Names: Sarahand Helen (occasional help from Charlie)

We've changed our pen name from x-team-jacob-x to MuffinMartians because of Breaking Dawn and because muffins are great.

Sarah's Bio.

Age: 15

Eye Colour: Blue/Gray

Hair Colour: Brown

Fave Colour: GREEN!!

Fave Comedians: Frankie Boyle, Stephan Fry, Alan Davis, Bill Bailey, Russell Brand, David O'Doherty, Russell Howard, Michael Mcintyre, Marcus Brigstocke, and more

Fave Books: Harry Potter books, Cherub books, Alex Rider Series, The Chronicals of Narnia, Higher Institute of Villainous Education (H.I.V.E)

Fave Song at the moment: Time for me to fly - Jonas Brothers

Fave website: www.fanpop.com

Fave Pairings: HP:Luna/Neville, Draco/Luna, Harry/Hermione, Ginny/Blaise, Draco/oc, Sirius/Remus, Ron/oc, Narnia:Edmund/oc, Peter/Caspian, Cherub:James/Dana, Kyle/James, Camp Rock: Jason/Ella, Nate/Caitlyn, Shane/Tess

Writer of: 520 things i am not allowed to do at Hogwarts, Harrys so far in the closet...,

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with The Jonas Brothers, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, All The Pretty Horses, VampiresWizardsCliquesohmy, MuffinMartians

Helen's Bio.

Age:15

Eye colour: Blue

Hair colour: Blonde

Writer of: Breaking Dawn The Untold Story of Jacob Black

Favourite Bands: Stiff Dylans, Jonas Brothers

Favourite Song at the Moment: Ultraviolet- Stiff Dylans

Favourite Website: www.fanpop.com

Favourite Books: Alex Rider series, CHERUB series

Hobbies: Archery

Favourite TV Shows: Young Dracula, Heroes (Vicki would kill me if I didn't say that)

If you don't care about your Jonas Brothers obsession, copy and paste this into your profile

If your best friend is madly in love with Kevin Jonas, copy and paste this into your profile

If your madly in love with Nick Jonas, copy and paste this into your profile

If you really wish you hadn't just admitted your love for Nick Jonas, copy and paste this into your profile

Hello Beautiful, it's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while i explain what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and i'd always say Nick J is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now i'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but i've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It, I wish i could trade places with Mandy for just 6 minutes because i know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I don't wanna be Just Friends. I know i may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know were talking about the Kids Of The Future and it's seems like it just may be Eternity before, "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take it One Day At A Time. Now it's Time For Me To Fly so Goodnight and Goodbye. Put this on your page if you LOVE the Jonas Brothers.

Omg, I so have to write a whatever Eleri has written. So...right. Writing for me. I would write lots, and I have written a few oneshots but the programmes on my computer won't upload or whatever with this site so I can't do that. I could send stuff to other people but that would be annoying of me for other peoples. Eleri, if you read this SCHOOL IS IN TWO DAYZZZ!! Okay, bye! -- Vikitoriaah

I have to write something too i think, so me and Vicky have wrote a one-shot xover which i am typing up nd it will be posted a.s.a.p but were back at school so it may take a while -- Sarah

I've finished Rose. - Eleri 07/10/08 (10/07/08)

Okaaay, I think our profile page needs cleaning. This bottom bit is a total mess - Eleri 30/10/08 (10/30/08)

I deleted some of my comments, I realised they were beginning to look ridiculous - Helen 03/11/08 (11/03/08)

Our profile is a bit big, if you've made it this far well done. Next is two poems about child abuse.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Beaten:My name is Tiffany.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE