Hi My Name Is Daniel Stringer

Pairings

Naruto: Tenten,Temari,Kurenai,Anko,Yugao,Kushina,Hana I, Moka,Mizori,Trish,Lady,Kyrie and pretty much anyone else

Hated Pairing

Naruto:Sakura,Hinata and Ino

Fav Naru Characters in order

1)Mikoto

2)Kushina

3)Kurenai

4)Anko

5)Yugao

6)Hana

7)Temari

8)Tenten

9)Tsunade

10)Shizune

ALL SMOKING HOT

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Sunstar Kitsune, Insane Slytherin, Nameless Heretic, Metalic Death, Hakureisaiga, Dark-El Dark, DannyStringer

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY."Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE."If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If you fall for it, please put it on your profile as well! It's very funny, seening as how I fell for it too

My OC (anyone can use him as long as they ask first and tell me there reason for wanting him and what there gonna do with him btw use him you use my girl Oc aswell since there together)

Name: Danny Sparda
Place of Birth: Konoha
Age: 18
Occupation: Jonin (Mainly Teams with Ayane)
Housing: Ophan but Lives with Ayane in his house
Marital status: Relationship
Hair Color:brown
Eye Color: Blood Red
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 132lbs
Body Build: not to Muscular
Distinguishing Features: Red Scar down his left eye
Family/Clan: Not part of a clan Siblings: Deceased
Affinity: Fire, Lightning
Loyalties: To his Friends Weapons: O-Katana (Blue Storm) (Stealth is blue not red) Appearance:

Name: Ayane Uchiha

Place of Birth: Konaha

Age:17

Occupation: Jonin (Mainly Teams with Danny)

Housing: With Danny

Marital Status:Relationship

Hair Color:Black

Eye Color: Black

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 118lbs

Body Build: Slim (athletic build)

Distinguishing Features: None Family/Clan: Uchiha

Siblings: Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha Affinity: Fire, Lightning (Medic Ninjutsu Loyalties: To her Friends and Boyfriend

Weapons: Katana (White Rose) Appearance: