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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.

If you like copying and pasting things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name:

n LUM 717 xD

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If you have ever tripped over an upright lamp-post on the street in broad daylight, copy this into your profile.Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever tripped on your on two feet copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever hit someone over the head for being a idiot and said sorry later copy and paste this in your profile

If you ever got so hyper your mum had to take you away and talk to you copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last

time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

...If you love someone this much put this on your profile

I JuSt WaNnA FiNd ThAt OnE GuY tO pRoVe To Me ThAt ThEy'Re NoT aLl ThE sAmE!

Find a guy who calls you

B~E~A~U~T~I~F~U~L

instead of - HoT -

Who calls you B.A.C.K. when you hang up on him

Who'll -- lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat

Or will stay AwAkE just to watch you sleep...

Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead

Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in sweats

Who holds your hand in F.R.O.N.T. of his friends

Who thinks you're just as -- pretty -- without make-up

One who's constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you...The one who turns to his friends and says "ThAtS hEr"

When a GIRL is quiet,

Millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing,

She is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions,

She is wondering how long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds,

She is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you,

She is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest,

She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL calls you everyday,

She is seeking for your attention.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,

She wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says "I love you", She means it.

When a GIRL says that she can't live without you,

She has made up her mind that you are her future.

When a GIRL says "I miss you",

No one in this world can miss you more than that

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

xxadmbxx

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Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak,

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The Astrology Nerd,

brown-eyed angelofmusic,

piratesswriter/fairy to be,

The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,

watching-waiting-wishing,

100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed,

iluvdavidwright45,

dianeandnumairareahotcouple,

windsoftiti,

Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood,

i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,

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Serenity-MoonGodess

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You know you're obssesed with Anime when...

1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.

19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.

23. You buy shuriken or kunai.

24. You speak in subtitles.

25. You prefer anime over real life.

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.

29. You cosplay daily.

30. When you get a crush on an anime character

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn another language, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.