What's the most delicious thing you've ever seen? Poor Sookie's about to find out. Eric/Sookie fluff in the vein of the early SVM books: a lot of romance, comedy, action. Think of this as an alternate ending from Book 8 on. (CANON THROUGH BOOK 8; INCORPORATES IDEAS FROM LATER BOOKS, BUT NOT DEA.) COMPLETE!

Layla's not worried when she mentions, casually, that she's going to the Homecoming dance with Warren. That's when it all goes to shit. Warren/Layla.

"Now I love a bad girl, me. But trust you? Seriously?" One-shot of what could have happened after this line. Rated M for suggestiveness. River/Eleven

There's a break in at the Mr. Gold's pawnshop, over yet another deal gone wrong, however, it is the first time the altercation has ended quite like this. Rumbelle. Smut.

"Hello, Mum! Dad! How would you two like to go to Space Vegas?"

"Daleks." he hissed against her mouth, pushing her until her back hit the nearest wall, trapping her between it and his own body. "Yes." she breathed out, a smug smile on her face as she bit his bottom lip and he groaned at her attack. "Daleks."

"Don't move," She breathed heavily and began pulling her dress over her head, the Doctors hands following the material...he realized suddenly that this would be his first time with River' The Doctors Birthday surprise! Smutty, so be warned!

"Is she going to be your wife one day?" Amy was asking archly and River could hear the Doctor's sigh. "Yes."

While on a semester abroad in England, Sarah stumbles on a reference to a name she hasn't heard in years. Was her adventure nothing more than a dream? Or are things more than what they seem? J/S, one shot

Really, he should have expected this. Not the sex - Well, yes, that too- but the fact that the Shah of the Seven Sands was River Song.

Scabior smells sunlight and flowers as he stands in the woods: wanting her, needing her, chasing her.

Scabior, a professional Snatcher to the Dark Lord, is a wizard who you could say enjoys his job a little too much. Scabior/OC. Rewrite; previously entitled "Best Behaviour".

"It's a lovely compliment, Doctor but you are missing the point. I need to get changed. In here. Right now. You're welcome to stay if you like, but Amy won't take forever about getting those horses." AU scene for 5x12

When Hermione is alone in the woods, she's caught by the snatchers and their leader, Scabior, has taken interest in Hermione. Will her determination get her out alive, or will something unsuspecting happen? Rated M for Rape/Sexual Content/Language. R&R!

River turns up on the TARDIS playing her usual games but doesn't realize that Doctor has had a bad week.

Hermione had never loved any scent more than the smell of smoke, musk, and evergreen. She wished she had stuck to the rules: no questions asked, no strings attatched. Maybe if she had, she would have never remembered her silky pink scarf and his scent.

Alternate sequel to 'Scream for Me'. In exchange for saving her life Scabior has Hermione held in a magical bond. He was hoping for a willing bedmate what he got was so much more.

Hermione loved the way Scabior made her feel.

"I need ya to scream, luv. You know, like I'm 'urting ya."

Hermione sneaks into Severus' room late at night. Warning Sex. 18

Scabior doesn't hate mudbloods. He hunts them, but he has his reasons. Good reasons - he believes.

Hermione/Scabior - "I could eat you alive, you lovely thing."

A second look at what was really being said in the Spike/Dawn scene in the Season 6 episode, Seeing Red.

Sequel to 'the T-shirt Incident' fic and the 'Jareth's Tshirt' pic. Goading the Goblin King into a twitching fury is the sort of dangerous idea that can get a girl into very, very hot water indeed... Utterly JxS. EDIT 11-08: PART DEUX begins at last!

On the eve of her 20th birthday, Sarah learns she's not the only girl to encounter Jareth, nor is she the only girl to defeat him. Jareth/Sarah

This is what David Bowie the goblin king's song would have been if the creators of Labyrinth were being completely honest.

When Hermione starts receiving mysterious gifts Snape is not pleased.

COMPLETE! Based on Mercuralis’s pic “You know you want it”. It’s the King’s birthday; the goblins are on a present-buying spree using Sarah’s credit card, the King is acting a trifle emo, and Sarah is baking. Chaos and adult-type touching ensues. JS

Sarah plays the voyeur but doesn't quite get what she expected. Exceedingly silly short fic.

Much to Tonks' dismay, everyone in the Order of the Phoenix seems to have taken a sudden interest in her love life and who her "unidentified man friend" is exactly. One shot.

What if Magua thought he killed the sisters during the massacre? What might have been if they had met without having to keep running? read and find out. Warning: does contain sexually explicit scenes.

All Severus Snape wanted was to fulfil his dream of owning a successful business and to be free of dunderheads. He should have known it was too much to hope.

Sequel to "Mistletoe." So you are set up by friends to run into the man of your dreams at a Christmas party, you kiss him like nobody's business, and then you remember, oh, whoops, he just happens to be your old enemy. What's Sarah to do?

At 15 she hadn't thought anything of it. At 17 she thought that it was just bad luck. At 20 she wondered if maybe it was her. At 22 she thought that she was cursed. At 24 Sarah Williams vanished. [Counterpoint now up.] JS.

Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.

A retelling of the movie with more interaction between Uncas and Alice. The story begins with the attack at the glade and will eventually conclude at the cliffs. Rated mature for sexual content.

Miss Granger and Professor Snape make the awkward transition to Hermione and Severus...or is that 'Mione and Sevie? Throw in a game of MASH and you have a humorous look at the nature of first names.

Epilogue now added! “Just because a marriage is not a love match does not mean it is loveless consideration turns to respect, respect turns to admiration, and admiration turns to love.” HGSS

Ten years after the fall of Voldemort, a child reminds Severus Snape of the nature of a phoenix. (Ficlet - Complete)

Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.

There are some things you can't walk away from. The Labyrinth is one, organized crime is another... also Jareth. And sentient predatory hand dryers too. Oh, and true love. But Sarah is going to give it her best shot.