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Joined 12-09-07, id: 1440864, Profile Updated: 07-13-09

My name is zouryumi. I am a guy that is 19.

I like my family, my friends, video games, good fanfiction, one piece, naruto, the harry potter novels... food..., and alot more actually, just troublesome to name all of them.

I dislike yaoi and slash fanfiction, my brother's antics (he is annoying), and some other stuff that requires too much effort to think of... troublesome... .

My hobbies are playing video games and reading fanfiction and hanging out with my friends.

My dreams for the future... learning Japanese and live in Japan for a few years. That would be cool. (I live in Canada) and also grow up and have a family.

"That is all I have to say about that" - Forest Gump

Please excuse this small rant.

The fanfiction world has too many yaoi/slash fics. Half of the new fics that come out everyday are yaoi/slash. I am not all out against homosexuals, they are some of the nicest people. I just merely disagree with their choice. But there should be more straight fics out there.

P.S. sorry if I offended anyone, just expressing my thoughts and opinions

Currently I am reading fanfiction, but I hope to write a few in the future. I already have a few ideas, but I just need to flush out the details more.

Without further ado, this is me, take it or leave it.

Zouryumi

P.P.S. MAY YOUR FLAMES OF YOUTH BURN BRIGHTLY!! (had to put that in there)

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Breaking Ties by sarhea reviews
What if Itachi had a very good reason for killing off the Uchiha clan? What if the Clan had denied Itachi just like Konoha denied Naruto? What would happen when these two meet? WIP : Female girl Fem!Itachi itanaru naruita : AR, gender bender, genderswap
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,825 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 2,584 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/9/2007 - [Itachi U., Naruto U., Naruko U.]
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 5,057 - Follows: 4,479 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Naruto: Mokuzaimusha by JackOfBladesX reviews
What if Naruto is an indirect relative of the first Hokage. What if his spirit broke a long time ago. What if he hated Konaha. What if he learned a move other than Kage Bunshin. I hope it's better than it sounds...Terminated and adopted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,679 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Do You Fear The Darkness by Burning Blood reviews
With the slip of a tongue and the loss of a friend Naruto's life takes and unexpected turn as he grows to be the best. NaruxHanaxTsume
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,644 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Naruto U.
Sage of the Leaf by HistorianoftheKais reviews
It is said that a butterfly flapping its wings in America will cause a hurricane in China. Watch what happens to Naruto as a small change in Jiraiya's wanderings causing huge changes in Naruto's life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,752 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 3,843 - Follows: 3,626 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 7,302 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 7,475 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Rise to Power by crashtestdummy reviews
What if Naruto gave up on Sakura just after joining team 7? How much stronger would he get now that he's focused on training? What differences will he make? How will he become Hokage? NarutoKurenai pairing CURRENTLY REWRITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,796 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 3,356 - Follows: 1,163 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 6,541 - Follows: 2,422 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete