hey people! so, i changed my pen name... again again. the man with the explosives and sharp knives gets what he wants, kay? _

my favorite fandoms include:
1. Sookie Stackhouse/True Blood
2. Supernatural
3. Dark Angel
4. Batman Begins/The Dark Knight (Heath Ledger's Joker is love :D)
5. Sherlock
6. Most Marvel movies (Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Avengers, etc.)

those are basically the only ones that i would ever write for, but i read alot of the stuff on this site...

FUN FACTS!
1. one time i ALMOST met Jared Padalecki... (long story...)
2. reviews are better than chocolate to me! so, if you review my stories, i will love you forever. (and you get... um... a pat on the back? :D)

saw this on a profile i was stalking and fell in love with it! _
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

xoxox,
The Deductioness