Instant Maouhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Bleach. kat. a depressed fuck that hates everything. however i will not harm you and despite being like this i wish people happiness ;v; i'm not mean. i am slightly judgmental but i must say i like a lot of people. i'm friendly. i like anime, horror manga, writing, drawing. 1997. leo. i like life and i also dislike it. cuts are pretty and so is blood. i like rain and a cup of coffee. however i do not drink coffee often. my little pony, anime, and homestuck. thank you. |
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Fancy Dress by AccioTeaAndCats reviews
GrimmIchi yaoi. Eventual Lemon and multi-chap AU. Ichigo discovers his feelings for his classmate Grimmjow and plans to confess. Alas Rangiku and Nel decide to hold a halloween fancy dress party and both boys are invited! Will Ichigo confess?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,714 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Wow by Antony Bellows reviews
A revamped version of A Visit to the Castle. Link is requested by Princess Zelda to assist in the protection of Hyrule; but the Princess's feelings for the swordsman may prove to be troublesome. Set Post-Ocarina of Time. Oneshot-could be expanded. Fluff.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Clean Carpets by makoshark reviews
Now a series of Ichiruki oneshots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Home Again by earthbender068 reviews
AU Sakura moves to Konoha, with her mom Tsunade after living in Suna since she was a little girl. Here she finds a love she never knew and not just from a handsome boy! sakuxkiba inoxchouji hinaxnaru rated m for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 304,505 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
Erotic Education Vol 2 ILLICIT TEACHER by trixipixie reviews
EXPLICIT LEMON-AU- Ichigo Kurosaki though still a moody punk, is a teacher at Karakura high school. Teaching hasn't softened his tough brooding demeanor. And He doesn't think twice about using his positions to put his student Rukia Kuchiki in her place. warning..RAPE
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,335 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
President of My Fan Club by moodyaura reviews
DISCONTINUED for now at least. I think I have a problem. Firstly, it turns out that the president of my fan club doesn't like me at all. Not one bit. The second is that she's a money hungry girl who's making profit off of me. And the third? I think I'm falling for her. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,415 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Some Things Never Change by Ryu-Takehshi reviews
"Nothing could ruin this moment," Ichigo thought, "Nothing at-" he sighed "-crap... some things never change." And strangely, Ichigo was okay with that... IchixRuki :AU:
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Demon's Angel by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
What if Naruto was really a girl and was being sheltered by the Hokage in a forest inside of the village?What if after Itachi 'killed' his clan,she finds him near death and saves his life?Their lives are soon intertwined with each other,Full Sum Inside On Hold for now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,945 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Asymmetry by eosdawnaurora reviews
After entering the Shino Academy Rukia feels her bond with Renji slipping, and decides to employ an intimate solution. Prompts - first time, size-differene. Lemon. For Springkink.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Worlds Apart, Yet So Close by PeinSaku reviews
In which Sakura is introduced to a world the likes of which none of them have ever seen. She'll have to befriend an infamous detective in order to capture the mass-murderer that kills people via heart attacks — but, in the end, will she survive it?
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,876 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - [Sakura H., L] - Complete
There's no way! Just no way by RiotFest reviews
Kyousuke and Kirino spend an evening together. Though that night Kirino asks her brother one request that he thought in his entire life she would never ask for. What will his response be? Will it change everything in their lives?
My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,415 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Kirino K., Kyousuke K. - Complete
Discrepancy by Memories Faded reviews
He was her ticket to finding and returning her former teammate. She was his doctor as he remained a prisoner of Konoha. So why couldn't it just stay that way long enough for both of them to get what they wanted?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,533 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H.
Trapt Between Worlds by Let Me Be reviews
Naruto never wanted to be a shinobi.With the power to speak with the dead and do other strange things. Will Naruto be able to discover her heritage and at the same time keep her secrets from being revealed? Rated M for Naruto's use of foul language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,707 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Blame It On Kakashi by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
It was all Kakashi's fault for opening his mouth and getting her into this situation with a very horny Uchiha. SasuSaku Oneshot. For Sakura's Birthday
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Highly Contested Topic by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,021 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hard Bargain by frozenpixie reviews
Nnoitra kidnaps the child Nel and tries to revert her back to her true form to prove his superiority over her. Grimmjow has his own plans. DARK THEMES, VIOLENCE, STRONG LANGUAGE, CHARACTER DEATH, Nnoi/Nel torture and and Grimm/Nel fluff.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Nnoitra G. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Payback! by mr.cassisorange reviews
This is what happens when Sasuke decides to do something really stupid. Sakura discovers something called revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori
His Hair Was Blond, His Eyes Were Blue by PeinSaku reviews
His hair was blond; his eyes were blue. My first grade heart pounded, and instantly I knew.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Office Hours by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... After the 'Playing Trilogy' here comes... offices hours... WARNING: THERE WILL BE LEMON IN THE NEXT CHAPTERS...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,159 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
ItaSaku Lemon by Anthraxy reviews
plotless ItaSaku lemon/smut/whatever you wanna call it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
It Happened in the Desert by CattyJen reviews
The Suna Luxury Resort, "when you're with friends, the days aren't so hot and the night's aren't so cold" but Sakura would soon find out that there were a couple things they forgot to mention in the brochure. AU GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,238 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Ninja High School Musical by Princess iPod reviews
A parody about High School Musical with Naruto. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The IchiRuki Bet Lost Lemon by DancingBuffy reviews
This is the lemon that would go in the middle of Chapter 18 of The IchiRuki Bet, posting separately for those that do or do not want to read it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Flowers for You and Me by Dancing Nightmare reviews
It wasn’t love at first sight, but it was still love. SanjixNami.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Whole by nikki7716 reviews
Ichigo wasn’t sure where the strange attraction came from but he really liked Grimmjow’s hole…a lot. HARD LEMON AND PWP
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
How would you send a letter to the person you like by Kakashi-014 reviews
How would you? A Imadori x Ichijou one-shot...
School Rumble - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Kyousuke I., Karen I. - Complete
Footprints by Altissia reviews
IchiRuki oneshot collections.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,934 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Oh My Gigai! by Uchiha Xairylle reviews
[IchiRuki] Ichigo, who fell victim to the after effects of spiked punch, is left with Rukia's gigai... and a thousand angry pink petals. My first Bleach fic. Lime and Lemon somewhere! R&R!First of the Oh My...! Bleach Fanfic Trilogy
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,464 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Desert Flowers by this account is cancelled reviews
A blossom in the desert. Gaara and Sakura find comfort in each other. But what part will Sasuke play in all of it? GaaSaku other pairings insinuated but GaaSaku is the main pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,263 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
True Colors of Life by crayziexanime reviews
Ichigo sees Orihime in a playground. [IchigoxOrihime]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/6/2005
Drunken Lullabies by NeverYouOnlyMe reviews
IshiRuki. Actually, since you ruined my favorite pajamas and woke me up by screaming 'I'm a pretty pony' outside my window for twenty minutes, I think it is my business.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2005
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,920 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 3,072 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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Marry me reviews
Just a short fic about Ichigo's proposal to Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Restricted reviews
Nnoitra finally had something he can dominate Neliel over. LEMON
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Nnoitra G. - Complete
Just friends reviews
She never actually knew what his true feelings were. Not even a hint. She was too in love with Sasuke to take a hint.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete