Name: Em

Age: Wouldn't you like to know

Hobby: DANCING and writing

BFFs on this site: FEARLESS2write and AliceCullen112- yes, I actually know them

So, yeah... hello world!

I'm a pretty good writer, I guess, but I'm a refined taste. I don't really write the traditional I'm-Bella-and-wah-wah-where's-my-Eddie-Poo stuff. Not that I don't read all of that and review all of that and talk to my writer gal pals about all of that. It's just not my thing. I've sort of always felt that everyone knows this big inside joke that nobody told me.

That sounds awfully depresso when I type it out.

ALSO, I'm big into lingo, so if you want to be able to understand my stories, you probably ought to get my language too. Otherwise, it'll sound like pointless gibberish.

depressso=depressing/depressed

crappuciano=crap/oh snap!

awesome opossom=awesome

bestie=best friend

beffie=boyfriend

el loserado=loser

homeslice=friend

I hope you enjoy my stories!!

fun iPod quiz off of AliceCullen112's profile:

1. How does the world see me?

"Day by Day" The Hooters (That song always reminds me of some eighties to ninties television show, like "Saved By The Bell" or "Full House")

2. Will I have a happy life?

"Wishing Well" Terrence Trant D'Arby (I'm sort of afraid of wells, believe it or not)

3. What do people really think of me?

"Love Comes" The Posies (Uh... ok then)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

"This One's for the Girls" Martina McBride (I'm gonna take that as a no. Not that I'd want someone to lust after me...)

5. How can I make others happy?

"Sleep" Kimya Dawson (I can do that)

6. How can I make myself happy?

"Right as Rain" ADELE (I absolutely lurve ADELE!!--btw, lurve=love)

7. What should I do with my life?

"Get Back" Demi Lovato (I don't get it--do you??)

8. Will I ever have children?

"Are You Happy Now?" Michelle Branch (Ummm... ok)

9. What is some good advice for me?

"Happy" Saving Jane

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

"Just Watch Me" Jordan McCoy

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

"Pretty In Pink" Psychedelic Furs

12. What song will play at my funeral?

"Lovebug" Jonas Brothers (I can kind of picture that)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

"A Place In This World" Taylor Swift

14. What is my day going to be like?

"Love Struck" V Factory

15. Why am I here?

"Open Your Eyes" Snow Patrol (Is that some kind of code?)

16. What will people remember me for?

"White Houses" Vanessa Carlton

17. What song will get stuck in my head tomorrow?

"Brick" Ben Folds Five

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

"I'll Be That Girl" BNL

19. What will this year be all about?

"Say It Again" Marie Digby

20. If you reached the top of Mt. Everest, what would you scream?

"Tim McGraw" Taylor Swift

21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

"If This Isn't Love" Jennifer Hudson

22. Your message to the world:

"Boondocks" Little Big Town

23. Your deepest secret:

"Her Eyes" Pat Monahan (I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean)

24. Your innermost desire:

"For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic" Paramore