reason for John's mood and bluntly offers to help via text. Smutty little lemon with some humor (it's Sherlock, after all!) and delightfully explicit without actually being all that naughty, anatomically speaking.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Algebra for Detectives by gauchadeutsche reviews
While Sherlock is recovering at the hospital (the second time), desperate for distractions, he receives a call from a new friend that keeps him useful and occupied. It's everyone's favorite curly-haired, crime-solving ringbearer, Archie! May be read as part of the Chair series or as a standalone fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Sherlock H., Archie - Complete
A Gay Love Story by ubiqule reviews
Isaak Sirko/Viktor Baskov SLASH! This is my take on what happens after the events of episode 7.09, "Helter Skelter". I love this pairing and am kind of saddened that nobody else seems to as there are no stories about them here on FF. SPOILERS FOR SEASON 7.09!
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Isaak S. - Complete
In Which Cecil Gets Injured (And Carlos Brings Him Stuffed Animals) by kandyblood reviews
Detective Cecil Palmer loves his job working for NYPD. He also loves the new scientist working in Forensics, who is perfect in every way, but nobody can know about that. Alternately titled: Cecil And Carlos Fall In Love And Everyone Knows It.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Sherlock Gets Dirty by wendymarlowe reviews
Sherlock believes profanity is the refuge of a lesser mind. John tries to prove that profanity and precision both have their place. John talking dirty can get *anyone* going, even a "married to his work" detective . . . and then Sherlock returns the favor. (He's not very good at it.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Essentially The Devil Incarnate by Jennistar1 reviews
After the wedding revelations, Sherlock takes the only sensible recourse…he breaks into his brother's house and eats all his ice cream. Mycroft is surprisingly helpful. (Spoilers for 3x02 – the Sign of Three.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Vogel Meets the Dark Passenger by BrokenDoll13 reviews
The Dark Passenger, it overtakes Dexter, it drives him kill. And strangely Dexter started speaking of this phenomenon when he just a boy. That musta creeped ba-bee-gee's outta Harry. And what would the good doctor have to say about it? Would Vogel think Dexter was schizophrenic or that he had split personalities? Here's the missing DVD recounting that Harry/Vogel conversation.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Dexter M., Debra M., Harry M., Walter K./Tooth Fairy - Complete
An Innocent Question by FalconLux reviews
Harry, Severus, repressed emotions, and a compulsory truth serum… A recipe for sweet amor? Or a homicide in the making? You must read on to find out. WAIT! Don't just look at the genre! Ugh! Cheaters! SNARRY; ONESHOT; POST DH - EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Synthetic Bonds by mypetelephant reviews
Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fair Courtesy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, RWHG, SFDT. This is what happens when you destroy one of the eighth year dorm beds with a fire curse and then have one less than you should have. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stark Raving Mad by SableUnstable reviews
Take one Christmas party, a cocky, overzealous Gryffindor, a bushy-haired bookworm and an arrogant, possessive, platinum blond Slytherin, who may or may not be a jealous git. Now, mix them all together and what do you get? One hell of a headache! Dramione one-shot, rated M for language and adult content. SEQUEL POSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 219 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Cormac M. - Complete
Bathroom Accessories by Evenlodes Friend reviews
John discovers that Sherlock has been playing with some very adult toys in the bath.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/13/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fear, Beauty, Courage, Glory by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. What Harry and Draco feel and see when they wake up in the Room of Requirement, the morning after. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just a Rose on a Star by Road of Ruin reviews
It wouldn't be the first time Tony Stark had flirted with death. But no matter what the others said, reading stories to the quarantined God of Mischief was definitely one of his better ideas. FrostIron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,195 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Vanity 394 by LegendOfMischief reviews
Lucius has an odd addiction and Narcissa is at her wits end over it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Power of Quidditch by apAidan reviews
The outrage over having the Quidditch season cancelled was muted too quickly in canon. A fourth year Gryffindor witch decides that someone needs to do something to rescue her best friend from impending disaster, and she has just the tool to fix both problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 256 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J. - Complete
This Could Be a Shipwreck on the Shore by Imagination-Parade reviews
After Dexter's death in the final showdown with Oliver Saxon, Debra Morgan and Hannah McKay learn to navigate their futures without him, with Harrison, and with each other. (Eventual Deb/Hannah, though rated M mostly for the language)
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,697 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Debra M., Harrison M., Hannah M. - Complete
Tonight's the Night by LittleRedRibbon reviews
This piece is an adaptation of a scene from season 1, episode 5 in which Debra asks Dexter to go on a double date with her and Rudy. In my piece they go to a restaurant and Rudy toys with Dexter by revealing himself as the Ice Truck Killer in a way that only Dexter understands.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Dexter M., Rita B., Debra M., Rudy C./Brian M. - Complete
Metal Heart by tonystarktheautobot reviews
The Avengers struggle to get along as a new enemy approaches, an enemy Tony is dangerously vulnerable to. Saving the world was the easy part; saving each other is much harder. Tony/Bruce, Steve/Thor, Natasha/Pepper, Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,949 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Ratiocination The Logic Behind a Perfect Coffee by donutsweeper reviews
Sherlock is a barista and known for speaking to his customers bluntly and judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lost Bets by PKlovesDW reviews
A lone hallway and a lost bet. Smut! HP/DM. By DW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Out of the Blue by LadyStiff reviews
After an unexpected meeting, Draco Malfoy invites Harry to his birthday dinner. Harry decides he wants Draco and he'll do whatever it takes to get him. Beginning with seduction... Harry/Draco fluffiness. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Apologies by totalizzyness reviews
Carlos is sure Cecil's tattoos don't like him. This makes him sad, which makes Cecil sad. - Cecil/Carlos fluff.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
What's this fanfiction, Draco? by SlutPuppy reviews
Draco finds something interesting called fanfiction... about him and Harry! Oh, this should be good. (Rated M for mature content. Numerous kinks mentioned.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Such Promises by Josephine Stone reviews
An unexpected storm floods the dungeons so the Slytherins are forced to share dorm space for the night with the Gryffindors. Harry is the only one who'll share a bed with Draco. For hp drizzle on LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Taming the beast by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot: Sherlock has been particularly vicious and Lestrade wants to know why. Johnlock. Rated T for safety
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Marriage Woes by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot. Dumbledore tells Harry that he either has to marry Ginny, or Voldemort, or he's going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 244 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., N. Tonks - Complete
Life After Death by Verifictus reviews
The Dexter finale was a train wreck, the creation of a bunch of pseudo-intellectual existentialists ending the show by needlessly ruining the life of every character. So they need to redeem themselves by penning a Movie-of-the-Week to clean up the damage, to the extent possible. The following story is one possibility.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Dexter M., Hannah M. - Complete
Flat mate by xxDracoDragonxx reviews
Hermione isn't getting the satisfaction she thought her boyfriend would provide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Welcome to Night Vale by cupidity11 reviews
Something caught his eye, a sign on the side of the road. The radio changed, jumping quickly from static to a voice, a deep voice, a voice that echoed the sign's message. "Welcome to Night Vale…"- The entirety of Welcome to Night Vale from perfect Carlos' POV.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale
Day of the Dead by Initial A reviews
It's been several years since Carlos went home; this time, he's bringing Cecil to meet the family. The entire family.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Agreed by paramoreeloverr reviews
Drarry one-shot! Set after the war, Harry and Draco are aurors and things get interesting while working on a case..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unspoken by Von reviews
Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
There's Just More of You to Love by Raven'sDesk221b reviews
Carlos learns that there's more to Cecil than he originally thought. He really doesn't mind; although Steve Carlsberg definitely has a thing of two coming to him. Sequel to Friendly and Overexcited.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Pseudo by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,633 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Conundrum Cordis by keptein reviews
Cecil can't be heartless – not even in the strictest, most literal sense. In many ways, Cecil is the heart of Night Vale, and a man who coos at virtual kittens like Cecil does, looks at Carlos with the amazing, somewhat terrifying love that Cecil does, can never be defined as heartless. No, logic dictates it simply has to be someplace else, then, someplace not in his chest.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Mistletoe's Chosen by Destielixer reviews
"Should the floating mistletoe happen to land between you and any one other person within close proximity to you, you must consummate your relationship." Cecilos. ONESHOT. Cecilos Week Day 6: Holiday Themed.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Words we don't say by smaragdbird reviews
Toni Stark is not Phil's type. And neither is Phil Toni's. (Phil Coulson/Female Tony Stark)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 156 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
But Sometimes Justice Might Prevail by Hekate1308 reviews
She had done it many times for business; this time it was solely for pleasure. Irene Adler, Post-Reichenbach. Now with second chapter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Irene A., Kitty R., Mycroft H. - Complete
Scent of a Man by BadKatPat reviews
If being a werewolf wasn't bad enough, Harry finds Draco's scent triggers his change, but Draco has found a cure. Written for Creaturefest. A bit dark, a bit sexy, and just some nice Draco/Harry goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Commentary by WinterSky101 reviews
A WtNV fic. Cecil is a bit of a stalker and a total dork, but it's okay. He's definitely the most interesting boyfriend Carlos has ever had. Or, Carlos listens to Cecil's show and Cecil forgets that he's doing so. Cecil/Carlos.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11211 - Favs: 14,835 - Follows: 9,956 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Without a Shadow of a Doubt by Maiden of the Moon reviews
This just in, dear listeners: it appears that Night Vale's unnamed, but increasingly prolific feelings delivery service has been making special rounds this past week, working overtime in honor of Groundhog Day. As always, their services are free, convenient, and inescapable. [Cecilos]
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
The Five Blood Quests by Jennistar1 reviews
Before his marriage to Cecil, Carlos has to complete five Blood Quests. It isn't as bad as it sounds...honest. (it is)
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The First Three Years of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's Relationship by Cassis Luna reviews
The first three years of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's relationship starts and ends with provocative staring. Harry/Draco, Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Odd Tattoo by Burgie reviews
In Night Vale, some tattoos are more than just body art. Cecilos, oneshot.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Sweetest Beginnings by LadyStiff reviews
Auror partners Potter and Malfoy get into a dangerous situation on a mission. As they use all their wits to stay alive, feelings come to the surface which both find challenging to resist. But do they even want to resist? ADULT CONTENT/SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friendly and Overexcited by Raven'sDesk221b reviews
Carlos had once said that Cecil's tattoos wanted to eat him, so it was best to be safe and leave the scientist completely in the dark about what he was going to do. And really, they didn't want to eat him — they just wanted to taste. Really very fluffy Cecil/Carlos
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Audience by InactiveNaruGaaAccount reviews
Naruto is sat in nothing but his boxer-briefs when he signs up to an adult website and he begins a live webcam chat with a charming redhead. But he doesn't expect Gaara to be able to hear and see him too. NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Seven Days by fangirlandiknowit reviews
The "sex god" giving you one night of passion but refusing to date. The so called "perfect date" who fails time after time to find love in seven days. When Naruto makes a proposition to Sasuke, is it just the thing they both need or is it merely asking for trouble? NarutoxSasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,890 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
All You Need Is Love by rainbowfish22 reviews
[Welcome to Night Vale] Cecil can't wrap his head around it. "So they just kicked you out? For loving a boy?"
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Just My Luck by FalconLux reviews
Harry's attempt to drown his sorrows earns him more than he bargained for. Drarry, postwar, oneshot. Just a cute little ficlet that was sitting on my computer nearly finished. So I decided to finish it. SLASH but no lemon. Sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ginny W. - Complete
Child's Play by ineffabletwaddle reviews
Lestrade brings his daughter to work. She's a bit of a handful, but, as it turns out, Sherlock's rather good at this. Albeit in his own, Sherlocky-way. ... "They're cute together, aren't they?" John sighs fondly from besides him. Cute isn't the word Lestrade would have used. Disturbing, sure.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Screw This by patster223 reviews
In which Spock takes up swearing as an experiment and Jim Kirk rediscovers sexual frustration. Explicit Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Under Pressure by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry Potter has quit magic and left the wizarding world. Draco Malfoy, a top-notch Tracker, has been hired to find him and save his life. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,654 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tug-O-Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heat by K and Jazz reviews
Kiba's in heat and he really can't take it anymore. "Kiba, not here on the desk!" PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Flaunting It by DancingGrimm reviews
Five Times Sherlock Deliberately Made Other People Uncomfortable By Showing Off About His Shiny New Sex Life (And One Time That John Did It Instead)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,388 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Expecto Patronum by thisisforyou reviews
An unexpected study arrangement between John and Sherlock, new Auror trainees facing their first big exam, brings into sharp relief things which John had been trying rather hard to keep hidden. Because I couldn't just write Potterlock, oh, no. I had to throw some Uni!lock and sex and far too many canon Next Gen Potter references in there as well.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2013 - James S. P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Icha Icha Public by hangmeuptodry reviews
Now, whenever someone suggests going to the movies, Sakura can hardly control her blush and all Kakashi can do is smirk. It's all Tsunade's fault, really. —KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Holiday Hijinks by Your Dark Desires reviews
Left alone at Hogwarts over the holidays, Holly Potter has to find some way to keep herself busy. Fem!Harry. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 150 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Countdown by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn't be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer? MATURE ADULT CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ancient Relics by TeenMuggle reviews
Merlin Emrys has been waiting thirteen hundred years for this moment to arrive. Can he fulfil the destiny that is required of him? Will Harry learn to trust this mysterious stranger? The fate of the Old Religion and the entire wizarding world depends entirely on them. AU for the last part of Deathly Hallows. Set after Series 4 but written before Series 5. REVISED 08/01/14
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 331,957 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Very Drunken Adventure by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he's been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he's going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,978 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Lucius M., Dudley D. - Complete
Chores by unicornball reviews
Harry found an interesting way to do his chores. (M/M slash. Rated M; mature content and language. [Basically just a PWP.]) Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Pleasure in You by venis-envy reviews
Harry is sleepy and sated from a night of endless sex, but Draco doesn't think that should stop them from continuing the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Generosity Ill Dressed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry finds Draco lying, beaten, in the middle of Diagon Alley. He can't leave him there, so he takes him home. But it sure would have been easier to leave him there. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,187 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sherlock's Trick by Alice Bekett reviews
Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bringing up Weasley by VivacissimoVoce reviews
A rogue hex turns Ron into a baby, and Harry and Draco have to figure out how to raise him together. Originally intended to be a "short" fic, it's a fun bit of fluff with a healthy dose of humor. Harry/Draco slash. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,321 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Kidnapped! A Comedy by scuttlesworth reviews
Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W. - Complete
Beauty and the Silent Type by Yamanvie reviews
It sneaked up on him, this sexual attraction. Or maybe it was that he wasn't paying attention. Because looking back, his more frequent morning erections, his strange new habit of smelling Deidara's hair when he was close enough...He had missed all the clues, until now, when he realized how badly he wanted to kiss his best friend... ItaxDei - Alternate universe - gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12584 - Favs: 12,826 - Follows: 7,406 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Broken by God of Mishief reviews
When Sherlock breaks his foot, he has to sit in an Immediate Care center room with nothing but John Watson to keep him company. He's in pain. He's bored. But what happens when Dr. White, a pretty fan of Hatman and Robin, takes an interest in his John? Possessive Sherlock/Possessive John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Irene A. - Complete
Lessons in Interpersonal Relations of a Sexual Nature (ie Foreplay) by dcfg21 reviews
Sherlock requests John's help in understanding what makes people tick. He gets more than he bargained for.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/6/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fuse by RZZMG reviews
For 2 years, they've been friends at University. For 1 year, he's been in love with her in secret. For 5 months, they've been bed buddies... but only after he lights her fuse and gets her blood roaring. Oh, what fun Draco Malfoy has riling Hermione Granger up! Dramione Romance/Humour/Hot Shag. Post-Hogwarts-AU. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange piece. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 162 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3620 - Favs: 4,957 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Sakura 2013 by PureWaterLily reviews
So now Sakura wants to be Hokage. Eh. Why not. Spoilerish 632.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Connected by RenEliz reviews
One-shot; Draco/Harry. Short (sleepy) smutty one-shot with Dom!Veela!Draco and Sub!Mate!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tree Tops by wickedprince reviews
She threw a tree at him. A TREE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Pools & Showers by InactiveAuthor1 reviews
Gift fic for Daelyn Paolini. Completely plotless PWP. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Give Me An Hour by RZZMG reviews
As the war continues to rage on around them, Hermione Granger decides to seduce fellow Order Member, Draco Malfoy, one night while at Grimmauld Place... and everything between them changes after that. Fic follows the "five times" trope, and is dedicated to raspberryjukebox. One-shot. A/U-Extended War scenario. Dramione. Drama-Romance-Hot Shag! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 163 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Happy Man by mo person reviews
Clint was a very happy man. He had a doting mate, a big family and lots of life. OMEGAVERSE shieldhusbands omega Clint SMUTTY AND VERY AU a little OOC. LOTSA CHILDREN :D ( background thundershield)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Killing Time by Velence reviews
[Dexter/Isaak] First Isaak wanted so hard to survive that he came to me. The one who killed his lover. He must have loved his life very much, but maybe he realized he loved Viktor more than his life.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Dexter M., Isaak S.
Chains by Boriqua-chan reviews
Sasuke is in chains and Sakura can do as she wishes. /smutfic/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,450 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Hedgehog by starlight.moon.princess reviews
John Watson oddly resembles a hedgehog. Or, the five times someone thought that John was a hedgehog, and the one time someone told him. Not crack, somehow. Johnlock, hints of Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/11/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Quite The Screamer by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Essentially plotless and difficult to summaries sexy times. River's always been a screamer, but this time she's going to have to be quiet.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/8/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
If It Were Otherwise by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock Holmes, criminal genius and greatest business rival to Jim Moriarty, is in need of a doctor with loose morals and a quick trigger finger. Lucky, then, that he has a debtor whose brother is a retired army doctor, recently returned from Afghanistan. AU; John/Sherlock; OCs
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 324,283 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Government Shutdown by chappysmom reviews
Sherlock was staring now. "Whatever is the matter with you, Mycroft? You haven't insulted me once and you're barely following the conversation." John cleared his throat. "I think I can answer that question for you. Mycroft? What's the date?" "10th January 2006."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,354 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Chasing Draco by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,783 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3352 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Forbidden Brother by Yamanvie reviews
He knew exactly why he was suddenly and consistently impotent. It was the reason he had broken up with his girlfriend, and went on the prowl for a woman with the same physical characteristics as the man who had caused said impotence. But no woman came close to causing the level of violent reaction in him that Deidara did. - ItaDeiIta AU - Continuation to Forbidden Best Friend
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,111 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
Just Fucking by Fiend Maz reviews
Sasuke lap dances his way to a fuck with Naruto. Naughty Porn. The title says it all. NARUSASU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Officer, A Sociopath and A Soldier Walk Into A Bar by our dancing days reviews
...And the punch line is for their ears only. / When Greg started yet another drugs bust, he expected the decomposing ears and infuriating detective, but not the war hero husband leaning against the kitchen counter. Johnlock AU.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 236 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade - Complete
Obligatory Romantic Gesture Day by GeniaTheParadox reviews
John knows Sherlock doesn't believe in Valentine's Day, but after three years of expecting nothing he gets a surprise. Shameless fluff, followed by shameless smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
With A Tilt Of The Head by StillWaters1 reviews
Anthea knew that she was witnessing the first of many meetings to come between John Watson and Mycroft Holmes. From the moment he had tilted his head, it was obvious that John wasn't going anywhere: he was already more than "associated" with Sherlock – he was part of him.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/4/2013 - John W., Anthea, Mycroft H. - Complete
(It's too late at night for this shit!)-The Movie by VampbaitInfinity reviews
Late at night, Naruto sees a drunk Tsunade hobbling home. Keeping her from getting hurt, and looking to take advantage, Naruto takes her to his place.Once there, Naruto has his way with Tsunade. Since she's drunk, Tsunade happily does anything she's told and when he realizes this, the party really starts! Naruto/Tsunade Lemon NC-17 To: Silver-Sempai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 189 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Bastard That Can't Apologise by PassingShadow reviews
AU. Naruto always thought life was a bitch. That was until he met a certain dark haired man who was just ten times worse. SasuNaru. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,354 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mathematics by Blind Author reviews
It isn't bravery that makes John so willing to risk his life for Sherlock. At least, he doesn't think it is – it's just simple mathematics. John/Sherlock implied, Reichenbach spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Princess by Lady Icicle reviews
Sakura was Team Seven's princess. Most days, she even enjoyed it. But this was just becoming a little bit too much. Action must be taken. Team Seven X Sakura, some Others X Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 132 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
The Perfect Boyfriend by SailorChibi reviews
Two weeks ago, John and Sherlock finally kissed for the first time. Two weeks ago, Sherlock Holmes apparently went stark raving mad. Two weeks later, a bouquet of flowers has finally tipped John Watson over his breaking point. Johnlock one-shot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Challenge Me by acourtoftruelove reviews
Draco Malfoy challenges Hermione into playing a childish game of 'Who Can Kick the Hardest' Now, Draco is learning that by challenging Hermione, he might just get something more than what he bargained for (which was not necessarily a bad thing). DramioneLove Fic & Art Fest Week 2 Submission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 4,440 - Follows: 1,093 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Unbroken by princezsupastar reviews
When Sakura finds herself facing a rogue ninja, she never dreamed that she would end up fourteen years in the past. Trapped in a Konoha where she must hide her true identity, she runs into a familiar face, except he doesn't seem familiar at all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,779 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Rin - Complete
This must be what Hell is Like by Chakahlah reviews
Grelle is pouting due to his specialised scythe being taken from him. Someone unexpected turns up just in time to cheer him up – but can Reaper Headquarters survive not only Grelle, but the man who was Grelle's inspiration? Situated both before and after 'What The Hell'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., Grell S. - Complete
Negotiarentur by hangmeuptodry reviews
"I can help you get ready for ANBU, but only if you're willing to help me test out this new doujutsu I've been working on." The sexual tension comes to a boil. —KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Snape's Situation by scarlettcat reviews
Someone thought it would be funny to slip the usually bickering Head Boy and Head Girl a lust potion, and now they can't keep their hands off each other. Unfortunately for Severus Snape, it's his job to see that they do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Original Source by iamamywaterhouse reviews
PWP: Harry and Draco are living together, but still can't agree on things. This time, its shower products [Warnings: Slightly cliched plot, man-on-man sexy times, sarcastic Draco, inappropriate use of shower gel].
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nap Time With Daddy by CheerieMahjong reviews
Sherlock comforts a crying Hamish while John is out. Johnlock Parentlock Sherlock/John slash
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rocket Queen by xfucktheglasses reviews
You're like gum on the concrete. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
P&T Muggle Adventures by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Dean Thomas and Harry Potter start a leisure business for wizards that specializes in giving tours of muggle London. Everything goes well until they receive a booking neither one of them wants to take. Harry embarks upon what he suspects will be the worst trip of his life. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,200 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sex on Legs by littlethoughtz reviews
What is Sasuke to do after leaving very annoyed from work. Go to a club of course. He wasn't however expecing what happend to occur. NaruSasu. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Off Script by Expecto-Prongs reviews
John Watson is tired of being the pawn in Sherlock and Moriarty's game. So he decides to go off script and improvise... but he never would have guessed what happens next.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Size Matters by REwrites24 reviews
It was an inside joke among the four Marauders that werewolves were well-endowed. Remus has a big problem. Sirius can't help himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/17/2013 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Cupiditate by hangmeuptodry reviews
Amidst bars, questions, and vibrators, Sasuke proves that actions speak louder than words. —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Months by XenaDragon-xoxo reviews
Draco Malfoy hates the idea of Monthly Anniversaries - or "Monthsary"s - and doesn't want anything to do with them. Can Harry change his mind? Pretty much a PWP, but you can kind of see a plot if you squint. One-shot, complete. Happy Valentine's Day! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Guilty Addiction by Zack.12 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke made a NO-SEX Agreement for 2 weeks to loose distraction because Sasuke will be taking his senior exams. Sexual tension builds up and Sasuke can't control his addiction,so visited his boyfriend's flat. Pervert Naru x Sasu SMUT. KINK. HARD YAOI. HappyValentines Special. Few years later based from THE WINDOW VOYEUR fic. Check Profile for Poll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oral Fixation by rabid behemoth reviews
Professor Kakashi learns that Chinese take-out is sexy depending on how it's eaten. AU. Now a twoshot! LEMON. [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [Kakashi H., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Sucker by Torres-Rio reviews
When Hermione finally spoke; her voice was breathless and barely audible over the sudden whispers that filled the entire hall, "well, you don't see that every day, do you?" H/D Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Fudge and Nuts by InsaneMelon reviews
When Bruce hulks out in the Tower, he thinks his life with the Avengers is over. Good thing Tony is there to defuse the bomb and his methods not only get Bruce but the whole team to start thinking about the Big Guy in a different light... TeamFriendship, ScienceBros
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 147 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Agent Provocateur by Sinclairum reviews
"You can't just go to the Ministry and holler about missing underwear!" HPDM Drarry Post Deathly Hallows disregarding epilogue. Sneaky Slytherins and shenanigans. Rated M for sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Everything at Once by Insertrandomusername reviews
Albus had never liked girls. He didn't like the thought of being the stronger person in a relationship – he didn't want to brush a girl off her feet and be her prince and saviour. He wanted someone to do that to him. He wanted to be brushed off his feet. He wanted to be taken care of. He wanted to be fucked hard into the mattress. Rated M for a reason, kids! Steamy man-love inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Kitchen Mess by ViolenceInViolet reviews
Sasuke comes home from a long term mission and hears some strange noises coming from the kitchen. What is that dobe up to now?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All Tied Up by beckybrit reviews
Draco was kneeling on the pillows at the top of the bed with his back to Harry, and with the way his arms were rapidly moving back and forth it sort of looked like...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Winner Winner by DixieGoddess reviews
Jiraiya is holding a contest – who can write the steamiest smut scene? Winner gets to have their writing featured in his next novel. Kakashi stops thinking about it once he doesn't win, but gets the shock of a lifetime when he finds out who the champion is… And what the winning scene means for him. Kakashi x Iruka/Graphic/Mature
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bastards Will Forever Be Bastards by XxDreaming of RealityxX reviews
Naruto finds himself in a compromising situation involving a metal chair, restraints, and a lot of teasing. But he's not complaining - especially after knowing what Sasuke has in store for him. SasuNaru, Yaoi, PWP, Lemon oneshot, M Rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Remember? by SnoggleSnitch reviews
"Harry, do you remember how many kids we talked about having?" "Errr...not really. I mean, James and Albus were planned but Scorpious was very much a surprise. I just sort of figured that at some point you'd let me know if and when you wanted to have another one," he replied, moving to sit up in bed himself. "Why?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Interdepartmental Collaboration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Meetings can be really boring unless you have someone to stare at.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Coffee, Cakes and Doorknob Snakes by Omi-Omi reviews
Harry's house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it's Draco Malfoy. EWE, written for 2012 HD Holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chemical Reactions by Bibs San reviews
Naruto gets a cold and Sasuke helps him out. What will happen when the Uchiha's feelings are finally unleashed? SMUT, YAOI, DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT LIKE! SasuNaru, Not Naruto world (not that it really matters much xD) REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Charming When He Needs to Be by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Maybe the world should be grateful that Harry only became the next Dark Lord and not something else. Like the Minister. Featuring Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 130 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potion Tutoring by PKlovesDW reviews
Harry gets a Potion's Tutor. Who else could it be but Draco Malfoy? Mostly just PWP. Smut! One-Shot. HP/DM. By DW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Elevator Game by conchepcion reviews
Molly isn't fond of lifts. Sherlock tries to fix that.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Lovebites by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco and Potter have a strictly physical relationship, that's it. No romance. None. Potter is free to do whatever and whomever he pleases-except wait, where did those lovebites come from? Hogwarts AU. Two dense boys in denial and one very jealous Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Am I like you? by filmgurl2008 reviews
Astor visits Dexter in jail. My take on how Dexter will end, the very last scene of sorts.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Dexter M., Astor B. - Complete
Sleepless in Selsey by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Run by Imagination-Parade reviews
He thought this would be easy. He thought she'd instantly be on board. He thought they'd be halfway to the airport by now. - Dexter asks Hannah to run away with him after making the Sal Price evidence disappear. AU setting, companion to my previous story "The Holiday Card"
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Dexter M., Hannah M. - Complete
A Misunderstanding by made.of.bees reviews
Harry walks in on Draco crying in the bathroom and misunderstands the situation. Weeks later, and it's still all he can think about. Draco needs to know why. Drarry; Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mistakes Aren't Always a Bad Thing by XxDreaming of RealityxX reviews
A letter, an accident and a certain blond who just got out the shower. Sasuke's about to have the best day of his life. Yaoi (Male x Male) lemon, PWP, M Rated, AU oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Bewitched Shrub by legendrarry reviews
"Malfoy," Harry greeted warily, after the silence had dragged on for an uncomfortable amount of time. "Potter," Malfoy replied, looking thoroughly irritated about something. "Your plant is still singing." -:- Harry is being followed around by an enchanted, singing mistletoe. Happy holidays, a few months early.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Playing House by SoapMaster reviews
Naruto and Sasuke first got married when they were five. But now they're adults, and it's time to walk down the aisle for real. SasuNaru yaoi lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn by QuartzApple reviews
Iruka is a 20-something with a plan: get a good job, get married, get a house, have kids. What he didn't expect is for the plan to be ruined by an enigmatic new colleague who Iruka just can't seem to forget. KakaIru yaoi with lemons and plot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 229,881 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Merry Kiss My Ass by drarry.on reviews
Harry takes Draco to muggle shop Ann Summers to pick up some more, interesting, Christmas gifts. Draco picks up something of his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,371 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Price of a Career by Hekate1308 reviews
She'd only asked for one big story. She hadn't wanted it to end like this. Kitty Riley, Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Kitty R. - Complete
Abyssus Abyssum Invocat by l0stinl0ve reviews
While studying, Hermione accidentally activates a spell that pairs her with a few Slytherins. Hermione/Severus Snape. Hermione/Rodolphus Lestrange. Hermione/Lucius Malfoy. Hermione/Draco Malfoy. Warnings: Explicit Sex, Student/Teacher, Anal, D/S, Daddy!kink, Femdom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Marriage Counseling by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
When Sakura entered the counsling office, stupid hair obsessed husband in tow, she hadn't expected to see her ANBU captain and all of his sexy Uchiha glory. How Itachi managed to look as desireable as chocolate in a string bikini, she would never know. Crackish fic because they are o so fun!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Jealousy of Dummy by wigglehead reviews
When Dummy takes a liking to Bruce, Tony can't help but get jealous, and when Tony denies it, Bruce takes matters into his own hands... Graphic m/m smut. Tony x Bruce. Please Read and Review!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 4,128 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Seduction of John S Willoughby by tepid sponge bath reviews
To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Randy Man's Playbook by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A very unique book finds its way to the hands of Draco Malfoy - A book that, if utilized well, could help him fulfill his fantasies. A collaboration story with fourfeetelvn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,067 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Morning After The Night Before by OakStone730 reviews
Waking up after the Hufflepuff New Year's Eve Party is an eye-opening experience for Draco. Eighth Year. One-shot. Warnings: SLASH, Drarry, mature content, strong language. Prompt: Walk of Shame. Pairing: HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eight Inches that Changed Everything by XistentialAngst reviews
This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge changes everything. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pieces and Phone Calls by Hekate1308 reviews
A phone call between two therapists, and the consequences thereof.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - L. Mortimer, Ella T. - Complete
Unfortunate Consequences by BregoMellonNin reviews
Snape has had enough of Harry and Draco bickering constantly and decides to force them to take a Friendship Potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Speech by Aubrey Etta reviews
Grandma Mazur make an improptu speech at Stephanie and Joe's wedding.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Edna M./Grandma - Complete
Predicaments by Bibs San reviews
Sakura asks Naruto for help to make Sasuke go interested on her. Is it really? SasuNaru, !YAOI WARNING!READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ostriches by made.of.bees reviews
Harry and the lot are back at Hogwarts for their final year, after the final battle. But Harry finds himself more ostracized than ever before, and finds an unlikely companion in Malfoy, also shunned. How will the others react to their friendship, and how long will it take the dense boys to realize they want more than that? Harry/Draco, canon Ron/Hermione, and Neville/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,288 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Last night by Candiieheart reviews
Oneshot: Loud music, beat thumping, lights flashing, bodies grinding, breaths panting—sweat running. When a random man asked Sasuke if the pink haired woman had his name written in it, this was his reply: "…Why, in her pussy of course," Sasuke smirked down at Sakura's flushed face. "Now go away, can't you see that I want to hump and grind her in the crowd? Or maybe even drill her?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Texting by Lizzy0305 reviews
John is alone at Baker Street so he texts to Sherlock. Although Sherlock is interrogating someone he answers, not knowing what kind of game John plays with him. Then he finds out. M for language; SLASH; quite detailed; JohnXSherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Homeward Bound by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Easy Like Sunday Morning by odmonkey reviews
For Sakura it had been an easy choice to return to the madhouse that was the Akatsuki Base. A collection of one shots documenting the many things that Sakura was sure she'd have to one day recount to a therapist. - Sequel to Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting! (I own nothing herein and am very open to inspiration!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
The Wand Game or Eighth Year Discoveries by Reverie Wilde reviews
Students return to Hogwarts for their "Eighth" Year. Slytherin invites the other Houses for a Wand party. Odd pairings, cannon pairings and the best pair-Harry and Draco. What will they all discover about each other and themselves SLASH, future LEMONS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,203 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 452 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Explosive by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 444,605 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara, Hanabi H. - Complete
The Acronym by DancingGrimm reviews
"'Bee Ay Em Eff'. Hm, that's a new one on me. Do you know what it means, Sherlock?" John might not know what it means, but there are many little ways in which he proves the acronym suits him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,057 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Red Press by V.Evergreen reviews
In which Steve learns not to trust what the tabloids say. Especially when concerning one Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 200 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
An Inconvenient Captivity by Sillysockworm reviews
Sasuke and Naruto work together in a Journalism company. Sasuke wants Naruto. Naruto can't stand Sasuke's guts. What happens when they're fatefully trapped inside an elevator after hours, with nobody to save them? Yaoi - SasuNaru pairing. Review, people!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6090 - Favs: 14,409 - Follows: 5,039 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Autumn Leaves by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fluffy ficlet was written as a mini wedding gift for the fabulous saras girl. I rather like how it turned out. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five and Three by broomclosetkink reviews
Five times Molly saw through Sherlock's disguises, one time she didn't, and two after effects. 2013 SAMFA Nominee for Best Humor, Rated K-T
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
A Thing For Me by HoT.aGaiNsT.a.WaLL reviews
After being shunted by Sherlock once again, John goes out to a bar for some time to himself. Too bad that a certain Criminal Mastermind has other plans. Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/13/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Is This What You Want? by ILoveMaids reviews
Library:PWP. Naruto and Gaara find a new and exciting use for the local library. And to say the least, it's not appropriate for young readers. GaaxNaru. BoyxBoy. Lemon. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
I Trust You by Resonae reviews
Bruce loves both of them, he really does. He trusts both of them with his life. He just doesn't trust the Hulk not to hurt them. Bruce/Clint/Tony
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Anger Management by Jad fic reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy locked up alone in Grimmauld Place was just asking for trouble. As far as everyone else is concerned, it was bound to happen eventually; Creevey's thrilled, and Snape's not pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Big Boy Toys by Tione reviews
Steve finally gets fed up with Tony's juvenile pranks. When Tony models for a sex toy, Steve seizes the opportunity. Or, it seizes him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Succubus by NavyBlueWings reviews
Sasuke knew there was something wrong with Naruto. So when an incident happens that nearly costs the idiot his life, the Uchiha decides it's time to find out just what it is. But what if Naruto would rather die, literally, than face reality? It's up to Sasuke to change his decision! A Sasunaru one-shot, Ninja-verse. Also a lemon included. You have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Coming After Me by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco wants to play games. Harry wants to take back what's his. Warning s : Use of toy s , slash and heavy sexual themes. Dom!Harry, Sub!Draco of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Bonds Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
Book 1 of Bonds of Time Saga. After an attack, Harry and Ginny Potter find themselves back in time before Harry's first year at Hogwarts. Stuck in the past with no way back, they decide to change the future for the better. Larger summary inside. Time-Travel, Soul-Bond, AU. H/G, R/Hr! COMPLETE! The sequel "Bonds of Time II: Fighting Fate" is also complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 449,444 - Reviews: 2325 - Favs: 3,464 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
East of Eden by WriteSprite reviews
When Harry receives a dodgy brochure for an island vacation, he isn't sure he should attend. After a bit of a push, he decides to go for it and winds up spending the week in paradise. At least it would be, if it weren't for that pesky blond git.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,916 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Retail Therapy by Rasengan22 reviews
Even bad habits can lead to a good thing once in a while. AU. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
And A Doctor by StillWaters1 reviews
It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Way to His Heart by WhosInTheAttic reviews
While Rose is out shopping, the Doctor is home alone and finds himself in an awkward position.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
A for Effort by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
"No comment." Yeah, well, Tony Stark is tired of the no comments. Here's a comment for you...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 273 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Together by unicornball reviews
Harry and Draco find the most interesting way to solve their problems and discuss their relationship. (Established HP/DM relationship. M/M slash. Rated M; mature content and language.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Oh Sh t! by Akira-kun reviews
"My life was perfectly fine until Kyuubi decided I'm gay, in love with Sasuke, and started to play cupid in a freaky way! Who told that crazy demon to mess with my life? And what do Itachi and Akatsuki have to do with all of this?" Lemons. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 110,228 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
By Certain Definitions of Normal by Libek reviews
Just a few Avengers, doing what they do best. And the Hulk, who needs rather gentler handling. Why is Tony so good at this, when he's so lousy with everything else remotely people-skills related? Written for a prompt where, post-Hulk hug, Bruce wakes up to find Tony Stark in his arms. Until that point, it was pretty gen.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Date Blindness by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love Potion No 9 by blackdragonsghost reviews
When a botched potion reveals that Harry's not quite as innocent as everyone thought, all of Gryffindor takes up the challenge to figure out just who defiled their saviour... except that apparently, it's not going to be that hard to solve the mystery after all. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 247 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 3,843 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Descent of Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry is a retired Auror and magical theorist studying pure-blood families' problems with having children. When he discovers the reason, he's reluctant to publicize it. But a budding acquaintance with Draco Malfoy may make it hard to hide. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,129 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Beer by SylverSpyder reviews
Anderson is having a bad day. Homeless people hate him. John is laughing. Totally unedited, per usual.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/22/2012 - John W., Anderson - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
A Spell gone Wrong by OscardrivesmeWilde92 reviews
Draco and Harry get detention one sunny day all because of a silly mistake. However a silly mistake that night leads to something they have wanted for awhile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rule 11 by twitchbell reviews
'Rule 11,' the Doctor breathes in River's ear. 'There's always a convenient shrubbery.' Shameless banter and happy times.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
You Belong to Me by Kjpanny Kjchristie17 reviews
A work accident renders Fred as a five year old child. Dealing with a work emergency, George leaves his twin in the care of Hermione. Chaos occurs when the five-year old Fred decides that 'My-nee belongs to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 190 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Kings and Lords by WhoMe-2 reviews
Rose Tyler never imagined she would one day marry a King, especially when she knew her heart belonged to a Lord. Will the possibility of a forced marriage to another force the boundaries of the Doctor and Rose's relationship to be crossed once and for all, or will it drive them apart? **1st in the Kings and Lords series**
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,047 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Jealous Much by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Smutty little one-shot with basically no plot. Sherlock gets jealous when a client flirts with John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Things That Merlin Isn't Allowed To Do by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,205 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
Apodyopsis by Quinn Anderson reviews
Apodyopsis: Noun. The act of mentally undressing someone. Johnlock smut. Sequel to "Gymnophoria" but can be read as a stand alone.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Adventure of the Consulting Woman by DancingGrimm reviews
"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,652 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stop The Press by addyke reviews
Mycroft Holmes is determined to destroy Kitty Riley's career.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Mycroft H., Kitty R. - Complete
Morgan and Masuka after Meaning by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
He always came through for her, even if what he came through with was always really weird. Masuka keeps his "big mouth shut" to Quinn about Rita cheating on Dexter, and this time it's Masuka, not Quinn, who shows up to help Deb with the house after Rita's death.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Debra M., V. Masuka - Complete
Wanna See You Strut by LxIsxJustice reviews
"Tony was in his natural environment, and Bruce felt like he just stepped into an alternate reality. Tony was finally going to get him to strut." Series of related one-shots with Tony/Bruce and Bruce/Tony. Same Universe as "Bubblegum Saturdays and Whispered Names". M for a reason.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,588 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hulk Riding by DarkestSight reviews
Five times the Avengers used the Hulk as a means of transportation.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Perspectives Of Acceptance by Vilmarix reviews
Stark would do anything to prove to Dr.Banner, that Hulk wasn't only a green rage monster. Bruce/Tony, Hulk/Tony, Pre-Slash, Fluff, Protective Hulk, Insightful Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Keeping Quiet by Scarlett Rogue reviews
The many rooms in the TARDIS are up for maintenance, leaving the Ponds and the Doctor in the main room. After Amy and Rory fall asleep, the Doctor gets bored. Apparently, telling River to keep quiet and removing her knickers is the answer! Rated for a reason, people.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Hidden Photo by Doubleblood reviews
What does genius billionaire playboy philanthropist Tony Stark do at boring Stark industries meetings? The same thing any sane person would do, doodle on his notes! But it's what he's been doodling that surprises Bruce. Bruce Banner/Tony Stark!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
If It Ain't Broke by Whisp reviews
Clint blames this solely on R&D. You think they'd remember to make his hearing aids freaking waterproof. Idiots. *Spoilers for the movie*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Flirting by andReiki reviews
Contains lots of randomness and jumping over the topics; from gender, over food and linguistic to finally, romance. Follow up two strangers as they flirt in the most unusual way. Or usual- depends on probability of meeting your match. Beware the AU, OOC and British-ness. And some transvestite tendencies paired up with shonen-ai. SxN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Something New by schlorp reviews
Tony wasn't sure what to think when Thor shoved that thing into his hands and he definitely wasn't sure what to think when he was told it was supposed to go inside of him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
In the Company of Friends by DarkestSight reviews
Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 462 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Very Beautiful Tragedy by SoldierSasuke reviews
Dexter helps his wife go through some "killer" changes. Aftermath of an alternative S4 ending. One shot.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,495 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Dexter M., Rita B. - Complete
The Bet by BregoMellonNin reviews
Harry cannot seem to find the right girl, so Hermione takes the matter into her own hands. After further unsuccessful dating, Hermione gets suspicious and she extends a bet. Maybe what Harry needs isn't a girl at all and she intends to find out
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Call Me a Doctor by Ebyru reviews
Now that Loki knows he's welcome, he bothers Bruce all the time.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Her Boys by SailorChibi reviews
When Martha Hudson stumbled across one of her old school chums, it didn't seem like a big deal to spin the tale of a better life than she really has. Or at least, it didn't until that friend showed up on her front step, expecting to meet Mrs Hudson's sons. Fortunately, Sherlock always knows just what to do. One-shot, implied Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Will of Fire by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,234 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Unintentional by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
For such geniuses, they're pretty clueless.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
V Rank by Serephy reviews
Enemies use multiple means, not limited to combat, to catch a shinobi off guard. Sexual advances and seduction have been among those methods. A ninja must be able to remain focused should such an event occur. This V-rank mission is simply Konoha's way of making sure all of-age shinobi are not only comfortable, but have a certain degree of sexual experience. NaruSasuSaku, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
A Box Full of Johnlock by Quinn Anderson reviews
The five times Sherlock was in a box, and the one time John crawled in after him. Some of the boxes may surprise you. Johnlock, fluff, smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nobody Panic This Time by Spun reviews
Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horrid Red Socks by PyroLyfe13 reviews
Harry accidentally ruins Draco's favorite jumper when he washes it with his favorite red socks. The savior of the wizarding world has to find a way to make it up to his lover. Draco/Harry slash. Rimming, spanking, oral, anal. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Shared Love of Science & Sushi by Red Shiloh reviews
How Bruce learned to stop worrying and love the time-bomb. Science boyfriends aka Bruce/Tony
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,478 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Night Light by I.Weave.Dreams reviews
Steve and Tony's son, Peter, sleeps in his own room for the the first time. He gets scared of the dark.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Breathless Sort of Attraction by WellHowAboutThat reviews
Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 268 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Paying Up by Isilien Elenihin reviews
When Rose meets the first Doctor hilarity ensues. She's three centuries older and a great deal wiser-she's been married and widowed and hunted by Torchwood, but now she's back in the Doctor's universe, and there's nothing that can keep her from finding him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 81 - Published: 6/8/2012 - 11th Doctor, 1st Doctor - Complete
Ignoring Draco Malfoy by bleedingxheart reviews
"WHAT!" Draco roared in horror. "Fucking hell Potter, are you high? What the hell is going wrong in that head of yours? A Malfoy is never cute, and…and…" "Oh, I beg to differ." Potter smiled. "In my opinion, you're cute right now." HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Perks of Gardening by lotus-brody reviews
Bruce gets Tony to help him in his rooftop garden. Certain Things follow. Tony/Bruce
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Conflict Resolution by wirewrappedlily reviews
The Hulk doesn't like it when "mommy" and "daddy" fight, and Clint really wishes he could take an ice cream scoop to his brain after a sight like that. Steve/Tony M for the sexytimes.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
What Meets the Eye by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 176 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lab Table by Christina's Inferno reviews
"Apparently, it was obvious to everyone what was going on. It appears I'm not known for being subtle." Bruce Banner/Tony Stark one-shot. Follow-up to "Losing Control" A conversation between Banner and Stark about their relationship, along with some flashbacks.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Little Hawk That Could by PrInCeSsFBi reviews
It says something when Phil Coulson, the Phil Coulson, took an interest in someone. It says a lot more when Clint Barton trusted someone. Besides, Phil wouldn't give his bow back until he read off the damn cards.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 624 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Más que una obsesión by Tsukisaku reviews
No me importa mudarme durante la ausencia de mis padres, ¡pero no quiero estar con él!...¿Por qué ellos creen que ella estará bien conmigo?...¡Tonta eres Sakura Haruno por haberte enamorado de tu tío, Sasuke Uchiha! Sasusaku AU Entren y lean. Incesto. Final Up.
Naruto - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Willingly Here by TanukiRaccoon reviews
A deal between gods is never good, especially when they are betting with other gods. ItaKiba, smut, NC-17, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,684 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Kiba I., Itachi U. - Complete
Bubblegum Saturdays and Whispered Names by LxIsxJustice reviews
There was no more perfect sound in the world than that mixture of high and low that seemed so perfect for Bruce. "I'm not. Any day with you, married or not, is good enough for me." Same Universe as "Wanna See You Strut". Bruce/Tony. Rated for swearing and a 'wedding night'.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Oh, Darling by celeste9 reviews
Clint accidentally outs his relationship with Coulson to the other Avengers. Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Bold undertaking by Mettlei reviews
Friday night... club lights... music... taste of whiskey and a dark alley. Yaoi. AU. OOC. Itachi/Neji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Sleeping Under the Stars by Writcraft reviews
DADA Professor Harry Potter finds himself on a Muggle camping trip with newly appointed Potions Master, Draco Malfoy. The men bicker, work out some tensions *ah-hem* and the inevitable smut ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,230 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Warning: Local Noise Ordinance by dhauren reviews
What's a poor green rage monster do when a car alarm keeps going off? Well, be a nice guy and turn it off, of course!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
An Ordinary Pocketwatch by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Most people tend to assume that John Watson is unremarkable and ordinary. Except that he isn't, not really. Doctor Who crossover. Complete.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 189 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John W. - Complete
Five Times He Just Didn't Get It by Makayla reviews
LJ Prompt: I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read "I'm a physicist; flirt harder." In honour of this wise bumper sticker, give me five times Tony flirted with or came on to Bruce and. He. Just. Didn't. Get. It.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Declaration by Keikokin reviews
Sherlock has a talk with John that will change their lives. Johnlock COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
His Own Personal Bodyguard by GleeDWhoFreak reviews
Everyone assumes that Tony will be the one to break Steve's heart because of his notorious past. But Bruce wants to make sure Steve knows what will happen if he's the one in the wrong. Steve/Tony Epic Bruce/Tony friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Game by Warblerpuff reviews
Tony makes flirting with Steve into his own little game. Thor is confused. Just something I did for my newest OTP.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Let your fingers do the talking by harmless sociopath reviews
Sherlock Holmes is not the most cooperative person when it comes to sexting.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Dancing In The Minefields by LxIsxJustice reviews
"Are you serious, Tony?" Bruce quirked a brow, not bothering to hide the wide grin that just got wider when Tony did a little shimmy up to him. "This is going to make me relax?" Tony/Bruce.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
King Of Anything by LxIsxJustice reviews
"He was a 'mate for life' kind of person, and he knew all of this was pointless. He had already met his match, and now it was just a matter of time before he dropped the charade and attempted the impossible." Tony/Bruce
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Renewing Changes by Fourangers reviews
"Oh crap." Muttered the blond. Sometimes, there's something worse than one-night stands. It's called we're-doing-this-because-we're-going-to-die-tomorrow desperate sex. Too bad they didn't in the end. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,940 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Internet ne sert pas qu'au porno by Hanako Hayashi reviews
Traduction de Cyerus. John est le petit-ami de Sherlock... Via internet... Vivant au Canada ! Personne ne pense qu'il existe.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/20/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Elemental Mentality by LxIsxJustice reviews
In which Tony is evil, Bruce is diabolical, and the other Avengers will pay! "—and iodine and thorium and thulium and thalium." Everyone grits their teeth. That…is their least favorite part. Pure crack. Tony/Bruce. Rated for nerdy innuendo.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I'll Show You More by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 112 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Always You by C.Queen reviews
Sequel to 'Only You'. Al and Scorpius haven't been a couple in a while, but fate has put them together again and they must not only deal with their past together, but their turbulant present. Also Albus/Gellert and Domi/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,573 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Partners by C.Queen reviews
Aurors Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy have been partners for years, and are considered the best in their chosen profession. But there's always been an internal war between them, one that's about to come to flashpoint. Also Louis/Rorake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,941 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
If I Could Prove A Theory by LxIsxJustice reviews
"I think you'll find that I do, Bruce. I can make a pretty long list of things that will prove that theory, too." A Stark Party, gambling Avengers, a heartsick doctor and a genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist in action. Tony/Bruce Rated for lovin'.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
She's Somebody's Hero by roxypony reviews
Tony really hates hospitals. Post-Avengers. Whump, Pepperony, and the whole team of Avengers, now all on the same extra-cheesy pizza! Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 176 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Unconventional Research by Aubrey Watt reviews
Bruce Banner is grateful to have Tony Stark's company in the research laboratories of Stark Towers. But one day Stark invites him to take place in an experiment that ends up being somewhat...unconventional. warning: explicit gay sex
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
44 Times Bruce Banner Has Sex With Tony Stark by et.in.arkadia reviews
The first time it's a lab accident.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Case of the Teddy Interrogation by Yarsian reviews
Young Hamish Watson-Holmes creates a crime scene out of his stuffed animals.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Naked by Casteline reviews
Tony has locked himself in his lab and he's not letting anyone in. Tony/Bruce slash. Fluff!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
After Shawarma by Verdreht reviews
"What meal couldn't be made better with a pair of assassins, a scientist prone to explosive temper tantrums, a demigod shoveling shawarma, and a super soldier that was...sleeping? Surely not." Tony/Steve pre-slash fluff I regret nothing!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Avengers Puppy Pile! Assemble! by LaylaBinx reviews
Stupidly cute fluff abound. Nothing but a big ol' puppy pile with the Earth's Mightiest Heroes p
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil and Mycroft Holmes by scifigrl47 reviews
Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Line in the Sand by Verdreht reviews
Tony's little experiment: he needed to see where Steve drew the line. He needed to find the line to toe it, toe it to cross it, and cross it to redraw it so that Steve might finally act on the feelings Tony was sure he had. Tony/Steve slash
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Mind Can Make a Heaven of Hell by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 272 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Operation: Seduce Loki by LulaMadison reviews
Thor's birthday present to his brother leads to a wager between The Avengers to see who can get Loki into bed first.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Kisses are for Lovers by KJmom reviews
Draco is a high class prostitute famous for taking clients virginity and doing it with a tenderness and care so they feel loved. Harry comes to him for the same treatment. *SLASH* Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,009 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 202 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Very Good Indeed by StillWaters1 reviews
John Watson was a doctor, trained to observe details; a fact Sherlock had never been more aware of than when a drugged John's lifesaving instructions were based on an unlabeled syringe and an unconscious murder suspect's body.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 179 - Published: 5/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Case of Emergency by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Kotetsu and Izumo know that they're not supposed to have sex on missions – Tsunade was adamant about that fact. But in case of emergency, sometimes it's necessary to bend the rules…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 280 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Orchard by DancingGrimm reviews
When a case takes Sherlock to a famous brothel, things don't go to plan, and he unexpectedly meets somebody rather interesting. AU
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Talk Dirty to Me by harrys-girl-4-life reviews
One night, Harry and Draco find themselves trapped inside a very, very tiny broomcloset. When Draco discovers Harry's naughtiest kink, does he give into temptation? Or does he resist, and allow the knowledge to drive him mad? ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 148 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
More Than Another Experiment by GeniaTheParadox reviews
My first bash at Johnlock smut. A painfully bored Sherlock decides on an experiment in basic human interaction. Or, you know, a conversation with John. I suck at summaries.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 57,292 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 265 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Art Of Sexting by immaculately-flawed reviews
Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hot Water by WellHowAboutThat reviews
It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 281 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Possession by SoraOokami12 reviews
One-shot smut. Moriarty/Sherlock. Some BDSM.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Thirteen Hours by Jennistar1 reviews
It takes thirteen hours for Mycroft to discover that Sherlock isn't dead. A breakdown, in both senses of the word.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Sweet Surrender by HamsterCastiel reviews
Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 237 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Experiment by immaculately-flawed reviews
Sherlock needs John for an experiment. John discovers that he likes being tied up. Sexy times ensue. Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 171 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Browsing The Archives by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Long Ride Home by immaculately-flawed reviews
Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To The Team by Victoria LeRoux reviews
The team comes together after a mission gone wrong. Major fluff alert. Movieverse, team centric.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 5,880 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
An Early Morning Firecall by Books to the Ceiling reviews
He was a grown man. He lived alone. And if he wanted to walk around naked, he bloody well could! And Harry agrees completely with Charlie's decision once he happens upon a very naked, very freckled arse in the kitchen. Harry/Charlie. Warnings inside. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Affectionate Investment by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Renee Spelt Strange reviews
It is Christmas Eve, the castle is deserted and Harry and Draco are trapped under a piece of charmed mistletoe from Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes which won't let them go until they have kissed. HP/DM ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fidelity by Tora II reviews
Kink Meme prompt fill: "Sherlock hates Anderson because he can't stand adulterers. After all, Sherlock's own husband goes away on tour of duty for years at a time, and neither of them would think of straying."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sherlock H., Anderson - Complete
A British Summer by Omi-Omi reviews
Draco catches glimpses of the mostly reclusive Hogwart's Hero after the war. After Harry disappears from the public eye, Draco learns some answers in an unexpected place, on a typical British summer's day. HPDM slash, oneshot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,886 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take your punishment, John by HamsterCastiel reviews
Sequel to 'Take Me', can be read as an one-shot too! Phonesex, dirty talk, orgasmdenial etc etc.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
High Flying by WriteSprite reviews
Harry is running a summer Quidditch program. Draco's son decides to enroll. Is Scorpius the only thing these two have in common, or will there be something more? Mature Content in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,655 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sex and Hangovers by HPFangirl71 reviews
At every wizarding event Harry and Draco attend, they seem to get drunk and wind up in bed together... after a multitude of these trysts, they finally face exactly why its been happening... This is a Slash fic, Do Not Flame Please! 3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
33 by Indigo Blue.x reviews
"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Army Doctor Turned Assassin by Corpium reviews
Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 253 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 118 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
After Hours by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus and Scorpius are stuck working on a holiday. Luckily, Albus knows a way to make things more interesting. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 5,838 - Follows: 3,904 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lunch with the Masterminds by SnivaliceLlover reviews
Sebastian tries to take Moriarty out for a lunch date, but it all gets blown out of the water when they meet Sherlock and John in their local burger joint. Moriarty and Sherlock battle over one particular piece of plastic. Humour/Fluff/MorMor/Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Order by slytherinish reviews
Draco loves it when Harry takes control. PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's All Uncharted by redhead414 reviews
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 6,285 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7837 - Favs: 8,628 - Follows: 3,652 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Take the Air by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,810 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Homecoming by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 366 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Their Game by aquaXtreme reviews
"I was just playing the game." "And I was just good at winning it. Still am." For Sherlock Holmes, Irene Adler will always be The Woman.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Round and Round by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura and Itachi are high school students facing the threat of college breaking up their current relationship. When they're alone on a school bus together, Itachi takes the chance to show Sakura just how much she mean to him. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Can't Be His Boyfriend by sorrowsofyore reviews
In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 169 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 4,046 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Two Gentlemen by hidingfromsomeone reviews
Quick, short, sweet. HPDM established relationship. One-shot, NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 283 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Paperwork by St. Aelphaba reviews
The Doctor is hot and bored at the office, but Rose is busy doing paperwork. PWP. TenToo and Rose, but I suppose it could be read as Ten and Rose AU if you're really that opposed to the existence of the Human Metacrisis Doctor. ;
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 9,608 - Follows: 5,067 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Ginny the intruder by HinaKicksAss reviews
Ginny walks in on something she never wanted to see. HP/DM Ginny bashing and an insecure Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Agent DuckButt by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is an Agent who works for a Secret Organization. When a new threat arises that jeapordizes the entire country, he has no choice but to join forces with Naruto, an Agent from an allying company. Sadly...they just can't seem to get along. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 187,904 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Education of Albus Severus by DandyBoyDaniel reviews
When Albus Severus was thirteen-years-old, he'd unintentionally spied on James and Teddy snogging heavily. It was the first time he'd ever seen two boys kissing like that. He was ashamed of wanting to kiss Scorpius this way. Graphic slash; heed warnings!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Release Your Inhibitions by hpgirl4ever reviews
After a spell from Ron manages to hit Draco things get a little . . . complicated. Too bad Harry's caught in the middle of it all and Draco's not planning on giving up any time soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Storm, A Dream, and the Taste of Strawberries by Day Met the Night reviews
"Honestly Granger, you can't just come in here with your little shorts and bloody sleep shirt, wanting to sleep in my bed, and then practically rape me in your sleep, and then go and act like everything you do DOESN'T drive me completely up the wall." MATURE CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Which There Are Kittens by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Imagination by Onaxe reviews
All Draco wanted was to get a lap-dance from some hot guy from the Imagination strip club. He did not expect to end up being mistaken as a fellow employee and left to entertain a certain Gryffindor Golden Boy. Harry/Draco. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
First Night Out by verityburns reviews
As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beautiful Thing by RZZMG reviews
Theo Nott has been in love with his best friend, Draco, since childhood. During 7th year, he gets his chance to kiss Malfoy. Will their friendship suffer or bloom into a beautiful thing? Hot Slash. PLAYWITCH December Calendar Fest 2011 entry. Story nominated for "BEST SLASH ROMANCE" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Do Not Open Till Christmas by TjRythum reviews
Iruka hates the company christmas party, but hiding in his bosses office to escape his fellow co-workers may not have the best idea he's ever had. KakaIru, early christmas fic, YAOI one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,085 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Write or Die, Moriarty Mode by CaffieneKitty reviews
One of John Watson's less vaunted skills becomes necessary to stop a bomb from exploding. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Poem by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Don't Choke by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto goes to greet Sasuke at the airport when the raven comes home from a long business trip. Naruto does not see it fit to wait until they get home to celebrate Sasuke's return. Title doesn't have much relevance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Pretend by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Messy Business by KCS reviews
Story told through 221B drabble format, which I created for the ACD!Holmes fandom years ago. Written for LJ's Watson's Woes MiniWriMo. Kid!fic, so if that and fluff aren't your cup of tea feel free to skip this one.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,705 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Compliments by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,224 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
First Surrender by Paimpont reviews
There are bad first dates. There are horrible first dates. And then there is Harry Potter's first date with the Dark Lord... Humorous slash HP/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Completion by C.Queen reviews
Sequel to 'Corruption'. Now that the battle is over Rorake is recovering at Louis's house for the week. What will they get up to? Also ASP/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,281 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Louis W., OC - Complete
I'll Be Your Actin If You'll Be My Myosin by smartcat reviews
A lesson on muscle contraction Naruto will never forget. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naughty Dream or Lewd Reality by BoundIrishAngel reviews
Draco is home for the holidays and checking out his father's library for books on a very specific topic... 4th follow up to Submission; YAOI; RATED MATURE for KINK and BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Err is Human by Lilac Summers reviews
Donna is the unlucky companion stuck with the Doctor in 1913 this time around; she's not quite sure how to deal with this sudden change in situation. Mostly she just blames the TARDIS. Season 3 episodes "Human Nature" and "Family of Blood."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,917 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
But It's Not a Club by Lydia M Argent reviews
Harry drives Umbridge crazy well he insists that the DA is not a club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
On My Knees by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy's role as double-agent for the Order has put him & Hermione Granger into close contact for the last 4 years, turning them into unwitting allies. The secret attraction between them finally reaches a boiling point... Romance-Hot Shag! Story won 1st Place for "HOTTEST SMUT SCENE" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 205 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cupboardy Disaster by Tilly's reviews
Draco never thought he'd see the day when Potter handled a situation with more maturity than he did. But then, he didn't know Potter's history with cupboards, or how gorgeous he looked in one. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Study in Ginger by punifa reviews
Filled for this meme: Sherlock needs to become ginger for a case, and enlists John to help dye his hair. John finds out that it's the one thing that makes Sherlock go pliant.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ink Deep by enchanted nightingale reviews
Hyuga Neji was not a man easily charmed but those green eyes stole his breath at first and then his heart. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,512 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 2,930 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Neji H. - Complete
The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie.hell reviews
Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Voldemort Is Going Down by frecleface reviews
After too many stressful weeks of endless work, Quirrell can't take it anymore. He NEEDS some relief. / AVPM Quirrelmort/Quirrellmort. Loooooong SMUT one-shot. First smut I've ever written, so any form of feedback is much appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Q. Quirrell, Voldemort - Complete
Research is Important by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur wants to know out how to please Merlin, the knights are always willing to carry out the Prince's orders. Multiple pairings, Merlin/various knights but Merlin/Arthur overall. Explicit Adult Content, blatant porn with a hint of plot.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Sleepwalking Saviour by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Dog by picascribit reviews
1977: Sirius is horny and irritable. Remus devises a little punishment. Mild D/s, dom!Remus, sub!Sirius, semi-public sex, collar, blindfold, explicit consent. Written 2011, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Albus D. - Complete
Time And Time Again by marksmom reviews
The war is over, but the cost has been too high. Hermione sends Harry back in time to change that...and he finds love along the way. Warnings - Rated M for implied slash, snogging, Mpreg, and excessive use of the word Hell. EVERYONE lives!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,298 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 176 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Harry P., Gideon P. - Complete
Terrible Flatmates by Eligh reviews
Sherlock and John are both impossible to live with, unless they are living together. Short scenes examining this. Slash toward the end, not even slightly graphic. Warnings for mild violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 412 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Let's Get Married by luvtoshi reviews
It was supposed to be a simple solution to their immediate problems. But maybe they took more than they can chew?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,760 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oh, Bloody Hell, Draco by sunxsleepsx reviews
Smutty little Drarry oneshot. M FOR CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oasis in the Sand by PeregrineFlight reviews
Sakura is sent by Naruto to spend a year in Suna training the medic-nin there, she arrives to chaos, but soon finds peace in the desert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,441 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The One With Harry's Cravings by Misbehaving Mom reviews
Harry's cravings are exhausting Draco. MPREG, AU, EWE, fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Swimming Lesson by sweetness328 reviews
A near-fatal accident and an impromptu lesson compel Jack and Elizabeth to explore their feelings...and each other. Rated 'M' for Sparrabeth smut.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Strange Encounters by Hannelore-Grace reviews
John stumbles into a rather unexpected person while on an impromptu shopping trip.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Slut Faced Ho' by wingedmercury reviews
There, in HER bed, with HER boys, was a naked woman whom Sakura did not recognize... Wherein Sakura comes home early from a mission and Naruto and Sasuke are threatened with castration. Team Seven Threesome! One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Complete
Operation: Sunshine by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Itachi Uchiha has a plan, a rather simple plan - to get his little sunshine into bed with him. He's a genius, this should be easy... right? Rated for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,507 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 145 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Drapple by Chinky123 reviews
drabble. Draco loves an apple. R R, just a random plot bunny! please read. epilouge now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 193 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Role Reversal by BoundIrishAngel reviews
Harry decides to play after a potions class. 2nd Follow up to Submission; YAOI; RATED MATURE for KINK and BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by Hannelore-Grace reviews
In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Burnt Toast by Bex-chan reviews
Dramione one-shot. No plot. This one-shot is pure smut with extreme fantasy and content. Present for Masha. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 321 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rematch by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry can't accept it when Draco finally beats him to the Snitch. Mature content warning, etc. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Happy Victory Day by shadowdweller25 reviews
Lucius comes home to Harry putting the finishing touches to Voldemort's Victory Day cake, and decides to kiss the chef. See how the rest of the night goes. LM/HP. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Against the Wall with Draco Malfoy by Laurielove reviews
When an unexpected candidate turns up to be interviewed by Hermione, she finds herself reacting in an even more unexpected way. Shortish. Older readers, please. DM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dexter in Darkness by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
So, I was unhappy at how Lumen left and I want her back. This is how I envision Season 6 starting...
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,566 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Dexter M., Lumen P.
Mot de passe by Leyounette reviews
Sherlock se heurte à une résistance inattendue alors qu'il comptait une fois de plus emprunter l'ordinateur portable de son colocataire. JohnxSherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Timetripping by midnightluck reviews
It's entirely Arthur's fault that they're stuck in this odd future-place-thing, but as long as they're here, Merlin figures he may as well be epic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., Merlin - Complete
the happy announcement by jokeperalta reviews
"There is no way I'm the bride of this relationship." Light/preslash if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Marauders' Howler by Brain Fluff reviews
Harry Potter gets a howler from home. Fortunately for him, the Marauders distract Lily and decide to have a little fun. Set in AU where Harry's parents live.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 217 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Harry Throws a Hissy Fit by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry has always been at odds with his roommate being an...escort. But this is the last straw.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heartbeat by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,797 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Thank Hell and High Water for Moriarty by TheDullYellowEye reviews
John muses on the advantages of having Moriarty around. SHJW slash if you put your goggles on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,358 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Sweet Aftertaste by olimakiella reviews
Once Harry finally gets Draco into his bed, he's not entirely sure he wants him to get out of it. Once Draco finally gets into Harry's bed, he isn't in a hurry to leave.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hijacking by B.C Daily reviews
James and Lily start hijacking one another's rounds in order to sneak off to entirely inappropriate Hogwarts locales. LJSmut. Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Laundry Letters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Two Passengers Together by Shrike176 reviews
Lumen and Dexter are finally together. But relationships are hard work, especially when balancing children, work, emotional baggage... and serial killing. A sequel to my previous story Life, Happiness and the Dark Passenger. Dexter/Lumen
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,959 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Dexter M., Lumen P. - Complete
Miones and Broken Tongues by jesrod82 reviews
Ron and Hermione can't help but row with each other. This time Ron takes it a step further and crosses a very thin line. How will Hermione react?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Phantom Orchid by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter goes to Seattle in search of a smuggler and discovers a very familiar person in a quite unfamiliar setting. Is Draco Malfoy really who he is pretending to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Zero to Hero by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 157 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Against the wall with Professor Snape by Laurielove reviews
The full title of this is 'Miss Granger ... up against the wall ... with Professor Snape' but I ran out of space. Does what the title says. Part of a series. Older readers only, please. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 179 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Animagi by animeloveramy reviews
Well, we all know of animagi…but what if Merlin was the first to discover that particular brand of wand-less magic? Not that he realised it of course.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Falling Slowly by WhoMe-2 reviews
Temporarily separated from the TARDIS, the Doctor and Rose must adjust to living life on Earth while struggling with their feelings for each other, which are becoming much harder to ignore. Pre-Doomsday, and eventually AU after Doomsday. **1st in the Falling Slowly series**
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,944 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 595 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I'm Marrying the Sexiest One by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 202 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke and Naruto's Epic Sexy Adventure by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto and Sasuke's first time, and the events that lead up to it. Prequel to Sasuke's Coupon Book, but can be read alone. Minor Neji/Gaara and Itachi/Deidara. Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Born This Way by zArkham reviews
Shortly after the war Luna Lovegood suddenly up and disappears. For years there is not a hint of her before Harry Potter gets a clue that brings him backstage of the Rose Garden to find a startling secret. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 5,997 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Delinquent by Haganemaru reviews
TRADUCTION. "Oh Naruto !" soupira Sasuke. "Ils m'ont tapé et ramené ici ! C'était si horrible ! Je suis traumatisé, serre-moi !" Naruto grogna. "Je serais plus à même de te croire si ta MAIN N'ETAIT PAS SUR MON CUL, UCHIHA !"
Naruto - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Photoshoot by cherrilemone reviews
Blaise gives Draco a photo of Harry Potter in the shower. It all goes downhill from there. HPDM oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bursting Bubbles by Stephanniexo reviews
Harry and Draco grow closer during bathtime. AU 8th year. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,094 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Caught by HinaKicksAss reviews
When making out with your arch nemesis do not, I repeat do not, get caught. Especially not by professor Snape. Rating mostly for language!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Handcuffs by hannahncakes reviews
"why am I handcuffed? Why do you even have handcuffs?" River's first encounter with the Doctor and a pair of handcuffs.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by Fr333bird reviews
Albus is stressing out about turning sixteen and the fact that he has never snogged anyone. Scorpius is happy to share his superior knowledge. Fluffy oneshot with mild adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Where The Colours Are by anonwhat reviews
During a month undercover in a Muggle school, Draco Malfoy has to deal with scheming children, peculiar staff and his increasingly fluffy feelings towards his Auror-in-training partner, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco is Not a BleachBlond by kc404duh reviews
Crack, only in that Draco is a total queen. He and Harry get into a fight and Harry accuses him of bleaching his hair. A fight and smut ensue, including Gryffindor-themed skirts and socks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sustain or Concerto for the Famished in D Minor by MaybeAmanda reviews
"So now you're behaving like a six year old 'cause he didn't take you along on his honeymoon?" Lestrade said. "Grow the hell up."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,120 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Lovers' Leap by kirathaune reviews
Hakkai/Goku/Gojyo/Sanzo foursome. Takes place immediately after the body-switch chapter in Reload Blast - the body-switched ikkou need to find a way to get their bodies back... and the only solution calls for them to get *cough* VERY close to each other.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9/2011 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
A Lot Like Violence by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Because Itachi decided the best opportunity to shag Sakura was when her overprotective teammates could hear them. Non-massacre AU. Rated M for a very good reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 179 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Six Bowls by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto will do anything for ramen... anything. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 98 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hit The Deck by TanukiRaccoon reviews
NejiNaru. Pirates. Naruto is taken aboard a pirates vessel. Will he escape or adjust to life there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Decision or Destiny? by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Hunter of Evil, Sasuke Uchiha is saddled with a Kitsune Prince. Will the fox prince be of help? Or hinder his work?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Closet Monster by TanukiRaccoon reviews
KankuKiba: Kiba needs a nudge out of the closet. Kankuro is only too happy to help. Yaoi, smut, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
The ABC'S Of Love by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Something is distracting the top student at The Academy, his grades are slipping. Uzumaki-sensei knows what it is, and he decides to take it away, despite the student's protests. yaoi smut etc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 307 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
So It Shall Be by LemonStar reviews
..Daenerys Targaryen/Khal Drogo.. They were to have a son, the stallion that mounts the world. Not all prophecies come true. Very AU story.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Stand Alone by dancer-me reviews
After a confrontation between Sasuke and Sakura at the bridge, Sakura is left with a feeling of determination, a need to prove her worth. She throws herself entirely into becoming strong. This is her quest, and her quest alone. Or is it? SakuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,951 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/23/2007 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
The Tape Recorder by cutecrazyice reviews
It's just their regular team 07 reconnaissance. Of course nothing out of the ordinary will happen...right? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Red Mist by Fr333bird reviews
Draco has feelings for his auror partner but keeps them to himself, until one day he loses his temper when someone hurts Harry and Draco gives away his secret by over-reacting. Fluffy little one shot, explicit adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Friends That Play Together by remuslives23 reviews
Friends that play together, stay together. See warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 333 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Snow Storm by Shira Lansys reviews
Draco and Harry are on an auror mission in the Himalayas when a snow storm strikes. What's Harry supposed to do when Draco gets hypothermia? And what's Draco supposed to do when Harry starts doing inappropriate things in his sleep? Drarry Slash, Lemon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 293 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Little More Love in the World by kc404duh reviews
After the war, Harry is feeling lonely and separated from the world. He goes back to the forest-to the place where he saw his parents-in the hopes that he might find solace there. But he finds even more than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Talking It Through by Evenmoor reviews
Lestrade returns to the office and finds DI Dimmock at his desk following the events of "The Blind Banker." One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2011 - DI Lestrade, DI Dimmock - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3718 - Favs: 4,425 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Distractions by dancer-me reviews
A small training accident causes Sakura to acquire an uncomfortable splinter in a difficult to access place on her own. Naruto, feeling guilty for the whole situation but ignorant of the cause, demands that he be able to help her remove it. lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 145 - Published: 6/9/2011 - [Sakura H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Broken Glass by SocialDegenerate reviews
A broken monocle leads to a bad day for Hakkai, and a fantastic night for Gojyo. Glasses kink fic.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Young Man From Kent by Anne Hedonia reviews
Never underestimate the power of a dirty limerick. Nine/Rose, quite adult
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/8/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
One Traffic Light by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if the Dursleys avoided one traffic light, and Harry arrived at Kings Cross Station just a few minutes early? A chance for Ginny to do something she'd wanted to do all her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 275 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Ni personne d'autre by Mila LaChose reviews
La guerre est finie, Draco vit dans le monde Moldu loin de son passé. Mais tout serait plus simple pour lui s'il n'avait pas un petit problème à cacher au héros national. Un petit secret...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 198,885 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trend by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry notices a trend with his previous professors. One-shot story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 6,808 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Anniversary Arrangements by scarlettcat reviews
Draco and Hermione have a yearly arrangement. Ron finds out about it in a shocking way. Written for H&V Decade Later Anniversary Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
My Slytherins by Elysia1 reviews
COMPLETE: A missing moment featuring Remus' boggart lesson with the Slytherins. Set in Harry's third year. Protective Snape and generally awesome Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Remus L., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Penitence by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Cinderella by malfoysminx reviews
Who needs a fairy godmother when you've got polyjuice? dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Yes, master by HinaKicksAss reviews
It seems professor McGonagall can come up with quite interesting punishments
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Among the Trees by sunxsleepsx reviews
Harry find's someone in his hiding spot among the trees. HP/DM Smutty Smutty Fest YAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 3,999 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wish Fulfillment by Fr333bird reviews
Harry makes one of Draco's wishes come true. Fluff/established relationship ficlet, mostly PWP. Contains explicit adult content and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Corruption by C.Queen reviews
No Malfoy has ever beaten a Potter. Scorpius Malfoy plans to change that however by using Al Potter's attraction to him as a weapon against the Potters. Only problem is Al has figured out the plan and he has some of his own. So who will corrupt who?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 139,763 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Cake or Death by Sara's Girl reviews
Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Snaps by Jewels5 reviews
James comes up with a nickname.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 193 - Published: 5/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Only You by C.Queen reviews
Albus Dumbledore is reborn and given a new life free of the past.But he isn't the only one to be reborn. Stuck as an exchange student at Durmstrang Albus is faced with the only man he's ever loved..who has no intention of losing Albus again.Also ASP/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,008 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Malfoys Are Evil by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Oh who was he kidding. This was happening to him because he had a weakness for blond hair and grey eyes that allowed those who possessed such characteristics, to get away with murder. Damn those Malfoys. MPreg Harry/Draco slash fluff. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After Potions Class by Sinclairum reviews
Harry and Lucius get a little frisky in Professor Snape's classroom. PWP Rated M for smut, course language. LMHP BDSM kink
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 138 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Icha Icha Forever by hijipine reviews
A year after Jiraiya's death, Kakashi is entranced by a slew of new Icha Icha books. Will one in particular make his heart beat faster? Kakashi/Iruka; Iruka/Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Fic: Take My Hand, Knot Your Fingers Through Mine by patster223 reviews
"I know this is an inconvenience for you, but I would really rather you were awake right now, John." John is unconscious, and Sherlock decides to talk to him anyway. Sherlock/John pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Give Me the Keys by mazarin reviews
"The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and completely done for." Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Inheritance by marksmom reviews
Harry has come into a creature inheritance, but is determined to deny it. Who is his mate and what will happen to them? Warnings - AR, Discussion of Mpreg, Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 180 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete