Collection of drabbles, snippets and ficlets centred on Schwarz. Some are totally gen, others have yaoi in it. When that's the case, the pairing is CrawfordSchuldig.

A down-on-his-luck ex-soldier meets a wealthy businessman in need of a short-term companion. A simple transaction gives them both what they need. This is a Pretty Woman AU/fusion. Romance and crack and angst. Prostitution. Slash. Case fic. Johnlock.

To protect Arthur without exposing his magic Merlin allows himself to be the victim of a vengeful sorcerer's spell. Too bad the spell turns him into back into a small child and children aren't exactly known for their discretion. Now both Merlin and Arthur will find themselves facing the fears installed in their childhoods.

Now Complete! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic new Quartermaster and the secrets he keeps. James Bond / Q (00Q), Post-Skyfall. My usual guarantees - action, drama, angst, romance, good spelling and grammar, and a happy ending. :-D Cover image by the amazing teaandbbc on tumblr.

Now complete! The first time it happened was by accident. Post-Reichenbach, John finds a way to hold on to Sherlock after all.

'Orphans make the best recruits.' This may be true for field agents, but perhaps not for quartermasters. A series of related drabbles depicting Q's relationship with his brothers and men who were important to them Holmeses.

AU, Obi-Wan finds himself back in time and has to decide which path to take

Sequel to the oneshot Making Friends. Tony still has no idea what he's doing, and quite honestly, he's stopped trying to figure it out. Pairing is Tony/Loki, with appearances by the Avengers and Shield. Rating will go up

Tony Stark, renowned genius, playboy, philanthropist, is caught in the clutches of an enemy he thought to be destroyed. He was given an all-too familiar ultimatum: make weapons, or else. Or else what? The answer was simple: they would torture and kill his cellmate. But why should he care about the psychopathic God of Mischief? Post-Avengers, FrostIron. M for mature sexual content.

A series of one-shots, mostly humorous, showing the evolution of Loki's relationship with Tony Stark. Sequel to Nine Lives.

He cannot recall the way Muninn's black-tipped feather tore at his insides when they forced it into his body, how he screamed himself hoarse and fought against those who held him down, the desperate tone to his cries when he invoked the name of the All Father as they ripped away his magics, his birthright, everything that made him *him*. But he supposes that was rather the point.

When Loki is captured by Shield, they discover a dark secret between Loki and Odin. My take on Loki's 'monster' kids. Mpreg, no pairings

If asked, Tony Stark would be hard pressed to figure out how Loki Laufeyson ended up in his bed, or how the chaos god continued being there. But he can't deny enjoying it.

[Complete] "You will be a Jedi, Anakin. I promise you. In all but name."

Malik watches the Order grow after Altair becomes Grandmaster.

After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki

Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash

Galaxy changing events don't just suddenly occur. They are the result of a series of small steps. Now dealing with ROTS. Rated M to be safe.

A companion piece to "Fit For Dogs", made up of chapters that are oneshots in themselves. The Inu brothers have tick trouble - and other doggy problems! Rated M for rude language and Inucest.

It was supposed to be an easy trip to find another mutant. It wasn't supposed to nearly separate the anchor line between Charles and Erik... or leave Erik fighting for his life and Charles for his sanity... canonAU, ErikxCharles, Shadowside 'verse

Our favourite Schwarzlings are getting married. Cue: violence, snark and romance in Schwarz style.

First Class timeline. It was a dark and stormy night. No, really. It was. And things go downhill from there. Canon!AU. For one reality the beach ended differently. In another things played out so wrong. CharlesxErik

AU - Peace, at least officially, was brought to fruition when the older generation was still alive and kicking. What would it have been like for Kaname, Yuuki, Zero & Ichiru if they'd met without the prejudice or misguided hatred barring their way?

Obi-Wan and Anakin make an unexpected detour returning home from a mission.

Slash. Aziraphale is good at his job. He realizes something, and reacts badly. Crowley has something to hide. It's quite possible that the two somethings are related.

Sephiroth returned from the Lifestream determined to find the two who saved him. Hojo and DeepGround control half the planet, and ShinRa is in shambles, but that's not going to stop him. Yet saving them is only half the battle; now he has to save the planet.

When Dooku realizes far earlier Sidious' intentions to replace him, Sidious' plans never come to fruition... but Dooku's do. Across the galaxy, Anakin and Obi-Wan are shot down by their own men and try to make sense of why.

Obi-Wan has never been very good at babysitting Qui-Gon's "pathetic life forms". Anakin is no exception. Incessant questioning, chaos, and a little big of snuggling ensues.

Lost Souls - Zillah and Nothing go on a road trip together in order to explore just how deep the ties run in their family... ZillahxNothing, slight AU, Co-written with Zilldk

Obi-Wan has a knack for saying a lot with just one word. A collection of vignettes focusing on Obi-Wan, Anakin, and all the different ways Obi-Wan uses his apprentice's name.

Zack knows the Nibelheim mission isn't going well. Taking Cloud along to dig the General out of the basement is a gamble, but his only hope. There's no way he could've foreseen everything that would result from it.

Slash, Holmes/Watson. Really good justifications for adultery.

Holmes wakes up in a strange room and the sense that something is very, very wrong. Slash. Non-con.

I think the title pretty much sums it up. A wounded Padawan, an angsty Jedi Master, and some good old h/c without too much plot to get in the way.

Sesshomaru justifies the whole thing by thinking: Really, had that unscrupulous hanyou no shame? Though even the great demon lord himself can't deny that things were getting a little... odd. Inu/Sess YAOI

Events on Mustafar happen a bit differently and change the course of galactic history. RotS AU

Slash, Holmes/Watson. A long night in a wicked city..

Watson reminisces on an unusual encounter with Holmes. Please see warnings inside. m/m SLASH! Don't like, don't click.

Sesshomaru encounters Inuyasha one moonless night and sees him in a rather new light. Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from Inuyasha.

Life occasionally springs surprises for Kaname and Zero. Enmity, mutual dislike and prejudice aside, can something else exist? Perhaps friendship... perhaps attraction... perhaps love. Formerly titled What Could Almost Be. Yaoi. KxZ ZxK. COMPLETE.

Anakin wins the duel on Mustafar, but doesn't kill Obi-Wan. Along with Padme, Obi-Wan finds himself living in a chaotic world where the man he thought he knew has become the thing he swore to destroy. Can Anakin be turned back? If so, what then?

Sometimes I think we are like Wrath, o my Brother; stubbornly holding on to a heavy and precarious hatred that will ultimately destroy us both. First Person Vergil POV. Slash.

A collection of vignettes in Brad Crawford's point of view.

The title pretty much says it all, only that the Chosen One, in this story, is not Anakin Skywalker. This is about Obi-Wan's life, his relationship with his masters, his friends, his padawan and his destiny. Needless to say, it is an AU!

Sometimes, you have to betray what you cherish most to keep it alive. Sometimes, even if you think it to be the mistake of your life, it'll turn out to be your one chance for freedom. On the origin of Schwarz.

One-shot. Kaname is young, orphaned and so terribly alone in Ichiou's mansion, constantly cornered and enduring unspeakable horror to shield the ones he loves. But perhaps things would be less hard if he wasn’t so alone? KxT & TxK, friendship & seduction.

Most drunken conversations end up delving into the past.

Entangled Series 01. When the game they play changes, what will happen between Kaiba and Yami? Dreams begin to intersect with reality and they are forced to confront not only each other, but their feelings as well. Prideshipping: YYxK/KxYY

In an alternate universe where Queen Amidala's ship never landed on Tatooine, Anakin Skywalker seeks to make his way in the galaxy on his own. He meets an unusual slave named Obi-Wan Kenobi, who quickly turns his world upside down. Slash.

A peek into Seph and Cloud's life together once Cloud becomes Soldier. Sequel to The Other Way Around. YAOI

Little Kaname attends Yuki's christening. The young pureblood is just starting to need blood. Small vampire. Big church. Interesting situations ensue. A little humor and a little angst.

Schwarz origin story, starts at Rosenkreuz and moves through Advanced Training. Focuses on Brad & Schu with Farfarello in the later chapters. Rated for language & non explicit bad stuffs. COMPLETE

Angels are sexless, unless they really want to make an effort". Or unless Crowley, that little devil, really wants to make an effort.

Sephiroth thinks Zack has a few things to learn about proper SOLDIER behavior. M for yaoi, SephirothZackOther.

Cloud participates in one of the odder aspects of the SOLDIER program. Instead of a story with a lemon in it, more of a lemon with a story in it. YAOI SephxCloud

Crawford has a vision.

The Second Hand of Time has been destroyed, yet the weirdness continues. The Niwa know something is wrong, but only one person has the knowledge to help them discover what. Alternate ending for anime, rated for language, violence, suicide. Slash SatDai.

Summary: Sometimes acting on that homicidal tendency is the right thing to do. Precrazy Sephiroth.

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

A 13 year old Seto and an 8 year old Mokuba are sent to present day Domino where they meet, of course, their counterparts. But meeting and understanding are sometimes two different things. AU. Eventual Yami x Kaiba or KY. Brace yourself Kaiba, Yugi's not the only duplicate in Domino! Please R&R

In an universe where Jedi and Sith coexist, Jedi Master QuiGon Jinn joins Sith Knight ObiWan Kenobi in a diplomatic mission to free Naboo from the Trade Federation blockade. NO slash!

A bizarre turn of events highlights the problems in Obi Wan and Anakin's relationship.

A RotS AU. Anakin is now Emperor and has captured ObiWan. But things are never that simple ... [COMPLETED!]

God works in mysterious ways—a fact that Crowley is about to realize all too quickly. Not that he's complaining. /CA naturally\\

Complete! Their lives have been connected for 10 years... will it all end in one night?

Eiri + Shuuichi -- unwilling romance. Mild swearing and fluff.

Schuldig & Crawford start a relationship based on casual sex, but years pass, and things change. FIRST of my Schwarz Trilogy. Keywords: daily life, slow psychosis, love.

[Completed 1/27/02] [Crowley/Aziraphale slash] An Aziraphale Adventure! Hell catches up with everyone's favorite delinquent demon, and Crowley learns that his angel has rather handy swordsmanship skills and a tendency to ignore the rules.