Hello everybody, and welcome to my House of Pain and Misery. If you don't like angst, TURN BACK NOW! Anyways, on to introductions! I am Deadly Pleasures, otherwise known as Ash~chan. I'm eighteen and a freshman in college. I spend most of my time- when not in classes- writing and reading X-files fanfiction, beta reading my friend Do As Eternity's Doctor Who fanfiction, and playing the MMO Flyff. Right now, I'm anxiously awaiting the new X-files movie and wishing (and hopefully not in vain), that the great god Chris Carter will finally have Mulder and Scully admit their feelings for each other. :crosses fingers: I don't really have time for much else, but I will leave you with one final remark: GO BUY NIGHTWISH'S DARK PASSION PLAY!! NOW!!! .

There's not much else to say other than go and bask in the angst...and the occasional shipper-ness. Okay...well...always shipperness.

DEADLY PLEASURES' FAVOURITE COUPLES (and if you disagree, you die :eye twitch:)
(Italics indicates that I have or am in the process of writing a fanfiction)

Mulder and Scully (The X-Files)
House and Cameron (House, MD)
Tidus and Yuna (Final Fantasy X)
The Doctor and Rose (Doctor Who)
Bella and Edward (The Twilight series)
Olivia and Elliot (Law & Order: SVU)

DEADLY PLEASURES' BIG LIST OF GREAT FANFICS
(Tilde indicates a must-read)

~~~Donnilee's X-Files Fanfiction (WARNING: Most of the fanfiction on this site is rated NC-17 for graphic, but very tasteful, depictions of sex! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)
Gertie's Shipper Friendly Fanfiction (This is a listing of very good fanfiction. It even contains some of the works of epic X-Files fanfiction writer, Leyla Harrison. Leyla Harrison died of cancer February 10th of 2001. She was immortalized in the X-File episodes "Alone" and "Scary Monsters". RIP Leyla.)
~~Gossamer (This is the BEST site for X-Files Fanfiction. It archives over 35,000 stories!!!)
~~~~Aphrodisia (This 7 part story explores in depth the development of a loving and responsible BDSM relationship. This is the BEST FIC I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SUBJECT. However, because it depicts scenes of graphic sex, this series gets a rating of EXTREME NC-17.)
~~~Do As Eternity's Fanfiction (My friend Do As Eternity's fanfiction. Includes: Doctor Who, Inuyasha, and Final Fantasy X fanfics. A must-read for Doctor Who fans! )

One Final Note Before Parting:

I am currently working on two separate X-File fanfics. One is already up on this site under my old account as a betafic. Its really bad :shudders at 14-year-old self's attempt at fanfiction: If you really wanna read the old version (and who would want to?? o.O), its entitled "Moribund". I am also working on an as-of-yet-untitled AU-ish fanfic centered on an escaped serial killer who likes to "collect" women. And now, for a brief preview!!
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A single gunshot reverberated throughout a cramped room, bouncing booming echoes off of cold, concrete walls. Vivid red showered from the back of a woman‘s head, spraying the dingy walls with a macabre façade of paint. Chunks of grayish-pink and brilliant white scattered indiscriminately, just like any other over-exaggerated horror film. Only it wasn’t a movie; it was a real life fucking melodrama starring himself and Scully as the main players. All acted out for some sick psycho’s twisted fantasy. Throughout Mulder’s head, he could hear the echo of the demented serial killer’s voice screaming out, warning him of the dire consequences if he closed his eyes.

“If you close your eyes, mother fucker, I’ll just kill another. And another. And another. And then when I’m finished, I kill your little chickadee, too. But she won’t have the mercy of a gun, no sir-e. Uh huh. A pretty little knife for the pretty little red-head.”