Hey, Okay my name is Cali Jane I am kind of random, I have a temper but you would never know if I hadnt told you because it takes A LOT for it to show, really shy but not the internet. The internet just sits there and lets you write. Thats pretty good cuz if it got up and started tapping its foot waiting for you to get done typing that would just be TOOOO WEIRD.

I am a country girl from the middle of nowhere in Oklahoma so yes I do say yall DO NOT make fun of me for it.

I am never ever sarcastic.(If you didn't catch that then I am sorry. Sorry that you are stupid, because I can't fix stupid)

I have 1 older brother(older by 3 years), 1 older sister(older by 2 years), and 1 annoying little brat of a sister(younger by 7 YEARS!! which btw is wwwaaayyy to long...well not that its to long but theres just something about that difference cuz we almost cant be around each other without fighting)

I have very random music tastes if you want an example you can look @ a playlist I made( some of the songs are 1s that ppl put as inspiration for writing a chapter or they put lyrics in that I found and listened to

I Love Funny Copy and Pastey Thingys!(why? because their funny)

09-18-09 11:08PM My Sister had a wreck. She ran into the back of her friend's car. It messed up the front left side of her car and put a crease in the left side of his bumper. I think its HILARIOUS!! Because it was her boyfriend and he is a JERK!(not even a week after she got her car fixed my brother accidentally drug the bumper of his truck down the left side oh and then her bf backed into a tree with the other side of his car)

WARNING: DO NOT GET ME STARTED TALKING A LOT. I RARELY EVER TALK A LOT AND IF I DO I START LAUGHING UNCONTROLABLY @ ANYTHING I THINK IS FUNNY AND IT TAKES ME AWHILE TO CALM DOWN AND STOP TALKING. Mostly that only happens if its really REALLY late at night.(the latest I've stayed up is to about 5:30 in the morning)

Okay now that you have been warned about my talking thing i think i should also warn you that i ramble... A LOT!

Okay back to things about me. Ummm I love horses I have 3 and I am getting another, if I keep my grades up. Last year my math grade wasnt so good and this is the bribe that they thought up and it is really working. My School has like 300 something kids in the high school(7th grade through Seniors), pathetic I know i talk to about ten or so every day and yet every1 knows me. its weird.

Hmmmm lets see what else do you need to know or what else do i just want to put on here...Oh I know I DO NOT SWEAR! People that do are, in my opinion just plain stupid(that is including my friends and im not scared to tell them that cuz i have told them). I will not smoke or drink. My reasons:(For Smoking) If I wanted TAR in my system I would eat it! (For Drinking) It is just stupid, I mean why would you want to put yourself in a position where you practically have to rely on some1 else to take care of you because you are acting to stupid to do it yourself?

Sorry that was me rambling but seriously I like my points up there.

Weeeelllllllll. ok Im not really that big on writting but I wrote 1 thing and every1 liked it so i thought that i would post it on here and see what you people think. I cant think of any thing else. :P

If you actually made it this far you either agree with what I said up there or just dont care because most people at my school would have started either cussing me out or just left if they had read what I said about smoking and drinking so if you made it this far Thank You! 8-D

Copy And Pasteys!! YAY!!

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off!!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (sad but true even though im a Jacob fan)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the hell of it copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If everything around you brings some kind of reminder of Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you think Stephenie Meyer should continue Midnight Sun, copy this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person who doesn't give a crap about brand name clothing, copy this to your profile.

If you are a Twilight crazed fangirl and proud of it, copy this to your profile.

If you are not one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.