if anyone wants to add me on facebook TELL ME YOUR FROM FF.net ON THE REQUEST!! otherwise i'll just ignore you... even if your profile pic has cat ears :D

okay then basics... GOD MY PROFILE IS DULL! D:

Gender:

Male

Age:

21 as of October 2009

Colour (yes colour with a 'u' I am English):

okay... preferably red or black, but blue, purple and white are also good :D

hobbies, sports... enjoyable pastimes?:

telling my little sister that twilight and shugo chara suck? debating politics and how their all useless assholes (viva la revolution) RUGBY! and lying half comatose in my favorite club while my "friends" take embarrasing, drunken pictures of me. :)

Ninja or Pirate:

if i were to say death to the rum swilling, cross dressing, cannon humping drag queens, would that be a big enough clue? :D

Most likely to be a ? in a game of D&D:

Paladins all the way (massive armour and sword AND shooting beams of blessed light at your opponents? AAAAAAMEN!)

Books:

LOTR and the hobbit, the discworld series (mainly the city watch stories), Zombie survival guide (required reading for all who wish to survive the comming undead horde)
Dracula, the Nightwatch books, Andy Mcnab (seven troop is awesome) and any history books i can get my grubby, sticky hands on :).

favorite Anime/Manga:

Bleach and Hellsing... deathnote, defence devil, rosario+vampire,
eyeshield 21, full metal alchemist, soul eater, azumanga dioh,
air gear, beelzebub, fairy tail, shiki (too many to be written here)

favorite music:

Anything that makes meh ears bleed! (throws himself into a mosh pit and dies... but not before i take out that irritating white trash kid doing crapping kung fu moves!)

Favorite quotes:

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,—
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England. - William Shakespeare, Richard II (1595) Act 2, Scene 1

Cheese toasties... FOOD OF THE GODS!! - a deranged, pirate obsessed friend.

Sic vis pacum para bellum.
If you want peace, prepare for war.

its not paranoia if they ARE OUT TO GET YOU! - ?? (more common sense than a quote really)

(to Portalbendarwinden): Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?! - Balburs gate 1

location:

Deepest, Darkest Margate (The seaside town that time forgot)

Favorite characters:

Pip, Anderson, Yumie (hellsing)

Zaraki Kenpachi (bleach) I get compared to him a little too much :3

Vash (trigun)

Hated characters:

Yamamoto a.k.a sou-taichou (Bleach)

Stories:

UJR: Complete, Revision in progress

Reunion: Complete, Revised

War Bonds: Deleted

Another Hero Lost: Deleted

yeah, I 've finally accepted that im never gonna finish this three part monstrosity, seriously the more i read the second chapter and the more i planned the third one i really started to despise the damn thing! im keeping the first one and the side story though cos i really didn't have to change too much of my original idea although i left a lot out. maybe one final revision is in order... but not just yet :)