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Joined 06-06-09, id: 1960349, Profile Updated: 01-10-12
Author has written 2 stories for Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, and Naruto.

Hello people of the internet!~

Yeah.

I don't really know what to write. . .

BUT ANYWAYS!

hi!~

On another, slightly less rambly, note: I intend to eventually post stories and such and what not!~

In any case, I'm kinda new here (obviously.) so I might end up doing/saying something stupid at times (or all the time. . .)~

And yeah. . .

Well then. That was boring. Why did you even bother reader it?~

-The End-

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Blood Like Chocolate by Deklava reviews
After vampires murder Sarah in front of him, ex-army doctor John Watson no longer has a life: he has a mission. He comes to London to destroy the vampire population, never expecting to fall in love with one.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,021 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Hazards of Amity by firefly reviews
Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
An Affinity for Bees by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
"The Man No One Liked" universe. The year is 1950, Sherlock and John have retired to Surrey where Sherlock keeps bees, but all stories end, and all hearts are broken. (Warning: Major character death)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Wings of Crows and Angels by Akatsuki210 reviews
Even now, her wings enfold him. One shot, ItaKonan, written for Naruto Fic Festival 2013.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Rain Falling on Flowers by Akatsuki210 reviews
A god and his angel, S rank criminals, broken war orphans. Pain and Konan are many things to many people, but to each other they will always be special. A collection of PainKonan drabbles, possible manga spoilers in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Charlotte Francine Xavier by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Genderswap, mature themes. Written for a kinkmeme prompt, looking at the events of the movie if Charles had been a woman. This story will also have the psychic-bond trope, as well as being a shameless fix-it fic. Erik/always-a-girl-Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,676 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Dearly Devoted by Angelas reviews
Itachi is the new art teacher, and Naruto wants nothing more but to impress him. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,734 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.]
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Touch Screen by LulaMadison reviews
A fill for this prompt on Norsekink: "Many touch screens rely on the user's having warm hands. Obviously as a frost giant this is a little difficult for Loki. Dun care how or why, I just want Loki throwing a tantrum because he can't use a phone or a self serve scanner at a supermarket or buy a ticket for a train or something."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
We Bleed into the Grey by Quinn Anderson reviews
It was stupid, really. What was the point of having an ability if it wasn't even a useful one? Sherlock would just as soon be rid of his. Until he meets John Watson, that is. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Paper and Stone by Akatsuki210 reviews
Konan is not the only angel in Amegakure. One shot, crossover with Doctor Who, spoilers for both series, implied KakaRin.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Weeping Angels, Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Mist and Midnight Skies by Angelas reviews
Itachi knows his end is near. A final night with Kisame, a night to say goodbye. KisaIta Two-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
A heart full of mess and love by smaragdbird reviews
When he was younger Loki would come to Heimdall but as he grew older Loki stayed away but Heimdall never stopped watching him. Loki/Heimdall slash
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Heimdall, Loki - Complete
The Man No One Liked by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
NOW COMPLETE AU Casefic: November, 1913, Doctor Watson is invited to the country house of his distant relation, Lord Lestrade. He and the footman, Holmes, who has been assigned as his valet for the weekend, are instantly attracted to one another, but be
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,821 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Razor by Lunar-Sickness reviews
A short AU one-shot of Adventure Time, Finnceline. The two of them meet underground, in their bunker, in a most unusual way. It's short and sweet...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Finn, Marceline A. - Complete
The Adventure of the Flatmate's Fetish by Quinn Anderson reviews
In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,635 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dust in Your Lungs by MissLouisa reviews
Sherlock's got a box in his mind palace, where he puts all of the things he'd rather not know. Things about John - well, they tend to overflow.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Wee Doctor by thursdayplaid reviews
ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,401 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
DNA and Silver Spoons by noiselesspatientspider reviews
Post-Reichenbach one-shot; John deals- or rather doesn't- with Sherlock's absence.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Required Patience by toggledog reviews
Following the events of The Avengers, Loki is placed into Thor's care. *COMPLETE*
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,203 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Thor
Patron Saint of Difficult Marriages by MissLouisa reviews
Johnlock AU. Sherlock is the best wedding planner in London. John is getting married. Rated T for language ONLY.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Symbol of Revenge by bellacatbee reviews
Laufey is still left and Loki cannot really have his revenge until his father is dead. Thor/Loki. The final part of The Symbols Series
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
A Box Full of Johnlock by Quinn Anderson reviews
The five times Sherlock was in a box, and the one time John crawled in after him. Some of the boxes may surprise you. Johnlock, fluff, smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Please just stay by geekery-pokery reviews
Sherlock notices a change in John after the two of them survive a shooting and tries to figure out what's wrong.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,853 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Symbol of Love by bellacatbee reviews
Loki is Thor's Thrall, humiliated and mistreated by everyone but Thor. Loki knows that should he ever conceive their child would be considered a danger by Thor's father but Thor seems blind to how precarious Loki's situation is within Asgard. Thor/Loki. A sequel to 'A Symbol of Peace'.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Cost of Living by thursdayplaid reviews
John Watson's family has always been a little different. He never thought about it until Sherlock died. Now John is running through dreams collecting hearts.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,389 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Containing the Threat by Deklava reviews
After John is severely injured due to Sherlock's impulsiveness, Sherlock locks himself away in a psych ward to protect them both. One-shot inspired by a prompt on the BBC Sherlock kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Biological Imperative by LulaMadison reviews
A Norsekink fill: When Odin took Loki from the temple he didn't realise he was taking the Jotun queen, the one who is supposed to breed the next generation of Jotun warriors by laying hundreds of eggs at a time. When Loki comes of age he decides Stark Tower is an ideal place for a nest, and the Avengers would make perfect drones. Slash & more.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
No Matter Where I Turn it All Sounds the Same by Cry4theDevil reviews
Loki is a deaf teacher, he has no kids and lives alone. Thor is anything but alone, he's the life of the party and a popular fitness trainer, he's constantly surrounded by women. Full summary inside . Thor/Loki AU
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Thor, Loki
The Trade by lies-d reviews
When young Thor acquires a priceless book of magic, Loki wants it badly enough to offer his body in exchange for it... and Thor wants Loki badly enough to accept.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Lullaby II by SkiesOverGideon reviews
When Thor returns Loki to Asgard to face his punishment, he is utterly exhausted.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Loki, Frigga - Complete
A Symbol of Peace by bellacatbee reviews
Loki is the symbol of peace. He will be ravished by Thor in place of his kingdom. Only Loki does not want to be a symbol. An Alternate Universe where Loki is given to Thor to keep the peace between their homelands.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 220 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Electric Feel by Cry4theDevil reviews
Thor is "restless", he visits Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Flowers for Feelings by Cry4theDevil reviews
SPOILERS, sort of! Hulk says sorry to Loki.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Red Dress by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura has a massive crush on Kakashi but doesn't have the courage to tell him. Even a sexy dress and flirting doesn't seem to help. When she's alone and lonely, thoughts of him are all she has to keep warm. Written for the Big Bang challenge. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Possession by tailor31415 reviews
A brother is like another half of your soul. To Thor, that meant Loki was to be his everything, and he was to be everything to Loki.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Waking up with you? - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
The Akatsuki drinks a toast to the capture of the one tail and wake up the next morning in a predicament that no one can remember. All Akatsuki one shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Twas the night before Christmas Akatsuki style by mysticaldragon11 reviews
A Christmas story tweaked to honor the Akatsuki. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Give Me Hope - Kisaita by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi is set up on a blind date by Deidara and is bound and determined not to fall for the guy. Kisaita fluff One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
If One Has Not Dined Well by Akimbo And Askew reviews
Or, "Five Times John Forced Sherlock to Eat." Easily read as friendship only or early Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Ever Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
This is the last honest look I'll ever give by smaragdbird reviews
One by one his children were taken away. background Thor/Loki
Thor - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Beautiful Dirt by Angelas reviews
Brother watches brother. Always watching. Always wanting. But what if watching just isn't enough anymore? ItaSasu ThreeShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.]
Lovely by TattooKitty reviews
Deidara would do anything to be lovely. Saso/Dei. Eating Disorder, dark themes, and possible Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,567 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
He Loved Once by Angelas reviews
A giddy 10-year-old Jiraiya comes across a very lonely 8-year-old Orochimaru at the local park's swings. JiraOro explicit SHOTA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/20/2012 - [Jiraiya, Orochimaru] - Complete
Of Sex and Concepts by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Sherlock likes the idea of it more than he likes the act of it. .:. Johnlock drabble plus oneshot. appreciative-bottom!Sherlock. my sexual Johnlock headcanon.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not to Be Trusted by VergofTowels reviews
A collection of short fics that I've written for Thor. Mainly Thor/Loki, mainly angst-driven. Read at your own risk.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Loki, Thor
The Art of Obsession by Angelas reviews
Itachi had always hidden away his sick addiction towards his little brother. But now, it seems impossible to hide any longer. ItaSasu EXPLICT SHOTA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,064 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
One Life to Give by Deklava reviews
Sherlock is dying of heart disease. Mycroft saves him. WARNING: Major character death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
Valentine's Day by blackpearl23456 reviews
This originally started as a short fic for my friend, but quickly progressed into a crackier, longer fic. Please feel free to leave me some comments : Features: Sherlock/John. Hope you all enjoy :
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Come to Me by Deklava reviews
One-shot. Mycroft fulfills Sherlock's every need. EVERY one. Rated M for Holmescest, PWP, and dubious moral value.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Night to Day by bellacatbee reviews
Thor pays Loki a nightly visit. Set pre-movie.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
Point Blank by PrettyArbitrary reviews
John still knows where he is, in a dimly-lit lab out of a Michael Crichton novel, but damned if that rattling noise doesn't remind him of gunfire in a hot zone, and the spots flooding his eyes are sun on the desert, burning his retinas. Spoilers for HOUN
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That One Special Gift by Deklava reviews
Sherlock wants to give John a special Christmas present: himself. But a problem needs fixing first, and only Mycroft can help. Rated M for Holmescest.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
I Had Such Friends by Akatsuki210 reviews
Kisame's new partner isn't at all what he'd expected, and Akatsuki is the last place Itachi would have expected to find friendship. One shot, possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Holmesian Christmas by Cryptic Nymph reviews
Christmas with the Holmes family. Johnlock, angsty Mystrade. Rated for eating disorders.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,340 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Filthy Secret by lies-d reviews
Thor gets falling-down drunk and pulls his brother into bed - an encounter which, if discovered, could ruin both of their lives.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Diseases A to Z by Bridge7112 reviews
SasoDei one shots! K is for Kidney Stones!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,156 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Slow Me Down by Ryuichifoxe reviews
Loki, a single father of three, has his busy life slammed into a wall when he nearly runs over a stranger with exotic eyes. The closer they get, the more the ghosts of Loki's past reveal of themselves. Earth AU, Thor/Loki & Thor/Jane, past violence
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,358 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Loki, Thor
Ten Minutes by PrettyArbitrary reviews
In ten minutes Sherlock will live in a world with no John in it. Ten minutes is how long they have for everything. Warnings: there are no happy endings here.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fair Bargain by lies-d reviews
Imprisoned in a cell in Jotunheim, Loki endures the guards' nightly assault while he scheming to free himself and his badly injured brother. Warning: N/C, mpreg
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Babysitter by Daydreamer79 reviews
Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Kodama by Akatsuki210 reviews
When a kitsune ensnares a human man, she usually leaves if her true nature is revealed. But sometimes not. Sometimes she stays. Hashirama and Mito, one shot, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Myself to You by planetofmars reviews
Loki with both his love and his hatred. Loki/Thor.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Complete
broken sunlight by Chocolate Pencil reviews
She just couldn't forget. Linda, on three boys.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Linda, Mello - Complete
Da steht auch ein Mensch by thursdayplaid reviews
Jim Moriarty Criminal Investigative Specialist and his associate Dr. John Watson have found themselves very suddenly in a world where he is an evil genius and John lives with the enemy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/28/2011 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Between You and Me - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
This is a Kisaita smut with no real plot. Just needed a good one shot! Enjoy! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Trip the Light Fantastic by firefly reviews
Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 139 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Neji H., Ino Y.
Sasori's Death: Afterwards by awesomeninjaperson12 reviews
Deidara visits Sasori after he dies.ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Death Messages by DupesClause reviews
After Sasori's death, Deidara soon finds himself receiving odd text messages from his dead boyfriend himself. -Character Death- R&R?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Solace by Cry4theDevil reviews
Loki goes to Thor for comfort after a nightmare. Faint Thor/Loki.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Just Three Words by Chocolate Pencil reviews
-that aren't true, so they never say them. Sasori x Deidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Eyes of the Beholders by Akatsuki210 reviews
These borrowed eyes reflect on shattered souls. One shot, manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Snapshots of Time by darkbloodylegs reviews
Behind the scenes on Death Note- Near gets a bath, Matt gets a fox, and Gevanni gets rejected, oh my! Gentle Matt/Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,524 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
North Wind by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Loki plays an ill-advised trick on Thor out of jealousy.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Condemned by Cry4theDevil reviews
One of many takes on Thor sewing Loki's mouth shut.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Red Ruin, and the Breaking Up of Laws by TheHummingbirdMoth reviews
"The children born of thee are sword and fire." Or, the God of Thunder gets suckered into Loki's latest evil scheme. Thor/Loki, mpreg.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Loki, Thor
Losing Your Snow Rabbit by ChibiJinchuuriki reviews
Haku's snow rabbit 'Cuddles' has run away and he manages to convince Zabuza to help him in the search. The end result is more than what Zabuza bargained for, much to his chagrin. Story for THE PROMPTS subject: "Losing Your..."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Loveinidleness by TheHummingbirdMoth reviews
Thor has always had more sense than self-control. Thor/Loki, somnophilia.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Love is a Word He Won't Say by sinemoras09 reviews
Zabuza navigates a new relationship. Collection of oneshots and drabbles. female Haku x Zabuza. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Love Game by Micuko reviews
Yaoi, the detailed kind. Aka smut. Yes, it's Gaara and Lee having some... hmm, fun. -"Lee gulped, watching as the flawless body of the Suna leader was revealed inch by inch. And he could not help but whimper in want." PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 12,869 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Arachnophobia by cOo.Me reviews
What happens when the great and fearless Akatsuki becomes face to face with a spider infestation? Will they be able to handle the situation or will they all cry like little girls? Who knows? M for our lovely Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
But I Do by DupesClause reviews
Confessing your feelings to someone is hard. It's even harder when they take it as a joke which poor Tobi learns. If only he had remembered.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Turned People down by toggledog reviews
Five times Sherlock turned people down. One time, he didn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
Experiment by KuroDark reviews
Madara has always been curious about homosexuality, and, so, he enlists his best friend to help him out with a little...experiment. One-shot. PeinxMadara. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
SasoDei Replica Deity by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
My name is Deidara 226, un. I am a clone. That is my entire life summed up in 4 words. The original died long ago, though Sasori will never accept his demise. Not that I really care, un, I am just a clone, after all. SasoDei, Yaoi, so on and so forth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
KisaIta Drabbles by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sequel Drabbles to Favourite Colour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
When You're Ready by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kisame will wait until Itachi's ready. KisaIta, fluff, shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
2 AM by Jedi Goat reviews
Thirteen-year-old Deidara has a nightmare. Sasori wonders why his partner is such a brat. But is that really such a bad thing...? No ships
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Culpable by ncfan reviews
I am alone, more alone than I have ever been before. My sins are laid out before me, and now my last and only hope for redemption is to build a better future than the past.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Konan - Complete
DEIDARA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a DEIDARA! To maximise the benefits and enjoyment of your unit, read the following guide carefully and learn to love and care for your very own Iwa Bomber!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Deidara - Complete
ChildHood Is Calling by Bubonicc reviews
Kakuzu Has found a new Bounty...Turns out the Bounty is only 6 years old and named Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Bottle Me Up by R.G. Waffles reviews
The first time he found a gray hair, Sasuke cried. Angst. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Vulcan Kissing by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
There are rumors that Vulcan hands are erogenous zones. Spock sets the record straight. Rated M because Spock has a naughty mind.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura
Comfortably Numb by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori reflects on some things as he tries to wrap his mind around his blond partner. rated M for yaoi, Written as a challenge from my lovely sweetheart of a wife Black55Widow. Love you Babe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
My T'hy'la by ravenbow reviews
Spock has papers that need Jim's signature. Jim gladly goes to Spock's quarters to fill them out. A slight mistake turns into a special moment. Spock/Kirk, S/K, Oneshot, Shounen-ai.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Clean White Abyss by Ninjalicious Babe reviews
Sasori did something very bad. Something very naughty. So he was sent here, to an insane asylum. Deidara had to know why, he just had to. But now, he really wished he never even asked. "Do you promise to keep it a secret, Deidara?" Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Keeping Up by Klei reviews
Whoever said it was the seme who always demanded sex? Oh, how troublesome it was for poor Kisame to have to deal with his hormone-prone teenage lover’s constant pleas. KisaIta lemons, crack-ish, failed attempt at humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lost in translation by Daria234 reviews
AU where Hiro never learns English and has to use Ando as a translator when he goes to talk to Peter about the dangers of time travel. Implied SLASH Don't read if you don't like
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hiro N., Peter P. - Complete
Naruto's First Time by rye-chan reviews
All is not what it seems. A naughty little fic with an ending that will have you saying WTF! Hope you like it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,477 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Parent Day by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
Oneshot: Eight-year-old Naruto hates Parent Day, because he has no parents. He never expected Iruka and Anko to come on his behalf, expecting to see what he'd learned. And he DEFINITELY hadn't expected Anko to punch out his sensei!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
That Day, In a Hospital Room by WhirledPeace reviews
Sasori hasn't left the hospital in ten years, and never reached out to the outside world. What happens when the outside world reaches in to him? Implied SasoDei yaoi. Rated T for sadness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
The Mental Strain Of Self Disgust by Furofushi reviews
What would happen if Orochimaru were to fall in love with Jiraiya, and not be cared for back? Better Summary inside. Rated M for later chapters. A past-fic tragedy. Pairing is one-sided OroJira
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya
Murderous Fanatics Can Have Bad Days by LiteralBlue reviews
Something's up with Hidan, multiple concussions occur and Tobi has a theory... Third chapter up! Leader is emotionally vulnerable, Itachi gets a look at the account books and Tobi still doesn't understand. Updated weekly, contains OCs, Tobicentric!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Obito U., Konan
Malicious Melodies by enakoritsi reviews
/Sasori x Deidara/ They deserted him since the beginning, teaching him that trust was a joke and to believe in anyone was a weakness. Then Sasori met Deidara, and he only proved that it was true. /AU/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Mommy by Tally Mai-chan reviews
While in a mission in Ame Deidara finds a little girl that thinks he's her mommy, dark-ish fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hidan's Hell by Death Fox reviews
Jashin, forgive me. It was a cute bunny, and it wanted a hug. Rated R for Retarded
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Expletives by sleepy queens reviews
I find it rather disturbing that you think I’m a female dog." It was a good thing that Sai’s idiocy was so lovable. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Criminally Insane by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Set in modern times. Sasori and Deidara as C.S.I.'s. A number of murders have been committed by a criminal duo and it's up to the C.S.I. team to figure out who they are, why they're doing it, and how to stop them. SasoDei, mystery couples.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Distractions by Overlyinspired reviews
When Itachi mourns, Kisame decides that it is his duty to cheer his partner up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Short Stories With Tragic Endings by Sound Shadow reviews
Life is too short to waste. Change is too late. Time is not enough. Warning: Drug use, swearing and death. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Evolution of Us by Senko Wakimarin reviews
No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,773 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Hands Off by Subieko reviews
There are some barriers that can't be crossed. That doesn't stop them from trying. Sasori/Deidara, rated for sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Why Orochimaru really went crazy by Furofushi reviews
Basically what the title says. A silly list of stories from Orochimaru's past and just what made him officially lose it and end up who he is today. Crack. Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Orochimaru
We are all psychotic weirdos by Maiumaora reviews
Zetsu argues with himself over what weird is. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Zetsu - Complete
Perfect by Beliel reviews
Madara knows Itachi is perfect. Madara knows Itachi is fatally flawed. An introspective and fairly sick little drabble of Madara and Itachi's dynamic. Shota. NonCon. MadaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Grave by KNO reviews
One shot. TenTen grieves Neji's death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Loss by Furofushi reviews
Orochimaru, a young child, is waiting for his parents to return. What he gets is completely different. A young Orochimaru fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
If I die, Open it by SasuNaru Fangirl Seme reviews
OneShot. SasuNaru. Non-Graphic Lemon. Sasuke knew he was going to die, so he decided to leave Naruto with the best memories he could.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Report Card Day by Furofushi reviews
Just a normal day for the young, future snake-sannin. Orochimaru drabble thing about what might have caused him to go crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
When Jutsu Go Wrong by Evil Chibi Krayon Plushie reviews
When Orochimaru gets turned into a baby, who better to take care of him than Anko? However, she's not good with kids, so Iruka lends a hand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Anko M., Orochimaru
Moonflower by mylilchickadee reviews
Grief, loneliness, lost chances . . sometimes one can lose themselves to them. And Naruto falls hard. An unconventional, sort of one-sided NaruSasu. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,540 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ten Little Pieces by Amikotsu reviews
It was our special game. When no one else was around, Itachi loved to play it. At first, I was scared, but he promised me that I would have fun. He promised me that it would be our little secret. He knew just what to say. ItaSas - discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,575 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Private school sucks by Furofushi reviews
Jiraiya gets sent to a private boarding school. While there he meets Orochimaru, a weirdly pretty boy who, in all honesty, is just a little bit creepy. A JiraOro/OroJira AU. Yaoi, basically BoyxBoy love for those who don't know. Lemon in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,561 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Finding Out by WhirledPeace reviews
Just a short story of how the Akatsuki try to find out Deidara's gender. Yes, I know he's a guy. MAJOR oocness, and yaoi, but no lemons. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Any Old Excuse by beanielova reviews
Set when the Sannin Three were in Sarutobi's genin team. The team have just finished a mission and are staying as guests for the local Fireworks Festival. Jiraiya miscalculates... JIRAIYA x OROCHIMARU oneshot YAOI LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Dear Danna, by cyberpielover reviews
Deidara writes letters to Sasori after Sasori's death. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Waiting by paynesgrey reviews
Sylar and Peter met each other within a gray middle, but each one had intentions that were both black and white. Sylar x Peter Spoilers.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Untitled by Hemeratak reviews
Even if there isn't anything after he dies, he'll at least not have to live in a world without Sasori... SasoDei, oneshot, hints of KisaIta Rated M for suicde and rather suggestive diaries...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Only A Miracle by Not Really Yours reviews
Itachi was sick, and dad had said only a miracle would save him. So little Sasuke Uchiha went to get him one. ItaSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Home Cooking by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki! Learn to cook from our beloved evil organization! Rated for sexual mentions no sexual content .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Itachi U., Zetsu
Hidan, That Does NOT Go There! by Jinzouningen reviews
Just a small little crackfic based off a real event. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implied sexual situations. Threesome HidanItachiDeidara if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki's Random Days in High School by Nani-Chan reviews
Yay for the sucky summary. A random day in high school for each of the Akatsuki members. First up: Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Zetsu, Hidan
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 373 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
When Insanity Calls by luck33ang3l reviews
-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Stick with me by shabaku reviews
When Sakura chains herself to Deidara to capture him, she finds out that the chains were not to be used on two people. And as no one has the key, Sakura finds herself stuck to Deidara. DeiSaku. Rated M just in case!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,679 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Passion by TheLoverAndTheSadist reviews
Sasuke gets an unexpected visitor at the most inopportune time. Uchihacest. PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The One by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, lemon, bondage/bdsm, violence/gore, strong language - Kakuzu gets distracted by Hidan playing an interesting little game :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
In the End by XxReighxX reviews
He loved Itachi…he loved him so much.Kisame would give up anything to rewind time and give Itachi the life he deserved. Even if it meant he would not have been a part of it. If Itachi could have been happy…it didn't matter..KisaIta COMPLETE, Death, Onesho
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Teeth by YondyB reviews
Oneshot. "Calm down, Suigetsu. Kisame's just making you look more like us." Bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Akatsuki Take An Exam by Lozy-2610 reviews
Crackfic! Its the end of high school and the Akatsuki have to take their exam in GCSE Villainy. Warning for language - contains Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Deidara, Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Questions by Song-of-Insanity reviews
I just want to know why she picked me. We've fought for so long... and I don't ever want it to be that way again. I think... I love her. Yuri, rated M for graphic InoSaku, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Navel by AppleCoreCandyBox reviews
Sakura tells Sai he should cover up his abs. *Gift for 00Pixie00*
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sai - Complete
And what if it is? by ShihanaAmaya reviews
A sequel to Akatsuki is no place for Love That was a bad day for Sasori, and finding Deidara bleeding to death did not make it better. SasoDei. Suicidal. Character Death? Or not?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Afterglow by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. YAOI TobiSasu. SPOILERS FOR CH 396 & 397! Tobi torments Sasuke in his cave. Featuring bondage, blood and melted wax!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Obito U. - Complete
Reflections of the Past by temari13 reviews
Konan reflects on how she met Pein, and how their relationship has evolved over the years. But even with everything they've gone through together, will it be enough for her to stay? No cursing in the reviews, please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Akatsuki Fools by dead drifter reviews
Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
A Lesson in Teamwork by Beliel reviews
Sasori decides to bring his reckless new partner to heel with a memorable lesson. SasoDei. Warning for mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Seeing Red by xSweetMacabre reviews
Why is the Akatsuki crowded in a small bathroom, gazing intently at a hole in the wall? And why aren’t Deidara and Sasori enjoying the show? Why, because they are the show, of course. SasoDei. REWRITTEN ... KIND OF.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Fearless, Mother by anamariewrites reviews
The Uchiha destroyed Mikoto's life, and so she gave birth to the monster that would destroy theirs. She named him for an evil creature and raised him as a beloved son, and when he brought death to her in return, she faced it without fear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Zetsu's Love Affair by Secret Sheik reviews
St. Patrick's Day special! Zetsu brings home a LOVER? AKATSUKI FIC - ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Zetsu - Complete
Watch by firefly reviews
A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ice Water by TheIceRose reviews
Deidara falls in the water while on a mission.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Phallic Confusion by Diamond Mask reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
Death of a Teacher by Madame President reviews
theirs is not a happy love. kakairu. character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Stork No Jutsu by kigen reviews
“Iruka-sensei said than when two people love each other, they do a summons. Cept you have to summon a stork, cause when you summon a stork, and you ask it really nice, sometimes it gives you a baby! Let's have a baby Sasuke." Little Naruto and Sausuke fic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Light Saver by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Nobody's Home by TheLastRose reviews
Dead...Sasori was dead... He screamed and screamed, no words just a long sound to display his emptyness to the world. Now nobody is home for Deidara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Jabberwocky: Uchiha Remix by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Not Exactly the Doomed Romance of the Century by Gigabomb reviews
Jiraiya x Orochimaru, pastfic. In which Jiraiya fails to be any good at spicing up his sex life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Kosshi by Somniesco reviews
Why cry over something so small? [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hitogoroshi: Murderer by Amikotsu reviews
Sasori was just killed. He finds himself falling. Just when he assumed he would fall forever, he lands in an open field. Will he remain alone in that eternal paradise? It all comes down to his definition of art. SasoDei. Sasori's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki is no place for Love by ShihanaAmaya reviews
Deidara finally decided to tell Sasori how he feels about him, but the redhead doesn't have time to listen. Suicide warning. SasoDei. Character Death? Edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
To Eat, or Not to Eat by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Hidan wanted to leave a good impression with Zetsu for a few reasons, the main one being that he didn’t want to find out if he’d still be immortal in Zetsu’s stomach. Oneshot. Beware of Hidan's mouth and Zetsu's diet. Written by Nairo
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hidan, Zetsu - Complete
Gaara Knows by Songstone reviews
Gaara knows that he is killing Lee. He knows that everyday, Lee's will to live dwindles and starts to fade away slowly. And he knows that it's his fault. LeeGaa deathfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
It'll Save Water by Kozga Nitt reviews
A oneshot boredom OrochimaruxKabuto fic. Orochimaru takes a shower, pulls Kabuto in with him. For a friend. YAOI WARNING.Don't hate me for it if you don't like it in the first place. Orochimaru is taking a shower when Kabuto appears and joins him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
You'd Better by Atopos reviews
Zetsu explains the Akatsuki member's personalities to an excited Tobi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Obito U., Zetsu - Complete
The Things We Learn by MirrorFade reviews
A series of nine short stories describing the lessons Yamanaka Ino has learned over the course of her shinobi career. Some dark, some humorous. Hopefully they'll make you think. These do not take place in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Ino Y. - Complete
Cherry Blossom Kiss by Kerink reviews
23 year old Pein goes to ask 16 year old Zetsu to join the Akatsuki. Oneshot. Name changed because I realized that Sakura was a character and I didn't want anyone to get confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Pain/Pein, Zetsu - Complete
Countdown To Farewell by Crimson.Haven reviews
What was Deidara thinking before he was engulfed by his masterpiece?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
A Failed Mission by Overlyinspired reviews
After Kisame and Itachi are defeated by Jiraya and fail to capture Naruto, they begin to return to the base, but along the way, a chakra drained Itachi gets very ill. Slight KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Bonded by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sai, Sakura and Naruto have been having trouble with team work lately and Sai takes it upon himself to fix it, starting with Sakura. Unfortunately, his questionable methods are only made worse by seeking help from Kakashi and Icha Icha. SaiSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,541 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Blind by Lyricism reviews
Itachi knows that he's going blind, but he isn't worried about it. He has a plan. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Innocence by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[Sequel to 'The Mission'] Itachi's ready to lose his innocence... KisaIta, R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Flowers by Stories of Insomnia reviews
One shot. Deidara owns a small flower shop, and Sasori is his only visitor.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Flee by XxHot92xX reviews
“I told you to run”. I know, senpai. [Manga chap 365 spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki at the Zoo by Mink Shindo reviews
Crack chronicles of the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
My Favorite Puppet by Miko Takahashi reviews
There was no sobbing, no begging for him to wake up, just silent grieving as he disemboweled the one he loved the most. SasoDei. Rated M for blood and gore. OneshotDrabble. A bit OOC, read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Day By Day With DeiDei by shilhouette68 reviews
Three months after his senpai's death, Tobi wandered inside Deidara's now empty room. Turns out, it wasn't as empty as he thought.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Perfection by Narrrcotic reviews
Tayuya never liked to visit Kimimaro. He wasn't supposed to be sick. It wasn't right. TayuyaxKimimaro
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Kimimaro K., Tayuya - Complete
Sick Day by Slyvia reviews
Sakura has to take care of her five sick teamates....that would suck! Sasusaku! Read and REVIEW! Just a little oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Glimpse of Normalcy by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
Never again could she afford to be human. None of the Akatsuki were and neither was he, their founder. All she needed after a hectic day was a fleeting glimpse of normalcy. She would've never thought he'd give her so much more to see. [PeinKonan] [Now AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
The Mission by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[KisaIta] Kisame's first mission with his brand new partner, Uchiha Itachi. A starting partnership and maybe something more... Fluff, PG13. Sequel is out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
I Miss You by Birdy Go Boom reviews
Deidara takes a depressing trip to Sasori's grave. [Bad at Summaries][Oneshot. No Yaoi, only friends.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
What The Sky Does by shilhouette68 reviews
Sitting in the dining room, at 3:43am, he found himself acting out of character. NO PAIRINGS.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The One Who Was Immortal by Darkfire75 reviews
Hidan had always known he was different... My take on how Hidan's past might have been like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Hidan
Tidy by Nymbis reviews
Shinobi prowess aside, it's amazing how they get anything done when it takes them two hours to get ready. Pein x Konan.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Death To Sweet Fatality by Uchiha.Sam reviews
Haruno Sakura has always got on a certain boys' nerves. Most likely more than just him. He wasnts to kill her so badly, but can he? Drabble. Character Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Trust by Overlyinspired reviews
Kisame sometimes wonders if Itachi trusts him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Manicurist by Lyricism reviews
AU. When Kisame comces to yet another new school, the last thing he wants is to get noticed. But when a kid named Itachi refuses to leave him alone, will Kisame forge something emotional, or just get annoyed to hell?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,946 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Burning by MirrorFade reviews
An older Neji is given the assignment that must be completed, at all costs. This is the aftermath, and his thoughts on it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night by Winter-Rae reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Goodbye cruel world by BarelyHuman reviews
Sasori never liked Deidara's art, but Deidara is sure he can change his Danna's opinion, all he has to do is sacrifice his own life. Deidara's last thoughts and recollections during his final battle against Sasuke. Deidara POV Slight DeixSaso
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Get Stoned by LunarFlare14 reviews
He didn’t consider it a ‘meaningful relationship’. Orochimaru didn’t remember these escapades. In fact, he once asked Kabuto about the cuts and bruises but he couldn’t bring himself to tell him. songfic get stoned by hinder. OroKabu. YAOI. DARK and angsty
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
The Consummate Plan by cakecake reviews
Having lusted after Itachi, Sasuke finds the perfect plan to get what he wants from his older brother... without Itachi ever knowing. Oneshot, AU, ItaSasu, PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Garden Work by ShimmeringJade reviews
While helping Zetsu with his garden, Tobi gets him and everybody else a present. [slight ZetsuTobi, DeiTobi fluffy and rated for Hidan's pottymouth.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
Almost Enough by CherryBomb91 reviews
[SasuSaku, Oneshot, Complete] The actions are empty and void of any feeling, but to her, it’s almost enough, after all, right now, he is looking at her, only at her. Sakura is twentysix, and she is broken.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Danna by Moiranna reviews
COMPLETE Deidara didn't like pain... even though, if his Danna would give it to him he would endure it. SasoDei. Innuendo, innuendo and more innuendo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dear Dobe by MiyonUchiha reviews
SasuNaru Oneshot: Sasuke was never one for sweet words and flowers, but lately, Naruto's been a little down, ever since Sasuke confessed his love, bluntly and adamantly. So, Sasuke has a little letter to clear things up. And it starts 'Dear Dobe...'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Whispers by MirrorFade reviews
An older Hinata muses over the death of a rookie ANBU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by Kaname Natsumi reviews
Kisame is quick to learn that nobody is perfect, not even Itachi. Sometimes figuring out just what those flaws a person has are though takes a little bit of trial, error, and low blows. [KisaIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Donuts Make You Fat by VanityWantsYou reviews
Gaara goes to the gym to lose weight after Temari tells him he's fat. There, he meets the ever youthful Rock Lee! GaaLee oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Rough by Akatsume reviews
Itachi has a question about the extent of Kisame's sharkyness. Birthday fic for our favorite little massmurderer. [Itakisa] Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Giggles and Gossip by luck33ang3l reviews
Itachi can't help but overhear a strange conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Simon Says by MoonlitRain16 reviews
SasuSaku What happens when Sasuke is 'Simon' in a game of Simon Says with Sakura? Well, it's obvious Sakura would go through living hell, or will she? Rated M for Lemon and Language Summary Sux, Story is very good
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Needs of the Many by Ame no Chikara reviews
[HiroAndo Slash] Hiro is laid up after his return from Kyoto and is sick of it
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Standing on the Brink by katiekitten reviews
When you are sad and alone, the only thing you can count on is yourself. A Zetsu Centric Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Commoner's Lemonade by AngelofMercy86 reviews
Tamaki has no clue what a 'lemon' is so Haruhi treats him to commoner's lemonade. ONESHOT
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Those Without Hope by MirrorFade reviews
When she smiled at him, a pale, weak imitation of the real thing, he knew what she bared at him with her cold eyes and barely healed scar, was the smile of one without hope. ANBU had recruited another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
The Pleasure of Hating You: The Hate Game by Iia reviews
It was preposterous, they imagined, to think that two people who couldn’t stand each other in the least would even consider doing the things that they did. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Difference by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
Is there really a difference between making love and... um, y'know...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hello by theinsane reviews
Summary: Hello, Deidara. Why are you so shocked? You surprised to see me? Oh. I’m supposed to be dead… not anymore. [No pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
25 Truths About Deidara by MirrorFade reviews
Twenty Five truths about our favorite blond bomb specialist, mostly before he joined the Akatsuki. Not quite what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
The Demons We Become by MirrorFade reviews
Tsunade, the Godaime Hokage, finds a letter written by Orochimaru in the raid of a Sound outpost. What secrets does it contain? Its not what you would expect. Oneshot, people, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
37 by Quillslinger reviews
The small stairwell leading up to their hovel of a bedroom has thirty seven steps. The KisaIta AU I Am Totally Not Writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
You're an Idiot and Here's Why by Senko Wakimarin reviews
A collection of ministories relating to Kakuzu and Hidan. Some are funny, some are not all are yaoi based.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Something from His Heart by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaIno] Without her realizing, her selfishness had turned into jealousy, her jealousy had turned into obsession and obsession had turned into something else. Sobbing into the night, she cried out, “I think I’m in love with him.” ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
My Little DeiChan by MistressKaia reviews
Deidara brings home a kitten in hopes of keeping it. Naming it after himself, he finds the name fits more then he realizes. No matter who you are, a kitten doesn't care. It'll always climb your coat and love your danna more then you. SasoDei Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Sickness by Midnight Unicorn reviews
Six year old Naruto has the flu and no one cares
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Before he cheats by 999Shikaku999 reviews
To cheat or not to cheat. Sasuke chose to cheat. Looks like Sakura wasn't as predictable as Sasuke thought after all. Alternate pairing in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 253 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Fireworks and Festivals by Veleum reviews
The Akatsuki go to the Summer Festival, and Itachi finally understands how he feels about his partner. KisaXIta yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Murdered by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
A child of three has no choice but to endure the merciless beatings from his pugnacious father. Poem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tacit by hiei1317 reviews
Sasori has died. Deidara feels that love is lost and that he can not go on without his Sasoridanna. Zetsu is concerned, but what can he do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
In Your Best Interest by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Cloud on My Tongue by desolate butterfly reviews
[A ZabuzaHaku fic] Zabuza's stopped touching Haku, and meeting his eyes. Haku tries to puzzle out why.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
What Kind of Friendship? by messedupfruitsrotten reviews
Shino ponders if his bugs have emotion for him or not. He wonders if they are his friends, or employees?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Shino A. - Complete
PlayDough and Shark Porn by MistressKaia reviews
Deidara has been completely oblivious to what playdough was, that is, until today. Kisame however finds himself having his own adventures in Shark Week. All the while, Itachi is finally as mentally scared as his brother. CRACK FIC. POSSIBLE ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Experimentation by kajamiku reviews
Experimentation's consequences. Young Orochimaru x Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 179 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Decision by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
[drabble][oneshot]It bothered him. He had found the kid days ago and he still couldn’t figure it out. [bit of ZabuxHaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Filial Piety by firefly reviews
It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Tunnel Vision by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, companion fic to Blind Eyes. Itachi prefers not to use the Sharingan. He knows he sees better without it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Precious Person by Clovache reviews
Zabuza wouldn’t be loved. He’d be adored, wanted, protected and obeyed. Because Haku wouldn’t do anything to harm his precious person. [one shot] yaoi, ZabuzaHaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Soon He Will Come by Gigabomb reviews
Gaara, Haku, hints of Zabuza x Haku and Naruto x Gaara. Spoilers for the timejump. Gaara dies, but he isn't alone in purgatory.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Gaara, Haku - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Headstone by Markition Necrovius reviews
When Sasuke dies leaving Itachi alive, he can't help but visit his grave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidden Behind an Oak Tree by Gigabomb reviews
Kakashi x Iruka. All Kakashi wanted was to visit Obito without being bothered by other people. He knew he should have come back after lunchtime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Happy Birthday by Gigabomb reviews
Jiraiya x Tsunade. Even people who go through the same experiences remember them in different ways. Jiraiya learns this the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
An Akatsuki April Fools by kidscanfly reviews
Deidara wants to see Itachi's eye twitch. Sasori and Kisame spill their guts out laughing. Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
An Uchiha and a Cat by Blizzie-chan reviews
An Uchiha hates cats. An Uchiha never loses. An Uchiha loses to a cat. How ironic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Because by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Anko x Iruka] Anko drops by, and Iruka's day only gets weirder from there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Ode of Hate to Mary Sues by Quinn Anderson reviews
A series of poems reflecting my anger towards all the fics out there containing Mary sue characters. Inspired by a friend of mine. If you like Mary sues, don't read this. Seriously.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 94 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Getting Weaker by Uni-Mara reviews
Itachi hates his weakness. KisameItachi yaoi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Pillow Talk by MoonstrucK 123 reviews
One night, as Sakura speaks, Sasuke actually listens for the first time...SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Olfactory Flaw by firefly reviews
After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
I Hate Mornings by Solo Duet reviews
Kakashi is too stubborn to get up in the morning. Sasuke will have to take drastic measures. KakaSasu Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lessons by Gigabomb reviews
Jiraiya x Orochimaru during the time of the Great War. An unconventional relationship is brought about through Jiraiya's misadventures with women.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Maybe by whitejaderabbit reviews
Sakura drowns herself in training and self improvement to reach her goals, not noticing that she's destroying herself at the same time. Who can save her from herself? SasuSaku ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Feathers and Bricks by silenced lambs reviews
Deidara, in a petulant mood, poses a rather interesting question to Sasori. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Welcome to My Happy Ending by Gigabomb reviews
AU, futurefic, featuring the sannin and several other people. Multiple pairings. Orochimaru attends a wedding.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Kindness by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Iruka is killing him with kindness. KakaIru, shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by crinklescofftrip reviews
Itachi knows that he is forgetful. He knows that the people he lives with know, but sometimes he can't help feeling like they're hiding something from him...KisaIta, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Drinking is a Stupid Hobby by Gigabomb reviews
Orochimaru drinks to forget. So does Jiraiya. Between the two of them during a drinking binge, they manage to remember absolutely nothing worthwhile and everything trivial. This is exactly what they were shooting for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Reflections of the Damned by Gigabomb reviews
A one shot in several parts. Orochimaru, from the beginning to the end, including a couple people worth talking about and several that aren't. Chapter One: Seven through Fifteen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya
Blind Eyes by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Canon, after the time jump. Itachi can no longer see, but Kisame still feels as if someone is watching.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sins of the Father by Sarah Koh reviews
[Uchihacest, pre-massacre, contains slight spoilers] He never wanted to be a bad father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2005
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Beautiful by firefly reviews
There's something special in the way Temari bleeds, Gaara realizes. There's something different about crimson on her skin...something beautiful...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Road of Life and Its Many Detours by Gigabomb reviews
Young sannin fic. Jiraiya watches his friends slip away from him and knows he can't do anything about it, but the second time around he tries anyway. Unfortunately, he isn't very persuasive, and Orochimaru doesn't listen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Indigo Stars by firefly reviews
With the elders gone to celebrate the Hokage's birthday, Neji and Hinata are left home alone together. And once assigned with the duty of caretaker, Neji learns one calm night that the reclusive Hinata has an affinity for fireworks...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Love and Death Over Salami by Gigabomb reviews
A young sannin oneshot. After the death of her brother and an encounter with the man she was destined to fall in love with, Tsunade returns to her apartment to find someone already there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Snakes, Toads and Slugs Don't Do Well in Rain by Gigabomb reviews
A sannin childhood fic. While on a mission, Jiraiya is drugged, Orochimaru is wounded, and Tsunade is given too much time to think.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Miasma by firefly reviews
A year after returning from Konoha, Temari becomes depressed as she notices her family growing farther apart. And after easing her loneliness in alcohol, she returns home one night to find that Gaara has noticed it too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Lullaby by Mystic Dragon reviews
A cute little scene from when Itachi was 9 and Sasuke was 4. Little Sasuke has trouble getting to sleep, and it's up to his big brother to help.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Iruka's Bad Day by p-sama7 reviews
KakaIru. Iruka starts to feel old becuase of Naruto and decides to show the blonde boy what he looked like when he was young the something hits the chunin......quite literally has some citrusy stuffmy sad attempt
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,351 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mother by SaturnOolaa reviews
Yashamaru visits his sister during the third trimester of her pregnancy. Spoilers for Gaara's origin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Gaara - Complete
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101 Drabble Challenge
Collection of short Naruto drabbles all different characters and pairings. Happy, Smile, Don't Go, Frustrated,Story, Empty Threat, and so on. May contain A.U.s later on, but not now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 601 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Smile reviews
Kafuka thinks Nozomu should smile more often. It doesn't work as planned.
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Nozomu I., Kafuka F. - Complete
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