"Heartily know, when half-gods go, the gods arrive." - Emerson

"Always forgive your enemies--nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

"Honour is sometimes found among thieves." - Sir Walter Scott

"We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscret, but we can at least respect his talents." - Mark Twain

The above four quotes are gold!

My name is Eva and I am a first timer as an author on FanFiction so please keep that in mind when you read my stories, if you read my stories :)

Before continuing I must take a moment and honor the gods of yaoi writing on ff and the inspirations for starting my own account to write:

Master of the Rebels

NavyBlueWings

darkalbino

Ivvymoon

The Cereal Killer

Mako75

michelerene

Jelp

Rasengan22

Yes this will be a yaoi account because I like yaoi, het is usually only appealing if there are also yaoi pairings invovled :)

Gender:Female (yes i started out as a screaming little fangirl for anything NaruSasu SasuNaru)

Born and Raised in: United States of America, but my family is from Poland

Orientation: I love boys! - yes I found it odd at first that I like yaoi so much and am straight, but after browsing internet i found there are many just like me

I also

Favorite Yaoi Anime/Manga:

1) Naruto - Trust me it WILL happen

2) Junjou romantica - really wish there was a third season!

3) Haru Wo Daiteita (almost cried during Winter Cicada)

4) Kizuna

5)Papa to Kiss in the Dark (cutest thinggg)

6) Kirepapa

7) Ikoku Irokoi Romantan

8) Okane ga nai

- although im sure there are more that pretty much wraps up my favorite ones

Favorite Books: Kite Runner, My Sister's Keeper(great movie too), Muderous Freak Out, Alice Series, The China Garden, Flowers for Algernon, The Truth About Forever, Harry Potter, and Twilight-just the first and last book, everything in between was kinda crappy. OH! and i found this on darakalbino's profile and could not stop laughing my ass off! http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=5oosQPmSpxU

Favorite Pairings - i know some are never likely, but they're HOT! and some are het. : NARUSASU (sasunaru), GaaraXNeji, KibaXNeji(thanks to mako75's i dreamt about you), SasuXGaara, NaruXGaara, NejiXTenTen, SakuraXLee, ChoujixIno, ShikamaruXTemari, KibaXHinata, ShinoXNeji, SasuXNeji, KakaXIru, JiraiyaXTsunade...mhmm can't think of any others right now...

Hate these!: SasuXSakura barf, GaaraXsakura, KabuXOro grossgrossgrossgross!, NaruXHina, InoXShika, GaaraXHina, LeeXNeji, KakaNaru, probably more...

Favorite Color: BLUE!

Favorite Hobby: it might sound weird to those who hate working out, but i cant go a day without at least an hour put in!

Favorite Band: DBSK!! - if you don't know they are a korean band, but they sing japanese songs too, and they are GODS! They're name stands for DongBongShinKi (which literally means gods of the east), but in Japan they go by Tohoshinki. - i also like Big Bang, Super Junior, and Shinee :)

Stuff I found and liked:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, WhiSper AuTumN, Midnight Mourner, BlueJay26

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

It's not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Lets flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we'll flip again.

We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60. (If you don't get this, I'm sorry for you.)

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

If it works, rip it apart and find out why.

Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge.

People say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Fear can prevent people from making the hugest mistake of their lives...but it also can prevent them from making the best choice.

It is not a human’s power that rules the world; it is a human power that destroys it.

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

So I havent posted anything yet, but I will soon, so look for me :)