Hi this is savagewolfdemon22 and i hope you like my stories! I am trying to learn how to post stories up so I'll try to upload a story as soon as i find out how.. :(

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-No one believes in the probability of a GaaSaku in the show. If you believe it, then copy this in your profile.

-If you think Sasuke's a manwhore who ditched his village for his own selfish purpose and he deserves to burn for all the screwups he's made, copy this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window., Bloodied Sand, Rockeh, Sakura LOVE Shadow, Habit, Savagewolfdemon22

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Is it just me or is gaara a really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. Habit, Savagewolfdemon22

-sasuke just needs to die already!! he can just go burn in hell for all i care and why is he down there??BECAUSE I PUSHED HIM DOWN THERE!! MAWAHAHAHAHA!!

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If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the hell of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

-If you ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people look at you with a weird face. Copy this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

-if you think Gaara is Hot, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, Wolfofdoom, guard of the twilight, Ratchet1to4-Thom-TJayD (I am Australian, Idiot), Alex James Rook, savagewolfdemon22

While Jacob would be admiring your soft blush,
Edward would be resisting the urge to suck your blood

While Jacob would be able to warm you up on a cold winter day,
Edward would freeze you to death

While Jacob faces problems head-on,
Edward runs away, and then when things get worse, tries to kill himself

While Jacob is thinking about you even when he's sleeping,
Edward is watching you sleep

While Jacob supports any decision you make,
Edward tries to control every aspect of your life

While Jacob is sweet and cheerful,
Edward is arrogant and dramatic

While Jacob will do anything for the love of his life,
Edward will let her slip away

Really Stephenie? Edward over Jacob?

Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a PROUD supporter of JACOB BLACK!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!)SharinganwarriorTribute(KAKASHI HATAKE!see username...)sasukerules.org(who the heck do you think it is?...of course it would be Sasuke!!) Sasuke's Baby Girl93 (same thing as sasukerules.org! can't you tell by the name?)2b1b(gaara he rocks with his sand coffin) Alex James Rook (Alex James Rook and pretty much anything else I create),savagewolfdemon22 (Jacob Black from the Twilight series ... the guy who plays him doesn't do him justice!)

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother tought me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RILIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. " If you don't straighten up, I'm going to kock you into the middle of next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, thats why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. " If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you have an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the sceince of OSMOSIS. " Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck."

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. " You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. " This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. " If I told you once, I told you a million times. Don't exaggerate."

13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE. " I brought you into this world and I can take you out."

14.My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. " Stop acting like your father."

15. My mother taught me ENVY. " There are a millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. " Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEVING. "You are going to get it when you get home."

18. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE. " If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when your cold."

20. My mother taught me about HUMOR. 'When the lawn mower cuts of your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. " If you don't eat yuor vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. " You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about me ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24 My mother taught me about WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. " One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

if you are against animal cruelty (hourse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

if you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others, copy this into your profile!

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I started to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

-A good friend would bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".

-A good friend will care for you when you are hurt, a true friend will be sitting next to you laughing their ass off at you.

-Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

-My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

-I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

-Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

-In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

-A cat is always there when you call her, unless she has something better to do.

Cats are poetry in motion. Dogs are gibberish in neutral.-

-Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They just don't care enough to do anything about it-

-Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.-

-Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.-

-As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind

-A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it

-Garfield's Law: Cats instinctively know the precise moment their owners will awaken, then they awaken them ten minutes sooner. - Jim Davis

In ancient times, cats were worshipped as Gods; they have not forgotten this

-I have noticed that what cats appreciate most in human beings is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but their entertainment value.-

-If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you. If a cat does the same, it's because your lap is warmer

-There are no ordinary cats-

-The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron.-

-Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.-

-You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners

-Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes. He may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling.-

The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal

-The more people I meet, the more I like my cat

-The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it

-Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.-

A Cat's hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other

-A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.-

-If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.

-Goldfish have a memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes I have to wonder if I'm a goldfish.

-Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

-A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

-A simple friend doesn't know your parents first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

- A simple friend, when visting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

Random:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name of myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.