Alice is buying apples for a pie she is never going to bake when she first sees the new English teacher, Miss Platt. When her visions of Carlisle's future begin to shift, she employs Emmett and a poorly written paper to help fate along. Though not everything is as simple as the fairy tales she's read. Ironically, sometimes the monsters aren't the vampires. AU/Human Esme

Woodland elves live secluded lives in their own kingdom of Liones. So imagine Princess Elizabeth's surprise when she falls into the lap (literally) of a brave adventurer and whisked away to unknown lands. Political intrigue and conflict between races may spoil some of the fun, sinful times here at the Boar Hat, but the Sins have a knack at bringing it back! Drink up my lovelies!