2011 UPDATE: This is getting ridiculous. I'm not even really going to bother anymore.

2009 UPDATE: Well gosh, I haven't updated in a while. I think I said I was recently fourteen last time, yes? Well, I've been comfortably 15 years old for a long time now. Oh my. And I have a pet frog now! I kidnapped him with a McDonald's cup from Crystal Falls in Michigan. Where I don't live, by the way. My Grandparents cabin is up there, and it takes a hell of along time to get there. I thought he was gonna die on the way home! But he didn't. His name is Caspian! :D

UPDATE NUMBER TWO: Caspian died the day after Christmas, and the ground was too frozen to bury him. I miss him. He was awesome.

2008: Right, well this is Whisper Otonashi. I guess that's really all there is to it. I recently turned fourteen, and my middle name is Elizabeth. However, because I am slightly paranoid, that's all your getting out of me about my identity. So if you want to call me Elizabeth or something, I guess that's fine.

I am the eldest of four kids, and I live in a pretty small house where we have to share the laptops, so hopefully that will explain the lack of stories. Also, if I ever start writing a story, (stupid writers block!! D: ) hopefully that will also explain the fact that I don't update often.

Or you could just call me lazy. Either works.

VERY IMPORTANT!!:

My computer does not like the format on FF.net, or FF.net does not like the format of my computer. And also, any changes I make via FF.net NEVER, EVER, SAVE! AND THAT MESSES IT UP EVEN MORE!! So whenever I submit something, the careful style I had it in is immediately shot to hell. That is the reason my works aren't organized very well.

My favorite animes are:

Death Note

Naruto

Dennou Coil

Red Garden

Tsubasa; Reservoir Chronicle

and Tekkon Kinkreet.

However, I own none of these. If I did, do you really think I'd be sitting here, typing all of this up? Heck no! I'd be off somewhere buying new books. (with the masses of wealth I would have).

And now, I will enlighten you with a few of my favorite quotes. When I remember them, I'll add more, but for now:

One may smile, and smile, and be a villain. ~ (I think it's Shakespeare. Not sure though.)

An artist must convince others of the truth of their lies. ~ (Again, I forgot who wrote it.)

I completely oppose violence! Anyone who supports it should be shot!

Procrastinators Unite! ...Tomorrow. (This is my personal motto! XD )

Organized people are too lazy to look for things. (This one too! XP )

My mind is like lightening; one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Cross Country- pass the weak, hurdle the dead.

Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more.
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4. (Found on DeviantART: a signature of the artist named StuffDotCom. )

2009 UPDATE QUOTES: Hoo boy, I've got some great stuff from my teachers this year. I'll write some down:

"Way to play into the stereotype. Telling them there's good literature in Playboy."

There is!"

I know."

~Mr. Bell and Mr. Lessing. We call it the "Blessing" class.

Sensei will love you even if you aren't perfect.

But Sensei will love you more if you are.

~(My Japanese sensei is such a character. She's great!)

"Yeah, when I was young my father would always tell me, "I love your mother more than you." He was very clear that my mother was more important."

~Mr. Lessing

"And we will be sitting in front of your computers, typing your essays, fisting our names. And we're okay with that. We know it's frustrating. We assigned it, after all."

~Mr. Bell and Mr. Lessing

"You know, one year I came into my classroom and there was a little lego man on my desk. And I was like, "What the heck is that?"

So I did nothing and it stayed there for a few days. Eventually a senior (or it might have been a sophmore. Maybe a senior?) came up to me and asked, "Did you get our present?" "What present?" "The lego man! That's lego Mr. Bell!" "...What?" "While we were writing our papers, we built a lego Mr. Bell so we could swear at you.""

~Mr. Bell was explaining just how frustrated we would get while writing our papers. :D

"My first impression of Bellboy was his shirt was kinda starchy. He seemed competent but kind of anal."

"And I thought Lessing was a fucker."

Mr Lessing's and Mr. Bell's first impressions of each other.

"And I figured that we had better wait for you to show up to answer the question" -Lessing

"Because we have a stand-up comedy routine?" -Bell

"Because I'll start talking and you'll take over... like an old married couple!" -Lessing

Back to 2008:

Finally, I also enjoy drawing, and I have an account at DeviantART. In case you're ever interested, or bored enough to follow random links, here it is:

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now