pocketed ninja death crackers.

n. best author ever. ("wow, you're the pocketed ninja death crackers!")

pocketed

v. to be placed in a pocket. ("i already pocketed my lunch money")

ninja

n. look it up in the dictionary. =p ("watch out for that ninja! he's a ninja. and he's ninja-ey")

death

n. what you have received when you die ("it smells like death in here")

crackers

n. the plural form of the word "cracker" ("i want some crackers.")

I'm not going to write anything.

You've wasted 30 seconds of your life. :3