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I assume this is the spot where I put something about myself. Of which nothing there is to say, I must admit. If it's absolutely necessary to say something here, then might I simply say I am quite mediocre in general. Neither gorgeous nor ugly. Neither a genius nor an idiot. On the contrary actually, if I may say so myself; I am quite smart for a person as uninteresting as myself. I go to a private school but I'm not preppy and snobby like you'd think. If you don't believe me then too bad, and I don't blame you because there are plenty of snobby people I know. This is a great little paragraph here isn't it. Now here's just an interesting fact. My friend the other day was showing me the profile of someone here and do you know what they said at the top of their profile? They said, "I don't like Canadians. They're getting too peaceful over there." Now don't hold me to that because it's not a direct quote, but that's the general idea. Now, being Canadian myself, I am appalled. No, I'm not appalled. But I thought that it was a random opinion that really has no relevance at all, although if this person thought it was important then my apologies. Anyway, the whole point of that fact was for me to say that I really like Canadians. They're happy and friendly and wonderful. For the most part. You know what I mean; there are always those oddballs out there. So that's the end of my spiel and I must say that while writing it I enjoyed myself immensely.

In case you didn't actually get anything from that, here's some other stuff about me.

Age: not old (or so I tell myself)

Hair Colour: blonde

Eye Colour: bluey brownish green (i would call that blueish hazel except I don't like the word hazel)

Gender: female