AU of PoA. Eventual HPDM slash. Harry wakes in the night to a voice calling him from somewhere in the castle. He follows it- and everything changes. Updated every Friday.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

A chance meeting for Harry sets him on a path he wasn't meant to travel. With his eyes opened, he struggles to control the furious anger after finding all of the lies and hidden agendas. A sudden adoption and unlikely allies work to split him from Dumbledore. With two Lordships and a betrothal, how will the world react to Lord Potter-Black when he refuses to fight in their war?

A collection of drabbles that were mostly inspired by the Tomarry Discord Server!

Part 1 of the War Dogs 'verse. With all the conflict and tension between Amestris and Aerugo, it was inevitable that a war would break loose. Mustang, though, had always thought that he would be able to keep his young prodigy away from such a nightmarish ordeal.

An unexpected twist during the final battle has Harry trapped inside a magical artifact with only his greatest enemy for company. The Carcerem will release them, but the requirement for freedom is an impossible one, for neither Harry Potter nor Tom Riddle will ever forgive the other. [No Character Bashing, Plot Twists, Post Battle of Hogwarts AU]

Mason could say with certainty that there were two sides to Tyler Durden.

Voldemort goes to Hogwarts in disguise, planning to get into the Savior's good graces and steal Order of the Phoenix secrets. He wasn't planning to fall in love in the process.

AU:NOT DYSTOPIAN! The Dark Lord wanted a consort and had decided to host a competition that involved nearly everyone in Britain. If they thought they were good enough, they could enter to compete in a certain amount of tasks set by the Lord of the lands himself. Only the victor would have the skills necessary to become Voldemort's consort. A/N: Harrymort. Voldy-Wins-AU.

Harry made a promise to himself when he was fourteen that Voldemort would die. When he was fifteen, he made a promise to resist the power Voldemort had. When he was seventeen, he broke both promises and gave in to the Dark Lord. /More of a disturbing fic than romance or horror - read author's note/

Being Harry Potter wasn't easy. He had to deal with Voldemort and puberty. At the same time. What was (somehow) harder was vomiting when Hermione gave him a book on sex-education. Harry couldn't understand what was wrong with him. Thank goodness that Hermione was around to explain things once he told her. Ace!Harry, Harry/Neville, best friend Hermione. Might have a sequel.

Marianne didn't leave the dance floor in time, so she was the one dusted, stuck in a sack and kidnapped as a hostage. Can feelings induced by a potion become real? (Spoiler: yes.) And what will Dawn think of Sunny's attempt to magically make her love him?

When Louise initially fails the Summoning Ritual she tries again, pleading internally for something, anything to answer her call. Her heartfelt plea reaches far out, even to the outer reaches of the Cosmos where the Great Ones reside. And the Great Ones are sympathetic in spirit…

When fans of world-famous magician and actor Kuroba Kaito begin turning up dead, Inspector Kudou Shinichi is put on the case. /ShinKai & Kaishin, murdermystery!au, complete - sequel available on AO3/

Harry felt nothing but simple contentment, his mind on nothing at all but pleasing his master. Warning for Stockholm syndrome.

[Prompt from Shana-Fujioka] Apparently the little black dress, makeup, and heels can hide everything from even the most knowledgeable Master of Disguise. Or could it be simply a case of overpowering perfume? KaiShin/ShinKai pairing

Harry loved his soulmate more than anything else. It didn't matter if they didn't love him back. Harry would offer them his love in return. He would do whatever it took to make his soulmate happy. He would make things right for his soulmate. All of my soulmates AU together in one fic!

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

Vlad discovers something about Danny when his suit rips during a fight. Danny is terrified about how the older man will react. Feat. trans!Danny (can be read as Pompous Pep)

You can't tell me this isn't what would happen...

A series of drabbles for DannyMay. Chapter 30: Identification. "Hey, Vlad... Do you know where Maddie is?" Chapter 31: Free Day. The zoo in Madison, Wisconsin could now boast the most up-to-date tiger enclosure in the whole United States.

Voldemort succeeds in stealing the philosopher's stone, but not all is as it seems.

Harry didn't know what to expect when he joined up with Voldemort in the final battle, but he hadn't expected this. After a short but lethal war, the Light side still hurting after the Boy-Who-Lived's betrayal, they finally overpower the Dark and sentence the two to death. For the first time, there will be no survival. LV/HP, Character Death, Oneshot.

Who needs Trials, when you've got Team Skull? Guzma really needs to re-address the exact rules of the Team Skull dress code.

A tomarrytine fic. HP/TR. Oneshot. What happens when Tom and Harry get summer jobs next door to each other? The story where Tom discovers he likes ice cream and Harry just so happens to work in an ice cream parlour.

Some things are not what you imagine.

Thumbelina/Strange Magic Crossover. The two Fairy Kingdoms have diplomatic ties, and formal meetings of the royal families every three years. For the first time, the Dark Forest will also be represented. Oneshot.

1724. All Harry wanted to do was to cross the Atlantic and start his apprenticeship under one of the most renowned physicians. Tom Riddle is convinced everything floating in the seven seas belongs to him. That includes ship-wrecked, green-eyed youths. Especially if they tell him to fuck off. [yes this is a Pirate!AU. Oneshot. Kind of?]

Another "Harry goes back in time" fic. What happens when a five-year-old randomly apparates into the newly constructed Hogwarts, horribly beaten and dying? He is found and raised by a surprisingly gentle Salazar, until he one day returns to his proper time...only he's seventeen years older than he was when he left. Either Snarry or Harrymort...you decide. BOTH SEQUELS UP!

!Summoning!AU! In which Harry tries to summon a familiar to bond with and gets Tom instead. TMR/HP SLASH; Oneshot

What was going to happen to him was something terrifying; all his instincts were rebelling against his decision but Harry resisted. Now it was his turn to make a sacrifice and ensure their survival. Compliant with the DH up to the events in Malfoy Manor. HP/LV COMPLETE & EPILOGUE!

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

Oneshot. Salazar asks Helga to help him with something...

Harry's boyfriend, Tom Riddle, loves to see Harry naked—can get aroused from just a bit of exposed skin. Harry can't quite understand it. Asexual!Harry. AU.

By the hand of Megatron the savior of the world is killed, but All Spark has never been one to give up that easily. A Movieverse tale with violence, mature themes and slash. Bee/Sam. Editing has been finished.

Ever since Stan regained his true form, Ari found himself staring at the man. He can't place what it is that's different, but the evil king has noticed his slave's quiet behavior, and chooses to confront him in a way only the Great Evil King Stan could! Warning for sexual situations. Stan x Ari.

Harry receives a letter from a seven-year-old boy begging him for help fighting the monsters under his bed. The problem? The letter is fifteen years old, and the sender is none other than Draco Malfoy. DH slash, EWE. Complete.

Nanako, Yu and Adachi bond by watching a children's anime about idols. Surprisingly, it's better than Adachi expected. [vaguely hinted yu/adachi, spoilers for the ending of P4]

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Desmond's jump in Brazil didn't go as planned.

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

AU(ish) post first games. Desmond never fancied himself Rapunzel, but he's getting rescued from that white tower by some kind of knight. (Revised 12/4: now with 30% more Bleeding Effect!)

Ogilvie's got more in his luggage than they bargained for, and it's got a fondness for convicted criminals.

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

Written for the Dreamwidth Bleach Kink Meme by Colqhoun. WARNING: Cannibalism and Dark themes Urahara comes across Ichigo eating a corpse during the Quincy War. Ichigo shares his secrets.

Something is 'wrong,' with Harry. He's hearing voices. or rather, a voice. Its telling him he's been on the wrong side since the beginning. Harry doesn't believe it. But for how long? Dark!Harry, eventual HP/LV slash. Don't like don't read. Complete with epilogue. Sequel up.

When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6

Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.

Neku believes in expanding his horizons. He believes in change through clashing. He does not believe in letting his zombie-angel friend preen his hair. Contains Joshua acting like a bird, Mr. H contemplating the natural instincts of Reapers, and Neku wondering what he did in his pas lives to deserve such weird friends.

Neku keeps a little book of letters to Joshua, it would be a shame if it fell into the wrong hands (tiny NekuJosh if you squint.)

Harry suggests to hire Lucius as DADA teacher in order to get information. Lucius agrees because he's curious & wants to use Harry to further Malfoy's family influence. What will happen next as they both become attracted to each other? Smart and powerful Harry. Master of Death Harry Potter. Slash. Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter.

When Zimmer left Rivet City without him, the Institute stopped summoning him to come back. But 4 months 3 days 11 hours 12 minutes 29 seconds after re-activation, he had no idea why he was being summoned again. Butch/Harkness. Slash. COMPLETE.

Harry has a need that even he can't understand, when it comes right down to it Lucius is there for him, an in depth look at one hell of a twisted relationship, read A/N for warnings. Mature, Dom/sub reltionship

Harry reveals the fact that he is a horcrux to Voldemort during the final battle, and Voldemort decides to keep Harry safe and protected. Knowing that he and Voldemort are the only two people who will live forever, Harry distances himself from everyone but Voldemort, and develops a growing fascination with the man and his dark, peculiar, ways. HPLV! Not DH Compliant! MPREG!

Gumshoe is killed in the line of duty, and Edgeworth walls off his grief, unable to deal. Written for the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme.

Detective Gumshoe comes across a young law student on the verge of a breakdown. What can he say to persuade him to keep on trying?

Edgeworth finally opens up to Gumshoe about how lonely he's become.

Something strange his happening to Harry, while others come into their inheritances easily Harry struggles to accept what he is forced to become, who his mate is, and what it all means for the war! He doesn't want this! What will he do! Read A/n for details.

Zacharie has a creepy fascination with the Puppeteer's power over the Batter.

The Batter and Zacharie have been working for so, so long to grasp this one moment. The weary merchant is not about to let this one slip through his fingers. One-shot.

Whenever the Batter seeks out the traditional merchant of his universe, Zacharie, for a very makeshift game of baseball, he finds that his fellow player isn't quite able to step up to his level. One-shot.

"Part of him wants to follow, to find out what's going on, and why the world hasn't ended. He almost does. Almost." Sequel to 'Please Don't Leave Me', warnings for gore and character death. **EDIT** Probably going to re-write this, and add it as a second chapter to 'PDLM'.

*ENDGAME SPOILERS* The Batter accidentally reveals his monster form to the Queen, and her reaction isn't at all what he'd expected. NSFW.

Away from his home, a lost man searches for a new tribe to belong to.

AU. In a world where Voldemort never existed, Harry Potter is just your average seventh year Gryffindor, who has a loving family and a happy life. One day, he finds a portrait of a boy who lived decades ago, and everything changes. Is it possible to love a portrait? Is it a portrait at all? HP&TMR slash. [COMPLETE]

A deadly fight was all it took to scare Desmond out of his wits. A small tussle was all it took to get Alex curious. After a series of events, these two opposing forces must work together for the same cause, but will they ever come to an agreement?

Six months after the Game has ended, Neku's life is getting back to normal. But he still has some unresolved issues, all revolving around a certain godlike figure. My first and last chaptered fic. Neku/Joshua, Hanekoma/Joshua but not the focus.

He stretched out his half-rotten limb towards blood-red eyes. "My master." He whispered sotfly. "My master." While taking the locket, Dumbledore made a different choice: to kill two birds with one stone. And now the wizarding world will have to pay for it. HPLV, Halloween-fic.

One-Shot: When life knocks you down, you have to get right back up, and when it hands you lemons, you do your best to make lemonade. That's the way it's always been for Joey and he's not about to give up now just because he's been knocked down harder and the lemon he's been handed is bigger than any he's ever dealt with before. He'll persevere, like he always has.

Prompted by a piece of artwork by w0lf-61 on deviantart. Silver is angry that Gold is playing round again and decides to take such matters into his own hands. (SilverxGold) PreciousmetalShipping BoyxBoy hard-yaoi. Rated M for a reason! AU prostitute!Silver, Saxophonist!Gold (PWP)

With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

Abridged fic. 'I see a spirit dying to live, I see an explosion of colour, I see denial and weakness and I see the man I would do anything for.' YBxMI

If anyone asked Harkness if there was any trouble in Rivet City, he'd answer 'Sure. You can find the barber in the Muddy Rudder.' Because, he had never met anyone as troublesome as Butch. Told in 3 parts. Pre-slash to Slash COMPLETE

Joey has secretly loved Kaiba for six years. When Kaiba buys a run-down publishing house Joey works out of, will it be a new beginning for them? Warning: This story is not for the faint of heart. Lemons, adult sits. and adult lang. Please R&R JoeyxSeto

Puppyshipping One-shot. Katsuya's a half-nymph half-elf and he's just save two land nymph's and a Prince's brother. Now he just hungry, horny, and relaxed.

It's best to not make bets while drunk... Butch/Harkness slash.

The following is a fanbased parody of a fanbased parody! Marik and Bakura are running late to the next Evil Council and take a detour through London. What happens when Marik has fanboy urges? Only the worst for Bakura...

AU: Given memories of the future, Seifer has the chance to alter his life before any of his mistakes are made. Despite the temptation to choose the same side as before, Seifer makes SeeD and changes everyone's futures. Seifer/Squall Co-writer:KitKatt0430

York and Zach have a little "alone" time.

James Garret is bored of his toys. His new guard tries to help. James Garret/Harkness COMPLETE

When he wakes up and tries to remember why he's in the hospital, he can't. There's a man – obviously a doctor – standing at the foot of his bed, so he stares at him and tries to understand. Truths, however, aren't always that easy to deduce.

The EFF Hole Continued... "Kiss my ass Marik!" Marik paused again, "But there's poop down there." How in the world is Bakura ever going to pull, or yank rather, Marik out of the bloody closet? YGOTAS Thiefshipping. Lemon in later chapters.

If Voldemort had discovered that Harry was a horcrux, things might have turned out quite differently. Warning: Attempted suicide, mature content, character death, SLASH, het, and unexpected pairings. Now complete.

Ellis has become a victim of CEDA's experiments, and Nick's not sure if he'll ever be normal again. Hunter Ellis, Nick/Ellis slash.

Red Mists accepts his twisted feelings for Kick-Ass, but does that change anything? The future takes a turn for the worse, bloodier and more brutal. Chris acts like the spoiled brat he is and Dave shows his true colors, for no hero is without flaws. SLASH

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.

Slash. Danny has a run-in with Walker again, and decides that the prudent prison warden could use a little anarchy.

WalterxHenry OneShot. He fought against the echoing sadness, the tired sorrow, the empty regrets and feeling of loneliness. He wondered if Walter felt this way. If he could comprehend remorse.

Shaun is not Desmond's primary care for aches, pains, or broken bones. Lucy disagrees, apparently. SNARK, DENIAL, MASTURBATION, LANGUAGE, SEX, ETC. Desmond/Shaun edited

Leonardo won't talk to Ezio, but Ezio keeps listening; Shaun doesn't tell Desmond anything, but Desmond keeps listening. Slash

It's time for The Joker to find out who the real Batman is. Rating may change in later chapters, BrucexJoker in late chapters too...

It's hard to be a crazy ex-cop on the run, obsessed with bringing the virus that ruined your life to justice. It's worse when you finally find that virus and he wants to adopt you. Playing along's all in the name of revenge, right? Thrax/Jones, AU

A young man is admitted to Alchemilla Hospital after a car accident. But after experiencing the horrors of Silent Hill, it's as if he's been incarcerated in Hell itself as he battles his past for his very sanity. Multiple endings, including possible M/M.

--After everything, despite his quirks, she was lucky to have such a brilliant child. He was any mothers dream, an angel---Light closed his eyes, trying to block out some of the sound--

While trying to get used to his new body, Dio accidentally discovers his Stand. :: The World x Dio

Danny's been away to college for a while now. So what's a billionaire to do when he comes across an old scrapbook and suddenly finds himself faced with the urge to go see him? Well he packs up his suitcase and heads to New York, of course. Pompous Pep.

Two very unlikely doctors meet in a fate-filled meeting at the local Suds N' Stuff.

-Seto x Yugi AU- Curiously, he asked, “Well, how was your day?” Eagerness was radiating from his grandson. “Great!” the little boy giggled. “I met a friend.”

MercutioxRomeo. Set before the play begins. Romeo declares his undying love for Capulet’s niece Rosaline. Mercutio isn’t remotely impressed. Oneshot.

Rorschach is willing to offer Daniel anything to keep their partnership post Keene. Daniel/Rorschach, one sided. Near dub-con. Written for the kinkmeme.

HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.

Harkness/OMC. The Lone Wanderer is trying to decide what exactly humanity means in the Wasteland, and ends up discovering that it can be found in strange places.

Fools. Every single person in this godforsaken town is a damn fool. Their short attention spans strayed enough for me to slip through the cracks. Slight OOC, hints of Gary/Petey

A city as big as New York has a lot of secrets. When the infection hits the streets, there are changes that cannot be undone, lives that will never be the same - and maybe that's okay. Zombie!AU. Vaguely Dan/Ror. Crack premise, serious treatment.

He poofs! I can't really say any more. Crackfic.

Just a silly puppyshipping fic. Idea formed from watching YGO : The Abridged Series. Slight Boy Love. Don't like, don't read.

This is a look into a couple of sessions that Dr. J.M. Barrie, a famous psychologist, had with Captain Hook and Peter Pan. At the end are his clinical notes he wrote after the two sessions.

Somebody is loose aboard the Ark. Along with a gun that looks suspiciously a lot like Megatrons fusion cannon. oneshot

Dimensions can easily be torn and thoughts can warp into completely different dimensions. Walter/Henry. Anal, Angst, mild torture, obsession, mild bondage, ect.

TF2 Team Fortress 2 fic. Scout ponders the values of motherly love. Heavy/Medic

Herbert and Dan go on vacation and get detoured into a horribly familiar valley...

Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.

Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover

A look at the relationship between an Autobot and a Decepticon. Pairing: Surprise! Warning:Slash Content Inside Don't say I didn't warn you

Thundercracker hasn’t updated his anti-virus in a few million years. Starscream hasn’t figured out what he’s being punished for yet. And Skywarp’s stuck in the middle. Please R&R

Bumblebee goes to the cliff to find a young sparkling, and remembers the incident that brought it into being. No pairings

G1 AU / post TF:TM - After Cybertron's destruction, two survivors wait out their final months after crashing on a forsaken and dangerous planet. Slash - second Prime/Starscream story on FFnet! Complete

[HPLV] Parody. 'The spectators gave up all pretences of fighting and gathered around them, Death Eaters, Aurors, and Order of the Phoenix members alike.' Alternate DH ending. Pointless and silly. Tribute to breaching the 1,000 review mark on Paraselenic.

With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.

[Part 5, FugoxNarancia, drabble] Oversized tshirts and Narancia being a shotabrat.

For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.

Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.

AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.

Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.

Henry deals with everyone but Walter. Silent Hill, however, has a rather annoying habit of forcing you into situations you are not going to like and make it your fault.

Sometimes a bond of trust is what's most important. NokoMitsu, 4 parts, YAOI

Robins in a bar. Four of them, in fact. Timmy, Dick, Jason, and Steph gather together to discuss Robin related things. Topics of discussion include that most important question: Who looks best in the green panties?

As I looked through my closet, I grumble when I realize there weren’t any more clean clothes.WARNING: yaoi, necrophiliac incest! EdwardxAlphonse

A late night stroll has strange results for Ichabod. slash mpreg Complete

Neo shuts down the Matrix manually; Smith fails to stop him. Short and pointless. Inspired by the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Daisy, daisy!