Hello!! my name is Yessie55! I used to be wishIwasahermit...but I decided that was to hard to remember...

Just to let you know but when I'm to lazy to sign in I'm Random Person, so keep that in mind!

I will probably never write stories cause I suck at it...=P but my brother writes awesome short stories so I might put a few on here...somewhere...if I can figure out how (I might Write if I'm desperately bored). My friends like to write FF, but for whatever reason, they don't have an account...O_o...so they might nag me to put some of their stuff up for them.

Stuff about me, and only me!...(and some other people that aren't as important)

Name: Jessie, no last names though!

Age: 152 years old

Hobby's: well...I like filling up dollhouses with...stuff...NO DOLLS THOUGH!! dolls are the creepyist things on the planet! Ehhh...taking pictures of stuff....

Favorite movies: The Lion King, most Disney movies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Bowfinger, Shrek, Lord of the Rings, The Dark Knight movies, every Pixar movie, Spaceballs, Planet of the Apes, The Milargo Beanfield War, To Kill a Mockingbird, Gone With the Wind, Mall Cop, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Hannibal Rising, Red Dragon, Star Trek 2009, V for Vendetta, Secondhand Lions, any Muppet movie, Watchmen, Labyrinth

Favorite TV shows: Xiaolin Showdown (SP??), National Geographic Channel, Star Trek Original series (with Kirk and Spock and all dat), AFV, INVADER ZIM!! I USED to like Yu-Gi-Oh...and I'm noticing I'm becoming somewhat lured towards it again...crap, I HATE Anime too! What the freaking Hell?? Anyways...uumm...not much else...a lot of TV shows aren't that good anymore...

Favorite Bands: Weeell,...The Beatles, Billy Joel, Cat Stevens, Kansas...and tons of other bands whose songs I like, but the problem is I don't know who the songs are by (=D heehee (NO RAP THOUGH!!)

Favorite video games: Halo 1-3, Gear of War 1-2, Lego Star Wars =/, Oblivion, Spore, Fallout 3, Fable 1 and 2, etc...etc.

Favorite books:

Artemis Fowl (I just nuts over it for some reason...The shiny covers lured me into it's death trap.)

Bone by Jeff Smith (I liked it because it had such a neat plotline! It starts out all happy and cartoonish, but gets incredibly dark by the end)

Harry Potter (Honestly...it's one of the most well known book series on this planet. HOW can you not read it?? I liked it, not as much as a bunch of other people, but I still liked it.)

Halo books (Just tried them for fun. But they helped provide a bit more depth to the actual game)

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (one of the most FUNNIEST books I have EVER read! OMG!)

Squee! (I loved the whole book, but the stuff in the back was the best!)

All the Hannibal books (Weeeell, I watched Silence in a fit of boredom, and on a day where I was sick from school and had nothing better to do then watch a creepy, odd movie while I wasn't feeling good. I really quite enjoyed myself...So I decided to read the books.)

Terry Pratchett books (They're so amusing and serious at the same time...it's really quite incredible.)

Call of the Wild (Well...you have to be a Dog-Lover to REALLY apperciate this book. Which I am. It captures EVERYTHING that you see in a dog. I've watched my dog and seen him get these really far away expressions while he's looking out into the woods. It really makes you wonder.)

Lord of the Flies (Absolutely creepy...but a REALLY good pshycological book)

Inheritance series (I actually just randomly pulled it off the shelf for the hell of it...I think my brother liked more then I did though. He finds inspiration from it to write his own stories, I think.)

His Dark Materials series (LOL! I simply read it because I'm an Atheist...I did enjoy them, but I wasn't really impressed by them. But I DID like the idea of your Deamon becoming a certain animal that matches your character.)

Favorite shippings:

Harry Potter:

Ginny/Harry: I dunno...I'm ok with it...I don't see anyone else suitable for him...and I don't see why everyone else has a problem with it! O.o??

Ron/Hermione: It obvious

Terry Pratchett:

Tiffany/Roland: This one...Ehm. Weeeell, It's obvious Roland likes her somewhat. So I guess I support it...It's not like I loathe it with a passion, like Twilight. We'll just see what happens in the next Wee-Free Mean book, I suppose.

Susan/Teatime: I actually got introduced to this one recently and kinda went berserk on it. I like it- Love it, sorry. But there is that miiiiinor detail of Teatime being dead...But that never really seems to get in a Fanfic writers way, now does it?

Artemis Fowl:

Arty/Minerva: ...Well she's not perfect ( and a little Mary-Sue ) but I don't mind her...

Trouble/Holly: honestly all my friends (except one) believe this is how it should be!! It makes sense people! bonks A/H shippers on head SEE THE TRUTH!!

Arty/Holly: Well, actually having finished the Time Paradox...I don't seem to mind this ship as much as I used to O_o But I still prefer H/T (LOL!! You should've seen my reaction in The Time Paradox where Holly kisses Artemis! XD!)

Star Trek (original series):

Kirk/Any girl that happens to come along: Rolls eyes Honestly! I found a book about 2 inches thick of EVERY SINGLE woman he had a relationship with in that show!! He's a Ladies Man!

Spock/Chapel: Its the only one that really...clicked with me (relationship-wise) with him

Slasher...such as Spock/McCoy or Spock/Kirk: O_o...I don't mind really, unless it gets really...ummm...graphic (guy on guy kissing and stuff kinda freaks me out...sorry to any people offended by that, I don't mind gay people, but sometimes they scare me a little. BUT I STILL LIKE THEM!)

JTHM and Squee and all those books:

Nny/Devi: This is the MAIN pairing I support, because it makes the most sense. Devi isn't dead, unlike MOST of the other pairings out there where Nny is with some guy he killed. So it seems logical and works in most of the fics I've read. Even though Devi is freaked out by Nny now...XD! But oh well, as long as a good writer does a story about it, it seems likely that Devi can get over it.

Nny/Edgar: I support this one too, but only if it...seems to work. I mean, Nny KILLED him people! NOOOT coming back. I like the kind of stories where the writer somehow makes a PLAUSIBLE way for Edgar to somehow come back in some way. MAN that was a really crappy sentence...BUT GETTING BACK TO THE POINT. Yeah...It just seems weird to me when I see a Edgar/Nny fic where Edgar is MAGICALLY alive with no explaining.

Nny/Mmy: O_O...NO...REPEAT...NO comment...doesn't make sense at ALL...wait...that was a comment...dammit. Ah well. I really freaked out when I found out there was a pairing like this...

Nny/Squee: O_o...Uuummmm I THINK Nny would be a liiittle to old for this pairing...Unless he wants to be a Pedo...Which would be...VERY out of character. (Notices that Nny is on every pairing in this list)...WTF?...Oh well...Every just LOVES Nny...As well they should

Invader Zim:

ZAGR: I dunno, its CUTE yes...so long as Zim can actually AVOID getting beaten into a bloody pulp, which probably isn't gonna happen...BUT I STILL READ IT ANYWAYS!!...Ack...AHEM...I always figured Gaz would be the more dominant of the two anyways...

DATR: I don't mind it. I thinks its cute too =D

ZATR: I'll read it, but I don't like it as much as ZAGR

ZADR: O.o...W...T...F...Again...gay couples don't bug me, but its very obvious that they hate each other...

aannnddd I can't think of any other books (or TV shows) right now...to all the people who have profiles and don't have what ships they support, please write them! It makes it sooo much easier! WAIT!! I thought of one more!!

Star Trek 2009:

Spock/Uhura: Weeeell, having seen the movie, this shipping can't get out of my head! Its actually kinda cute! Weeeird...my friends are jealous of Uhura tho XD!

Likes: Biology, animals, History, school (sometimes), Youtube...it's like a God to me... Lions, Wolves, MOOSE! movies, WEREWOLVES!!

Hates: stupid people, pop-culture, movies or books with no plot, people who make fun of fat, or mentally retarded people, Vampires, Twilight, using a paper napkin when your hands are all sticky XP!! I HATE that!!

favorite quotes here:

"Does light even EXIST when the refrigerator door is shut!?" -Nny from JTHM

"Poking of the knee! poking of the knee! All will rejoice for the Poking of the knee!" -My friend

"You know that feeling you get? The one where you just know you're going to projectile vomit out of every orifice? I feel that right now. I want you away. Leave me to my vomit."-Nny from JTHM

"I have super human-strength because I eat at McDonalds! It alters my DNA!" -My Stage Craft teacher

"I'm not bossy! I'm PERFECT!" - My friend

" OH, LOOK!! AN ORIFICE. HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING F--ED WITH STEEL?!"-Nny from JTHM

"Killing a man with your bare hands says 'We're all equals as men! Except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive, and you're dead.'" -Sarge from RedvsBlue

Church: So how are you doing, Caboose? You following any of this whatsoever?
Caboose: I THINK so...That guy Tex is really a robot...and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you...a gay robot...
Church: Yeah...that's right...I am a gay robot...

"A POX ON YOUR FIRSTBORN, YOU WART ON A SALAMANDERS TONGUE!!" -Opus from Bloom County

Church: "That was a warning shot O'malley! One more move and I'll send this next shot right through your visor!"
Caboose: "You think you can make that shot from here??"
Church: "Probably not...I was actually trying to hit him that time. I SWEAR someone messes with the sights on this thing when I'm not looking!"

stands on top of a REALLY thick book and towers over a friend BEWARE THE BOOK!!" -Me

"Oh! Me life just flashed before me eyes!...It was really boring..." -Babes from Chicken Run

"Its always been my life's dream to become a tumor." -My friend

"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof." -V from V for Vendetta

"I tried to stop Jyggalag by digging a ditch and filling with clowns, or was it clouds? It smelled bad, SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE CLOWNS, because clouds smell like butter, and taste like BUTTER!" -Lord Sheogorath from the game Oblivion

"So you see, Lone Star! EVIL will always triumph, because good is dumb!" - Dark Helmet Man from Spaceballs

"Most weapons are viewed as Males or are used in Male Imagery since the male is penetrating...oh...eew" -My English teacher XD!!

"As you may already know, I tried to kill you. I see how that could be construed as a bad thing, but the part that understands that is not the one running things in my little world."-Nny from JTHM

"My head isn't full of air! Its full of pink squishy stuff!" - My friend

"These hands!! I can't get them off my wrists!!" -Happy Noodle Boy from JTHM

"Everything in this room is eatable! Even I am eatable! But that is in fact CANNIBALISM, children, and is frowned upon in most society's!" -Willy Wonka from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"ONLY THE CHOICE PIECES!!Tries to shove the Algae away, but it gets caught on my shirt AAH!! NOOO!! GET AWAY!! GET OFF!!" -Me when I was collecting pieces of Algae in a Creek...don't ask why...I was bored

Mannie: "So, when did you start going crazy?"
Buck: "Three months ago! I woke up one morning and found I was married to a Pineapple! An UGLY Pineapple! But I loved it!"

"A little BUSY here! I'm trying to decide what to have for dinner!Oh, how I love eating. One of my favorite things to do. Talk to Haskill if you need more information. He has more brains then a Brain Pie! Oh...Brain Pie! Perfect! Care to donate?" -Lord Sheogorath from Oblivion

Evey: "Who are you?"
V: "Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask."
Evey: "Well I can see that."
V: "Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is."

"I am wiggling my leg! Witness my leg!" -Happy Noodle Boy from JTHM

"Why don't you just try...Walking on your hands! Then you can use your feet for high fives, and eat sandwiches! You know, the IMPORTANT stuff!" -Caboose from Redvsblue

"HEY SHUT UP!! I just ate a stick an hour ago! What do you want from me??" -Phoney Bone talking to his stomach in Bone

"Try the stew...Eez deelishus" -Nny from JTHM

"That's EXACTLY it, Private! War's over! Turns out, you're the big hero! And we're gonna hold a parade in you honor. I get to drive the float! And Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!" -Sarge from Redvsblue

Thorn: "HURRY GRANMA!! HE'S IN THE FIREPLACE!!"
Granma Ben: "Oh my GOODNESS!! He'll ruin the dinner!!"

"Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death. I see by the looks of you that you understand." -Nny from JTHM

"Hurting myself while grinding imaginary people!" -My friend

"I'm so happy, I could TEAR out your intestines and skip rope with them!" -Lord Sheogorath from Oblivion

"Mmm-hmm. Hm. Yeah? Mm-hmm. WELL F-- YOU, MR BEAR!! YOU SPEAK LIES!! LIIIIES!! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile, lint-infested b--!! How many more, like you, are there!! How many more?! You can't even imagine the things I've endured!! And always at the hands of s-- like you!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!! stabs Shmee repeatedly -Nny from JTHM

"I have powers pinto beans can only dream of!" -Happy Noodle Boy from JTHM

V: "But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. carves V into poster on wall The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. giggles Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
Evey: "...Are you like a crazy person?"

My friend: Carrots are B--es!
Me: Oh, but they're lovely B--es!

"DAMMIT CABOOSE! In the short time I've known you; you've managed to call my girlfriend a Slut, blow me up with a tank, shoot me in the head, and now you've paralyzed me from the waist down! So I hope it's not to much for me to ask; JUST FOR ONCE, SHUT YOUR FREAKING MOUTH!!" -Church from Redvsblue

"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... CHEESE for everyone! Wait. Scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can't be much of a celebration if you don't like cheese. True?" -Lord Sheogorath from Oblivion

"Those kids are after me lucky charms!! Must get to my car and escape! Shit! Speed lines are chasing me!!" -Happy Noodle Boy from JTHM

"It's Tuesday, and you know what that means! U.F.O.s! RUUNN!" -Nny from JTHM

"Why...Why are you even HERE?? It would be easier for me to call random people on the phone, and talk to them! THEY would understand the situation better!" -Church talking to Caboose in RedvsBlue

"Come back soon! OR I'LL TEAR OUT YOUR EYES!!" -Lord Sheogorath from Oblivion

"Crackers! Crackers! But, no squeezy cheese!! You've broken my secret elbow!" -Happy Noodle Boy from JTHM

"I won't leave you!! You is my bruddah!! BLOOOGH!! I won't forget you!! I do mighty kung-fu kick for you!!" -Happy Noodle boy from JTHM

"AND WHAT'S WITH THOSE FLYING ANGEL BUNNIES? THEY'RE F--IN' CREEPING ME OUT!!" -Nny from JTHM

"Kim! Don't kill yourself! The drugs are getting to you!" -My friend

"You name will go down...down is history of course- Grabs for a toy my friend is playing with I WANT IT BACK!!" -Me

"I am like a flying potato!! Bow down!! Or I will unleash my zoinky army of surly crack-babies!!" -Happy Noodle Boy from JTHM

Tucker: Okay...I see two wires down here. One's green, the other one's red.
Caboose: What about the blue one?
Tucker: That's your thumb, idiot.

"I am going to fly into your butt!! Prepare all a--es for vicious entry!!" -Happy Noodle Boy from JTHM

Points at a dead dog "My god!! You're beautiful!!" -Happy Noodle Boy from JTHM

"I just lynched a Gummy Bear! I feel so special!" -My friend

"Something always intervenes! And yes, I HAVE done horrible things, but haven't you noticed that I never get caught?! EXPLAIN THAT!! On a crowded street, I could drain a flower vendor of all his blood, and not get caught!! People would scream and vomit, and yet, somehow, I would walk away unscathed. I COULD DO THAT!! Oh wait...I DID DO THAT!!" -Nny from JTHM

"You have invoked an evil older than man!! Older than croutons!!" -Happy Noodle Boy from JTHM

Me: O.O...OH-NO! I'm scared now!
Friend: What?
Me: There's a blue stain on my pillow!
Friend: GASP!! The Kool-Aid guy died!
Me:...No...he would bleed red wouldn't he?
Friend: Nooo, cause only normal people bleed red! He's not normal!
Me: ...That's strangely sound logic coming from YOU...
Friend: ...hey!

"Holly, Holly, Holly using the Mesmer, Holly, ...Holly dead." -My friend when reading the Artemis Fowl Graphic Novel and pointing at panels with Holly...

"Hmm...you don't have any video games. That's very sad. Very, very sad. I like monkeys..." -Nny from JTHM

"Awww! You're as cute as a severed head!" -Me

"Jessie...I don't think you understand how crazy our class is! Just yesterday Kelly came up to me asking if I had seen her Knife and I said 'The last time I saw it was yesterday when Micheal was playing with it, wearing my Lunch box on his head, while pretending to be Captain Lunchbox. No I don't know where it is!' THAT is how wacko our class is!" -My friend

Granma Ben: "Do YOU like Cow's? Your FRIEND doesn't."
Phoney: "I DON'T LIKE TO RIDE THEM, YOU OLD BAT!!"

My friend: "Someone feels faaat!"
Another friend: hits first friend Someone IS fat!"

"Its not what I am inside, its what I do that defines me" - Batman from the Dark Knight

"Either my hair burned off in hell, or I sleep-shaved it during a really stupid dream." -Nny from JTHM

"There's ALWAYS time for science." -Smiley Bone from Bone

"Cough cough. This binder is crap! I can't help it! It's not my fault! NAAAAH!! I WANNA DEAL!! NOOOO!! How can you go Clock-wise if there's only two people?? A-HEM!! So you're FedEx? NO! That's the joke of the shirt! You have this gross stain on your back...Darn it...UGH!! Ah-Ah! Who is it? Same lady as yesterday. I'm gonna sit right here! Why? I have to move. I have vision problems!" -What I heard one day listening to a bunch of different conversations at once

"I FOUND A CARROT!!" -Cheese from Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends

Why so serious?" -The Joker from the Dark Knight

"Well at least I don't go around, KNOCKING on peoples Non-Doors, and promising them cookies! Runs off into his base AND THEN NOT GIVING THEM COOKIES! Pops out from the corner of the base I'M LEAVING!!" -Caboose from Reconstruction

Frodo "I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
Gandalf: "So do all who live in such times, but that is not for them to decide. What you need to decide is what to do with the that's given to you"

"HELP!! HELP!! THEY'VE DESTROYED MY COUSINS BRAIN!! Oh My GOD!! They MILKED you, haven't they??" -Phoney Bone from Bone

"Two nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me!! GODDAMMIT!! IT KNEW!! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home!! BUT IT KNEW!! IT KNEWWWW!! Did the DOG SEND YOU?!"-Nny from JTHM

"This is kinda creepy...I don't wanna live like this anymore..." -My friend

"Sometimes...I'm walking around the house and I'm like 'OH MY GOSH! I'm Like A Taco! I AM SO SWEET!!'" - I...don't know where that's from...

Kid: “AUGH! MY SHOELACE IS UNTIED!! WHAT IF I FALL??”
Friend: "Then you fall! It happens! trips and falls

"SITUATION NORMAL CAP'N! SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL!"- Smiley Bone from Bone comics

"A cheerleader! PURE EVIL!!"-Nny from JTHM

Frodo: "Its a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance!"
Gandalf: "Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Some who live deserve death, and some who die deserve life. Can you give it to them Frodo?"

"Why's your head so big?? WHY'S YOUR HEAD SO BIG??" -Gir talking to Dib in Invader Zim

"Damn! Hell makes a yummy bagel." -Nny from JTHM

"Independent Graig eats lumpy fish paste" - My brother's strange friend

"Savages? Where in the world aren't there savages?" -Nemo from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

"I have half a mind to kill you! And the other half agrees!" - Church from the RedvsBlue series

"Your toast has been BURNT! And NO amount of scraping will remove the black parts!" - Caboose from RedvsBlue

"STOP MOLESTING MY THUMB!!" -My friend

"An X! I'm looking for an X!...THAT is a plus sign! NOT an X!" -Caboose

"Time...LINE?? TSK! Time is not made out of lines! It is made out of circles! THAT is why Clocks are round!" - Caboose

"WHY are you molesting me?" -my friend talking to a random guy

"Dammit! NO Caboose! I'm not cold, I don't want a Hotdog, and if you put Mustard in my F-ing sheets again, I'm gonna kill you!" -Tucker from RedvsBlue

"What happened? All I remember was a really mean Kitten! And then we were in the Janitors closet!...And my throat hurts...a lot..." -Caboose from Redvsblue

"What would be the purpose? We don't need Whale Oil. It would be killing for killings sake. You Whalers are driving these animals to extinction! Leave them alone. They have natural enemies enough to worry about." -Nemo from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

"Church...if I die I want you to have my orange juice" -Caboose again

"If the flag is gone...who will lead us? Inspire us with their shiny pole?? Who will flap directions to us in battle? WE ARE LOST! And the world as we know it is forever gone from our eyes! Only to live in our memories as the days of glory! Truly these are the end of times! REPENT! REPENT!" -Some random RedvsBlue guy

"My toes...are getting pruney..." -Caboose when he's standing in a stream

"That's just a fancy way to say 'hold the vomit bucket!' Heehee!"- O'malley from RedvsBlue

"Its Quiet! TO quiet shot goes by his head Now suddenly its to loud! ...I preferred it when it was quiet..." - O'malley from RedvsBlue

Tallest Purple: "I thought you were banished to Foodcourtia..."
Zim: "Oh, I quit after I heard about this!"
Tallest Purple: "You QUIT being banished??"

"I was just drawing a comic; Happy Noodle Boy. It's really popular with the homeless insane." -Nny from JTHM

Monster#1: "Our bellies are empty and our patience is short! Submit to us and we will make of you, a GREAT Quiche!"
Monster#2: "AGAIN with the Quiche?! What kind of self respecting MONSTER would eat a dainty pastry dish?! STEW is what we'll make of their bones!"
Monster#1: "Don't get greedy on me! There's three of them! I just want the little one for my Quiche!"
Monster#2: "It has nothing to do with greed! Its a matter of principle! Monsters DO NOT EAT Quiche!"
-The two Stupid Stupid Rat Creatures from Bone

Me: In a squeaky voice while walking down some stairs "STOP! She descended the stairs with a Lady-Like grace-"
My friend: "AND WAS KILLED BY THE BASKETBALL MURDERER!"

My Friend: "Captain! The bomb is flying towards the ship! WHAT DO WE DO??"
Me: "NOTHING!"
My Friend: But-...What?
Me: "NOTHING!!"
Friend: "But...why not?"
Me: "Because""
Friend: OH MY GOSH! YOU'RE A NEGLIGENT FOOL! I'M GOING TO HIT YOU!
Me: "Well, YOU ARE A BANANA!"
Friend "SHUT UP YOU STUPID BANANA!"
Me: "BANANA!"
Friend: "I AM NOT A BANANA!! YOU-
Me: "BANANA!!"
Friend: "ARE A BANANA!"
Later…
Friend: "makes a bunch of random sounds WHAT DO WE DO?? FLUBBER TOOK OVER THE SHIIIIP!! WHAT DO WE DO!?
Me: NOTHING!!
Friend: Screams

"Beware the bad cat, bearing a grudge" - Some...guy...in Europe...I can't think of his name right now...BUT ANYWAYS! This quote TOTALLY matches Opal from Artemis Fowl

"Do you have ANY idea what's going on down there?! Hideous things! People are suffering, and people like...well...ME, heh, are running around!! Suicide, genocide!! People are killing MOOSE!! You buy a video game system, and a better one comes out in a month!! Powdered eggs?! Self esteem is so low, girls are buyin wonder bras!! Do you see!? DO YOU?"-Nny from JTHM

Phoney Bone: "OK, OK Just for the sake of the argument, SUPPOSE this dream stuff is real... What would actually happen if The Hooded One managed to set The Lord of the Locusts free?"
Granma Ben: cheerfully and smiling Why the end of the world of course!"
Phoney Bone: "You are so weird..."

"Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - They're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!"-Nny from JTHM

"In Mother Russia, You no watch TV! TV watches YOU!" -My brother

"In Mother Russia, we disguise Nuclear Missile as moon!" - My brother AGAIN

"In Mother Russia, if a Tank pulls up in your front lawn, its probably there to deliver your mail." - My brother once AGAIN

"Harry...Ronald's being eaten, AGAIN" - From a Harry Potter fanfic my friends wrote

"I've been talking to dead rabbits and feeding bloody walls. I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life." -Nny from JTHM

"I'm not bein' loud!...HEY WHERE'S THORN??" -Smiley Bone from Bone

"Yes, yes, yes. I'm the one that's been killing all those people. But I'm also the creative force behind Happy Noodle Boy, so forgive me and shut up." -Nny from JTHM

"OUR SNACKS!! ITS OVER!! RETREAT!! AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!" -Tallest Red from Invader Zim

"As soon as we rescue him from this sacrifice, Lets KILL him!" -Fone Bone from Bone

"Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me." -Nny from JTHM

Friend: "singing DON'T YOU WANT ME BABAY? DON'T YOU WANT ME OOOOHH!!"
Me: "NO NICK! I don't want you! You taste bad!...wait..."
Friend: "WHAT?!"
Me: "O.O THAT CAME OUT WRONG!!"

"You! SAVE THE DONUTS!!" -Tallest Red from Invader Zim

"I have a brain now! I found it in the trashcan! Its this big, and I ate it...I don't think it went to my brain spot..." -My friend

"Trust me, I know what self-loathing is, but to kill myself? That would put a damper on my search for answers. Not at all productive." -Nny from JTHM

"You are without a DOUBT the most materialistic person I know." -Granma Ben talking to Phoney Bone from Bone

"I wonder if you can kill the Devil." -Nny from JTHM

"It's okay! I'm alright! I think my spine has exploded, but I'm fine!" -Nny from JTHM

"Your starting to scare me Granma..." -Phoney Bone from Bone

"We think we are so great in our protests...but we just become the bitter offspring of what we oppose. We become prisoners in our own cages. We begin to speak in badly constructed melodramatic prose! OH, RAGING HORROR!! Make this stop!!" -Nny from JTHM

"I was younger then YOU then! I don't remember the name of that cow!" -Me when my brother called me (In the middle of class) to ask me what our grandpa's old cow's name was...

Random facts:

I don't believe in god or have a religion

I try not to be racist, or sexist, I believe everyone has equal rights. And I don't like people who think otherwise.

I live in America, but right now I positively HATE my country (no offense meant) I'm not very proud of it, and I'm planning on moving to a different country if my current one keeps heading the way its going. Of course if a GOOD President gets elected then I might stay.

I think of myself as a Democrat...but sometimes I find myself not agreeing with some Democratic views. In fact...I'm very sure WHAT exactly my family is...I know my Mom's side of the family is Republican, but I haven't gotten up the nerve to ask my Dad's side of the family what they are...ah well. I guess it's safer not to ask. They do strike me as incredibly Democratic though. O_O Extremely...AGGRESSIVE, grumpy Democrats

I don't mind Homosexual or Bisexual people, I think they have a right to love who they want. But I will admit that the ones who have Sex Changes kinda creep me out...

I honestly don't know what my sexual preference is. Which is rather irritating...

My family is OBSESSED with watching movies...Especially my brother. He's very good at finding really good movies, and usually when he see's a movie I haven't seen, I can rely on his review. If he says it sucked...He's most often right. He and I DO have our different preferences though. For instance, I'm insane over weird movie like Labyrinth and so on while he hates those kind of films. Each to his own I suppose...

My Johnny The Homicidal Maniac book smells like a newspaper...I love that smell...

XD!! My brother also happens to be afraid of JTHM, since he only got three pages in before stopping and giving it back to me! XD! Though whenever he see's me reading it he starts making fun of me just to protect his big man ego...Meh, oh well. But I kinda like the name he gave the book to annoy me! He calls it "Homicidal Johnny"! LOL! I LOVE that! What DOES annoy me is when we start arguing why it's "Is" or Isn't" a good book, he usually wins...cause...honestly. How could you say anything GOOD about that book that doesn't sound creepy and insane in some way? But I do happen to know that he LOVES Invader Zim, as do my AWESOME neighbors, who come over and stay for almost 5 hours when they see me watching an IZ episode.

Oh!!oh!!oh!! one last thing before I shutup!! me and my crazycrazy friend are gonna make a website someday!! its gonna have Hilarious video's that have all our favorite characters from all our favorite books! (particularly Artemis Fowl characters) our first vids title is The Lucky Charms Disease, inspired by my friend who for SOME insane reason envisions Holly (when she reads the books) as the Lucky Charms Leprechaun on the cereal box, which at the time I thought was absolutely THE most funniest thing I had ever heard. (I nearly fell out of the car when she said it too) the website will be called Demonic Iguana. But I haven't made it yet so don't go looking for it and not find it.

(note: Might not happen. I happen to have a job now, and plus me and my friends are going to High school, which means we'll ALL be pretty busy, and also I only have one friend who is actually going to the same High school as me!! All my other friends are going to a different one X(!! INCLUDING my crazycrazy friend mentioned above!!)

Also, if you want to come bug me on Youtube...DON'T YOU WEIRDOS!! HA just kiddin'...You can if you want. Just don't be all creepy and try to stalk me...like that ONE kid...GOD...that...kid...mutters for a few minutes while shuddering ...ACK...Ahem. Where were we? Oh right, Yeah...here's the address or whatever

www.youtube.com/yessie55

Sheer genius of a name, no? Does my name creating skills amaze you?...Really? Well it SHOULD.

NOW FOR A BUNCH OF COPIED STUFF!

My Old Friend
I once had a really great friend. We did everything together, played, ate, danced, laughed, cried. Then something terrible happened. She grew up and I didn't.
I was still playing with my toys, and she was shopping. She was listening to rap while I listened to my parents golden oldies. She knew why eyeliner was important. I believed in fairies, and she worshiped Britney and Paris.
So we broke friends, and I realized all the other girls in my class were growing up too. They were wearing foundation, mascara and lipgloss and straightening their hair. I couldn't put on mascara without sticking myself in the eye.
My old friends got boyfriends, and crushes on movie stars. To me, boys were like my brothers. Friends sometimes, but enemies mostly.
My old friends listened to hardcore techno, rap about drugs and rape, and hip hop about things kids our age shouldn't have to know about. I loved Crowded House and Elton John.
I had no friends to turn to, so I hid in books and they became my friends. I was a Fangirl before I even knew what a Fangirl was. My old friends became addicted to stupid soapies, stuff like the OC and the Hills.
We were ten years old.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want the drought to end, take shorter showers and then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Nny is sexy in a creepy way, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate High School Musical and think it is a mockery of real Broadway musicals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Rabbit should kill the kids who won't give him Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your bio if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at them.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (It HURT!! -_- I fell on HARD SHARP WOODEN stairs!!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (not me...my friend)

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Erik's Muse, comix-freak, the epitome of randomness, Yessie55

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

"When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at stupid people"

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Penguins!! They steal your sanity one brain cell at a time!!"

"You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight"

"A rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thorn-bearing assault weapon"

"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because you have a squirrel on your head"

"Piñatas promote violence against flamboyant animals"

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

"Some people are like slinkies; useless, but entertaining to watch as they fall down stairs."

I have a STORY for ya'll! Gather round!
Once upon a time there lived three pigs named Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest. They all lived in three houses. One day a wolf came up to Dumb's house and said "Let me in!" And Dumb said "No!". Un-phased the wolf said "I have pizza!" but still Dumb said "No!", the wolf said "I have Soda!" and Dumb said "Okay!". He opened the door and the wolf ate him. Then the wolf went to Dumber's house and said "Let me in!" and Dumber said "No!" so the wolf said "I have pizza" so Dumber said "Okay!" and opened the door...the wolf ate him too. THEN the wolf went to Dumbest's house and said "Let me in!" an Dumbest said "Okay!" THE END!
if you have friends a lot like Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest copy and paste this to your profile

okay meesa shuting up now.

(O.o...wow...you've made it this far! AMAZING!! YOU WIN THE GRAND PRIZE OF A MILLION RUBBER DUCKS!! CONGRATS!!

Anyway...I don't have any fic's written...sorry...SO...just look at the stuff I've favorited if your so desperate)

I MAY be putting something up soon. It's like...a GIANT Crossover that all my friends have been working on for the past year ot two, and since they're all LAZY BUMS...Glares and don't want to get their own FF account, they want me to put it up for them. I told them I MIGHT...Keyword being "MIGHT". LOL! I actually have no idea ahow to put it up really....

I'm hungry.