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Joined 04-15-09, id: 1902842, Profile Updated: 03-21-10

Name : Kayla

Age : 14

Place : Somewhere over the Rainbow...

Interests : Reading, sleeping, fanfiction and stuff


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick

4.I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be ridin dirty.

5. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

6. I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST be a loser.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10.I'm BI so I MUST want to fuck every guy and girl i see

11. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

12. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

13. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

14. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

15. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

16. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

17. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

18. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

19. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

20. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

21. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

22. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

23. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

24. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

25. I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

26. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

27. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

28. I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

29. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

30.I'm PUNK, so I MUST be some weedo

31. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be smokin weed

32. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

33. I'm GANGSTER, so i MUST of shot some guy in the hood

34. I'm a HUSTLER, so i MUST hate the cops.

35. I'm a HUSTLER, so i MUST luv crackheads.

36. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

37. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

38. I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

39. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

40. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

41.I'M IN LOVE,SO I MUST HAVE A SEXY BOYFRIEND.

42. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

43. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

44. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

45. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a gangster.

46. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

47. I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

48. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

49. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

50. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

51. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

52. I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

53. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

54. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS,so I MUST be sleeping with them.

55. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

56. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

57. I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer.

58. I'm COLOMBIAN so i must like coffee

59. I'm PERUVIAN so i must like llamas

60. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

61. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

62. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

63. I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

64. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

65. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

66. I'm GUATEMALAN, so I MUST love rice and beans.

67. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

68. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be pierogie.

69. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST love to shake my ass.

70. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

71. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

72. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.

73. I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

74. I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick.

75. I'm MEXICAN so i MUST be someones pool cleaner or gardener

76. I'm GREEK so I MUST be a smart fagity bitch

77. I'm a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs.

78. I DO DRUGS so I MUST not be making anything of myself

79. I'm SHORT so I MUST be a MIDGET

80. im a BLACK gurl so i MUST have a big ASS

81. im WHITE so i Must skinny dip

82. im n a GANG so i MUST have killed smebody

83. I'm silent all the time so I MUST be abused by my parents

84. I'm an angel so I MUST be perfect

85. I'm the son of Satan so I MUST not love someone

86. I was raped at 7 so I MUST be afraid of everything

87. I hugged someone so I MUST be inlove with them

88. My pastor kissed my cheek so he MUST be a rapist

89. I don't smile so I MUST be EMO

90. I wear tight pants I MUST be gay

91. I wear a dog collar so I MUST love bondage

92. I'm from Queens so I MUST know how to use a gun

93. I'm from another county so I CAN'T speak english

94. I'm Hispanic so I MUST be from MEXICO

95. I'm failing in school so I MUST be a retard

96. I get good grades so I must be a genius

97. I shop at HOTTOPIC so I MUST be goth or EMO

98. I r Mental you MUST not be my friend

99. I cry a lot so I MUST be a wimp

100. I'm not what YOU want me to be so I MUST be labled

these are the stereotypes this world has set for us - fight against it.

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Beneath the Stains of Time by harrryhpstarlight reviews
Following the death of Sirius, Harry struggles under a maelstrom of guilt and pain. Can the one who seemingly hates him, break through? Heavy angst. Please note. this story will only be Canon up to the end of Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,212 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G., Remus L., Severus S.
Under My Skin by spazzgirl reviews
Sakura Haruno an 18-yr-old girl living under the same roof as 7 boys. She learns that one of her new brother, Naruto Namakazi is the school's player. Full summary inside. Lemon in ch10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,327 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Eye For An Eye (Discontinued) by The Hug Machine reviews
This story is not going to be finished. I'm rewriting the story however if you would like to look it up. Sorry if this upsets you, but it had to be done. You can find the remade story here /s/4629252/1/An-Eye-For-An-Eye
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,631 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Demons and Scorn by Shadow Quil reviews
Sakura had many secrets. The Naruto story retold from the beginning, with major and minor changes. Minor Inobashing. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 250,484 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Unwritten by Persephonae reviews
After a harmless celebration three months earlier, Sakura is learning the consequences of her actions. She is faced with a life-changing decision. How will Naruto react? Their futures are intertwined in an unwritten story that neither expected. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,837 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Letting Go by megoeggo1215 reviews
Sora, I lost. I lost the battle to darkness. I have succumbed to the numb blackness, which you have fought against, so valiantly. Darkness fiction. Read and Review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Twilight Revised by KatYoshiCullen reviews
Theres a new vamp in town and she is heating thinks up. What happens to Edward? "Wait," you say,"Wheres Bella?" Well she is here. Who gets Edward? One of the girls loses and its not who you think it is; come find out who wins Edward's heart. Review please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Mission From Hell by JackieLupin reviews
Team 7 embark on what they would fondly remember as "the mission from hell." Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,027 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Catch Me by imperfectandchaotic reviews
[SasuSaku] Reunions. Football. Music. Friends. Enemies. Jealousy. Trust. Promises. Dares. Kisses. Tears. Love. So is the way of best friends. [Epilogue Up.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,388 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flow of Life by Ebil Chameleon reviews
He didn't love her. He couldn't love her. He couldn't get attached. But his heart was betraying him. Building bonds that were irreversible. It was love. SasuSaku Chapter 46: Our Finale.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 249,069 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blossoms of Sakura by Windy days and daisy chains reviews
It was her duty to protect Konoha. This was where she was born and raised. Where her memories had been built, where the foundations of her life had been set. Her, Naruto and even Sasuke had all found something in Konoha. "We'll always be with you Sakura."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,900 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lake Shore Country Club by invisablepeanutbutter reviews
another story about the losties in highschool. This one is at the end of 9th grade then mostly in the summer then back to school 10th grade. Ships include PB&J skate Jate sana shayid jana and hubby. chapter 1 is charactors and descriptions rated T incase
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007
I'm yours now, forever by BrodyLuva reviews
Summer decides to stay with GEORGE another year leaving Seth behind in the process. SS.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Seth C., Summer R. - Complete
Naruto: Hands Of Destiny by Terra Of Genesis reviews
Post Manga Chp 318: Naruto has successfully returned Sasuke and Orochimaru has fallen, however he has had to make the ultimate sacrifice. The struggle is on as he attempts what no man has before, to change his destiny. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,691 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
All I Need Is You by Vibrant To Grey reviews
A young hamster called Dameon loses his grandmother, and coverts to Satanism, with that he is miserable, even with a Rocker life, he still feels empty. He meets a female with a simular past. What will become of the two? Please Read Reveiw!
Hamtaro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005
Help! I'm Trapped in Cindy's House! by ShNLo reviews
When one of the unfortunate gang members gets turned into a lovable, drooly pooch, it's a race against time to find a cure before they are a complete dog... forever.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
Fire rescue by affinityreign reviews
When going to pick up Tohru, Yuki sees something that makes him rush to the building where she works... what hapened to tohru and what will happen to yuki and the others when they arrive? oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Lavender Rose by musashihazmat84 reviews
Jesse feels incomplete without something from her past-little does James know, it's from his past too. (sequel to Desperate to Save a Rose)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 5/15/2001 - Complete
Angel's Lullaby by Ascaisil reviews
Chichi sings a song to Goten while he's sick and, well just read it! you have to. It's my birthday!!! so please?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2002 - Chi-Chi, Goku
See You Later Space Cowboy by Chyna Rose reviews
This one goes out to all you fans. A tribute to anime with bite.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2001
Titan's Ring by Crei Sanada reviews
Cye is having strange dreams, and a girl with a strange gift shows up. But Talpa is after her, and so is something else. But its after Cye too! Why?
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2001 - Published: 7/22/2001