Welcome to this thing known as my profile! I would run away now while you still can random citizen!

Oops, I guess you didn't take that warning to guess what, you're still reading this! Haha, funny how that works, huh?

WARNING
Be ready for some crack parings, cussing, perverted, yaoi, and just random crap!
Remember you have been warned...

Well I'm Coca-Cola Hero. But you can call me Canada, Mattie, Cola, or Hero Or if you want to get fancy about it you can use my full name, whatever floats your tiny little sail boat.

Well I'll tell you a bit about myself then. I'm an otaku of course! And proud. I'm a fujoshi as well but don't get me wrong, I enjoy it. I love Marvel comics as well, not just anime and manga.

Hetalia has now become an obsession of mine. Trust me I know many more animes then just that one, my favorite anime would have to be Ao no Exorcist or No. 6.

I'm also a cosplayer. Right now my newest cosplay projects are Canada and America from Hetalia! Well, in a way I am a crossdresser. Because I mostly cosplay as guys and I just seem to look like a dude.

Wow! I just copped mostly all of that form my Quotev account. I feel so original now, do I still get a cookie though?

Well I just hope you enjoy my stories and stuff... Uh, I don't know what else to add to this I doubt I will even talk to anyone who has bothered to read this! So bye