Contradiction King
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Joined 09-08-09, id: 2078066, Profile Updated: 01-08-13
Author has written 1 story for How to Train Your Dragon.

Me and Silver2018 are currently writing "Not Made of Stone", a HTTYD fanfiction together so please check it out! May never be finished, life issues getting in the way!

Name changed from Prisoner to Pain to Contradiction King

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Hysterical by Scented-Marker-Sniffer reviews
Neil realized he had never seen Norman laugh. And well... That just had to change.
ParaNorman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Neil D., Norman B. - Complete
Hometown Glory by Cassy27 reviews
When Thor comes home, he finds Loki in a bath filled with pink water and deep cuts in his wrists. He can't believe he might lose his little brother this way. What were Loki's reasons for the suicide attempt and will he make it? No slash!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,724 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Not The Plan by Kikasha reviews
Spock has noticed a change in the good doctor, and Jim is the one to point him in the right direction. Spock must admit that he did not foresee this happening, but he has no reason to go along with the doctor's feelings. Strange. One Shot. Spones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Clown and the Scarecrow by footshooter reviews
It's not like the Joker and Scarecrow wouldn't meet in Arkham, is it? And sometimes it's more beneficial to stick together than it is to claim your own territory.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,019 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Of Love And Hate by potterlion reviews
AU No powers! Erik and Charles in the 19th century background. A story filled with romance, action and many more.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,158 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Echoes of the Mind by RandomPenName reviews
The world celebrates the aversion of Nuclear War. Charles is consumed by anger and self pity. Will he find forgiveness for Erik or with out his help but utterly overtaken by the Darkness. Erik x Charles New Chapter Daily. Chapter 40 posted!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,038 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
All Along the Watchtower by NezumiPi reviews
A series of vignettes expanding the story of the First Class movie, mostly focused on the relationship between Charles and Erik. Philosophy, agony, sarcasm, profanity. *The ONLY story on FFN to include the phrase "Quit reading my torso." I checked. *
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,530 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Do You Play? by Esperata reviews
My first venture into Batman fanfics, featuring two of my favourite villains - Scarecrow and the Mad Hatter. As the King said 'Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end'.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 48,705 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
Johnny In The Land Of The Dead: Under Renovation by glunkus reviews
Going under renovation. You'll probably see an intense jump in the writing style. Sorry, guys. I wasn't too pleased, so I'm fixing it up. Feel free to read it anyhow. c: Ah, also slash romance. Just sayin'
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,892 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Jack S., Sally, Johnny C., Psycho Doughboy - Complete
For Every Closed Door by Cardio Necrosis reviews
"When did you find out Santa didn't exist?" Chase asked randomly, probably just reaching for any excuse to talk; it was the type of topic one only brought up when sheer boredom reared its ugly head enough to implode several people at once.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Sam by 8thweasleykid reviews
The summer after Severus calls Lily the 'M' word, he is so desperate to talk to her that he disguises himself as a muggle named Sam. Will Lily be receptive to the new handsome young man, and in so unknowingly allow Severus back into her life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,967 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Twas Johnny's Night Before Christmas by UnicornxNinja reviews
It's Christmas, and Johnny is simply watching TV. When all of a sudden, he runs into someone he least expected; Santa Clause! Based off of the tale, 'Twas The Night Before Christmas.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
You Save Me, and I'll Save You by GothicCheshire reviews
Everyone needs saving at some point in time. Be they human, animal, vegetable, mineral, or sometimes even Vulcan. Getting them to let you save them, on the other hand, can be just a little difficult.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,418 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Spock - Complete
Little Signs by jokergirl129 reviews
Slither thinks back to the little and rare acts of kindness Thatch would sometimes show to the gang.
Casper's Scare School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Slither - Complete
50 Things I Learned fromHouse by The New Vampire reviews
One of my "50 Things I Learned from..." fics. A list of 50 things that I learned from the TV show House, MD. Oneshot. No pairings. Rated T for censored language.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010 - G. House - Complete
Houseopoly by George Stark II reviews
House convinces Wilson to play "Houseopoly," a monopoly game based on his life. House/Wilson slash at the end because I couldn't resist. It's cute. Set post season six.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2010 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Three Months by Flywoman Returns reviews
Summary: "A great thing about telling someone they're dying is that… it tends to refocus their priorities." AU in which House is diagnosed with pancreatic cancer during "Top Secret."
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,669 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/8/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Insomnia, Promises, and First Kisses by lilyevans103 reviews
Ok so this is the REAL story. I upladed the wrong document last time. Lily Evans can't sleep and is worried about what is going on in the Wizarding World. Who is the only one who can help her? James Potter, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
No Future: Director's Cut by Seraina reviews
The Irkens were ruthless, cold and efficient... But why do the Irkins fear Nny? Dib, Gaz, Squee, Devi and Tenna lead the revolution because they have No Future! Reedited for the fans that have praised the story recently.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,062 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Dib, Johnny C. - Complete
A Promise to Be Better by Raven Dancer reviews
After returning to the Death Eaters Snape begins to crack. It's up to Dumbledore to keep him together through the turmoil. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 131,009 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 10/28/2001 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Forgotten Beginning by Freckle359 reviews
Kutner becomes creative and makes a story starring his two favorite doctors, House and Wilson, as Angels and Demons! Kutner forces Taub to read and gets him hooked. Lots of House/Wilson, some House/Lucas, gonna be romantic smut, RR plz. Completed
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,070 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Better In Time by Poehlaris reviews
Reflections on past events help Johnny reach his new found clarity.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
Of Hills and Bluebells by Enchantable reviews
How to Train Your Dragon Fic HTTYD . Post-Movie Hiccup has a little trouble making it up the hill to his house, fortunately Astrid's there to help and the two of them get a moment to be, well, viking teenagers who saved the world.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The Change by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
He always thought the world needed a reset button, he just didn't know what that really entailed. When the world collapses, when the tides change, sometimes shifts in power are ineffable. An apocalypse complete with cannibalism and a peculiar love story.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 119,448 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
Elevator Music by HuddyJoy0524 reviews
What would happen if House and Cuddy were trapped together...in an elevator? Would they kill each other or learn how they really feel about one another? This story is set immediately after "Wilson." This is a HUDDY but there will be LUDDY too.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,302 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Christmas Gifts by Professor SS19 reviews
A Christmas story about Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Catsitting by nerdielady reviews
Cadet Spock finds himself committed to caring for a kitten for a week.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Spock, C. Pike - Complete
From Womb Till Tomb by Jackyblu reviews
Set during House's recovery period after the shooting, this is a speculation of his relationship with his mother.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - G. House
My Immortal by Annie-chan reviews
Status: Complete. Johnny finds himself losing his fight to shut himself off from emotion. His inner desire to reconnect with Devi just may prove to be too strong for him to resist. But Devi may already have moved on...
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,329 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Johnny C., Devi D. - Complete
Withdrawal by socioNycto reviews
JtHM. They say if you make it past the first week, you're golden. Edgar and Johnny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Blithe by TheLustofkilling reviews
Nny seems to be having some trouble understanding the words of a man, and the meaning of the word Blithe. It is just a little twisted drabble on a little twisted tale. Read if you enjoy JTHM. No pairings, lots of violence and messed up themes.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Not Made of Stone reviews
When the teens of Berk fall prey to their biggest challenge yet, will they find the strength and courage to pull through? HiccupxOC Please R&R! *Also written by silver2018, give her credit too!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,264 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Hiccup - Complete