Hey.

everyone calls me Emma (it's not my real name but meh) I'm 18.

I read so much it's practically unhealthy. mostly books until xx-twilight7-xx got me addicted to fan fiction. Everyone who knows me thinks I'm a bookworm and my friend's regularly call me antisocial because to be honest I would rather read then do most other things (I know sad isn't it)

Some of my favorite Authors include: Julie Garwood (I read The Bride 16 times - Historical romance), Stephanie Meyer (Twilight of course), Sherrilyn Kenyon (can't get enough of the Dark-Hunter series-supernatural romance), Melina Marchetta (teen angst/drama), Karen Robards (suspense/crime/Romance), Johanna Lindsay (Historical Romance), Susan Elizabeth Philips (Drama/Romance), Janet Evanovich (Romance/Comedy), Linda Howard (suspense/Romance)

Are you picking up a theme (HINT: romance)

I am a complete wimp and I mean WIMP!, i crawled down stairs backwards till I was 3 and even now will do anything to avoid getting hurt (I only have one scar on my entire body and it was not my fault i have also never broken a bone and i haven't been to hospital for an injury or illness since I was born, well i did go once but that was only casualty because we were on holiday and it tuned out I only had swimmers ear, you probably didn't need to know that shrugs)

Disclaimer: i do not own any of the Twilight characters, though i did come up with a plot to kill Bella and marry Edward. meh

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

This is Bunny.

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Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

Quotes from 2008/2010 from the Moruya Crew + Lydia and randoms (you know who you are)

"Which is the onion layer?"-Rachel

"Do crabs have whiskers?"-Rachel

"We have to spend a 2 hour math exam... doing math!"-Anita

"I am not your coachman"-Anita

"I'm just in a short mood."-Lydia

"That drink bottle is white. People aren't white."-Anita

"What would happen if I took the lolly pop stand and made out with it?"-Anita

"Who to do on the weekend"-Rachel

"Arh... stupidity hurts."-Lydia

"I went into the cupboard looking for the fridge."-Lydia

"What bit me?... Oh a fork."-Anita

"GOSH!"-Anita

"Lydia has patted my cat!"-Emma. "You ate your cat." -Amanda. "But it was in a dream!" -Emma

"He's going to the cemetery. Don't you feel horrible now?" -Emma. "He's old. Of course everyone he loves is dead." -Amanda

"It's not a bong. I don't even know what a bong looks like." -Lydia. "If you don't know what a bong looks like then how do you know it was not a bong?" -Amanda

"My mum always wanted a girl." -Lydia. "Yeah and she got you instead." -Amanda

"What am I on?" -Lydia. "Carrots" -Anita

"Look at it this way. You can either get hit once... or multiple times." - Lydia

"I'm going to marry Russell Brand." - Anita "I'll fight you for him." - Shannon. (Guy in KMART)

""Miley Cyrus wrote a book?" - Shannon

"I lost my only hair band... but I have another." – Anita

“See that person over there? They’re dying.” – Anita

“When did we get a billboard? Oh it’s a truck.” – Rhiannon

“Laughing burns more calories than eating pizza.’ – Anita

“Did she die?” – Anita. “No. She moved to Brisbane.” – Nick. “Same thing.” – Anita

“Rach can you hear me?” – Lydia. “Billy Talent.” – Rachael

“Shouldn’t it be James on my mind?” – Nick

“He fucks everyone he meets... that’s sweet.” – Claire

“Oh dear.” – Claire

“There’s a bird on my head isn’t there?” – Anita

“That’s like the Motel... minus the shed.” – Anita. “And minus the Motel.” – Jane

“I blame science for making me smell like a man.” – Lydia

“She’s serenading us with her dolphin song.” – Emma

“I could totally be a bimbo.” – Lydia

“Cells complete me.” – Rach, Emily and Anita

“I think I have...” – Lydia “...diseases.” – Anita

“I’m going to name your gearstick Henry.” – Anita “Henry’s a hot name. I would totally have sex with Henry.” –Lydia

“He is just so spoonable.” – Lydia

“I didn’t mean to lick.” – Anita

“The world’s going to end. I’m going to go kidnap someone.” – Mrs Donohue (my maths teacher)

“Tuna and a Goat.” – Caitlyn

“Whenever I see boobs I strip.” – Lydia

“I’ll serenade you to have sex with you.” – Anita

“You can’t choose to be black Lydia.” – Anita

“Did you laugh at the prospect of a fat fish?” - Anita to Rachael

“I would never do oral. Never in my life would I do oral.” - Anita (she means an oral presentation you sick people!)

“I’m not on you.” – Anita “Yes you are.” – Nick

“Oh no! I must discard my gum!” – Anita

“Yawnings contagious” – Lydia “So’s HIV” - Anita

“Am I a sponge?” Claire

“Albinos? As in the ones that live in Antarctica?” – Lydia

“Teach me to be hard” – Anita

“Can you put a microwave in the oven?” – Lydia

“I’ll smother you when I put on my comfortable pants” – Anita

“My legs hurt from last night” – Emma

"my hands are sticky from touching David" - Emma

“It will go away quicker if you suck harder.” – Lydia

“Just give it to me!” – Emma

“I get off half-way.” – James

“Smell me.” – Emma

“I wanna have a cone.” – Lydia

“There’s nothing on TV on Sunday.” – Anita. “Yeah... Saturday Disney.” – Lydia

“I really like my dog.” – Father Tom

“”You only have one chance to blow it.” – Mrs Whiting

“Should I use my fingers or my tongue?” – Nick

“Can I spoon your meat?” – Anita

“I’m more manly then you.” – Nick. “I do hope so.” – Anita

“Pop your cherry,” – Brooke “My House.” – Anita

“Five minutes in the sun and... BAM I’m black.” – Anita

“Screw the concert. Let’s go rape people!” – Jess

“Oh my pens a slut!” – Anita

“Her tongue’s been on that.” – Mary “Her tongues been on this.” – Jess points to self

“Do you want to suck on my candy cane?” – Emma

“Oh I hate people that do the legal limit!” – Rach

“You’re doing 90.” – Anita. “No now 80.” – Rachael. ‘It’s a 50 zone!” – Anita

“Please tell me you’re talking about the liquid coke and not the powdered coke.” – Jess. “You can get powdered coke?” – Anita

“I have the urge to lick your face right now even though I’m angry at you.” – Rachael

“I can’t love a corpse.” – Jess. “Yes you can. It’s called necrophilia.” – Anita

“You’re going to get a smack when you get home.” – Jess

“Apparently prostitutes are bad for you.” – Sean

“It’s getting passed around... like herpes.” – Anita

“He loves me.” – Jess. ‘Well you didn’t marry him.” Nick. “I’m his sister.” – Jess. “I’m a guy.” – Nick

“I am never getting pregnant.” – Nick

“Why don’t you wear gloves?” – Rachael. “Because I’m a man!” – Nick

“It’s a common thing for you to rip off your shirt in front of strangers?” – Jess

“If you wake up sticky in the morning, you know what I’ve done.” – Anita

“I really like the feel of Nick.” – Rachael

“You climb on your baby?” - Emma

“Is that a good beep or a bad beep?” – Rachael

“You don’t get nervous and I’m not licking you.” – Anita

‘Can you hurry up? I don’t like sitting here topless.” - Rachael

“”Put some pants on.” – Jess. “I like being half naked and glowing.” – Nick

“I didn’t even know chickens produce salt.” – Lydia

“I love seeing police when you’re not doing anything illegal!” – Lydia

“Now they’ve come out to play.. I don’t like them.” – Jess. “Can I play with them?” – Rachael

“The long one lasts the longest.” – Anita

Smells hair “Oh god that’s good!” – Rachael

Thanx Neets!