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Fav shows: Futurama, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, South Park

Fav Games: Tony Hawk's American Wasteland, Futurama game, Simpsons Hit and Run Jak 2

"Bite my shiney metal ass!" Bender Futurama

"Pizza Dilevery for Seymore Asses" Fry

"There's no on here by that name" Some guy

"Spider Pig Spider Pig does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't he's a pig."

"Who made dookie in the urinal!?"

My japanese name is Fujiwara (wisteria fields) Shun (fast person)

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The Night Tenten Went Crazy by RedReaperAlpha reviews
Tenten is tired of being a minor character and goes on a rampage!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Tenten - Complete
Avenue Toon by otherrealmwriter reviews
A parody of Avenue Q. Dib a recent college graduate looks for a purpose Itachi wants to fufill his dreams while his fiance Gaz just wants a client. Danny Fenton is the Superintendant of Avenue Toon. Written as the story to the songs. Rather high T on some
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Deidara, Man or Woman? by otherrealmwriter reviews
Deidara is new to the Akatsuki and attracts the interest of his partner Sasori. The only problem? He thinks Deidara's a girl. It's up to Kisame and Tobi to prove him wrong. A crackfic with hilarious results!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Coffee, Ottsels and Hangovers by aaaaaaaaaaaasda reviews
Oneshot. First fanfic. Flamers will be drowned in icy water. R & R plz. Constructive criticism and ideas welcome.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Daxter, Jak M. - Complete
Chaos In Springfield:The Mask Attacks by Sideshow Bob Roberts reviews
When Stanley Ipkiss's mask floats its way into Springfield, it wreaks havoc. Several citizens fall victim of its awesome power, but completly misuse it! CHAPTERS 2 & 3 ARE UP!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Rat Race, Simpsons Style! by Sideshow Bob Roberts reviews
When Mr. Burns randomly selects members of Springfield to race for 2 Million, havoc is unleashed. Who will win? UPDATE: Edited and revamped! Added more detail and one character!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,148 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Who Shot Eric Cartman? pt 1 by otherrealmwriter reviews
A parody of Who Shot Mr.Burns. Cartoon charcthers and a few OCs are in a police roundup on who committed attempted murder! send me your guesses! I'll keep you guessing...
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
The Frying Game by I Am The Prince of Wales reviews
In which all of Fry's friends and Zapp try to find him a new woman and everyone learns a valuable lesson.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2008 - P. Fry, H. Farnsworth
Red Summer by Quazie89 reviews
Brian's gay cousin comes over to visit once again...a few characters die...what's a poor dog to do?
Crossover - Star Wars & Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Luke S., Han S., Brian G., Peter G. - Complete
How Happy is Your Meal by Secret Snoopy reviews
It's a typical McDonalds meal in a McDonalds commercial... or is it? Yeah, it is.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
The Real Fry by Enhas reviews
Leela thinks that Fry may be hiding something from her.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2007 - T. Leela, P. Fry - Complete
No Second Chances by Enhas reviews
Post Bender's Big Score. There are no second chances or do overs when you really need it, as Fry discovers.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2007 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
The OxiClean Guy Goes Insane by Bob the Ant aka Hat-Boy reviews
USE OXICLEAN! He goes insane.
TV Commercials - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
The 'Flame Flamer' by Nenshite reviews
[Makes fun of all those annoying commercials where they try to sell you stuff.][Everyone has one of those days when they get a flame.]
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Meeting the Simpsons by Quazie89 reviews
A Simpson crossover with Futurama,this story takes place a couple of years before Fry gets frozen into the future. He moves to Springfield with his parents and meets the Simpsons.
Crossover - Simpsons & Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Bart S., Homer S., Marge S., P. Fry - Complete
Azumanga Paradise by RedReaperAlpha reviews
Ever wanted to live in an Azumanga paradise? Parody of "Amish Paradise" by Wierd Al.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Where's the car Mommy? by otherrealmwriter reviews
Rocko's Modren Life The story of the lost boy Rocko and Heiffer run into at the Otown mall while looking for a parking space. Oneshot.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
A Tense Game by BlackBee reviews
A game between two Pong players.
Pong - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Ninja sissy slap by ChibiSkitty-donna reviews
This story is what would happen if Itachi and Sasuke fight each other. R and R but please be nice. This is my first fanfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Jeopardy of Doom by otherrealmwriter reviews
Dib gets an idea to expose Zim from SNL but it backfires in his face. A parody of Celerbity Jeopardy on Saturday Night Live
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Bender Meets Strong Bad by mdizzle reviews
Worlds Collide when Bender from Futurama lands in the world of Homestarrunner. And meet his new friend Strong Bad. Disclaimer: Don't own either of these two. Won't update till I get some reviews for chapter 2.
Crossover - Futurama & Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006
Zimarama by shany94a reviews
Invader Zim and Gir meet the Planet Express crew from Futurama ... COMPLETED
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,410 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Know Your Stars: Futurama by coffeexcoffeexcoffee reviews
The Futurama gang goes on All That's Know Your Stars! Chapter5: Prof. Farnsworth! Please R&R!
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006
Angry Pong Player by IkeanMike reviews
See what happens when a pong player gets the crappy joystick.......
Pong - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
When Pong Goes Wrong:Part 2 by IkeanMike reviews
Part 2 to the amazing story of WHEN PONG GOES WRONG!
Pong - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
When Pong Goes Wrong by IkeanMike reviews
Its just one of those boring Saturday nights!Review please!
Pong - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Pre Wedding Machinations by Draegoness reviews
[Three Part Poem] Mischevious machinations and bashed by the bride! Kicked across the room and still he survives! What will happen to Daxter next? [Final chapter: Somebody's Funeral]
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Daxter, Tess - Complete
Gossip And Shouts by Draegoness reviews
It's a poem! The people of Haven are gossiping about a certain 'Dark' individual... Until he shows up.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Jak M., Kid - Complete
Godzilla Rap by mdizzle reviews
i'm doing this because this section should have A LOT more pages. but this is basically the rap everyone at my school keeps trying to get me to do for them. they just can't get enough.well the ones that know i do this. rated for language. Oh and i don't o
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 11/19/2004
Dark Desires by Sabulana reviews
Dark JakJak. Can darkness really love? R&R please. Constructive critisism welcome, flames not.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Jak M., Torn - Complete
Of Mice and Mutants by David J. Warner reviews
The infamous X-Men/Pinky & the Brain Crossover. Based on both animated series.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/1999
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