Sherlock Holmes, criminal genius and greatest business rival to Jim Moriarty, is in need of a doctor with loose morals and a quick trigger finger. Lucky, then, that he has a debtor whose brother is a retired army doctor, recently returned from Afghanistan. AU; John/Sherlock; OCs

A collection of Phan oneshots that are under 500 words.

Sherlock and John fight it out over Sherlock's old nicotine addiction, but end up discovering something new about the two of them.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

The Ice Queen is always predatoring on dudes. When Fionna falls ill and the snowy sorceress takes the opportunity to swoop on Prince Gumball, Fionna asks Marshall Lee to rescue the prince in her stead. BxB Yaoi rated M for later chapters and BAD PUNS!

"Why do I even put up with you?" A very loaded question from John makes Sherlock's hackles rise and they confront each other about John's reluctance to separate his emotional irritations from his love of Sherlock. They also address John's tendency to use blogging as a maladaptive strategy. Oneshot. Established relationship. Post Reichenbach.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.