Hey. My names MajorKlutz2595 or Madysen. I'm a major klutz as my user name suggests. I'm a lot like Bella from Twilight, and I just put that because I don't feel like writing all that stuff out.Ihave far too many favorites to list ( like music, books, etc.). Kinda short portion about me, but I doubt many people read this,so why bother?

Pick the ones that fit you (ones in bold fit me)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I live/used to live in a TRAILOR, so I MUST be white trash with no class.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK alot, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm a girl, lol

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

YOUR REAL NAME: Madysen
YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Madizzle
DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):blue wolf
SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):Deerview ( I don't have a middle name)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Framatue

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):Brown Dr.Pepper

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):Aaeenn

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Heidi

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Spice (lol makes me think of the Spice Girls)

SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks!

Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following.

WHAT IS YOUR NAME: Madysen

4 LETTER WORD: milk!

VEHICLE: Mitsubishi

TV SHOW: Monk

CITY: Minneapolis,Minnesota

BOY NAME: Michael
GIRL NAME: Mandy

OCCUPATION: Mail man

SOMETHING YOU WEAR: muumuu
FOOD: marshmallows

SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM:mirror

REASON FOR BEING LATE: After being diagnosed with Mesothelioma, I managed to muster the might to call my mother Margaret for a meeting at McDonald's, after the morbid news my mother mentioned it was all a malicious joke. Now I'm considering malpractice. (I found it on the internet)

SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: MINE!!, Merry Christmas, May the force be with you, Mamma Mia, Manwhore!, Mwuahahaha!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

QUOTES FROM EDWARD CULLEN

Someone has to spread the good news that we survived.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone’s business.

I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.

You really should stay away from me.

I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly.

I think your friends are angry with me for stealing you.

Only you could get into trouble in a town this small. You would have devastated their crime rate statistics for a decade, you know.

I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak.

Be safe.

You are exactly my brand of heroin.

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…

What a sick, masochistic lion.

Come on, little coward, climb on my back.

Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise?

Your hair looks like a haystack… but I like it.

Technically I can't ever sleep with you. "Very mature, Edward"

You are utterly indecent — no one should look so tempting, it’s not fair.

Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!

And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?

Actually, Esme wouldn’t care if you had a third eye and webbed feet.

No coffins, no piled skulls in the corners; I don’t even think we have cobwebs… what a disappointment this must be for you.

You really shouldn’t have said that.

It seems I’m going to have to tamper with your memory.

You fell down two flights of stairs and through a window. You have to admit, it could happen.

Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand…

I’m sorry if there’s been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is unavailable tonight. To be perfectly honest, she’ll be unavailable every night, as far as anyone besides myself is concerned. No offense. And I’m sorry about your evening.

When someone wants to kill you, you’re brave as a lion — and then when someone mentions dancing…

~Edward Cullen, Twilight

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit

- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is Carlisle, get those apples away from me!

-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Come to the light side. We have EDWARD! I think we know which side wins.

- For Forks sake!

-I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

-Life was so simple when boys had cooties

-I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

-Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I ran with scissors, and lived!

-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-I'm the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

-"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

-A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

-Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous.

-Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

-I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

-I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

-I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

-Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

-Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.

-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

-I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

-Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

-Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips

-Tu madre. I just burned you. In Spanish. So there.

-Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

-Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be

-Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.Our lawyers made us put these warnings in. -In a manual for a motorcycle

-what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

-Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

-Be optimistic, all the people you hate are going to die eventually.

-Smile. It confuses people.
-If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

-If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you don't like.
-Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls or trip.

-The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

-The one thing worse than a boy that hates you: a boy that loves you.

-Perfect men are only fictional.

-When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.

-Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

-A true friend never gets in the way, unless you happen to be going down.

-It's true that we don't know what we've got, until we lose it. It's also true that we don't know what we've been missing, until it arrives.

-Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-What are three words to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse."

-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: Where the heck is the ceiling?

-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

-They laugh because we're losers...
We laugh because they just figured it out

-It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

-Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.

-YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'VE REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN, AND ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT, WHEN YOU WATCH WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, JUST IN CASE SOMEONE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS(guilty)