![]() I have no idea what to do. umm I have been reading fanfiction stories for a long time and I think I might want to write some of my own. My name's Xavierrr -Xavy- I am female. I wish I was Korean or Had big eyes or blue eyes. my friends do lol and I LOVE Sweeney Todd!! and CATS. AND HARRY POTTAAAAAAAAA Mrs.Lovett is my conscience xDD I have a very vintage style. I like very different music. Korean pop, Paramore, Matt and Kim, The Killers, Florence and The Machine Musicals are my LIFE! Tim Burton is a genius, and I have this nightmare before christmas braclet and in my school people think it's weird (cuz apparently I'm the devil LOL), but I don't care! anddd time to copy and paste stuff!! 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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile If you can't sing for your life, Copy and paste this into your profile If you read books that no one even know about, copy and paste this into your profile If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, Nellie Lovett 'Barker',kittymow321 If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!) copy and paste this in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123,bella cullen 17, Number-1-Twilighters, Nellie Lovett 'Barker', kittymow321 If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real),bella cullen (all of the cullen guys from twilight.), Number-1-Twilighters (Edward Cullen and Jacob Black). Nellie Lovett 'Barker' (Edward Cullen, Jacob black, and Emmett Cullen, but not because of the actors. their personalities are just so awesome.) kittymow321 (Edward Cullen, Sweeney Todd -hehe-Jasper Whitlock) If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile. If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. Quotes... that i happen to have taken from some one elses profile... "Oh, I'm a degenerate am I? Well you sir are a fastishio, see I can make up words too." -Peter Griffin "Derek: Oh, I thought you came over to tell me what a bad ugooglizer I was. Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!"~Jack Sparrow "And we shall have a magnificent garden party, and you're not invited. Hehe..."~Jack Sparrow "Shoot him! Cut out his tongue! Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scragly beard..."~Pirates of Shipwreck Cove and Jack Sparrow "A wedding?! I love weddings! Drinks all around!"~Jack Sparrow The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 73/100 apply to me. 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property (Movie theater) 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. - they do? -gee I'm smart. major sarcasm! Favorite Color: light turquoise, black, white, and red Favorite Food: I like Subway lol. umm and chocolate Favorite Song: Florence and The Machine- Cosmic Love Favorite TV Show: 30 Rock Favorite Article of Clothing: skirts Favorite Place to Sleep: My room or our game room on the old comfy couch Favorite Place: Home. and the city, I love Chicago, London, New York, I have lived in the country for half but love the city Favorite Person: My best friend Sunny Favorite Kisser: ... Favorite Movie: Sweeney Todd or Cats Favorite Book: Emily The Strange, she's strange. like me. Favorite Actor/Actress:Johnny Depp/ Helena Bonham Carter Favorite Season: fall or winter Favorite Anime: Peach Girl, but really I like tons of anime. Favorite Video Game: Idk Wiifit? lol that's all I really play You know you're Sweeney Todd Obssessed When: Not only do you own the DVD and the soundtrack - you know the lyrics off by heart. You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen. You suddenly start singing "A Little Priest" while chopping the vegetables for dinner. You think they should play "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd" at your cousin's wedding, instead of "Here Comes the Bride"(they played 'I Wanna Grow Old With You' off of The Wedding Singer, good choice.) You choke up whenever you read/hear/are introduced to someone named either: Sweeney/Benjamin/Lucy/Nellie/Lovett/Barker/Turpin/Toby/Todd You like to do the following past-times: Sipping coffee Dancing Blowing out your candle while combing out your hair Letter-writing Flower-picking Weather-watching Whenever you get into a discussion about movies with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at you like this O_O. You can't walk past a barber shop anymore without thinking of Sweeney Todd. You can't think of PIES, FLOUR or ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett. When you're in the supermarket, you deliberately go searching in the frozen food section for meat pies. The little ones, mind. Everytime you walk down to the sea, you start to hum/think of By the Sea. Believe me, it's hard. I live two hundred metres from the ocean lol. You've written your own Sweeney fic. Whenever a problem comes up or you get into a fight with someone, you immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do? You've tried doing your hair Mrs Lovett's style-messy...and worn it outside. You want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters. Well, if it's good enough for Helena, you think! You've cosplayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd. You've not only bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black lace gloves, ribboned boots, black corset, red and white by the sea bustle dress... Give yourself a gold star if you wear the said articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? Or just plain nutty... You catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to? STEROTYPES THAT ARE NOT CORRECT! Bold are what I am! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "Just let it go babe. he's obviously the type of boy who only cares about appearances." 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? my lamp 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Modern Family 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 10:20 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:14 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? my dad flushing the toilet xDD 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? today to take my friend home 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? fanfiction 9. What are you wearing? my jammieess 10. Did you dream last night? an octupus almost killed a little girl, and something about sweeney todd and mrs.lovett like everynight. 11. When did you last laugh? when my dad said something funny 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in old pictures, books, plants, and bricks 13. Seen anything weird lately? a statue's big butt. 14. What do you think of this quiz? it's interesting 15. What is the last film you saw? Christmas Carol in IMAX! 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? masnions for all my friends in the city and G-Dragon (korean singer), and possibly buy my way into a Tim Burton film. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: ok, I wish I was asian. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would try to make every school better and everyone could go 19. Do you like to dance? love love love love love to dance. 20. George Bush: is gone from office and I never cared about him. I was too young. 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Melody, Amelia or Olivia 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Benjamin (ik im a nerd) or Victor 23. Would you ever consider living abroad what does that mean? 24. If you could be the son/daughter of any Greek mythology gods or goddesses, which would you chose? I Dont Know Any If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile If you think Lucy Barker should have been the one thrown into the oven, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate Lucy Barker, copy and paste this into your profile. COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you can't wait for Tim Burton's next movie, Alice in Wonderland, to come out, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile coughsweenettscough If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. If you know the smell of phsyco murderer barbers copy and paste this into your profile you obbsessed freak Pat yourself on the back if... 1) If you don't judge people on looks or size, just on stuff that matters(personality). 2) If you think a musical about a barber seeking revenge on the man who imprisoned him for a crime he didn't commit, gets revenge by killing people, and a baker who loves him baking the remains into cannibalistic meat pies. Or a musical about two normal people getting a flat tire, then finding help and new experiences through some very flamboyant characters, and some Transylvanians. IS BETTER than a musical about a bunch of teens singing about life in high school. (Stuff that happens in real life-but people have no need to sing about it in reality.) 3) If you think animal cruelty and murder for fashion or pieces of furniture is wrong. 4) If you think Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter characters are better together than Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens characters. 5) If you choose peace over war. 6) If you love Johnny Depp (hugs for those that do.) If you're OBSESSED with Johnny Depp. (I love you already!) XD 7) If you support Toddett/Sweenett/Benett/Nellamin over Swucy. Bency'd okaaayyy. Though Bennett is better, just not Swucy. 8) If you only think of Sweeney Todd or Nellie Lovett whenever you hear or see 'meat pie' or 'razor' mentioned. 9) If you think of Tim Burton and his works as not some emo weirdo freak, but as different, fun and entertaining. 10) If you wish Sweeney and Nellie could've had their happy ending. 11) If you think Sweeney Todd songs could beat High School Musical songs. 12) One more, that's all for now. If you are annoyed or angered by the fact that there is gonna be a Rocky Horror Show remake. (I mean-I personally think Tim Curry IS Frank N. Furter!) If you cry or feel sad whenever something bad happens to a Johnny Depp character copy and paste into your pro. If you have JDA or STA (Johnny Depp Addiction/Sweeney Todd Addiction) and you do NOT plan on attending any assisting/annonymous groups to help you OUT of your addiction, please copy and paste. If you get really excited or laugh insanely whenever someone says 'love it' so it sounds like 'Lovett' copy and pastey. (me and my friends go "HAHA! That's punny!!" and the person doesn't get it) If when you go to Florida, Hawaii, or anywhere else with an ocean you start singing By the Sea out loud copy and paste. If when you walk by a barber shop you think of Sweeney. If when you " " " " " " see a person being shaved, you run in and scream "Nooooooo,!" Then you turn to the barber and say "You're not Sweeney!" Or when you " " " " " " pop your head in and start singing 'The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd' out loud. Copy and paste. If you see 'Meat Pie' is one of the choices on the menu of a restaurant and you ask what kind of meat is in it, copy and paste. They said no, but I think they were just hiding the truth. If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wanted to tell Mrs. Lovett not to lie to Sweeners because her nose would grow, copy and paste. If you have ever seen that episode of Spongebob where Spongebob obsesses over the sea cuccumber, Kevin? And instead of them, you imagine it's you obsessing over Johnny Depp... copy and paste! Yes, I would jump off of a building if he told me to, but he's too nice to do that. XD If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile. If you thing Sweeney REALLY needs to put a banana in his ear, copy and pate quick! (he really reminds me of Charlie The Unicorn...and his 'friends' are Mrs.Lovett and Toby xDD) If you have the urge to or do kiss every picture of Johnny Depp or his sexy/adorable characters that you see, copy and paste. If you think Sweeney Todd should be a video game copy & paste. (where you can be sweeney or mrs.lovett...but you choose the ending!! mwahahah!) If whenever you watch Sweeney, Jack, some other sexy Johnny character, or Johnny himself on TV or a movie you clutch your heart, take short quick breaths, and faint or fake a heart attack please copy and paste. If you want to kill Anthony for getting in the way of Sweenett time... you know the drill ;) I was all like yes they're going to be TOGETHERRR! and then he came in and I got very very angry...you don't want to see me very very angry. If you think that Mrs. Lovett really gave Sweeney lemonade, not ale, during 'The Worst Pies In London', which made him gag. (Remember Edward and his response to lemonade. They're similar responses.) Copy n' paste. If you think it would be quite interesting if Tim B. got his hands on Rocky Horror (even though a remake of RHPS wouldn't be as good as the original,) and you honestly think Helena would make a good Magenta or Johnny a good Riff-Raff, copy and paste. If not, include which characters they'd be better as. And now for something completely unrelated... If you think computer pop-ups are annoying and stupid wastes of time (unless they're about something you'd care to look at) copy and paste. If you plan on naming your boy child after a Johnny character or your girl child after a Helena one, copy and paste. (Benjamin or Bella but not Bellatrix xD) I wouldn't be the type to use names from the same movie. Like a boy named Jack or Will and a girl named Elizabeth, you know? If you have a problem with my insanity, mind your own flippin' business! Picks up massive blunt object and runs around with it, chasing those that dislike my insanity while screaming AYE-YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY at the top of my lungs! If somewhere in your heart, you wish the Arsenic had killed Lucy so that Toddett could have happened, please copy and paste. I know it's harsh, but I've had that feeling, I just think Nellie/Sweeney deserve a chance. Sorry, I just really can't stand her. LOL, call it the Lovett within me. I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think being called unique or weird is better than being called ordinary or normal, copy and paste. (Normals another word for boring) If you're against drugs & alcohol, and if you're for NO sex before marriage copy and paste. If you whoop, cheer, awww, and/or ooooo anytime things heat up in Sweenett or Sparrowbeth world, copy and pate this to your pro. If you think Sweeney should be Mrs. Lovett's squishy, copy and pastey. If you would do anything to meet Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton copy this onto your profile. If you wish Jack had been able to kill the kraken from the sea instead of being eaten by it, copy and paste. "Good morning starshine, the earth says, hello."-Willy Wonka "'That's a wise choice cause, I knew this girl she had this like crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she, she just like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!"'- Juno MacGuff "BWAMO! Another Successful interaction with a man!"- Liz Lemon Some very WEIRD Quotes From My Life My Friend, Ju: "I just had a revalation!" Me: "I don't remember a time when I didn't think Johnny Depp was a charmer." My History teacher, reading from our book: "Hahah...I'm not sure I wanna say this out loud..." mum: "ur like an IN-DI-AN SUM-mer!" me: "OMG! This guy is like the perfect Benjamin Barker...if Benjamin was blonde...and asian..." My friend Carson while watching Titanic: -voice of Arnie on Gilbert Grape- "I could've drownded!" Ju: "I WILL TIE YOU TO THE CEILING FAN!!!" |
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