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I have no idea what to do.

umm I have been reading fanfiction stories for a long time and I think I might want to write some of my own.

My name's Xavierrr -Xavy-

I am female.

I wish I was Korean or Had big eyes or blue eyes. my friends do lol

and I LOVE Sweeney Todd!!

and CATS.

AND HARRY POTTAAAAAAAAA

Mrs.Lovett is my conscience xDD

I have a very vintage style.

I like very different music. Korean pop, Paramore, Matt and Kim, The Killers, Florence and The Machine

Musicals are my LIFE!

Tim Burton is a genius, and I have this nightmare before christmas braclet and in my school people think it's weird (cuz apparently I'm the devil LOL), but I don't care!

anddd time to copy and paste stuff!!


If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile

If you can't sing for your life, Copy and paste this into your profile

If you read books that no one even know about, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, Nellie Lovett 'Barker',kittymow321

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!) copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123,bella cullen 17, Number-1-Twilighters, Nellie Lovett 'Barker', kittymow321

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real),bella cullen (all of the cullen guys from twilight.), Number-1-Twilighters (Edward Cullen and Jacob Black). Nellie Lovett 'Barker' (Edward Cullen, Jacob black, and Emmett Cullen, but not because of the actors. their personalities are just so awesome.) kittymow321 (Edward Cullen, Sweeney Todd -hehe-Jasper Whitlock)

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

Quotes... that i happen to have taken from some one elses profile...

"Oh, I'm a degenerate am I? Well you sir are a fastishio, see I can make up words too." -Peter Griffin

"Derek: Oh, I thought you came over to tell me what a bad ugooglizer I was.
Matilda: A what?
Derek: A ugooglizer - one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a ugoogly is?" - Zoolander (Note: It's supposed to be 'eulogy'.)

Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!"~Jack Sparrow

"And we shall have a magnificent garden party, and you're not invited. Hehe..."~Jack Sparrow

"Shoot him! Cut out his tongue! Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scragly beard..."~Pirates of Shipwreck Cove and Jack Sparrow

"A wedding?! I love weddings! Drinks all around!"~Jack Sparrow

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 73/100 apply to me.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on ummm...nearly...
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property (Movie theater)
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard nearly put milk in the cupboard, and things out of the pantry into the fridge...lol
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house not quite
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up almost...
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny hmmm...

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong yeah...68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. - they do?
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird...who does that??
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

-gee I'm smart. major sarcasm!

Favorite Color: light turquoise, black, white, and red

Favorite Food: I like Subway lol. umm and chocolate

Favorite Song: Florence and The Machine- Cosmic Love

Favorite TV Show: 30 Rock

Favorite Article of Clothing: skirts

Favorite Place to Sleep: My room or our game room on the old comfy couch

Favorite Place: Home. and the city, I love Chicago, London, New York, I have lived in the country for half but love the city

Favorite Person: My best friend Sunny

Favorite Kisser: ...

Favorite Movie: Sweeney Todd or Cats

Favorite Book: Emily The Strange, she's strange. like me.

Favorite Actor/Actress:Johnny Depp/ Helena Bonham Carter

Favorite Season: fall or winter

Favorite Anime: Peach Girl, but really I like tons of anime.

Favorite Video Game: Idk Wiifit? lol that's all I really play

You know you're Sweeney Todd Obssessed When:

Not only do you own the DVD and the soundtrack - you know the lyrics off by heart.

You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.

You suddenly start singing "A Little Priest" while chopping the vegetables for dinner.

You think they should play "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd" at your cousin's wedding, instead of "Here Comes the Bride"(they played 'I Wanna Grow Old With You' off of The Wedding Singer, good choice.)

You choke up whenever you read/hear/are introduced to someone named either: Sweeney/Benjamin/Lucy/Nellie/Lovett/Barker/Turpin/Toby/Todd

You like to do the following past-times:

Sipping coffee

Dancing

Blowing out your candle while combing out your hair

Letter-writing

Flower-picking

Weather-watching

Whenever you get into a discussion about movies with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at you like this O_O.

You can't walk past a barber shop anymore without thinking of Sweeney Todd.

You can't think of PIES, FLOUR or ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett.

When you're in the supermarket, you deliberately go searching in the frozen food section for meat pies. The little ones, mind.

Everytime you walk down to the sea, you start to hum/think of By the Sea. Believe me, it's hard. I live two hundred metres from the ocean lol.

You've written your own Sweeney fic.

Whenever a problem comes up or you get into a fight with someone, you immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do?

You've tried doing your hair Mrs Lovett's style-messy...and worn it outside.

You want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters. Well, if it's good enough for Helena, you think!

You've cosplayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd.

You've not only bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black lace gloves, ribboned boots, black corset,

red and white by the sea bustle dress...

Give yourself a gold star if you wear the said articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? Or just plain nutty...

You catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to?

STEROTYPES THAT ARE NOT CORRECT! Bold are what I am!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a lunatic.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST HATE everyone who doesn't SHARE MY BELIEFS.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a white trash redneck.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS/GUYS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I m

g BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm SOUTHERN, so my FAVORITE CATCHPHRASE is "GIT-R-DONE"
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (NAIVE REMINDS ME OF SWEENEY TODD LOL YAY)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I Think I Might Be Atchually)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
Iam a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I Sorta Agree With The Obsessed And Crazy!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (If Some Doesnt Bold This...Be Worried)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Just let it go babe. he's obviously the type of boy who only cares about appearances."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

my lamp

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Modern Family

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:20

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:14

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

my dad flushing the toilet xDD

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

today to take my friend home

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

fanfiction

9. What are you wearing?

my jammieess

10. Did you dream last night?

an octupus almost killed a little girl, and something about sweeney todd and mrs.lovett like everynight.

11. When did you last laugh?

when my dad said something funny

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in

old pictures, books, plants, and bricks

13. Seen anything weird lately?

a statue's big butt.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

it's interesting

15. What is the last film you saw?

Christmas Carol in IMAX!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

masnions for all my friends in the city and G-Dragon (korean singer), and possibly buy my way into a Tim Burton film.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

ok, I wish I was asian.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would try to make every school better and everyone could go

19. Do you like to dance?

love love love love love to dance.

20. George Bush:

is gone from office and I never cared about him. I was too young.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Melody, Amelia or Olivia

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Benjamin (ik im a nerd) or Victor

23. Would you ever consider living abroad

what does that mean?

24. If you could be the son/daughter of any Greek mythology gods or goddesses, which would you chose?

I Dont Know Any

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile

I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile

If you think Lucy Barker should have been the one thrown into the oven, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Lucy Barker, copy and paste this into your profile.

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you can't wait for Tim Burton's next movie, Alice in Wonderland, to come out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

coughsweenettscough

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you know the smell of phsyco murderer barbers copy and paste this into your profile you obbsessed freak

Pat yourself on the back if... 1) If you don't judge people on looks or size, just on stuff that matters(personality).

2) If you think a musical about a barber seeking revenge on the man who imprisoned him for a crime he didn't commit, gets revenge by killing people, and a baker who loves him baking the remains into cannibalistic meat pies. Or a musical about two normal people getting a flat tire, then finding help and new experiences through some very flamboyant characters, and some Transylvanians. IS BETTER than a musical about a bunch of teens singing about life in high school. (Stuff that happens in real life-but people have no need to sing about it in reality.)

3) If you think animal cruelty and murder for fashion or pieces of furniture is wrong.

4) If you think Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter characters are better together than Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens characters.

5) If you choose peace over war.

6) If you love Johnny Depp (hugs for those that do.) If you're OBSESSED with Johnny Depp. (I love you already!) XD

7) If you support Toddett/Sweenett/Benett/Nellamin over Swucy. Bency'd okaaayyy. Though Bennett is better, just not Swucy.

8) If you only think of Sweeney Todd or Nellie Lovett whenever you hear or see 'meat pie' or 'razor' mentioned.

9) If you think of Tim Burton and his works as not some emo weirdo freak, but as different, fun and entertaining.

10) If you wish Sweeney and Nellie could've had their happy ending.

11) If you think Sweeney Todd songs could beat High School Musical songs.

12) One more, that's all for now. If you are annoyed or angered by the fact that there is gonna be a Rocky Horror Show remake. (I mean-I personally think Tim Curry IS Frank N. Furter!)

If you cry or feel sad whenever something bad happens to a Johnny Depp character copy and paste into your pro.

If you have JDA or STA (Johnny Depp Addiction/Sweeney Todd Addiction) and you do NOT plan on attending any assisting/annonymous groups to help you OUT of your addiction, please copy and paste.

If you get really excited or laugh insanely whenever someone says 'love it' so it sounds like 'Lovett' copy and pastey. (me and my friends go "HAHA! That's punny!!" and the person doesn't get it)

If when you go to Florida, Hawaii, or anywhere else with an ocean you start singing By the Sea out loud copy and paste.

If when you walk by a barber shop you think of Sweeney. If when you " " " " " " see a person being shaved, you run in and scream "Nooooooo,!" Then you turn to the barber and say "You're not Sweeney!" Or when you " " " " " " pop your head in and start singing 'The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd' out loud. Copy and paste.

If you see 'Meat Pie' is one of the choices on the menu of a restaurant and you ask what kind of meat is in it, copy and paste. They said no, but I think they were just hiding the truth.

If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wanted to tell Mrs. Lovett not to lie to Sweeners because her nose would grow, copy and paste.

If you have ever seen that episode of Spongebob where Spongebob obsesses over the sea cuccumber, Kevin? And instead of them, you imagine it's you obsessing over Johnny Depp... copy and paste! Yes, I would jump off of a building if he told me to, but he's too nice to do that. XD

If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you thing Sweeney REALLY needs to put a banana in his ear, copy and pate quick! (he really reminds me of Charlie The Unicorn...and his 'friends' are Mrs.Lovett and Toby xDD)

If you have the urge to or do kiss every picture of Johnny Depp or his sexy/adorable characters that you see, copy and paste.

If you think Sweeney Todd should be a video game copy & paste. (where you can be sweeney or mrs.lovett...but you choose the ending!! mwahahah!)

If whenever you watch Sweeney, Jack, some other sexy Johnny character, or Johnny himself on TV or a movie you clutch your heart, take short quick breaths, and faint or fake a heart attack please copy and paste.

If you want to kill Anthony for getting in the way of Sweenett time... you know the drill ;) I was all like yes they're going to be TOGETHERRR! and then he came in and I got very very angry...you don't want to see me very very angry.

If you think that Mrs. Lovett really gave Sweeney lemonade, not ale, during 'The Worst Pies In London', which made him gag. (Remember Edward and his response to lemonade. They're similar responses.) Copy n' paste.

If you think it would be quite interesting if Tim B. got his hands on Rocky Horror (even though a remake of RHPS wouldn't be as good as the original,) and you honestly think Helena would make a good Magenta or Johnny a good Riff-Raff, copy and paste. If not, include which characters they'd be better as.

And now for something completely unrelated... If you think computer pop-ups are annoying and stupid wastes of time (unless they're about something you'd care to look at) copy and paste.

If you plan on naming your boy child after a Johnny character or your girl child after a Helena one, copy and paste. (Benjamin or Bella but not Bellatrix xD) I wouldn't be the type to use names from the same movie. Like a boy named Jack or Will and a girl named Elizabeth, you know?

If you have a problem with my insanity, mind your own flippin' business! Picks up massive blunt object and runs around with it, chasing those that dislike my insanity while screaming AYE-YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY at the top of my lungs!

If somewhere in your heart, you wish the Arsenic had killed Lucy so that Toddett could have happened, please copy and paste. I know it's harsh, but I've had that feeling, I just think Nellie/Sweeney deserve a chance. Sorry, I just really can't stand her. LOL, call it the Lovett within me.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think being called unique or weird is better than being called ordinary or normal, copy and paste. (Normals another word for boring)

If you're against drugs & alcohol, and if you're for NO sex before marriage copy and paste.

If you whoop, cheer, awww, and/or ooooo anytime things heat up in Sweenett or Sparrowbeth world, copy and pate this to your pro.

If you think Sweeney should be Mrs. Lovett's squishy, copy and pastey.

If you would do anything to meet Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton copy this onto your profile.

If you wish Jack had been able to kill the kraken from the sea instead of being eaten by it, copy and paste.

"Good morning starshine, the earth says, hello."-Willy Wonka

"'That's a wise choice cause, I knew this girl she had this like crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she, she just like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "Blah I am a Kracken from the sea!"'- Juno MacGuff

"BWAMO! Another Successful interaction with a man!"- Liz Lemon

Some very WEIRD Quotes From My Life

My Friend, Ju: "I just had a revalation!"
Me:" You mean an Epiphany...hehe"
Ju: "SAME DIFFERENCE."

Me: "I don't remember a time when I didn't think Johnny Depp was a charmer."
Ju: "A charmer?"
Me: "Charmy McCharmston...-sigh-"

My History teacher, reading from our book: "Hahah...I'm not sure I wanna say this out loud..."
weird kid: "What?"
Teacher: "An -laugh- Overconfident Hooker once boasted about his several men -dies laughing-" (and my whole class died laughing too, Hooker was a general in the Civil war btw)

mum: "ur like an IN-DI-AN SUM-mer!"
me: " why are u singing it like that?"
mum: "That's how Katy Perry sings it!!"

me: "OMG! This guy is like the perfect Benjamin Barker...if Benjamin was blonde...and asian..."

My friend Carson while watching Titanic: -voice of Arnie on Gilbert Grape- "I could've drownded!"

Ju: "I WILL TIE YOU TO THE CEILING FAN!!!"

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The Taming of Mr T by unamuerte reviews
What if Sweeney hadn't pushed Mrs Lovett in the oven? Could he and Mrs Lovett have the seaside life she'd always dreamed of? Or will the ghost of Lucy always get in the way? Finally Completed!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,628 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Year Things Went Awry by SweeneyToddRocksMySocks reviews
This Christmas, Mrs. Lovett tries to make the season as bright as possible, for Toby and Mr. Todd. But unfortunately for them, nothing goes according to plan, or tradition. Can they still have a fantastic Christmas? Sweenet.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009
Happy Halloween by mutinykitty reviews
Etcetera and the kittens find out about Halloween. Uh-oh! One-shot, my attempt at cuteness and humor.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Etcetera - Complete
Don't Forget by GuitarGURL16 reviews
Chad and Sonny have been married for a year but now there marriage is spirling downward. At the peak of divorce, Sonny and Chad are challenged to reconnect and find the reason they fell in love at a beach house in Ireland. Can they save their marriage?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Fangirlness ReWritten by x-the-three-crazed-teenagers-x reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean style. Three teenagers discover there is something deeper to their obsessions when they’re sucked into a DVD, and on an exhilarating journey full of laughter, we all learn something. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 54,242 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
To Dampen Your Tears, My Love by LadyEz reviews
Sweeney's got the flu, and his reaction to doctors and their shiny metal instruments leads to an outburst of 'pity' from Mrs. Lovett. Mindless fluff and adorableness. My first fic- R&R would be great!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete