Hiya!

My name is Pein (seriously...i'm not just saying that...)

I play soccer, tennis, basket ball, have a black belt in karate, and am obviously a fairly active person...

In my free time I write, draw, sleep...nap...snooze...doze...slumber...take catnaps...and so on. I also like to make fun of any little thing that I can...like movies...TV shows...people...books...plays...blah blah blah...

Other than that...I got nothing...ask me if you have questions...

Random Quotes

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese in the trap.

- Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

- Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

- How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

- OK, so what's the speed of dark?

- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

- Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

- Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

- A day without sunshine is like night.

- On the other hand, you have different fingers.

- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

- Remember, half the people you know are below average.

- He who laughs last thinks slowest.

- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

- Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

- If I promise not to kill you...can I have a hug?

- I have the heart of a child...it's in a jar on my desk

- Bother me and die...thank you

- Do not walk behind me, for I may lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

- Never test the depth of water with both feet.

- Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.