Mana Hamasaki
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Joined 09-08-09, id: 2077961, Profile Updated: 04-29-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

You may call me Mana Hamasaki... because that's my name.

I'm twenty-one. I am a Jashinist. And I love Ramen. X3

Current Obsession;

Naruto.

Favorite Characters From Said Obsession;

1. Hidan

2. Deidara

3. Sasori

4. Sai

5. Sasuke Uchiha

6. Itachi Uchiha

7. Tobi

8. Kakuzu

9. Pein

10. Suigetsu

More about me:

Hometown: Konoha

Hair Color: Jet Black

Eye Color: Ice Blue

Birthdate: 2nd of May.

Height: 5'7"

Siblings: None that I am aware of.

Favorite Books: Anything Manga. X3

How many languages do you speak? English, French, some Spanish, and Japanese.

What is your occupation? I do not have an occupation at this time.

What are you listening to right now? Lollipop (CandyMan) By: Aqua

What was the last thing you ate? Ramen

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Purple.

How is the weather right now? Sunny but Chilly.

Favorite drink? Tea.

Favorite sport to watch? Tennis.

Have you ever dyed your hair? No.

Do you wear contacts or glasses? I have glasses, but don't wear them.

What is your favorite T.V. show? Naruto.

What was the last movie you watched? Naruto Shippuden 2: Bonds

What do you do to vent anger? Listen to music, sleep, write, punch things...

What was your favorite toy as a child? My stuffed Panda Bear.

Fall or Spring? Spring!

Hugs or kisses? Depends.

Cherry or Blueberry? Cherries.

What is on the floor of your closet? Oh, dear Jashin...I cant SEE the floor of my closet...

Favorite smell? Strangly...Blood

What inspires you? Songs, people, books.

What are you afraid of? Losing everything.

Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Cheese burgers.

Favorite car? Black Limo.

Favorite dog breed? Labs.

Favorite day of the week? Thursdays.

How many states have you lived in? None, I have lived in Konoha all my life.

How many cities have you lived in? (actually, villages) One, Konoha.

Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery? No, but it would be interesting.

Anything Extra You Need To Know About Me!! -

I am completely random, and talk to myself, and have conversations with myself. I made strange noises at the most inappropriate of times, I start to laugh when there is silence in a room even when there is absolutely nothing to laugh about.

I am not afraid to show my weirdness to anyone, I am a public spaz.

I refer to Naruto in conversations even to people that have no idea what it is.

I quote Naruto to random people as well, yes, even when I'm at the store. I will proudly tell the cashier that I am buying this orange jumpsuit to run up trees and one day become Hokage!

I like to put a thick layer of eyeliner on and go to the park down my street and sit in the sandbox, and when someone walks by, no matter who they are, I throw a handful of sand at them yelling, "Sand Coffin!" And yes, I do get strange looks from them. I then tell them that the dark around my eyes is from the demon Shukaku that forced my father to try to assassinate me several times ever since I was six years old.

I like taking walks around my neighborhood and every blade of grass I see, I yell, “Zetsu!!”

When I see a shark on television, I yell to the screen, “Kisame!”

I like to tape very sharp knives to my leg and tie my Konoha headband around my forehead and run around my house, jumping over objects. Fortunately, I have yet to stab myself...

My goal in life: To be pale and get a red tattoo over my left eye, the kanji for Love. Along with having insomnia.

When I see a chicken, I point at its tail feathers and yell, “You stole that style from Sasuke Uchiha!”

When someone says something that is rude to me, I reply while glaring, “Shut up...Or I'll kill you.” When they stare at me like I'm stupid, I say, “Gaara would not approve.” Then walk away, leaving them to SHAME!!

On every paper of homework I have, there is a small drawing of Tobi's mask in each corner.

I have at least called each of my teachers, sensei.

I try very hard to pop water and rubber balloons in my palm, claiming to be learning Rasengan.

I have at least tried a hundred times to make a shadow clone and/or use Shadow Possession.

My usual conversations at lunch consist of sexual things about anime characters. I am a pervert, and I am proud of it!!

Naruto Quiz!

First of all, who is your favorite Naruto Character? Hidan! X3

What's your age? Twenty-one.

Who would you want to marry? Hidan...duh.

Who would you get along with? Tobi, Deidara, Kisame, Itachi, Kakuzu, Sasori.

Who would be your rival? Uh... Anyone that opposes the Akatsuki and tries to kill my beasties.

Who would be your best friend? Tobi.

Who would be your boyfriend? Hidan. He is smexi.

Who do you think is a bitch? Ino & Sakura.

Would you want to have fanboys/fangirls? Fangirls? NO. Fanboys? Hell yes!

Who do you think is annoying? Ino and Sakura.

Who do you think is sweet? Shikamaru.

Who would you want for a brother/sister? Brother- Tobi. Sister- Konan.

Who is your favorite sensei? Jiraiya.

Who is your least favorite sensei? Kuronai, she looks like a whore...no offense...

Do you think Sasuke is gay? No...he just doesnt express loving feelings.

Do you hate Sakura? Yes. I do.

Should Naruto be Hokage? Yeah!

Should Sasuke get revenge on Itachi? Nah.

Do you think Hidan is hott? HELL-TO-THE-FUCKING-YES!!

Do you think Deidara is cute? Very much so, yes.

Do you know Japanese? Hai. (Yes)

Are you obsessed with Naruto? Uh...YEAH!!

Do you think Naruto looks like a cute kitty? (giggles) Yeah!

Ways to tell You are ADDICTED TO NARUTO just like me!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sannin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyuubi seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of death!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

Smart conversations brought to you by me, Mana Hamasaki, and Amaya Nakamura-
Amaya: "What would you do if I told you I was in love with Orochimaru?"
Mana: "What the hell?"
Amaya: "What if I said I was in love with Gaara?"
Mana: "I would be pissed at you then be like, ugh, fine."
Amaya: "What about Kakashi?"
Mana: "My father?! Uhm... Okay...?"
Amaya: "Jiraiya?"
Mana: "Dude... he is like fifty years old, that is soooo wrong in sooo many ways."
Amaya: "Kisame?"
Mana: "Would your kid be a tint of blue?"
Amaya: "Zetsu...?"
Mana: "Would your kid be green, and have two personalities?"
Amaya: "Tobi!?"
Mana: "I would laugh. OK!"
Amaya: "Might Gai?"
Mana: "A... A child rapist!?"
Amaya: "Kabuto?"
Mana: "I would laugh my ass off."

-"Hold on, I have to sneeze." (sneezes) "I just sneezed..." -Mana
"REALLY?" - Amaya

-"Ugh, I have only a cami under this hoodie. I want to take off my hoodie but I only have a cami under it... and it's like... awahahalughwa" -Mana
"awahahalughwa?!" - Amaya

-"I really just want to put my feet on this desk and push off to see what would happen." -Mana

-"Oh! For next Halloween I am going to put on my Konoha headband on and run around jacking little kids candy... and you are going to do it with me!" -Mana
"I would... but oh god." -Amaya

-"Duh dud hada duhh. Yeah. I have issues." -Mana

-"I really just want to put a red blanket on and tie it around my neck, like a cape! Then, I want to jump over my couch." -Mana
"Oh god... please don't." -Amaya

-"We seriously need to put Monster and coffee together out of the creamer... and see what would happen to me." -Mana
"No.. we don't." -Amaya

-"I don't even know! I just started laughing... I think I need more coffee." -Mana
"NO!! NO MORE COFFE FOR YOU!" -Amaya
"Hehe. I just chugged it down. That was my third one!" -Mana
sighs -Amaya
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... THAT SOUNDED SO WRONG!" -Mana

-"TOBI!" -Mana
"Huh? Tobi?" -Amaya

-"Tell me what you think you thought I think I said!" -Mana

-(gasps) - Amaya
"What?" -Mana
"An AKatsuki backpack DOES exist!" -Amaya
"Dude!" -Mana
"Huh?" -Amaya
"Never mind!" -Mana

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have told at least 5 people that you are in love with your favorite character from Naruto paste this on your profile
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!
There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.
If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
Copy and Paste if you've got yourself an addiction to...GAARA!!
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your a ninja copy this into your profile.

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