Porkchop Sandwicheshide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Batman, Nip/Tuck, iCarly, Reign Of Fire, Vampire Diaries, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Austin & Ally, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Breaking Bad. Hi, I'm Porkchop Sandwiches. My admittedly weird name doesn't come from an obsession with porkchops or sandwiches. There's a spoof of an old G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement called Porkchop Sandwiches. If you haven't seen it, you should look it up on YouTube. I found out about Fanfiction through a friend in 2005, and had an old account to write reviews before I forgot the password and got this account in the summer of 2008. I really enjoy writing, though I probably won't be doing as much Fanfiction because I'm working on more original stuff. I hope you enjoy what you read :) Update: I'm not sure how many people will actually read this or care, but if you favorited any of my Wizards of Waverly Place stories and wonder why they disappeared, it's because I deleted all of them. Something complicated came up in my life that led me to do this, which I'd rather not go into. I'm debating putting a couple of them back up now, but I need a little time to think it over. I apologize if I frustrated any readers. Thanks for reading my stuff. |
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Good Cop, Bad Cop by snarkmcsnark reviews
She needed a ride to the F train on sixth. He gave it to her. A series of Rollaro one-shots by request. Send your requests over at detectiveguapo(dot)tumblr(dot)com.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,647 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 4/13/2015 - [N. Amaro, A. Rollins]
Change of Time by leavesandkings reviews
The first time is an accident.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2015 - N. Amaro, A. Rollins - Complete
Blue Skies & Apple Pies by sodium-amytal reviews
After the events of Felina, Jesse tracks Saul down to Omaha, Nebraska and asks him to find Brock. What happens instead gives Jesse a chance at a normal life, the happily-ever-after he's been searching for in a post-Heisenberg haze. But Jesse's haunted by his past in more ways than one, and it's not long before the ghost of Walter White threatens to unravel Jesse's new life.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,097 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Jesse P., Saul G. - Complete
If you love me let me know by MorbidPet17 reviews
Rollaro fic. My take on how they got together and what really happened after Gambler's Fallacy. Starts out raunchy and, well it continues like that. This is fifty shades of Rollaro but with some substance ;)
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 233,014 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [A. Rollins, N. Amaro] O. Benson, O. Tutuola - Complete
Into the White by sodium-amytal reviews
When Jesse suggests skipping town instead of killing Gale, Walt never imagined the two of them would end up living together in the snow-capped forest of New Hampshire under assumed identities. With no one to trust but each other, Walt and Jesse share a spark that opens up a whole new world of possibilities.
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,038 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Walter W., Jesse P. - Complete
pro bono by sodium-amytal reviews
"I want you to promise me something. If you ever wanna drop off Walt's radar for a while, just come here." Saul's promise sets Jesse on a life-altering course of change and growth. But Walt's trying to force his way back into Jesse's life, and if he ever found out that Saul and Jesse are more than just friends... Set in S3; runs from the end of "Mas" onward to the end of S4.
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,186 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Walter W., Jesse P., Saul G. - Complete
Saul Goodman's Lonely Hearts Club Hotline by sodium-amytal reviews
AU. Saul operates a 900 line for extra cash through the weeks leading up to Valentine's Day; Jesse's just curious and desperate enough to give him a call.
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Jesse P., Saul G. - Complete
Breaking Brew by sodium-amytal reviews
Walt works alongside Gale at Gus' sleepy little coffee shop Los Frijoles Saltarines. Then Jesse shows up, and Walt's mid-life crisis looks a hell of a lot brighter now. In which coffee and cakes bring Walt and Jesse together, Mike teaches Jesse important life lessons, Gus meddles in Walt's love life, and coffee shop turf wars are an actual thing.
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,109 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Walter W., Jesse P. - Complete
Friendship Contract by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
Really, seriously, this was his grade A material and in all of her seventeen years, nothing's prepared her for this caliber of flirting. Mostly because, you know, the idea of the school's most popular boy flirting with her was hilariously and disturbingly absurd. And yet, it was still happening.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,150 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
Make a Move ('Cause I'm Ready) by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
In which Austin and Ally come up with more excuses to kiss after several failed attempts under the mistletoe … and maybe, possibly, finally get their act together. Spoilers for "Mix Ups & Mistletoe." Oneshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.] Trish dlR. - Complete
Relationship Things by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
AU. Sequel to Christmas Things. It doesn't take long for Austin and Ally to get together. And with the new year approaching, they're pretty excited to spend it with each other, as a shiny new couple.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,878 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Love Sick Fred by zombierose3 reviews
Drop Dead Fred has been assigned to Natalie Bunce as her imaginary friend, but finds it a struggle since his memories of Lizzie aren't fading away. Quickly he begins to notice he's also losing his abilities as an imaginary friend the more he thinks of Lizzie or is around her. Is Fred being punished for kissing Lizzie before leaving her, is he sick, or something else? FredXLizzie
Drop Dead Fred - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,286 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013
I'm Looking Down, So Come Help Me Up by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
It's not like she was planning on it, but after the craptastic week she just had, falling in love just seemed like the easiest thing to do. Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,944 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Of Death and Moonbeams by Lynzee005 reviews
"I believe I may have gotten my wish—one of them—from the night I was shot: Diane, I made love tonight—three times, in fact—to a beautiful woman for whom I have genuine affection," Cooper spoke as he leaned back in the chair and took another sip from his coffee mug. (Part I of the Moonlight Trilogy) **COMPLETE**
Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Audrey H., D. Cooper - Complete
What We Have Is Never Ending by flowerrrs25 reviews
A few years later, Austin and Ally will finally come full circle. A collection of connected moments on Austin and Ally's journey to the top. Ally-centric. Auslly.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,034 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Notches by Rashaka reviews
Collection of One-Shots for Jeff/Annie. Prompt: "The heart wants what the heart wants." dedicated to my inspiration, all the lovely ficcers at Milady-Milord.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 19,392 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [Jeff W., Annie E.]
The Bough Unbowed by loveleee reviews
"I don't need it," Peeta says firmly. "I don't want anything from you." And it's not true, there are things he wants from Katniss; her smile, her laugh, her warm breath on his neck, her body moving beneath his in the dark. But he doesn't want them as part of an exchange. He wants them because she wants him to have them. (AU - Gale dies in the Hunger Games.)
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Christmas Things by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
AU. The holidays are just around the corner. Ally Dawson was prepared to spend it alone this year, as sad as that sounds. She was not, however, prepared for her new, attractive blond neighbor suddenly taking an interest in her life. Prequel to Relationship Things. Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,130 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Kiss Me by sincerelysabrina reviews
Ally crosses her arms indignantly. "I do like fun! And I actually love chocolate, but how does that have anything to do with your, um, sexuality?" "I'm sorry. What." Trish walks in at the tail end of their conversation, only uttering a couple of flat syllables in disbelief at the topic of conversation./In which kisses mean something else than lips-against-lips. Oneshot for Ksenia.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Justified by latbfan reviews
Damon's POV of the restroom scene at the Grille.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
take me by the hand by a cold day in december reviews
Ally pretends she's not good at the whole comforting thing, but really, she's the best. / Ally helps Austin through another trip to the hospital and her babbling doesn't totally ruin the day. In fact, it does quite the opposite. AUSLLY. Drabble/oneshot.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
Impostor by CreepingMuse reviews
When Elena shows up on Damon's doorstep dressed like Katherine, he sees right through her curls and smirks but decides to play along. What's her game? How far will she go to keep the illusion alive?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,282 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Make Me Forget by JWAB reviews
What if those two scenes we saw aren't the only ones Damon compelled Elena to forget?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Pursuit by CreepingMuse reviews
"Is it so hard for you to believe someone would choose you?" "Hasn't happened yet." "Challenge accepted, Damon." Can Elena convince him he's the one she wants, body, mind, and soul?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,804 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Breaking Point by CreepingMuse reviews
Elena wants to learn to fight compulsion. Damon's all-too willing to help, but will either of them be able to deal with the consequences?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,818 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by tamilnadu09 reviews
When the cure doesn't work, Elena must prove that Damon's life is worth fighting for. Seven chances. Seven trials. Wrath. Greed. Sloth. Pride. Lust. Envy. Gluttony. AU after 2x22. D/E.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,918 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Way They Are by Abster1 reviews
Carly can't stand not knowing what's going on with Sam and Spencer, and the more she investigates, the more she freaks out, while Sam and Spencer have virtually no reaction whatsoever. SamSpencer Spam CarlyFreddie Carly-centric.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,465 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sam P., Spencer S. - Complete
Pillow Talk by EMlit88 reviews
It all starts with a pillow fight…Moments during Damon and Elena's lifetime together. Future one-shot. Very slight spoilers for promos/pics of "The Last Dance."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2011 - [Damon S., Elena G.] - Complete
Caught in the Middle by mayghaen17 reviews
One night, Elena finds herself alone in the boarding house...a night Elena will never remember and one that Damon will never forget.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,189 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Let it Burn by Ditzgirl123 reviews
Katherine has been perfecting her ability to imitate Elena…and tries it out on Damon one night. Damon/Katherine, Damon/Elena oneshot. Takes place following 2x15.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Damon S., Katherine
On the outside looking in by Nice-one reviews
Damon and Elena spend an evening together at the boarding house. He openly flirts, she subconsciously does the same. There's cooking, a food fight and insane chemistry. Takes place in season 2. A fun one-piece.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Those Summer Weeks by themarchgirl reviews
It's summer. Things change, and things continue to be. multi-chapter fic, also posted at LJ. Carly/Freddie. rated for some language, violence, and themes.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Carly S., Freddie B.
The Unrecorded Hours by hollycomb reviews
Katniss and Peeta in the weeks and months after the war.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,457 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 3,232 - Follows: 470 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
This, Our Invented Reality by ladyrostova reviews
Damon finds himself needing to compel Jenna more than once to hammer in one, simple fact. JennaxDamon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Jenna S., Damon S. - Complete
Jake and Amir Drabbles by Nae'ka reviews
Some people call it Gullieshipping. So ace.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Jake and Amir, Hardly Working
When Two Lips Pucker by thefireflycatchingdays reviews
She wasn't sure why it happened, or how. But some days she just knew. And on those days, she kissed him. Damon/Elena. Rated M for safety.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Memory Serves by BadBoysAreBest reviews
Elena accidentally asks for her soul mate. What happens when magic delivers 1864 Human Damon? How will the Vampire Salvatore brothers deal? Vampire Damon is tortured by intimate memories of Elena. He feels so close yet far away from her. AU1x14 - COMPLETE -
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,387 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Mr Teddy Thinks So, Too by velja reviews
After the carnival Elena gets sick and has to stay in bed. Her only confidante is her beloved stuffed teddy bear. And that's when she realizes something. One-shot, random and fluffy. Spoilers for 1x18 'Under Control' and 2x02 'Brave New World'.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Click by believeinthegods reviews
Annabeth Chase was sure she was in a serious relationship. As it turns out, she's not. Because she hasn't had the Click. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,759 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Power of Darkness by fairwinds09 reviews
Damon can't seem to resist the compulsion to slip into Elena's room when she's asleep...but sometimes the outcome isn't exactly what he expected.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,846 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Movie Time by Midnight Callwel reviews
'It's a bouncy ball Elena, not the Holy Grail' In which Damon tries to distract Elena while watching a movie. One-Shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Living With Vampires by velja reviews
AU. Elena moves in with the Salvatores. But when Stefan leaves town to deal with family business, things change. Enter a date and a midnight swim and you get Delena fun. But what happens when Stefan comes back with kids as company? ON HIATUS NOW, SORRY.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,924 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
The Wager by outtabreath reviews
Tony makes a bet with Pepper. Strong T rating.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Ghost Town by carnageincminor reviews
COMPLETE. Crime is universal. Alex leaves one hellhole for another and hopes that a change of address is enough to hold them off. No particular timeframe but closer to BB than TDK. Batman/OFC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,115 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Lonely This Christmas by believeinthegods reviews
The next thing he knew the door was closing behind her, and suddenly his apartment seemed so much smaller. Festive Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
When Duty Isn't Enough by Firebird9 reviews
Janine once accused Nicholas of being married to the force. Two years after the events of the movie, Nick is wondering whether his duty to the service is enough anymore. Nick/OC and deals with some of the aftermath of the NWA's actions.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,408 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
iThink He's Mine by SquishyCool reviews
In the setting of iThink They Kissed. When Sam reveals her and Freddie's deepest secret, Carly is shocked... but what will happen when she confronts Freddie about it?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2009 - [Carly S., Freddie B.] - Complete
Rule 1: An Effective Detective Never Falls In Love by Dimensional Traveller reviews
17 yr old Lily Snyder has always been trapped under her father's thumb, until she's recruited by the Pinkerton Detective Agency. While helping to gather evidence against her father, she falls for the handsome Jack Kelly, who doesn't seem to notice her.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,908 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jack K. - Complete
Favorite Girl by lermans reviews
Joe's biggest fan isn't as excited as he'd hope for their newest release. JOE/MACY. JONAS.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Complete
Sorrow by SquishyCool reviews
Sequel to "There For You" and "All Around Me" & based on the song "Sorrow" by Flyleaf. Freddie recalls the last year without Sam and how he feels that he's losing Carly, his best friend, to something he can't control. Cam and Creddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,006 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
Hardcore by SquishyCool reviews
AU, based on the movie "Superbad": Sam and Carly are seniors and don't really have the best social lives. But along with their friend, Freddie, they're about to have one unintentionally wild night, and define the word HARDCORE.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Carly S., Sam P.
Time Out by suburbs reviews
Stella sends Joe to the corner for a fashion time out. JONAS. Inspired by the Cherub Bootcamp video.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Electricity by DramaticStarlet reviews
JONAS fandom. It was a natural progression of events, where all the pieces fit together perfectly. JoeStella.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Oh Very Young by x-HotMess reviews
He hated that little girl who called him Josephine when he was six years old. JONAS. Joe/Macy
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Observations of an Overprotective Father by animezebra reviews
Clueless fic. How did Mel find out about Cher and Josh? Review please!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
On Purpose by Abster1 reviews
Sam is so doing it on purpose. Spencer is trying to get himself under control. Spam fic. SamSpencer oneshot. Don't like? Don't read.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Finally by Abster1 reviews
There's more heat in that twelve feet of seperation than Sam's ever felt before. Spam drabble, post iKiss. SamSpencer. Don't like? Don't read.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Sam P., Spencer S. - Complete
Gifts by Abster1 reviews
A history of sorts. The Christmases Sam and Spencer have spent together. SamSpencer Spam. oneshot. Don't like? Don't read.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sam P., Spencer S. - Complete
All Around Me by SquishyCool reviews
Sequel to "There For You" & based on the song "All Around Me" by Flyleaf. Carly recalls the horrors of losing her best friend, and how some things aren't completely up to Fate. Cam OR Carly/Sam best friendship. Sequel is "Sorrow".
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,448 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Night by Blonded reviews
He pretends to be a careless playboy. She pretends to fall in love with wealthy men. But at night, in the dark, the masks slip, and the truth is revealed.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008
He Types by hansolofan reviews
CLUELESS Josh is alone, but left with many, many thoughts of Cher. So he does what he can only do: he writes. Or rather, he types. R&R please!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Rules by rocaw reviews
Rules are meant to be broken, but what happens when you're caught breaking them? BMCW oneshot
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Hand to Tip the Scales by themiscyra reviews
When Meredith Walker is assigned Harvey Dent as a psychiatric patient in Arkham Asylum, she quickly begins to realize that she may have a more than professional attitude towards him. NOT a copycat version of 'MAD LOVE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,314 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 6/2/2005
Just A Kid by Sketty24 reviews
Logan can't help himself when he begins to start seeing Rogue in a new light. He's sure it's wrong for him to do so, because she's 'just a kid'. But his affections are becoming too great, and he can barely contain it anymore.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Lost Creature by graceland reviews
An 'All the Little Animals' Fanfic. Bobby Platt finds a teddy bear on the side of the road and the lost and forlorn creature sparks reminiscent memories in him. Oneshot.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Uninvited Valentine by The-Cheese-Fairy reviews
Written with Blueorbs998. AU. Season 8. After an unromantic Valentines Day, Paige is feeling slightly depressed. Until an unlikely person steps in to give her a night to remember... Contains PaigeCole.
Charmed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Paige M., Cole T.
one night with you by shel reviews
phoebe meets a plastic surgeon who reminds her of cole 'niptuck' crossover...
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Complete
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Severed Hand
Jesse actually laughs 'cause no way is Mr. White fondling him in a Denny's on Halloween night like he's sucker-strangling some moron Stormtrooper. No point in struggling 'cause no matter how much Jesse pushes against what's left of the blue shards of his life, Mr. White's still gonna be there with a hand wrapped around Jesse's balls. Jesse just can't get himself to severe it.
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,640 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Complete
The Disappearer reviews
"I mean off the grid. New identities, new everything. No one would ever be able to trace you." Alex isn't exactly what Saul was referring to. But, she's screwed up so many spells, caused enough legitimate damage, that blipping in her favorite meth-head is basically the best mistake she's ever made. Breaking Bad seasons 3 and 4/ WOWP seasons 2 and 3. Alex/Jesse.
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,854 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Alex R., Jesse P. - Complete
The Chihuahua and the St Bernard reviews
Walt doesn't feel the need to delve under any more layers of how he's come to this other than the fact that he's experienced his share of lackluster bedroom birthday favors. With Jesse precariously dangling from Fring's marionette strings, partnering with Mike on jobs like their Butch Cassidy and the fucking Sundance Kid, lackluster isn't going to cut it. Established Walt/Jesse.
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Walter W., Jesse P. - Complete
Loaded reviews
Everything's loaded. Mr. White takes Jesse to a baseball game. Set after Season 4, Episode 5 "Shotgun."
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Jesse P., Walter W. - Complete
Tour Bus & Bunk Beds reviews
She was fairly preoccupied by how toasty he felt and how his shoulders were against her shoulders and how seeing his face on practically everyone's body for over a month should have signaled a lot more to her than just missing a friend. Was a one-shot, now continued. Set after "Road Trips & Reunions."
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Jimmy Fallon & Face Sucking reviews
A tiny shred of dignity crouched somewhere between the tissue of Ally's brain was shouting in a cartoonish, squeaky voice about how she shouldn't say what she was about to say. But, chickening out just wasn't time efficient with a looming eight hour deadline. Auslly One-shot
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Twist of Fate reviews
No matter where Christian goes, despite his actions, fate seems to be leading him down a path of its own. Events and figures in his life are merely altered, if not completely unchanged. There's nothing he can do to stop it. AU/ set during third season.
Nip/Tuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,488 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 11/19/2008
Four Seasons reviews
Somewhere in the mix of amnesia, the mist, and prophecies, there was a crush. And she wanted him to remember. The Lost Hero. Jason/Piper. Drabble-ish.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Kind of a Drinking Game reviews
"Elena, don't tell me you've never thought about it." Damon's voice was soft, fingers dancing on the side of his glass. She had. They all had. Damon/Elena/Stefan. Set during "Know Thy Enemy," and a little AU.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Damon S., Elena G., Stefan S. - Complete
168 reviews
Elena never thought she'd have the opportunity to paint Damon's toenails blue, but she never thought she'd challenge a vampire to a contest based on sleep deprivation. Delena fluff.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Smoldering reviews
It all started with fog; thick English fog that likes to mist across the screen in crappy horror films and maybe, if you're like me, in nightmares. Quinn/OC
Reign Of Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009
Cat Eyes reviews
A story told in the point of view of Selina Kyle. She's depressed, lonely, and possibly regaining her sanity. So what happens when she has the chance to escape? What is it that she really wants? What exactly is she hidding behind those cat eyes of hers?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,536 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K. - Complete
BBQ Flavored Lie reviews
"I think we need to go at this at a different angle." She seems to think aloud, selecting another wing from the take-out container. My own take on Sam trying to teach Spencer how to lie. Different methods Different results. Spam one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete