As I'm sure is obvious by my join date, I'm a goddamn relic here on this site. Anyway, I'm completely reclaiming this account, and have deleted all my ancient stories! I'm sorry if anyone who is also now officially ancient on this site wanted to find any of my terrible old writing, because it is officially purged out of shame.

Anyway, I'm using this is a sort of hidey hole for all my shame writing. Cheers!