Aranel Carnilino
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Joined 01-20-08, id: 1480116, Profile Updated: 10-15-15
Author has written 9 stories for Lord of the Rings, Sherlock, and Hobbit.

A little about the author (that's me, Aranel Carnilino, in case you were wondering):

Twenty-five, happily single, and in possession of a useless Bachelors of Arts degree in English. *shakes head* Shoulda gone for the Bachelors of Creative Writing. That would have, at least, been more helpful to me currently.

A bit frighteningly prone to daydreaming. I probably should've been born in Middle-earth, since that seems to be where I spend most of my time. I also entertain daydreams now and then of being a published writer, but my wet blanket of a daydream moderator generally comes out and is all, "Whoaaaaa... hold on there. Living in Rivendell, no probs. Marrying Tom Hiddleston? Pshh. Easy. Becoming a published author? Nope. Uh-uh. Way out there. Definitely going too far."

Withdrawing from grad school may have been the best thing that ever happened to me, because I hated it all along, and I would have been a horrible English teacher. (Actually, I would have probably been the best English teacher ever, but whatevs. Sour grapes. *shrugs*)

A good day for me right now is one in which I'm allowed to write, undisturbed, for several hours, and/or accomplish other rather nerdy things, like making chain mail and watercolor painting violent battle scenes. Random fact about me: I have miniature chickens that sometimes sleep in my shower. *nods seriously*

Caffeine and I are a married couple. I decidedly overdo it on coffee, and don't get me started on tea. I have three cupboards devoted to that mainstay of British culture, which I shamelessly flaunt to my few, long-suffering friends whenever they stop over. I enjoy being hyper, which is strange, because I've always fancied myself a contented pessimist, and caffeine tends to facilitate bouncing in my chair and laughing at really stupid things on the internet. On that note, #MajesticThorin is a must google. You're welcome.

I also enjoy fangirling over BagginShield and JoanLock with my good friend, Eleanor Damaschke, who is amazing, and you should totally check out her profile if you haven't already. We're both, frankly, kind of aghast at the response to "Fiercer Than Fire." You guys do us great honor. *bows*

Well, that's all for now, my pretties. Keep reading and reviewing, because reviews feed my writer's brain, which is currently lacking a bit in motivation.

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Matchmakers' Council by Eleanor Damaschke reviews
AU. Fem!Bilbo. Fluffcrack. BagginShield implied. Gandalf is up to his old tricks again, but can't seem to find the right girl for Thorin Oakenshield, so he enlists Elrond Halfelven, one of the best matchmakers in Middle-earth, to help him.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Complete
And Ring Makes Three by Eleanor Damaschke reviews
AU. BagginShield. Billa Baggins, Queen Under the Mountain, discovers her loyalties are divided. Her husband, she loves with all her heart. The Ring consumes her mind. What is a hobbit-lass to do, when she finds that her family takes second place to her Precious?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Text by Eleanor Damaschke reviews
A selection of Sherlock snippets- alternates and random ideas that fall out of my head sometimes. One-shots all. Chapters unrelated.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M.
Desolation Revisited by Eleanor Damaschke reviews
AU. After Erebor has been reclaimed, Thorin Oakenshield still struggles with memories of the past.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Thorin, Dís - Complete
Moraug's Lair by Eleanor Damaschke reviews
AU. Sherlockian personalities in Hobbit characters. Thorin/Sherlock is Thorin the Homeless. Fem!John/fem!Bilbo is Joan Baggins. Smaug/Moriarty is dragon!Moriarty (Moraug). Enough said. :) Swimming pool scene plus treasure hoard scene equals gloriousness. Enjoy.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug
Of Death and Hobbits by Eleanor Damaschke reviews
AU. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo (Billa). Inspired by Ssilcatt's nightmare!verse on tumblr. Written VERY late at night. Try not to cry too much. Bad for keyboards, don't you know.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Feet by Eleanor Damaschke reviews
AU. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo (Billa) discovers that dwarves don't think about feet the same way hobbits do. Compilation of one-shots. Chapters unrelated. Mostly.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The First Time by Eleanor Damaschke reviews
AU. BagginShield (fem!Bilbo). Thorin doesn't like the burglar Gandalf picked out. Not yet, anyway.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Dragon's Fire and Hobbit's Wrath by Eleanor Damaschke reviews
"I'm married?" AU. Fem!Bilbo (Billa) and Thorin. Drama ensues. Don't take this too seriously. Inspired by leupagus' amazing story, "Erebor and Weeds," found on Archive Of Our Own.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Phantom of the Opera Explainatory Ending by FluffyFluff reviews
What is the real reason that the phantom decided to let Christine and Raoul go? Some will say true love, but I have a way funnier theory... and it involves Raoul in a dress!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
Everything is Complicated by dirksies reviews
A short oneshot/parody/crossover written for a class. Bilbo has just settled down after "The Hobbit" when some new guests arrive at his door.
Crossover - Hobbit & Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Friendship by Varne reviews
The return of a certain Lord to Lothlorien brings memories and certain new feelings to a young elleth, foster sister of the March warden. A Glorfindel/OC, and Haldir/OC. A first fanfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,544 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Glorfindel, Haldir
Tumnus' Trickery by elfchicks reviews
What if Mr. Tumnus HAD delivered Lucy to the White Witch? Chapter seven up.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Lucy Pevensie, Oreius
Your Servant is Calling by Petraverd reviews
Series of Psalmfics, concerning various thoughts of Tirian's as he fights the Last Battle.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Tirian - Complete
What on Arda? by Aranel reviews
Another of those awful Girl dropped into ME. With a slight twist.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2006
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Buried Coals reviews
Sequel to Fiercer Than Fire. After the reclaiming of Erebor, things were supposed to calm down. With the Dragon gone, Azog defeated, and the rebuilding process begun, it seemed inevitable that Thorin's coronation would usher in a new era of peace and prosperity. Billa should've known it wouldn't be that easy. Co-authored with Eleanor Damaschke.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 276,559 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 12/26/2014
Fiercer Than Fire reviews
AU. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo (Billa). A Re-imagining of the Quest of Erebor. Billa Baggins is not your average burglar, but she's always had a certain spark. Something Thorin initially resents, and ultimately grows to love. Begins with Billa's meeting of Thorin Oakenshield and carries through the events of Erebor's reclaiming... and beyond. Co-authored with Eleanor Damaschke.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 265,021 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Sundering Seas reviews
An elderly Billa has reservations in the Grey Havens. To leave means leaving everything she's loved. To leave means leaving him. An alternate, more tragic ending to this traditionally untraditional pairing. A/U. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B. - Complete
The Resourceful Doctor Watson reviews
John's exhausted and Sherlock's keeping him awake. However, our favorite consulting detective isn't the only one who's clever. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Last War reviews
Non-canon. Legolas is mean, prissy, sarcastic, irrational, and not too bright. After the War of the Ring, he reunites with some of his old cronies to stop a terrible evil from encroaching on Middle-earth. This is his story – and it's quite a shocker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Strange Case of the Missing Pottery reviews
What to do when things start disappearing around Middle-earth? Elrond, super sleuth, is on the case! He's lordly, he's wise... and he has a chain gun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Legolas, Elrond
The Last Will and Testament of Legolas reviews
Helm's Deep, before the battle. Legolas needs to write...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Legolas, Haldir
Ill Dreams reviews
Pippin faces a lonely night at Minas Tirith, worried about Frodo and Sam, until Gandalf comforts him…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Peregrin T., Gandalf - Complete
Elrohir Reflects reviews
Elrohir mourns the loss of his beloved.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Elrohir - Complete