Hello everyone, i decided i should start putting something here... uh so how about i put some sayings for now, i'd rather work on my stories!

Quotes i like (i don't know where they all come from sorry if you are offended you can tell me and i'll either take it down or give credit, if i know that that is possably my source) oh and if they are mine you are free to repost them if you give me credit, thank you!

"when life gives you lemons ... make chocolate chip cookies and let everyone wonder how you did it!"

"what the hell?! i say when life gives you lemons eat the damn lemon and grin in their stupid faces! ha lemons are yummy!" - my friend in responce to the previous lemon quote... you know who you are.

"you don't know what you got untill you dig through that pile of junk that has been building in your closet for years and find it saying 'hey i never knew i had a this!'"

"normal? no thank you, i'll take the crazy with a side of nuts!"

"Evil? why no i'm just plotting world domination!"

"the goal of life is not to reach the end in a well preserved body, but to come sliding in, scratched and dirty, saying Whoo what a ride!"

"life is too short to take seriously"

"you can't win at life, in the end we all die, the real game is what you do between the start and the end"

"just remember, all of us have already won the most important race of our lives... we beat all the other sperm to the egg"

"life is short and then you die"

"no matter how flat the pancake is there is always another side"