My name is Aki chan. No, its not my real name, but close enough cuz its my nickname. I LOVE yaoi and it is my anti-drug. Manga, fanfiction, or just books, I love them all. I have my own hoard of them in my top drawer. Psssh, dont tell my mom!! So my lifes pretty difficult, but I still love it. Schools boiring sice I have already studied everything we are doing, but ah, who cares as long as I can draw, nee? So PM me if you would like a specific fanfiction cuz I do take requests and I read a lot and watch a lot of anime so if you have a suggestion about a possible book or anime/manga, then chances are I would have watched/read i already and can help you. My sisters think I'm a freak, yet watch my anime and bug me to put it on when I'm in the middle of writing my story so they're just hypocrites. My favorite animal is a cat, and I already have a few ideas of what I can do with a cat-person fetish hehe My favorite couplings are RoyxEd, EdxEnvy, HarryxDrao, NarutoxSasuke, CielxSebastian, YoitexMiharu, DaisukexDark, DaisukexSatoshi, KradxDark, and GaaraxNaruto. I have a bunch others, but oddly, theyre floating away in soap bubble shaped wisps, off to the darker recess of my mind (Believe me, you do NOT wanna go there).

YOU THERE WHO IS READING MY PROFILE!! YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS!! ITS SO SAD T-T

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

How you know you are in the 21 century

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM. I think the best stories have it, but wouldn't do t personally.

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts. Well in this one fanfic, Luna had a strap-on, and Harry was... well, u know XDDD.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in or take pictures.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits. (Don't have any kids cuz im 15, but yea, I can so imagine this in the future.)

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

if u wanna request a pairing or just talk, pm me. I suck at angst, as my first story has made it apparent so i like funny... like laugh-ur-socks-off-even-if-ur-not-wearing-any funny. LOL i know about all the pairings as i pride myself of having watched nearly all the anime world has to offer. So give it a try!