So does anyone else think this is weird? Here I am trying to find a way to describe myself; on what is, essentially, a tool made popular by the fact that it is anonymous ... go figure.

So what should I say here? I think I will start by saying that I am older than expected, stupider than most think and more of an odd-ball than anything else. You know that person that is the exception to the rule? That's me. All the time. But hey, I like it here, it's not so crowded.

So to begin with the banal: my favourite colour varies according to my mood. My favourite movie ... does not exist; instead I have many. The same goes for music.

So the less banal? I am a female who has discovered the joys of fanfics; and am now an addict. Believe me, this obsession better blow over soon or I might just get grumpy. ;-) My interests generally lie in the darker aspects of story telling, and as an avid reader I dont write as much as I should ... so I made myself a promise that I would not put a story up unless I had already finished writing it. Abandoned stories irritate me, so I will try very hard not to inflict that frustration on anyone who reads my stuff. Needless to say that real life also has a nasty habit of biting unmentionable areas, so updating will be sporadic.

Anything else you want to know? Well obviously you might want to know more but do you need to? I dont think so. So: 'Hello there, have fun.'

I bet nobody reads this - I know I dont.