Becky is a 5ft 8 girl who has issues with how tall she is. Currently she is sitting at a broken desk in her mum's front hall (simply placed so the bat can spy on her) with a computer screen too low for her and a chair that makes her back ache. She is typing with chipped pink nail varnish and wondering whether there is any remover in the house. Yes, sadly that is just the kind of trivial thing that passes through her head daily, mixed up with countless daydreams about a certain Potions Proffessor and questions of whether she can be bothered to find her mobile phone. Becky frowns down at the desk where a beheaded gingerbread man is lying, she brushes her fringe out of her eyes yet again and decides she can't quite put off finding her mobile phone any longer and wonders where it is.

Becky hates gingerbread men.

There are many odd things about the 16 year old sea-side town girl, the most pathtic being that she is afraid of the dark. But she admits to herself that she is much more freaked out by the idea of bugs living on everyone's eyelashes then the girl from the Ring coming to get her in the dark. And that is saying something considering the fact that she didn't sleep properly for a week after watching the Ring Zero and how she is now partially afraid of all Japanese people.

Becky sighs and swivels around in the computer chair to call through the door to her Disney loving little sister. Said child appears and eyes her gingerbread man. Becky turns back to the screen after a hasty "Thank you! Mmm gingerbread. I love you." from the little girl. She switches off from the "edit your profile" screen and restarts the Taylor Swift song she tells people she doesn't listen to on Youtube. Then with one more sweep of her fingers across her forehead to brush her fringe out of her eyes she prepares to press the "Update Profile" button, leaving you with her latest trvial ponder.

"Should i cut my hair?"