snarkybathide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Mortal Instruments. 22-year-old woman from Denmark with a name way to complicated for even some Danes to figure out. Earning my bachelors degree in English next month (june 16'). Twilight got me started in 2009, as you can see (when I was merely 15!), but it died out due to stress with school. The recent new Shadowhunters TV-series built on the Mortal Instruments-series has kickstarted my writing again! I also post on Archive of Our Own under the same screen name. I'll let my old writings stay, but do remember that it's five to seven years old. I can't help but love it though, but I can see I've progressed, so that's good. See ya'round. |
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Midnight Run by Inthemadhouse reviews
AU-AH. Alice has lived happily with her foster parents and three siblings for a long time. But what happens with Dr. Cullen gets a phone call asking him to take just one more teen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 254,383 - Reviews: 2485 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Lost In Orbit by FrozenSoldier reviews
Tragedy strikes when you least expect it When there's only one person who understands what you're going through, do you let them in? Do you let them heal you, even when it seems impossible? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 364,419 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Little Angel of Forks by jmolly reviews
Angela's life changes forever after a chance meeting with E & B in 2009. There's nothing like having a surrogate big brother who's a vampire, and thinks you're his Little Angel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,523 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Angela, Edward
Fix You by Dr.A.Robbins reviews
Edward: "Leukaemia. It was an awful sounding word. I'd always thought so. It sounded so elusive, so insubstantial. I suppose it was. Unlike other cancers there wasn't a tumour that could just be cut out. It was a cancer of the blood. The very thing that gave us all life now threatened my sister's." Stephanie owns anything recognisable.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 47,917 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Long Road Home: The Journey of Alice & Jasper by J. Anne Brown reviews
This is the story of the long journeys Alice & Jasper take on the way to meeting each other and eventually the Cullens.Historically accurate, in canon, APOV & JPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 218,973 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper
So Much For My Happy Ending by TINKS83 reviews
Alice Brandon, a 17 year old girl, with the weight of the world on her shoulders. When she's left alone, broken and vulnerable can the support of a family of strangers rebuild the world she thought only existed in fairytales... A/H. ADULT THEMES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,674 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
No Greater Love by AnEnduringHope reviews
Two very different people with two very different backgrounds. One purpose. One passion. And a love that triumphs over all. Set in Austria during World War II. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,479 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Everyday Moments Of Perfection by HarlequinRaven reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots; all about our favourite seer and empath, Jasper and Alice. The unseen moments of their lives; the highs, the lows, and every part in-between. Includes; missing moments from books, family moments and AU/AH specials.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 66,302 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Alice, Jasper
All I Need by kem722 reviews
Jasper is a bodyguard for a prominent politician and he's forced to spend the summer with the senator's wife Alice and her two daughters. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,972 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Coalescence by Openhome reviews
This is the sequel to my first story, Singularity. As a sequel, you need to read Singularity first to understand what is happening in this story. Coalescence follows Jasper and Alice from their meeting in the diner to their acceptance by the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,563 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Lines by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Just a one shot about Alice and Jasper at the coffee shop, drawing lines.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Pulling Weeds by BittenBee reviews
After a track record of bad behavior, Alice is sent to live with her grandmother on a farm over the summer. She never planned on meeting the hired hand, Jasper, let alone connecting with him and learning some things about herself along the way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Falling Slowly by kem722 reviews
Jasper is a drifter without a home and Alice is everything he never knew he needed. One-Shot, A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,711 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
As life goes on, mine stopped for you by Jemima84 reviews
Jasper is attending the wedding of his sister Rosalie and meets Alice. Soon both will live in the same city, Seattle. Will they become friends? Will there be more? Or wont they see each other again? Rated M for language and later Lemon AH/AU!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,732 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Singularity by Openhome reviews
She woke with no memory and had no maker. All she knew was thirst, and all she brought was death. Yet she had a choice. This is the complete story of Alice from her entry into the asylum to meeting Jasper. It is T for vampire violence, no sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,644 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Climate Shift by Equivamp reviews
This is Twilight as Jasper watched it unfold. Insight to Edward's changing emotions and life with the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,852 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4108 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 3,923 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
In a New Direction by AmberStar63 reviews
Alice is forced to reexamine her life and the choices she made. A story about changes, friendships and letting yourself live the life you deserve. A/J, B/E, R/Em – AH Rated M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,990 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Tahoe Tanglings by hammondgirl reviews
Bella & Alice head out for a winter vacation in Tahoe. Along the way, they meet Rose & Emmett, and during their stay, they meet both Edward & Jasper. Tahoe Tanglings is co-authored by AHizelm & HammondGirl, and will include all POVs. BxE,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,205 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Jasper's Musings by Cullen86ers reviews
What follows are the random musings of one Jasper Whitlock Hale. These are little snip-its of the random things Jasper may be thinking at any time. Rated M because a southern boy loves to cuss!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Jasper
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Runaway Pixie by hansbmd reviews
Alice hates her life in Chicago, so she runs away to Seattle. On the plane, she meets Jasper who asks her to come back to Forks with him and Rosalie. She says no, but will she change her mind? Will she tell him the reason for her running away? AJ, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,024 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Penpals by Calliope Jones reviews
for the "For the Love of Jasper" contest. My random take on Jasper/Alice. Jasper is a soldier in the Middle East and Alice becomes his pen-pal. See? I don't hate Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The New Hellion: A Jalice OneShot by Calikisses reviews
Have you ever had that intense physical attraction to someone you just met? Not even met, just seen? I have." AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,867 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
One More Shot by DeadlyKittenKay reviews
They thought their relationship started with a one night stand, but the more they learn the more the past is revealed. When it shows that Fate may be involved, will Alice and Jasper give it One More Shot? AH/AU COLLAB WITH KIRMIT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 285,945 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Follow Up by hammondgirl reviews
Alice, a nurse in a small clinic, is all set to leave for the weekend when a patient walks in just before closing. Her reaction toward him catches her completely off-guard, and leaves her flustered & nervous to see him again. AxJ, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Second Chance by Cecilia1204 reviews
Jasper is a professor who is afraid to love again. Alice is his student who is determined break through that fear and fill the lonely places in his heart. AH/AU. First fanfiction ever. Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,967 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3041 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Dying for Love by alpacacat0401 reviews
Bella has 6 months to live. She decides to break out of her shell and meets Edward, someone who lives for eternity. When he tries to discover her secret, he falls in love during the process. Why won't she become a vampire for him? ExB vampires included!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,296 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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I'll Find My Way Back reviews
Magnus hadn't expected Camille could be so cruel - he knew she were hell incarnate, but not at this level. Character death, slight violence in beginning, but HAPPY ENDING. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2016 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
The Unnoticed reviews
Years, centuries, millenia pass under her watch. She watches it all. But now has come the time to step forward, to end the misuse of power she has seen for a long time. Times are changing. Power is shifting, yet she stay the same. Unnoticed. Fight scene of Breaking Dawn and afterwards, seen from a previously unknown perspective. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Complete
Destiny reviews
Alice had never felt like she did when he turned up, but could she trust him? Jasper was afraid of his own past hurting the people he loved. Will he let himself be happy, and can he escape his own black and dangerous past? All you need is love. AH/AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,768 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Valentine's Day Of The Year reviews
Alice is left alone on Valentine's day, but what happens when she meets another person left alone, and it just doesn't seem like a coincidence? Because sometimes, things are just meant to happen... AH/AU Rated M for Lemon! R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Nicest Thing reviews
They have always loved each other, but none of them dared to tell. They had no idea at all that the other loved them just as much as they loved them. The school talent show changes everything... AxJ AH JPOV. APOV may be added.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete