People always wonder why I'm quiet, but it not like I'm going to plan how to kill and/or seriously mane my enemies out loud.

Name: Classified

Sex: Female

Age: Classified (But between 16 and 18)

Hobbies: Competitive cheerleading, Rock and any other form of climbing, Singing, Dancing, Sewing, Pole-vaulting, Zip lining, White water rafting, building robots, and Playing with pets

Height: 5'2"

Weight: 92lbs

Hair: Brown, long, wavy, easily frizzes

Eye color: Changes can be any mix of green, blue, gold, grey, and light brown.

Scars & scar history:Note very clumsy in childhood up to age nine never went a year without and emergency room visit

1) Scar on left wrist recieved by cutting it on a supposedly child safe play structure when seven stitches needed (no idea how she managed to do that)

2) Scar on neck from plastic doll house when eight (again no clue how she managed to do that)

3) Burn scar on lower chest from a firework when 15 was in swimming suit watching fourth of july fire works when one didn't launch properly.

4) Scar on ear from cutting it on a computer desk when 5 (again no idea how she managed that but she was always creative with her self mutalation XD)

5) Scar on tounge when almost bit section off at age three

Medical traits: Has Sensory Processing Disorder aka SPD (don't ask what it is just google it if your so curious) and Autism.

Future: Excels in math and science, plans on being a mechanical engineer after college

Favorites

Colors: any non-depressing shade of blue, lime green, hot pink, black, any neon color, and again non-depressing shades of purple if that makes any sense

TV shows (current): Mythbusters, Glee, Dirty Jobs, Curiosity, WOWP, ICarly, Victorious, Raising hope, NCIS, Futurama, Family Guy, Young Justice,Psych, Big Bang Theory, and Misfits

TV shows (no longer airing):Pinky & the Brain, Looney Toons, Animainiacs, Tom & Jerry, Invader Zim, Rugrats, The Wild Thornberrys, Tottaly spies, Kim Possible, Teen Titans, X-Men Evolution

Anime/Manga:Kenichi: History's Strongest Discyple, Ouran High School Host Club, Fairy tail, The Irresponsible Captain Tyler, King of Hell

Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, RENT

Musicals: RENT, Avenue Q, Wicked, Chicago, spamalot

Food: Cheese Pizza, Waffle fries, Salt & Vinegar chips, lemons

Book series: Uglies, Thirst, Vampire Academy, House of Night, Midnighters, Gallagher Girls, 1st grave on the Right

Individual books: Until the End, Bloodlines, The Keepers Tattoo, So Yesterday, The Future of Us, Peeps, The Help

Dislikes: homophobes, animal cruelty, stupidity, ignorance, people who try to force their religion on you

Pets

Cats: Meer Cat, Buttercup, Mama Kitty, Boo, Neo, Kagome, Nessa, Elphaba

Dogs: Molly (Border Colly), Cassie (Shitzu), Bambi (Shitzu), Shophie (Japanese Chin), Turbo (greyhound) last and most importantly Glory (Italian Greyhound)

Other: Mr. Pickles (Goldfish), Jesus (Pronounced Hey-Zeus)(Goldfish), Lilly (Sugar Glider). Piccadilly (Sugar Glider) FYI my profile pick is a sugar glider and if you want to hear something strange youtube sugar glider crabbing and listen to the noise they make when there angry

All time favorite word: Schadenfreude-Noun, root German, Def: Happiness at the misfortune of others.

When life gives you lemons squirt the lemon juice in your enemies eyes then violently beat them while they're distracted

If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence you tried.

When you cry, I'll cry,you laugh, I'll laugh,you fall down a ski slope, I'll laugh even harder.

Never go to sleep angry, instead stay up all night plotting your revenge.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

My reality check bounced.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!

Intelligence is realizing that it is a one-way street. Wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Logic, reason, and the truth are wonderful things. Unless you're dealing with the courts. There you'll find that half truths, chicanery, and outright lies will work better.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, blind them with bullshit.

A memory of could-have-been's is never as good as a dream of soon-might-be's.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Ds, DsI, 3DS, Xbox, 2 Gamecubes, Iphone, Wii, And lots of things like that)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.(well i used to before she died)
You consider cheerleading a sport.(If it's real competative cheerleading then yes those rediculous highschool cheerleaders don't count as they suck royally)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 13 so my guy side and girl side are even

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads. (still eat them ;D)
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies nuff said
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!(I got so angry when they made new pokemon I rage quitted their will always be only 150 pokemon in my heart)
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'MOM' (was your hero)
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who crossed the finish line first?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

You know you've read too much Harry Potter fanfiction when...

1. You start confusing it with the books.

2. You genuinely think that infamous fanfiction characters like the Professor, Henchgirl, and Danger Granger were actually in the books.

3. You believe that Harry and Hermione were canon.

4. You know Charlie Weasley was a main character.

5. You start using phrases like "Merlin's pants" and "Bloody Hell" on a reglar basis.

6. You see a rat and scream "It's Wormtail!"

7. You see a big black dog and scream "It's a Grim!"

8. You know that Dumbledore is either a glory hound, the next dark lord, or highly incompetant.

9. You know Cedric is still alive because he's too hot to die.

Girls are
like apples on
trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

"I will be fine," Harry shook his head firmly. "Honestly, Hermione, what else could go wrong?"

There was a pause, and they both cringed.

"Oh, Merlin, I shouldn't have said that," Harry sighed, shaking his head. "Something is going to go horribly wrong now, isn't it?"

"Almost certainly," Hermione giggled a little, shoving Harry's arm gently. "Good one, Potter."

"I'm sorry! I wasn't thinking!" he protested, rubbing his shoulder as though he'd been wounded by her gentle push. "So what terrible thing do you think is going to happen because of my foolishness? The Apocalypse, maybe?"

"At least," Hermione agreed solemnly, a happy twinkle in her eye belying her serious expression. "Some horrid calamity, certainly. Maybe a bunch of Deatheaters will decide to take an American road trip and run you over."

"Maybe Snape will show up on my doorstep declaring his undying love for me, refusing to leave without a kiss."

"Maybe I'll get back to England and find out the Rita Skeeter is my new neighbour."

"Maybe Hagrid will get a new career as an international supermodel and we won't be able to go anywhere without seeing pictures of him in bikinis."

-Noteriety AquilusNyx