S: Alright! Profile page thing! Let's go! I'm Sam, or Samantha if you're weird, I'm 16, I have awesome purple-and-green-streaked hair, and this conversation thing Karl and I are doing for our “About Us” is taking place over MSN Messenger!

K: Yes, it is. I'm Karl, I have a massive amount of zits as of now, I've known Sam for three years, and I'm also 16.

S: Ha, except I'm older. December 3rd, '91, yeah!

K: ...

S: Hehe... so, anyways. Since we're super-awesome, and we both have a major thing for Death Note and all of its lovely pairings--

K: You love them more than I do.

S: Yeah, but you still love them. Admit it.

K: I never said I didn't! You just like them more. coughOBSESSEDcough.

S: That may be, but I'm still awesome, as I already mentioned. But yes, we're awesome, we're both supposedly good writers, at least according to our English grades.

K: I've got you beat there, though!

S: But that's because you're all grammar-y and spell-check-y to the point of freakishness about everything. You know you're going to go over this thing before we stick it on our profile.

K: Well, of course! You can't post anything with spelling errors. (note from Karl – yes, I did edit this a lot. Sam wanted to keep some of her sentences the same, though, so I had to keep words like “spell-check-y” in here. Ugh.)

S: I can.

K: And that's why you'd probably fail at this if I wasn't here as your personal beta.

S: You're probably right. Good thing I have you, then, right??

K: Are you going to pay me for this?

S: Shut up, Karl. You freakin' volunteered for this, because, and I sort-of quote “that's pretty great of you to try your hand at writing fanfics, not just reading them.” And then you said something about how fun it would actually be, and then I suggested we form an amazing wonder team and write fics together. That's pretty much how it went, yep.

K: Yeah, you're right. And this will be fun. Hopefully.

S: It most definitely will be fun. Okay, more info. Favorite pairing? LxLight, though MattxMello is good too.

K: Yes, we like yaoi. But I suppose that for the fanfiction community, that's not weird. Or at least, not as much it is to the people in our school's anime group.

S: Ha ha haaa, that was one awkward conversation... good, good, embarrassing times...

K: I think that whole thing was your fault.

S: Shush, we're getting off-topic. Uhh... oh! More Death Note stuff, maybe? My favorite character is L, because he's the CENTURY'S GREATEST DETECTIVE, to quote Mello.

K: coughVERYOBSESSEDcough

S: Yes, I'm obsessed with L, and proud of it. He's just made of win. You can't deny it.

K: I deny it daily. Take that. And my favorite character is... Light! I also like Ryuk, but back to Light. I know, shocking, since he doesn't seem to have that many fans. At least, not as many as all the Wammy boys.

S: Boooo, Light!! No one likes you!! You know what you did, and I'll never forgive you!! (Also, Wammy boys WIN)

K: They're interesting, I'll give them that. But not as interesting as Light. Light deserves more love.

S: You're obviously insane. Well, that's about all I've got to say. You have anything?

K: Not that I can think of, no.

S: Great, we're done! Wrap it up with a random-ish comment about yourself on 3. 1, 2, ...

S: 3!

K: My favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip.

S: Right now, I have my amazing L wristband on, and it's amazing, as I've mentioned. Hehehe... END CONVERSATION!! :)